My fantasy Jessica Alba+Jessica Alba+Jessica Alba oh and did i mention Jessica Albaaaaa

DarkLuigi

Jeanne D'Arc? That IS pretty hardcore. Not necessarily hot, just nice to see more proof that not all gamers are lonely, young, males.

Demaar

@InsomniaBob: I use my Lingerie of Allure to lure the goblins away, yea that's going too far but I could be worse

SkutSkut

Asia Carrera is nerdy enough to have made a bunch of UT skins...

directhex

@Plunkett: Pff. You show me a porn star who plays table-top RPGs, and we'll talk.
"Roll for initiative, baby."

InsomniaBob

porn star + video game = nerd = HOT????

I'm so behind on my porn, apparently.

Smadubaku

this is so fucking HOT

Plunkett

Based on the commercials, I think she's the PS3's target market.

Strangelove

I think those were the best interviews of a porn star yet...

rezak

To clarifty: Jenna Haze likes video games.
You still don't have a shot in hell.

InsomniaBob

To think that Jeanne d'arc's nickname was "The virgin of Orleans"...

The Dark Defender

normally I find these kind of articles pandering, but Jeanne D'arc is just a little too off the radar to be rehearsed. In which case, Jenna Haze is awesome.

wildvulture

@bangbangblah: you'd be surprised actually, almost all my female friends are gamers and they all look decent to hot lol. In fact almost everyone I know plays games besides family members but if someone doesn't share my interest I'm fairly uninterested but still hang out with a couple of people that don't game.

SkutSkut

Whats with the Porn Sony love? I want to see a Poll of all the major pornstars on gaming and see if the console domination is the same.

Rurik

Good read, Ash. As much as I should've been expecting it, I still loved how pretty much every woman on there tried to be sexual / flirtatious in their interviews. Like the smiling when saying she's single and such . . . do they seriously try to pick up journalists? But then again, I guess that makes sense. I think anyone would rather date a journalist than a fellow porn star.

bangbangblah

She will release an exclusive Blu-Ray video for all her PS3 fans.

By extension, PSP too will be saturated.

Plan303e

ironic you should use the word "hardcore"

Covert_Knight

She's quite a "performer"

Jeanne D' ARC fan? Be still my heart...

exkon

Nerd my ass

Mikey-G

@Shindokie (psn and xbl): Commiting acts of violence following a sentence containing the word "pornstars?" You might be letting me know more about you than you want to.

Maldron

I bet she liked Cloud's buster sword.

TheMysteriousStranger

Gosh, we have the same interests, her and I. Do you think she'll say "yes" if I ask her out...?

HighlanderWolf

Hmmmm... Wow, so Sony centric even. Now now, I'm not questioning this cute girls hardcore-ness one bit. I would be the most cynical person alive I thought for a second this was part of porn's "triple threat" to usher in the blu-ray age through the promotion of the Sony brand. The porn industry has way more class than that.

okenny :)

@Maldron: haha, win. at least there's his "attitude" haircut.

@Terrorsaur: 4 hours? what're you, nuts? that's what alt+tab is for!

TheIrishNinja (PSN), IrishNinja2099 (XBL)

@Saint Anima (PSN = PoeticMassacre): It's P0rnN3rd

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!: Keep it you crabby grouchy old man!

Shindokie (psn and xbl)

@DigiMish: lmao

FiveElementNinja

Wait a minute, I thought I clicked on the link for the delayed smash bros article?

Oh noes!

TheMysteriousStranger

Shes Hawt.

(Not Spam :D)

flukielukie

@Maldron: Well that was really irrelevant to the editing, that was just my personal bias slipping in there. Subtle ay? :D

@Shindokie (psn and xbl): No sugar, no PSP. ):<

Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!

Damn, haven't seen her around in a while. She's hot.

Now, she's hotter. Wonder what her PSN thingy is...

Saint Anima (PSN = PoeticMassacre)

@Furious Liver: Yeah, like mentioning Disgaea 3 is going to convince anyone. By which I mean me.

Maldron

Yeah, real as her tits.

Well, her co-stars' tits.

Sabre_Justice

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!:

You have to let me borrow your psp. I really need one to play an rpg as i wait to get to school on the bus. I'm also waiting for the new disgaea and i need to get 2 to have the collection.

That's pretty cool. When someone makes fun of me for playing games, ill be like at least pornstars like the games i play *slap*

Shindokie (psn and xbl)

I wonder if she had a nerd coach teach her how to speak like a nerd for when nerds ask her nerd questions? I mean, nerds are on the computer a lot, and if they are good nerds, they have a lot of money and no girlfriend and will more likely buy a subscription to her site if they are under the illusion that she is a nerd and likes nerds. It's a conspiracy I tell you.

ceilingFANBOY: sponsor me for PolarBearPlunge, link in profile

Pretty much anyone who normally wouldn't be viewed as a nerd that tries to convince everyone shes a nerd by repeating it and attempting to back up such claims = fail. Lemme edit her quote to make her seem less like shes trying to convince us too hard.

