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These Miis Are Not Suitable For Work
Posted by Luke Plunkett at 7:00 PM on January 18, 2008
We're not kidding around. These are totally unsuitable for work. So...wait til you get home. If you're already at home, well, read on! So these brothers, bored out of their minds during the summer, decided to start creating Miis. Porno Miis. Sure, they're probably not the first to do so, but they are probably the best. And we'd say definitely the only ones to have one called "Ewok Cock". Confused? Titillated? Hit the link below. Easily offended by Nintendo-related face penetration? Don't.
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SkutSkut
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
@sugardeath: you and me both, it's both funny and disturbing.
SkutSkut
sugardeath
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
The Ewok Cock one reminds me Whoopi Goldberg..
wwwhhhy :(
sugardeath
Digitalguardian
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
@icepick314: Nay, Wiis are for Men!
Digitalguardian
boopadoo
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
...and just in time for the Check Mii Out channel!
National spotlight, here we come!
boopadoo
Vexorg
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
See also: Rule 34.
Vexorg
syl1985
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
LOVE the NSFW fish... yay for schools!
syl1985
akwinters
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
You know that in six months time someone is gonna blow this out of proportion, and FOX News will do an "investigative" piece of high class journalism on it.
You just know it.
akwinters
dabu
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
lol at the "Golden Girl" mii.
dabu
RaptorShadow
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
More proof that hot tears of shame is the best tag ever.
RaptorShadow
Cpryd001
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
I'm getting sort of aroused by this.
*goes play with his Wii*
Cpryd001
EvoAnubis
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
OH MAH GAWD! AND THESE CONSOLES ARE IN THE HANDS OF OUR CHILDREN!?!?!? WE MUST BAN THE WII!!!!
EvoAnubis
TheIrishNinja (PSN), IrishNinja2099 (XBL)
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
wow, that took some effort. props on golden girl.
TheIrishNinja (PSN), IrishNinja2099 (XBL)
Gouki4u
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
My favorite has to be the one named This Guy just because he looks like he's flipping double birds, and yelling "Wooo!" This is highly amusing to me because I've been drinking.
Gouki4u
EnigmaNemesis
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
@Brian Ashcraft:
Your Kotaku fish depth finder must have fried out!
EnigmaNemesis
Plunkett
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
@Serreah: Its a FEEDING FRENZY. David Attenborough's been notified.
Plunkett
icepick314
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
and who says Wiis are for kids only?
icepick314
Brian Ashcraft
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
@Serreah:
It is!
Brian Ashcraft
Sicrowell
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
Those are just really really really odd.
Sicrowell
DefHamsterJam
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
These guys are my heroes.
DefHamsterJam
Serreah
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
Is this the first sighting of whole schools of Kotaku fish?
Serreah
EnigmaNemesis
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
Cartman Mii with Lennon glasses owns!
EnigmaNemesis
kwonster
Posted 7:38 PM 18/1/08
All hail the kotaku fish!
kwonster
duckmouth
Posted 8:39 PM 18/1/08
I have to say that I found these very amusing, particularly 'Anoose', 'Bagger', 'Golden Girl' and 'Cow Girl'... takes a second to get exactly what is going on, but funny when you do eventually recognise what's up.
The facial expressions of poor 'Bagger' and 'Golden Girl' are priceless.
duckmouth
jive238
Posted 8:39 PM 18/1/08
@boopadoo:
I've been seeing dick faces for a while on that channel before I even heard of these guys.
jive238
Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!
Posted 8:39 PM 18/1/08
There are some things the mind just cannot unsee. Damn you Kotaku. ):
Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!
icepick314
Posted 3:33 AM 18/1/08
@Cpryd001:
"*goes play with his Wii*"
which "Wii"?
icepick314
dead_red_eyes
Posted 3:15 AM 18/1/08
@blazinnoni:
It does!
dead_red_eyes
blazinnoni
Posted 3:12 AM 18/1/08
The first one looks like N'Gai Croal.
blazinnoni
Automageddon
Posted 2:54 AM 18/1/08
Can we have some pics of the Kotaku |Fish?
I need a new image for my desktop...
