roflmao a tribble with parkinson....best line ever....Jack Thompson's a douche roflmao JACK THOMPSON

"I hate these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane..erm..*sweats* YOU KILL KIDS AND I R SMART *runs and hides*"

themule

Damn, I picture fake Sam Jack going to the debate decked out like a Jedi and Jack went and ruined it by being a pussy.

Mysticgamer

Can we have a fake Jack Thompson? Or a group of fake celebs rallying behind gaming and against a fake Jack?

PsycheDiver

I love how he challenges a false Jackson to a debate, says "I dare you" than says that this other guy needs to grow up.

Jack himself is still in diapers.

Kovitlac

You know what they call Jack Thompson in France?

A douchebag with cheese.

marmidukestank

If anyone actually thought Thompson was going to go through with this, you don't know Jack.

(please...forgive me. I couldn't fight the urge to pun.)

Ping

This debate needs to happen, and I need the footage.

TheCleaningGuy

The biggest travesty is that no mainstream media outlet will pick this story up and show just how crazy Thompson truly is.

mitch079

Sad, Jack. sad.

KM91

Fake Samuel L. Is a classic.

Also, does Jack Thompson just google his name to find his opponents or what?

TheDaftPunk

I've quoted Snakes on a Plane enough for now, so I'll leave that to someone else.

blackadvent

I agree with the honourable Mr Thompson. The real Samuel L. Jackson is just as responsible for gun deaths as video games.

Paroxysm

@Asper: one of the best lines from Pulp Fiction - LOL

rawg

@dead_red_eyes:
NOT CRECENTE ;)

Brian Ashcraft

Fake Samuel L. Jackson is even more badass than the real Samuel L. Jackson!

Spiffyness

Tribbles :D

Irenicus-the one and only

@Asper: that one made me laugh out loud cheers

knails

Well, in all fairness, Sam Jackson IS actually every bit as responsible for the deaths as video games.

Werrick

Fuck Thompson...

This is awesome though! After the confusion of course...

TWEEDLEDEEZNUTZ

The worst (best?) part of the whole thing was Jacko posting his personal contact info on the interwebs and then spreading it around to news sites like this before realizing (far too late) that he'd been duped.

I, personally, left him a funny/insulting voicemail. Anyone else?

The Great Moof

" All right, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I AM TRIED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' LAWYERS ON THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' BLOGS!! "

JackThompson_is_a_Douche

You think Thompson would bother to spend time on a PR stunt with someone who wasn't actually famous?

How would that serve his interests?

The only person JT really cares about is himself, and his entire life's work serves only to support the idea. Has he ever worked on a case involving "videogame violence" for free? I doubt it, as much as I doubt his appearances on Fox News aren't nice little paydays for talking shit about something he doesn't understand.

He only seeks out high-profile opportunities to spout his rhetoric, and only when it gets him face time with people more famous than he is, or gets himself paid.

No bother. Vanity and Greed are both sins, and ones he will have to eventually answer for to the God he so vacuously claims to deify...

stranger

"What the fuck is a got-damn jerkball? Is that like a tribble with Parkinsons?"

This is one of the best quotes I have ever heard in my life. Like... seriously.

And I can't believe Mozilla doesn't have the word "Tribble" in their spellcheck database.

Mxylsptlk

JT responded.. that is getting interesting.. haha

silvery_eagle

This really is one of the greatest stories ever. The only way this could be made more ridiculous and hilarious is if the real Sam Jackson caught wind of this, tracked down Thompson, and forced him to have the debate.

While dressed as Mace Windu.

NinjaMarion

@blacksamurai87: Thats what I was thinking. I wonder how much we can pump out Sam Jackson articles before he actually takes notice.

AsWater

i really can't believe this guy, not that i ever have, but c'mon now.

InEffectMode

LOL That would have been some 5 star youtube material. =D

Ez LeMoN pZ

How he could have won anyway boggles my mind. His arguments seem formulated by a five year old.