"I have shelves full of books at home about vampires and werewolves. And I always have my PSP with me. Unfortunately, I got shot at once, and the bullet hit the PSP...sigh. The poor thing. Right now I'm playing Jeanne D'Arc, which is just awesome. I've clocked in 70 hours and I already have a whole team of maxed out characters! Also, I've got a PS3 and I'm dying for the new Disgaea 3 to come out (hehehehehe)."

Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!

Ah, with all the things to notice in this article, I notice the fact that 'disdain' is spelled wrong first. I should be an English teacher.

CountChocula

what a nerd. She'll never get a a date.

DigiMish

Oh god damn it.

I was porn sober for 4 hours now.

Way to go guys...

Terrorsaur

woooooooooow, she fucking rocks, thats awesome

Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.

Not to be an ass but Vampires and Werewolves aren't exactly associated with a massive portion of great literature being that they're usually smut novel heroes/villains. Then again... pornstar and smut.

Though, Sony can use this to their advantage.

"We have pornstars guys, you can get laid while curing cancer and streaming that porn!"

Black-Dog-Howls

Jenna haze,videogames.What more could you ask for

foxuser17

Ah, it's always awesome when we can relate to celebs, be they porn stars or actors. And 10x bonus points if they're really, really hot.

The Raz (Spoony Bard)

As if I needed another reason to lust for her.

Engel

Whoa, she's hardcore to the max.

goldwings

To be fair, his sneakers probably came from one of those television vending machines, hardly the height of fashion.

Maldron

i'd hit it.

Kreator

I don't like Jenna Haze's teeth,

havoks

Hot.

Erignamatic

/swoon

argh

@VishusBurn: TMI my friend...T M I.

By the way, lots of Porn chicks are way nerdy.

thischarmingman

Liking geeks or not, she still not "hitting" any of us.
 
Jeanne D'Arc though? That is pretty hot.

dv8godd

Don't forget Unreal Tournament warrior, Asia Carrera!

thegreyghost

@Atheist Jew: You do what old ladies do when they need to take a gallon of milk home from the grocery.

You double bag it.
(looks at picture again).
Maybe triple.

InsomniaBob

@VishusBurn: The point you are missing: We don't want to know what you like! One way or another! (gouges eyes out with fork)

InsomniaBob

@InsomniaBob:
Actually you said that You didn't want to know what off-broadway porn is porn is like. I didn't explain what off-broadway porn is(I would like to know?).

I just clarified a little because I felt that my words were being misinterpreted to make it seem as if I prefer heroin junkies with cesarean scars doing watersports and golden passes(?).

VishusBurn

This is *way* hot.

Karlott

@VishusBurn: Oh. Good. You clarified. Great. I guess you missed the point where I said I didn't want to know.

InsomniaBob

@Kreator: About a thousand or so other men have already "hit" it. Are you sure you still want to?

Atheist Jew

@InsomniaBob:
"..oh, man. I don't even want to know what 'off-broadway' porn is like."
You Know what I mean. Girls who don't actually do porn for their main source of income and don't consider cosmetic surgery a career investment.

I prefer my porn girls to look like normal girls who seem like they would actually be cool to hang out with; not some overdone California trophy wife.

I find most of the big name girls that too pretentious to even consider them sexy.(with the exception of Taylor mother fuck'n Rain)
But thats just me. To each his own and whatnot.

VishusBurn

@InsomniaBob: lol sex change belt.

SkutSkut

She has a psp and a ps3? OMG Im in love!!!

Losthorizon

@jaiitup: Oh, you bat rastard. XD

Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!

Wow I've been waiting for somewhere to post this, and now it's actually relevant:

Jenna's scene in Internal Combustion #10 is the "Raging Bull" of pornographic performances

topaz420

Jeanne D'Arc is a good game, if your a strategy RPG person.

jaiitup

Stop discussing your porn preferences! It makes it hard to concentrate on work. Although, having had porn stars discussing games, I suppose the logical next step is gamers discussing porn.

Carry on!

And am I the only one who felt sorry for Casey Jordan (2nd girl)? She just looks and sounds so nervous. That is all!

therealzantos

@Anemone:
Some other people enjoy..watersports and golden pass-- showers.

The Dark Defender

@InsomniaBob: Some people dig cesarean section scars and tract marks in their porn.

Anemone

@VishusBurn: "I don't generally like mainstream pornstars"

...oh, man. I don't even want to know what 'off-broadway' porn is like.

InsomniaBob

@SkutSkut: [en.wikipedia.org]

@Anemone: Vin Diesel, Steven Colbert, and numerous others have 'outed' themselves as TTRPGers. A friend of mine once play a session with Richard Hatch, Apollo from the original BSG, Tom Zarick in the new one.

