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The Chikan Express Game Display
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 10:00 PM on January 29, 2008
Japanese shops go balls to the wall for their erotic game displays. They are so not screwing around! In the past, we've seen this (NSFW). Now, we bring you the TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK in-store display for Japanese erotic game Nonstop Chikan Tokkyuu ("Nonstop Molester Limited Express Train"). That, dear readers, after the jump!
Note: The cardboard cutout isn't life-sized, but 1/2 sized.
More Pics Here [AkibaOS NSFW]
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DON! KING!
Posted 10:53 PM 29/1/08
@Channing: Quite the expert ay?
DON! KING!
Channing
Posted 10:53 PM 29/1/08
@Channing:
I don't know this for a fact. I promise.
Channing
suffer1989
Posted 10:53 PM 29/1/08
Airbags ???
suffer1989
Channing
Posted 10:53 PM 29/1/08
I'm suprised they're doing the front. Real chikan do it from behind.
Channing
Slick-Rick
Posted 10:53 PM 29/1/08
Holy fake breasts Batman!
Slick-Rick
DON! KING!
Posted 10:53 PM 29/1/08
UK porn shops are rubbish! not that i've ever been in one ..cough..Softy's..Hard..Stuff...cough...
DON! KING!
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
Heh, truth be told I didn't think about the censorship issues. I thought it was common knowledge that Japanese always loved that stuff. Or, maybe just I always knew it. =/
[en.wikipedia.org]
Channing
eastx
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
About the tentacles, it's illegal to show genitals, male or female, in animated or live-action form in Japan. Japanese live-action porn uses mosaics to blur out the naughty bits, and many anime that do depict human parts do the same. IMO this sort of repression has led to their many weird sexual fetishes.
eastx
nya-chama
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Interwebs:
/sarcasm tags could have saved you from the terror of the CAPS.
nya-chama
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@photoboy:
In BAshcraft's defense, there are two bewbs. I think they'd be unhappy if you didn't give them their due respect with two links.
Channing
DON KING
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Interwebs: YAY! you can have a badge for that one! what do you want!? should brian go out and take the photos himself! from all the locations all over the world? Hell next time we have a competition just let Brian enter, because we wouldn't want anyone else sending in cictures and him then using them.
And a tip for you interwebs
Dis you know that when someone takes your photo it steals your soul?
DON KING
photoboy
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
"In the past, we've seen this (NSFW) and this (ditto)"
Aren't both of those links the same?
photoboy
zerokoolpsx
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
*stares*
zerokoolpsx
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Brian Ashcraft:
Bashcraft scares me when he uses so many caps. ;_;
Channing
Brian Ashcraft
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Interwebs:
Really?! HOLY SHIT. That's crazy I can't believe zomg!!!
GREAT COMMENT DUDE.
Brian Ashcraft
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@BD:
Well, it's best to be behind, by one person if possible. That way, when you're groping, she thinks it's the guy next to you and not you. You have to look really casual while you do it, too.
...or so I've heard.
Channing
BD
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Channing:
No, rogues do it from behind. Chikan do it from below.
BD
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@psycoking:
You're right, I didn't take time to read the sign abover her and just started typing. I thought it was against the wall but after further review, it might actually have a behind section! Neat! -I mean, uh... sickos,....
Channing
Interwebs
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
Hmm thoses look simliar to the linked ones. Recycling?
Interwebs
suffer1989
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
oh... is chikan like a groper, or sommat ?
suffer1989
Revenge_of_Nekojin
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
One of the best Hot Tears of Shame posts ever.
Revenge_of_Nekojin
Slick-Rick
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
While this IS pretty sad and perverted it'd be a lie if I said I wouldn't grope a fake ass and grab the fake boobies.
Slick-Rick
psycoking
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@icepick314: Wow. Sadly there really is a gropable ass. Thanks for putting my suspicions to rest with that link.
psycoking
icepick314
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
NOOOOOOOO HARUHI!!!!!
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING BEHIND THE SKIRT??!?!?!??!?!?!?
[www.akibaos.com]
icepick314
DON! KING!
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@slayzz: *DON! KING! nods so as not to utter another word of profanity*
DON! KING!
psycoking
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Channing: Fear not dear channing. The sign above her speaks of both tits and ass, making me assume this cutout has a gropable butt as well; at least that would "explain" the skirt. Go ahead, step behind the display and cop a fell, just like in real life :)
psycoking
slayzz
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@DON! KING!: so it is true.
slayzz
DON! KING!
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Channing: Pervs To The End My Friend! Anyway, I refuse to come back to this post now. It's getting too pervy.
DON! KING!
slayzz
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Raynre:
I think there was a law that can't allow penis being show on anime? so they use tentacles instead of penises. I think I read that somewhere, not sure though.
slayzz
suffer1989
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
I have no idea ... '
EDUCATE ME !!!!
suffer1989
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@DON! KING!:
The fact that we both knew what we were meaning at the same time totally makes us perv buddies.
...
You know, heterosexual perv buddies. I mean, unless you're gay, then we can be half and half.
Channing
Eltigro
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
What? No pictures under the skirt?
Eltigro
DON! KING!
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
This post is full of "know what I mean" does this mean we are all pervs?
DON! KING!
DON! KING!
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Raynre: The "Tentacle" comes from a law that does not allow erotic films to show what is substitutes. If you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink.
DON! KING!
Channing
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
@Raynre:
I'm actually half tempted to explain the tentacle thing but I'm also kinda distracted by something else. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
. . .
I don't know what I mean.
Channing
Raynre
Posted 11:53 PM 29/1/08
I suppose this fetish would only develop in a country of 127 million packed onto a landmass smaller than California and consisting of mainly mountians or forest.