Jack: "I'm better than you!"
Random Person: "Nuh-uh!"
Jack: "Yeah, huh!"
Random Person: "Nuh-uh!!!"
Jack: "Stop it, or I won't invite you to my birthday party!"

theblackgate

I'm starting to think that Jack Thomson is a character, much like Larry the Cable Guy. This could be his way of trying to become the main character in bad comedy movies.

Now he just needs a catch phrase. "Jerkball" might work.

Omatic

I really wish this debate would have happened since I would have enjoyed reading the fake Samuel l. Jackson's responses.

ocalot

This is effing amazing. I love it when you don't even need to make fun of the guy. He makes it too easy.

GM08

@QBasic: agreed

i love how samuel l. jackson has allowed anyone who wants to the use of the word motherf***er. i mean really. it is just another great thing he has done for the world.

jerrt

Can they make a Fake Jack Thompson to debate Fake Samuel L. Jackson? That'd make my day. Be careful not to libel the RL Jack Thompson though ... he might claim that he will sue.

reywing

Could you imagine if fake Samuel L Jackson and real Samuel L Jackson joined forces? The results would be...amazing.

knulpm

WTF?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA A tribble with Parkinsons nice!

MURDERFACE

Isn't it about time Jack was in a huge savings and loans scandal or was busted soliciting a minor?

Handles25

"the motherfucker bailed like Bowser at the end of level three of Super Mario."

That has to be the greatest line I've read in awhile.

In a single month, JT gains some cred with gamers that whole Mass Effect nonsense and then loses it arguing with a fake Sammy J.

May a purple lightsaber strike him down with great vengeance and furious anger

DCSimian

"LOOK AT ME, I'M JACK THOMPSON, I'M AN IDIOT."

That was my impression of Jack Thompson. I'm thinking about trying to sign a TV deal.

Fitz Rhapsody

Ohhhhhhhhhhh man. Thompson lives to bitch another day.

edb87

This is just great. Fake Sam better stay away from sharks though.

WolfGod

@Thassodar:

Hahaha.

@ BRIAN CRECENTE - "Once again, Jack Thompson's logic astounds! What we do know: Fake Samuel L. Jackson would've so kicked his motherfucking ass in a debate. "

Oh hell yeah.

dead_red_eyes

"then Thompson suddenly declined, saying that the real Samuel L. Jackson was just as responsible for gun deaths as video games"

Isn't that libel against the real Samuel L. Jackson?

Stompy1

This is like some sort of delicious OMGburger with WTFlettuce and a dash of BBQ-sauce. Fake Samuel L. Jackson is my hero.

@Heliophage: Clever stuff, man.

Satsuz

Pure hilarity. It's about time he was utterly humiliated, and wouldn't you know it - he goes and does half of the work himself! HAH!

Farlander29

When will Samuel L. Jackson stop killing the children.

Oh well Im gonna play some MK3 and then stragle some kittens.

Jack Thompson made me do it by the way.

Sniper_Zegai

ROFL.
Fake Samuel L. Jackson. FT(mf)W!!!

Highlander Wolf

@Super_Nintendo_Chalmers:

Aw, man. Don't ever give Jack Thompson a slap on the back. He'd probably charge you for murdering him.

SuperMaxZero

Fake Samuel Jackson is awesome.

I say Big Boss challenges Jack Thompson to a debate for slapping him that one time. It's payback time!

+ Watch video

YUYU

"What the fuck is a got-damn jerkball? Is that like a tribble with Parkinsons?"

I choked on some bagel when I read that. Great stuff.

@Heliophage: I see your poem and raise you a limerick!

There once was a man named Jack
Always running his mouth, spewing crap
He set up a dare
Too afraid to go there
So fake Jackson gave him a bitchslap!

It sucks, but I tried. I'm off to go finish choking down breakfast.