It's more pervasive than you'd think. Most people just don't own up for fear of gaining nerd stigma.

InsomniaBob

Rachel & Layla

"GD: Do you mind if your boyfriend plays video games?
Rachel: [Looks suspicious] Why are you asking me this question?
GD: No particular reason.
Layla: [To Rachel] Relax, Rachel. He's just asking a question. Me, I don't mind. I like video games. I think it's OK for a man to play them.
GD: Is it attractive to you? Seeing a man play video games?
Layla: Now, I wouldn't go that far."

So for them it's not ok for a man to use his head to solve a situation...but they would rather have him use his head...and hands...on them...ok, I get it.

Phester

@Psudonym:

You mean the game or the real person that inspired it?

The Dark Defender

I'm glad someone's a fan of Jeanne D'Arc...

Psudonym

@InsomniaBob: I don't know about porn stars, but Dio and Alice Cooper rocked out on some D&D. Man on the Silver Mountain was based on D&D... at least that's what the liner in a "best of Dio" compilation that my friend bought said.

Anemone

@Kaosu:
Yeah, me to.

I don't generally like mainstream pornstars, but she just moved up a few notches on my radar. I'm gonna go check her assets more thoroughly and see if she deserves some cred.
To the Empornium!!

VishusBurn

@DarkLuigi: don't hog them all, sheesh.

Five Element Ninja

I . . . I . . . I find myself compelled to post in this thread. That is all.

Kaosu

I'm sorry but come on people, why do you care what a whore plays? She is a bottom feeder, the last thing the video game audience needs is a porn connection.

David_TheMan (The Original)

I like the one that said she liked Mario because he's a plumber. Apparently she needs someone to clean her pipes.

ビッグ ボス

What a dime piece. Swoonage!

CombYoBaird

@Squeegoth: ...um, you're doing it wrong.

InsomniaBob [I'm a doombot]

@the-red-terror:
In general I agree, but in a porn related article I figured it wouldn't be offensive. It seems I was incorrect and if saying I prefer Lesser known actresses instead of "Porn Queens" was TMI; I apologize.

VishusBurn

@Atheist Jew: Chun-Li's been hit about 1000 times too, but you don't see me stopping.

Squeegoth

I haven't seen her vids in a while (2 years) maybe I should check out her new stuff, you know, suupport fellow gamers!

friscom99

@PJK: Ignore that, different "actress"....

PJK

She's hardcore alright , saw her razordolls video and its pretty extreme.

PJK

@InsomniaBob: @VishusBurn: Stop bickering!
You're making me scroll farther and farther from the pretty lady!
For the record though, discussing porn tastes is generally... no.

the-red-terror

Damn she is smokin' hot. Bonus points for being into games and admitting to being a nerd.

edgeblade

@InsomniaBob:
Neither did I.
He was a rather bad person as I understand it.

VishusBurn

@VishusBurn: Nope. Not the king. But I'm also not the Marquis de Sade.

InsomniaBob

@Irenicus-the one and only: This man has his priorities in the right place. I approve!

InsomniaBob

@InsomniaBob:
One of the points of a forums is to discuss your opinions about what you do and don't like. If you don't like it; TFB. Your not king of the internetz.

VishusBurn

@havoks: the teeth is important :)

This article does remind me of one thing, I need to get Jeanne D'Arc for my PSP, I just been too lazy :(

Irenicus-the one and only

@dv8godd: Hitting us with syphilis perhaps, amirite lawl. :3

Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!

@David_TheMan (The Original): Righteous much?

zoesch

@David_TheMan (The Original):
I hate to break it to ya, but people like porn.
Shocking isn't it?. Even more shocking; gamers like porn.
There's a reason why G4(The gaming channel) covers AVN and the AEE every year.
Look at mass effect. Add the slightest bit of nudity to a game and it sells like hotcakes.

VishusBurn

@David_TheMan (The Original): First of she is not a whore, I think you need to take that back. She is also not a bottom feeder anymore then Boll is or other "famous" people written about in gaming news.

Also, why is it the last thing we need? Compared to all the rest. I don't like your attitude one bit.

Irenicus-the one and only

@ビッグ ボス:

"Did someone call for a really hairy plumber? Bow chicka bow wow!"

lgndk11r

@Irenicus-the one and only:
Yes Jenna haze and the rest of the porn stars are whores. They get paid for sex at the end of the day. If you went up to her and said I have $1000 lets have sex, chances are she would say yes.

Is that really the group video gamers want to be, no pun intended, getting into bed with?I don't.

I'm not condemning you if you watch porn, hell I watch it myself, but publicly video games get a black eye for violence and other crap, why allign ourselves with whores.