Still doesnt explain the bizzare tentacle fetish came from though...
Raynre
cybereality
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
The one on the right looks a little large. She should have that checked.
cybereality
Sparx88
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
I like it, but then again thats me. I may be be american born and bred but I'm japanese at heart.
Sparx88
SPEEDStars13
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
I'm still surprised Japanese feminists/women aren't offended. I'm starting to think that they like it.
SPEEDStars13
Lyner
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
They should have made it full sized. Because, you know, it's cooler that way.
Lyner
Adam In Texas
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
Chikan Express?
Adam In Texas
rljohn
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
I totally read the title as "The Chicken Express".
It took me a bit to discover why the actual article and pictures had no chickens in them.
rljohn
Ghede
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
How long until these displays start using realdoll parts.
Ghede
Scum2k1
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
i'd hit it. with a baseball bat.
Scum2k1
Brian Ashcraft
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
@Insomnia Bob:
It's there!
Brian Ashcraft
Insomnia Bob
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
No hot tears of shame tag?
Insomnia Bob
Foxy_Blue
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
is there going to be a kotaku special DIYT print out of this too?
Foxy_Blue
evilralphwiggum
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
did i mention japanese perversion is the best perversion ever.
is perversion even a word?...that's the real question.
i think it is.
evilralphwiggum
evilralphwiggum
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
'more pics here' *clicks*
i love you japan.
don't stop being so perverted ;-)
lol
evilralphwiggum
thaKingRocka
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
quick, somebody call cooper lawrence! i've found something objectionable that requires no background knowledge.
thaKingRocka
Kavatar
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
The cardboard cutout may half sized, but them boobies sure ain't.
Also, it kind of freaks me out that they have a butt on a shelf.
Kavatar
Witzbold
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
Giant breasts scare me. D:
Witzbold
crapsh00t
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
When my best friend was in Japan, he had a Canadian girlfriend who was well-figured w/ fiery crimson hair and ghost white skin.
She looked fierce enough that the salarymen never dared to touch her while on the subway, but apparently the solicitations to go to nearby hotels were ceaseless.
Is it considered poor taste to squeeze the bazookas on that display?
crapsh00t
cactaur
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
Man, 3D displays are all the rage these days
cactaur
fyren
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
I would definitely fully cup it in my hands.
A feeling of regret would swoon me if I didn't get to touch it and left the country
fyren
dunetiger
Posted 2:54 AM 30/1/08
I think the poster just to the right of her (with all its tentacley goodness) is far more explicit than the weird touch-and-feel display - am I the only one who thinks the angle of the girl doesn't match the angle of the "breasts"?
Anyways, yeah, credit the tentacle phenom to the Legend of the Overfiend.
dunetiger
Buttah
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
My soul was crushed by the shame. *sigh*
Buttah
Erwin211
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@ianken: And 2001 is ruined forever. Or would this connection make pornography better? Or both? Hmm... Do you have MIT's number?
Erwin211
Erwin211
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
Wow, Molestation, Microcon, AND trains? How could you go wrong?
Erwin211
GOLD5
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@Ghede: Not soon enough, my friend.
GOLD5
ianken
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
Man, Japanese porn sucks. If you like watching girls (I hesitate to call them women) roll around whimpering and crying while old men poke at their bits like the apes at the monolith in "2001" then go ahead and watch, it'll be right up your alley.
I had a roommate that loved this crap. I am convinced that Japan is an island filled with sexually insecure men who can only get off when they have a little girl to rape because if they faced a real woman they would be unable to perform with their micro-packages.
ianken
SSJPabs
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@Witzbold: They used to scare me too, but my long time girlfriend is a DD and over the our relationship I have switched from the A to the T.
You can make the jump if you try hard!
SSJPabs
Witzbold
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@jayntampa: But they do! D: Well breasts as big as the display anyways that is.
Theres just some things that dont port over well from the anime world to the real one.
Witzbold
Jilkon
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
Somehow I think the 1/18 model of a girl being molested by tentacles is more disturbing. The one closer to the camera. And the pre-teen girl in swimsuit. And whoever snapped the photo.
Jilkon
dead_red_eyes
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
*squeezes*
dead_red_eyes
jayntampa
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@Witzbold: I won't tell my gf you said that :P
jayntampa
tamago007
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
fluffy....
tamago007
Leptok
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
Aren't "half-sized" females the norm for hentai?
Leptok
Do Kesubei
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
I really want to see which eroge company tops this and how.
Do Kesubei
Onizuka-GTO
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@Sparx88: if that's true i think we got a little bit of a japanese heart.
its either that, or the Japanese got a bit of the world in their hearts.
well ok, the men of the world in their hearts anyway...
>_<
Onizuka-GTO
ChrowX
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
Japan is decades ahead of us in the porn advertising industry...
ChrowX
InsomniaBob
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@Brian Ashcraft: That's now how I remember it.
InsomniaBob
SSJPabs
Posted 9:02 AM 30/1/08
@SPEEDStars13: There aren't enough of them politically to matter. Though the numbers are growing recently.
SSJPabs
THORAX
Posted 12:54 PM 30/1/08
And theirs the bile forming in the back of my throat.
THORAX
munkah
Posted 5:53 PM 30/1/08
Nice melons.
munkah
Irismr
Posted 1:54 AM 31/1/08
And now, how many hentai game buying creeps fondled these fake bagonzas?
Irismr
Rael89
Posted 4:54 AM 31/1/08
How many copies must these games be selling to merit such lavish displays?
Rael89
Raynre
Posted 1:53 PM 31/1/08
The more you learn...
Raynre