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APB's Geek Squad: Miyamoto, Molyneux, Spector & Garriot
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 6:30 PM on February 23, 2008
During Dave Jones' GDC session, essentially a reveal of Realtime Worlds' online game APB, he touted the game's character customisation tools. After generating a handful of characters you certainly wouldn't want looking after your kids, he showed off APB's ability to recreate real-life characters. Namely, Jones showed digital versions of developers Shigeru Miyamoto, Peter Molyneux, Warren Spector and Richard Garriott that were made in the character editor.
While the above pic may not be of the best quality, we got a few individuals snaps that are much better looking. They're behind the jump, front page visitors, because I'm pretty sure that pic of a pants-less Miyamoto is not safe for work.
Seriously, man. Put some khakis on!










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Sawboss
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Yeah, this all seems great at first. Then you get into the game and find out that 50% of the population are asshats that all look like George Bush. Pass.
Sawboss
Gameboy4life
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Yes indeedy Ms Pussy Galore! :)
Gameboy4life
Scazza
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@cybereality: Everyone knows girls don't play games or commit crimes!
Scazza
SwordandSorcery
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
If I can make Rufio from Hook I'm set
SwordandSorcery
cybereality
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Can you make girls or is this just one massive online sausage party?
cybereality
Ess
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
This could be too much customization. If I can make anyone and everyone can make anyone, this runs the risk of looking more like Second Life with guns than Counterstrike meets GTA.
It could just get ridiculous.
And then there will be the inevitable Hitlers and black face characters. Ugh.
Ess
Ra on the Moon.
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
wow im surprised. I dont know if i will pay for this (at this point in time) but this game is quite intriguing.
Ra on the Moon.
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
I'm feelin' a PC upgrade in my future so I can play this sucker. I wonder what the system specs will be?
The customization is AMAZING. No leveling or grinding is great.
I will suck at it, so I'll make sure to always play on the team opposite Kotaku-ites.
Evil Tortie's Mom
XgamerM
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Pants...he forgot pants
XgamerM
gadgetfanatic
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@BPM IIDX 8th style: Only if you told them you did it.
gadgetfanatic
KM91
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Miyamoto, put some pants on, please.
KM91
tnx3
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
*dreaming of themed APB clans fights*
Boxer clan versus Briefs clan
PS3 fanboys vs. 360 fanboys vs. Wii ninjas
Red versus Blue
tnx3
scotty
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Miyamoto will stomp you to death. with boxors.
This game looks pretty kick ass, and I loved crackdown, I'm sure the team can do another great game.
scotty
RRRansom
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
"The School of Silicon Valley"
RRRansom
Ashkihyena
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Witzbold: Lol, and just imagine how many of them will be getting killed just cause they look like him.
Me, I'm not into this kinda stuff myself, the online and all, but I think that someone up there said it, if I was going to play this, I'd probably make the Hulkster, brother.
Ashkihyena
sUKi
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
mwahaha. Looks like Miyamoto. Do want this game just for the character customization ;3
sUKi
Witzbold
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Jesus Christ: Just imagine how many variations of JT will be running around in the game itself.
Witzbold
Jesus Christ
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
This is looking like one hell of a game. JT will have a ball with this....
Jesus Christ
Witzbold
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Shiggy hide your shame!
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Best character customization ever I must say.
Although Im a bit sad we dont see some rambo looking Reggie up there with them.
Witzbold
Jesus Christ
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@J-Fro: I know, I've been wondering about that as well. Although on IGN, they're saying 360 and PC only.
Jesus Christ
meltyman
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@J-Fro:
IGN says its also for the 360, which isnt really surprising, it only makes sense
meltyman
J-Fro
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Miyamoto - I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Also, unless I missed something, there's 3 articles about this game today and not one of them mentions which system it's being released on. I'm assuming PC only.
J-Fro
Fyren
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Guild-war esque MMO fails. Its not an MMO, just a giant playground for PvP.
I just hate having lobbies with *set* number of parties zoning.
The game feels like a gloried Gamespy lobby.
However, the customization has been anted up. Much improvement since the "City of..." series.
Fyren
jackal888
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@gamadaya: Money is that reason.Action fans are very capricious. The next hot thing will come and they abandon the old hot thing. RPG fans are about building a guild and becoming an Overlord of the Elves or whatever.They are more dedicated.So that equals more money.
jackal888
davahsa
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Look for Abe Lincoln and Hulk Hogan to be kicking your ass in the near future
davahsa
crrash
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@gamadaya:
you should play Myst Online. Oh right, it was cancelled because not enough people were interested in a MMO adventure game...
Me bitter? noooo never...
crrash
gamadaya
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@WoodyNvincible:
Except this game isn't a true MMO, I just found out. It's more like how Guild Wars does it. I'm not in just yet, but I'm cautiously optimistic.
gamadaya
WoodyNvincible
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@gamadaya:
Words. Out of my mouth. Agree. Stuff. I'm in.