天人

Aww, crap, and I spent all day organizing a boxing match between Uwe Boll and Jack Thompson.

doubtful

What would be funnier was if it was a fake Jack Thompson...

RobTheBuilder

just noticed the last comment by Jack Thompson on the fake S.L.J. blog:

Jack Thompson, Atto
Posted February 20, 2008 at 6:02 am

"You gamer idiots."

Now thats a solid argument! Immature, i would say.

exedore

Seriously, "jerkball"? What is he, 12?

sacripanta

This is basically amazing. I'd give anything to see JT roasted like a battle droid on Mace Windu's purple blingblade.

Polterg3ist

I think I might cry now. I had these wonderful mental images of the debate, mainly that of Sam Jackson with a lightsaber towering over Thompson whos cowering (more than likely spelled incorrectly) in a dark corner. A soft purple glow falling on his face showing a single tear rolling down Thompson's face.

shadowfox

[........................]

that's me being speechless.

chenry

Thompson probably declined because the format they were intending to use didn't allow for him to interrupt his opponent any time they bring up a point that would debunk his arguments.

Milihpen

I would LOVE to debate Jacko on the subject. In fact, I want it to be a tag-team debate. And we each get to choose our own partners. Come on Jack, I know you're reading these comments(I mean, there isn't any way for you to push your way onto TV today! You know you can probably take on a fledgeling game journalist!

Cannedpasta

...there are no words. Wow. Just... wow.

CK20XX

now to complete this we just need people to say motherfucker a few more times because this is about Samuel motherfucking Jackson....motherfucker

stryker1800

Yes, they deserved to die! I hope they burn in hell!

BilliousB

Both fake Samuel L. Jackson and real Samuel L. Jackson should rest for a few days. MoFo is in every movie! Pass on a script once, dog.

DanFilth

If every rabid fanboy troll spliced their genetic material together, Jack Thompson would be the unholy spawn. Not only does he hate your favorite videogame system--he hates them all! Plus, he operates by baiting a foreseeable argument with ridiculously inflammatory claims. I guess videogames are his new trolling grounds, since we in the legal field got tired of his antics long ago (and can actually disclipine him for his craziness).

This has to be my favorite JT story: Jack Thompson gave Janet Reno a letter at a campaign event requesting that she check a box to indicate whether she was homosexual, bisexual, or heterosexual. Thompson said that Reno then put her hand on his shoulder and responded, "I'm only interested in virile men. That's why I'm not attracted to you." He then filed a police report accusing her of battery for touching him.

Super_Nintendo_Chalmers

Really just downright pathetic. All bark and no bite.

Toasticus

I wonder how the real Samuel L. Jackson feels about this...

blacksamurai87

Fake Samuel L. Jackson: One of the nicest motherfuckers you'll ever meet!

Sean Bryant

Jack challenged Sam
But since he's a sham
Sam would beat him like he was his father;

So Jack turned around
And ran back to town
Crying "You're black, I won't even bother!"

Heliophage

I'm surprised he went as far as saying that Jackson has caused deaths. Tbh, he probably has, but any movie, game or book that challenges your perceptions will get a few people reacting in extreme ways to it. That doesn't mean we should stop challenging people...

Kudos to the fake Sam Jackson. I approve of his awesomeness.

Jekht

@geekgrrl: My god....that's genius!

Eschguy

i believe this sets a record for 'most uses of the name Samuel L Jackson in a single paragraph'

TiberianViper

my brains! they're burning! and i still ask...got damn? if you wanna be blasphemous than do it right dude.

plus only jack would be stupid enough to beleave an actor would wanna spend their time doing something that gamers can do for free...and maybe alittle better than him swearing and using wierd sayings

NocturnOwl357

good move, JT. it wouldn't be a serious and fair debate anyway.

cooler_dood

You'd almost feel sorry for Jack if it wasn't self-inflicted.

Reilaos, Man of Destiny

hew boy....pie man? no no no....PIE BOY.