David_TheMan (The Original)

GD: Do you like video games?
Mayae: My English not so good. So talk slow, OK? [Smiles]
GD: Do you like video game? You know, Pac-man, Mario, Master Chief?
Mayae: [Shrugs] I am not understanding.
GD: OK. Good luck to you.

Hahahaha...

kevinski

GD: Do you find nerds attractive?
Jenna: [Looks offended] Do I like nerds? I am a nerd. I have shelves full of books at home about vampires and werewolves.

Wow, this just keeps on getting better.

kevinski

GD: OK, so. If you could cuddle with a video game character, who would it be and why?
Summer: Probably one of the guys from Mortal Kombat.
GD: Which one?
Summer: I can't remember their names. But I loved that game.
GD: What about the one in the straw hat? Raiden? He shoots lightning.
Summer: Oooh. I like that.

Hahahaha...God, the person who thought to ask these women about video games is a genius!

kevinski

@havoks: Yeah, I wouldn't date the bitch either.

But, really, her teeth?

PriorMarcus

Well, at least she didn't say she played Sims 2 or WOW.

doubtful

She looks like she needs to play with my Wii. Alot.

ProjectThanatos

Normally, I don't believe these kinds of proclamtions, but when they mention specifically that they're playing a game as hardcore as Jeanne D'Arc, I can be rest assured that she is indeed a gamer.

Nerds...

JAcK0R

@ProjectThanatos:
lol she dosnt want to burn her hands off

Lordchris915

I didnt think it possible 0_0

Lordchris915

She mentioned PSP and PS3...she's just sucking up to Sony because she wants her porn on Blu-ray!

dgonchild

@David_TheMan (The Original): First of, shes an actress not a whore, unless you wanna make the same statement about all actors, second I doubt I could pay her a 1000dollars to sleep with me, some of these "whores" you call them have husbands, spouses and this is a career of their choosing, making movies, they get paid to make the movies and not payed by the guys they sleep with.

I think what you have posted so far is even worth a ban. Also third, we "gamers" ain't a group of one that either wants to or doesn't want to be connected with porn. We are all individuals, I read books but that doesn't mean I support "Hitman". Or see myself as part of the group that read that book.

You say it is a problem that games get publicly linked with only violence etc? That is not a problem, anymore then book burnings a century ago or hard rock music was. It will blow over, just as the chainsaw massacre.

Now PLEASE stop referring them as whores, seriously, you are just being an ass.

Irenicus-the one and only

You know what's going to happen now? All the other porn stars are going to start looking up obscure japanese games so they can be like, "yeah, I love me some Totsugeki when I'm not sucking chinpo."

Thanks, Kotaku :)

Spoony Bard

She's good at faking it...in more ways than one...

Jenstar

@VishusBurn:
Actually, I only bought Mass Effect for the orgasmic rape scenes. What's a little bit of nudity when you can sodomize anyone, anywhere, anytime?

Ashraam

@naughtyco: Maybe because its a game related porn article?

Witzbold

lol... like any of you would really date a porn actress anyway.

At least... I hope none of you would.

goddessakasha

Why is is that Brian is reporting on the porn related articles? :)

naughtyco

These ladies are the saints of the nerd world, and not because they play video games.

Dragon_Warrior

That reminds me, I still need to pick up a copy of Jean D'Arc.

Oh, and boobies.

sigma7

Ok, please Miss Haze, can I love you longtime? That statement was more sexy than any pair of breasts I have seen in a long time.

EdwinJ85

@David_TheMan (The Original): STFU AND ENJOY THE BOOBIES

You'll probably never touch a real woman with your 'sex with the lights off, missionary, only after marriage' attitude anyway.

RamV10

@Black-Dog-Howls:

You mean all those books for World of Darkness are just smut in disguise? Darn. Okay you could play Masquerade as a smut game. But Werewolf would be odder...

And Jenna is young enough to be considered part of the 'gamer generation'. At some point the President of the U.S. will announce "Why I love me some Mega Man 5000x but not the remakes they aren't as good."

Turael

Chicks dig the Sony apparently.

BornToFlail

@DigiMish: made me LOL at work

Seriously though, she certainly knows how to get her fanbase up.

rawg

whoa, I fucking love Jenna Haze... this just made me love her more

wildmatt

@jaiitup:
JDA is weak in strategy area. It isn't very difficult nor does it do anything new for the sRPG genre except for being a PSP exclusive.

Plan303e

I'd beat it up!

youkillyou

Eh, not interested...I prefer women with a little
meat on their bones ^_<.

relic1980

I'm not surprised about the werewolf or vampire books.

I gotta say though, class act.

WasabiJoe

jenna haze is a babe.. im stoked she didn't say she was playing "halo 3" or some dumb typical answer like that.

aweeesome.

joelface

i want play with her :o(

ALLegaLL