WoodyNvincible
KirbySS
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@rudyism: Yup, Marvel, over the Wolverine-style claws.
KirbySS
gamadaya
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
This is probably one of the best ideas I've ever heard. I really never understood why every MMO out there was an rpg, and required insane amounts of boring ass grinding to get anything done. I fucking hate grinding! This game seems like it won't have any of that, and will be a hell of a lot more fun to play. I've never liked games where I have to level up my character and go on quests or kill enemies over and over again, hoping that this time I find the drop I'm looking for. An action based MMO that is easy and fun to pick up and play. If anything can put a dent in WoWs player base (and nothing can), this will be it.
gamadaya
And after this our exile
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Question is: can the customization tools handle Phil Spector's crazy 'do ? C'mon, Dave Jones, show us what you got!
And after this our exile
Altima NEO
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Thats awesome. This game keeps looking better and better.
Did they say if this is PC only?
Altima NEO
NitrousO
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@BPM IIDX 8th style: Probably, if they ever got wind of it. They sue virtually anyone though.
NitrousO
Seestoff
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
I feel bad that I only know who one of those people are.
Seestoff
Doshu
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Scazza: Err, might have been Gabe I was thinking of.
Doshu
Tenchuu
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
The new A-Team has arrived :P.
Tenchuu
NiGHTSSTUDiO
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
No Will Wright?
NiGHTSSTUDiO
ph15h
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@deathsyth8888:
Miyamoto is on some OG gangsta shit. Rollin' around in his tricked out Nintendo-mobile. Selling shrooms to kids all across the world.
@Scazza: Gabe Newell wanted to be rendered 100% realistically or not at all. Too bad... Wanted to see him in a game similar to one of his IPs... as Shooting Practice.
ph15h
Scazza
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Doshu: I think they gave up after the Gabe Newell avatar kept causing the dev kit to crash due to ram limitations...
(jokes)
Scazza
BPM IIDX 8th style
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Wow, that's impressive.
I wonder... If I created L. Ron Hubbard in APB, would the Church of Scientology come after me?
BPM IIDX 8th style
irnchriz
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Now you can see why Miyamoto gets a hard-on for plumbers
irnchriz
Tyrannical
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Watch out for that car Miyamotto. You wouldn't be the first!
Tyrannical
ReidP
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Uhh, where's McWhertor? Not even Crecente? This "Dave Jones" guy is a total hack. I know who I'm recreating if I pick this game up!
ReidP
KEITH1437
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
wow
KEITH1437
Blinkstale
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Incredible? I dunno... I could make Keanu Reeves in the Godfather for the 360. But I'm glad people are finally recognizing that celebrities are the best way to promote your character customization features. :)
Blinkstale
rudyism
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Scazza:
Yeah, i'm pretty sure I remember some lawyers from either DC or Marvel wanting a crack at City of Heroes awhile back.
rudyism
Doshu
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
I wonder wonder they didn't do an avatar of Mark Rein...
Texture size limitations?
Doshu
deathsyth8888
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
First Kotaku has an article about the dark side of Miyamoto. Then it shows how Miyamoto would look in a gang of other developers. Man, Miyamoto is a gangster to say the least.
deathsyth8888
MrSoursop
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Isn't an MMO-esque CS being worked on for the Asian market?
MrSoursop
Scazza
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@ocalot: Man, that would make a good comic or movie... A Ninja lawyer, who upon losing a case, kills everyone in the courtroom, and fights illegal gambling on the side... Exciting...
Scazza
dowingba
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
An actual Counterstrike MMO would be interesting.
dowingba
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Holy cow that is spot on O_o makes you wonder if he's been practiceing or something.
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
ocalot
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Scazza: Since when are lawyers nervous? They are more like ninjas waiting in the night to due whatever their master wishes.
ocalot
Dauragon88
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Those are some sexy pants on Miyamoto
Dauragon88
DrakeLake
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
@Scazza:
Maaaaaan, why'd you have to bring that up :(
DrakeLake
ceilingFANBOY: now with 100% more fanboy
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
If the head is not big enough to be worthy of Giant Molyneux Face tags, it just is not good enough for me. :-p
ceilingFANBOY: now with 100% more fanboy
Scazza
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Incredible, and pretty risky too. Might get some copyright lawyers nervous
Scazza
ph15h
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Whoa. This adds a whole other layer to customizing. Looks even better than some of the home customizing I've seen. Yay... Time to have CS with people I don't like. Creating people that would look funny getting shot. Nevermind. Never wish anything bad on anybody, unless they're digital.
ph15h
Snuffbox
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Wow!
It looks like Forza level customization will be possible in this.
Snuffbox
NeoAkira
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
That's awesome. I wonder how difficult it is to actually make a character design that exact though.
NeoAkira
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 8:05 PM 3/3/08
Wow, that's pretty impressive. They look very much like them, and I like the detail you can add in terms of attire, logos, etc..
LittleBigPlaneteer