This is a rich lesson in self pwnage on the net. My god - it's so by the book, it's sickening.

sadkermit

Pretty hilarious stuff. I think his phone number from Jack's e-mail to the the fake Samuel L. Jackson still works, give that guy a call, it's got his cell in the answering machine lol.

I would care a lot less about Jack's crusade against videogames if focused more on realistic consequences of gaming. I'm thinking mostly about the possible addictions, like WoW, which I believe is a bit more popular than Counter-strike now. Even without being able to use school shootings as a crutch (that isn't even related)in an argument against WoW, he would still be exhibiting the tiniest bit more logic than he seems to normally do.

weenort

Hmmm... maybe someone could set up a debate between the REAl Samuel L. Jackson and a FAKE Jack Thompson.

PhantomVI

JT...

not only a douchebag but now a chickenshit...

wtf?

how many times did this dork walked out of something he said he will do?

can't even respresent families in lawsuit, can't backup his claims, and can't even debate....

icepick314

Is anyone else amazed at how awesome the fake Sam Jackson is?

ZenGaijin

Hopfully, JT will retire and walk the Earth, like Kane from Kung Fu.

Or in Vincent's take on the subject, become a bum.

Shiryu

I think he was scared there would be motherfucking snakes at the motherfucking debate.

The_Inquisitor

What an idiot. I don't understand why the media is giving him any attention at all. He's just looking to become famous. Do you even truly believe in the idiotic things that come out of your mouth Jack Thompson? I know you've got that Playstation hidden in your basement.

vizual3y3z

Damn! I can't believe it's not on!

God-damn-no-good-bullet-dodging-mother-fucker!

TokeYo

I say we taunt Jack thompson like school children until he agree to the debate. Thompsons a chicken! Thompsons a chicken!

Deadeyereborn

Spike TV VGA Award mentalities killed my son!

Recury

haha that's just hillarious XD

phatseejay

LOLOLOL!
Thats some funny stuff, ha-ha!

"MOTHA-FUCKA!"

nardsy

Fake Sam Jackson got IRL trolled...hard. Thompson's a prick.

gils0n

@NoFunShogun: It will be hard to choose from oh so many good examples...

Shiryu

My head hurts. Is Jack Thomson fighting himself?

GMC

Can this be used as evidence of insanity in his disbarment case?

NoFunShogun

@candyman261:
You should've seen Jack Thompson. Talk about confused!

Brian Ashcraft

@geekgrrl: Aproved! I nominate McWhertor.

Shiryu

Id like to see some Ezekiel 25:17 action mid-debate indeed. some "ENGLISH, MOTHER F****R, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" would also fit well.

Oh, JT, you cant even do a fake debate properly to the end...

Shiryu

i say we nominate someone from Kotaku to stand in as a fake Jack Thompson, then let the shit fly.

geekgrrl

Saaaaaam Jackson.

NotAZombie

Samuel: "What country you from?"
Thompson: "What?"
Samuel: "What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
Thompson: "What?"
Samuel: "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

Asper

Hahahaha

This is golden.

Figcoinc

What

KirbySS

LOL. I mean, how fucking stupid is this Thompson guy? It's too easy.

Livid

"MMMM MMMMMM BITCH!"

Motherfucking Samuel Jackson.

"YOU'LL BE FUCKIN FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME!"

Thassodar

And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Amen!

Father ColdCuts

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't get the image of a tribble with parkinsons out of my mind.

SwordandSorcery

The fact that he thinks somebody impersonating him at some video game awards is responsible for deaths is astonishing.

P-Sheddy

All we need now is a fake John Travolta and we're set.

QBasic

@candyman261: I believe the phrase you are looking for is LOL WUT.

And I totally agree.

Edmon

I would've paid cold hard cash to see that.

Neer'mo

I am sorry but after reading the name "Samuel L Jackson" used so many times in the 1st paragraph I was totally confused.

candyman261

This is hilarious.

Tale

What?!?

candyman261