Automageddon
TitillatedOcelot (NinjaBall [psn] Callabrantus [xbl])
Posted 11:38 PM 18/1/08
I'm always titillated, but this made me slightly more so.
TitillatedOcelot (NinjaBall [psn] Callabrantus [xbl])
adillio94
Posted 11:38 PM 18/1/08
how did thy do it
adillio94
xolotl
Posted 12:38 AM 19/1/08
Wow points for originality, I wish I was artistic like that
xolotl
DaiMacculate
Posted 1:38 AM 19/1/08
And we wonder why Nintendo won't let us have Miis in every 3rd party game... ;)
Really, really funny stuff though.
DaiMacculate
_Argyle_
Posted 2:39 AM 19/1/08
I like the one called "nipple" it's modern simplicity is an artistic milestone...
_Argyle_
riskbreaker
Posted 2:39 AM 19/1/08
what vision these guys have! i'm now inspired!
*works on x-rated mii*
riskbreaker
REDFIELD8
Posted 2:39 AM 19/1/08
Brilliant! The "Golden Girl" one is remarkable, methinks. Overall, it's the work of some finely crafted individual. Bravo!
REDFIELD8
Randroid
Posted 2:39 AM 19/1/08
Why didn't I think of this!?
Randroid
Wookiee1
Posted 2:39 AM 19/1/08
That's just wrong.
Wookiee1
MURDERFACE
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
Oh great i can't wait for the religious parents and random nay sayers getting pissed about this and blaming video games once agin for their shitty Parenting. but to be fair ive never seen anyone get banned from nintendo online i mean i seen so many hitlers and what not on that check me out channel you would think Nintendo being the kid friendly people that they are would just delete them or whatever and just move on. but now iam scared that those folks at Fox news or worst Jack Tompson would get their grubby little bastard hands on a story like this.
MURDERFACE
Witzbold
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
My eyes! They burn!
Witzbold
Hades
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
@ZeeX: I can already see it on the news "Your kid's Wii is a source of porn"
About the miis, ... not much to say xD
Hades
bigapple
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
Check out N'Gai Croal up in the left! HOT!
bigapple
doubtful
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
This, um, artist is the reason there are friend codes. :)
doubtful
ZeeX
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
There is going to be shit for this in the future... some soccer mom is going to just happen to see the check me out channel and it's going to be filled with darth vader and cock and she'll call it "child space porno rape"
ZeeX
rubiximus
Posted 3:39 AM 19/1/08
Oh my.
Some people just have too much free time I guess.
rubiximus
blackadvent
Posted 6:40 AM 19/1/08
It's like a train wreck in slow-mo.... I CAN'T LOOK AWAY!
blackadvent
Ashkihyena
Posted 6:40 AM 19/1/08
@Hades: I think they already did that when the internet browser was introduced, but, I can see it happening again after this.
Ashkihyena
red
Posted 7:40 AM 19/1/08
digital chip age
red
sweetie55
Posted 8:40 AM 19/1/08
Hhahaa that Check Mii Out channels going to get out of hand soon I bet. :P
sweetie55
DarknessMyOldFriend
Posted 4:21 PM 18/1/08
This... is genius.
DarknessMyOldFriend
BornToFlail
Posted 3:55 PM 18/1/08
I think they're hilarious
BornToFlail
taomaster99
Posted 2:47 PM 18/1/08
uh, these are supposed to be good?????
taomaster99
CyberSkull
Posted 5:52 PM 18/1/08
Damn.
Just… damn.
@_@
CyberSkull
Cole
Posted 3:38 PM 19/1/08
They are now all available for your convenient viewing pleasure in this Youtube Video...
[www.youtube.com]
OH, and... I'm pretty sure that its "Gagger" not "Bagger". ;)
Cole
monkeysaresilly
Posted 7:38 PM 19/1/08
@blazinnoni: I thought the exact same thing. Where are the "Titans of Game Journalism" miis? I'm already working on my Totillo.
monkeysaresilly
Adam In Texas
Posted 7:38 PM 19/1/08
Someone take a few screenshots and go to gamestop and sign up for that Wii contest. It's free and you get to upload your Wii for Gamestop to put on display on their page. Since if the person adding the Miis to the roster thing they have setup notices what's so different about your character.
And post a link if they put it up
Adam In Texas