It looks cool, there isn't any nipple definition, and I feel like an utter loser asking why there isn't. What is this world coming to?

Kounji

Ooh, Mai! I must buy!

m3rcer

This is one sad Post no offense but it a toy figurine no one i mean no one should be getting anywhere near off to that. what a sad world...

MXs219

@G_homes: I wish I could be as macho as you. I certainly wouldn't need to read articles like this and comment on them!

DoesNotEqual

@Soriya: Oh I'll do it myself, alright.

KirbySS

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Its so you can color in the nipples yourself! Its a 'do it yourself' figurine!

Soriya

EACH ONE IS BIGGER THAN HER HEAD.

HighlanderWolf

The lack of pointing fish angers me.

KirbySS

I want a cosplay of that in my office

tamago007

@G_homes:
You're so cool for putting down other people's hobbies.

Type-R

It's working for me...
Still... colorless nipples are colorless! o_O
Why they do that?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

*misses hot tears of shame*

8is sad*

Rengenki

Where was Japan when I was 13 god-damn.

Flawless101

God, those breasts look uncomfortable.

iwanttobeasleep

Who ever finds this attractive at all is a goddamn freak. You guys clearly need pussy. This is absurd, who ever crafts this, or Hentai for that matter deserves to be hung.

G_homes

@ph15h: That sucks. Boeing didn't have content filter like that nazi like.

Stuff like this makes me ashamed of being a hardcore gamer.

balls187

Well-done boobs.

PsycheDiver

I envy her left arm.

Narynan

Disproportion is the key element of anime/manga, it's hilarious. Have you seen any of Takashi Murakami's stuff? He takes the manga culture and enlarges these elements to excessive proportions.

JohnnytheFuture

Actually, you can't even access kotaku while at northrop. While I was interning there was a huge bold

THIS PAGE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY YOUR FRIENDLY NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR TO ENSURE:
1. YOU ARE A OPTIMAL EFFICIENCY
2. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWING INFORMATION TO BE DISCLOSED
3. THE WEBSITE HAS QUESTIONABLE MATERIAL.

friendly... right. I'm guessing Kotaku is in the first category.

ph15h

@Crash McCloud: Haha, that was real fucking convincing.

Josh*

I just felt dirty from watching this.

Seriously, when are we going to have a nymphomaniac that loves to have sex while sporting her 90inch bustline (yes 90 inch!!) around who also likes to fight?

huginn

@bigman88zz: Which makes me wonder why people with girlfriends, or who say they do, always harp on people who like breasts.. rather they be art, or real for that matter. The whole "get a girlfriend like me" thing is tiring..

kyosen

@BD:

Yeah, I'm a little bummed that the site has been seemingly cleaned up a bit when it comes to NSFW posts. I'm still very happy to see the posts filled with cursewords tho.

dead_red_eyes

I don't think that he took enough pictures of that damn doll ... and the page takes years to load up. How in the hell can Mai fight with breasts that big? It's impossible I say. She'd have some serious back problems.

Then again, this is video game territory ... where rules can be broken.

dead_red_eyes

@Crash McCloud: When do her braces come off?

DoesNotEqual

@kyosen: i dont know about you, but having a girlfriend made me more interested in boobs O.O

bigman88zz

@Crash McCloud: Right on.. Once you get a girl friend you lose all interest in boobs.

kyosen

What's with you perverts needing to see a random piece of plastics over sized boobs?

Go get girlfriends like me.

Crash McCloud

Damn plastic tease

Bob6k

Arrr

*rabid comment about nipples*

:)

z357x is judge, jury, and executioner.

@BD: Agreed.. If you get fired for looking at something that's not NSFW, you probably shouldn't have been goofing off in the first place.

kyosen

Holy crap, there are 122 pictures of this thing at Heisei Democracy.

stonefry

@TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny: Dude, c'mon! That's like one of my favorite sites.

Tepoz

@Brian Ashcraft: Tease!

@TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny: Damn you!

JustEaton

If her arm wasnt holding those up im pretty sure they would be below her waist, which is sorta grandma titty gross~

Raze_Everything

Any real person like that has to have some serious back strength or their spine would most likely snap. I'd hate to see those things in 30 years. She won't have to bend over for them to touch her knees!

peacefuloutrage

@Deano85: Ah, but such sweet surrender...

RawSteelUT

Oh goddammit... I find huge jubblies wholly unattractive...but there's just something about Shiranui Mai... >_< Probably has to do with her costume being just smoking hawt.

I am so NOT buying one D:

But that's one more vote for Shiranui Mai as a sort of mascot for my replica NeoGeo MVS mame cabinet ;o

Bakachan

No nips? Suddenly Andy's avoidance of her in the anime makes sense. That chick just ain't human!

Gospel X

Is this faptastic?

Spoony Bard

Those gozungas are ridiculous.

FrigidAir44

Coming up: Mai Shiranui announces that her tour is postponed because of her bad back. Her breasts are to blame.

hikergirl

@Gon:

lol, your comment+display pic=WIN

Dakobah

Ah plastic chesticles. If only I were 10 again.

Eville1

Nice, I gotta get myself one of these. This or those DOA stripping figures. LOLZ.

rhugghed

Boo Kotaku! Show the rest of the pics! I'm a pervert on the internet, I expect you to show everything.

Gon

what a brutal figure

defies all laws of gravity

Beatseeker

Yuck. Skipping this figure. It's creepy looking. D:

Lyner

Love the name of that site. Perhaps there should be a sister site called Showa Shame?

cactaur

@PapaBear434: I never could figure out why people find horrendously large, distended looking tits, UNattractive. Freaks me out. Especially in toy form. :p

also, the site must be taking a lot of hits

bigman88zz

@InEffectMode: Tell me more of these magical sites!

Ryumeka

what happened to pointing fish? did it get retired with "hot tears of shame" tag?

this is like, just right for pointing fish...

:p

Onizuka-GTO

@icepick314: LMAO!!!

rockmanjoey

@TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny: Why did you break it?! No!!!

davidjay247

@evilralphwiggum:
that's okay....Barbie's nipples aren't painted either...

according to my cousin....yeah...that's it.....

icepick314

was going to start fapping, but then i thought "No, that's what they want you to do"

Deano85

yeah nipples aren't painted *complains*
great figure but nipples aren't painted.
lol
wtf?
hahahahaa

evilralphwiggum

@ Ryumeka: there are sites that show real ones you don't need to wait for... and come pigmented too, lol

InEffectMode

oh hells yes.
schwing!!!

evilralphwiggum

I wonder how many recycled coke bottles it takes to make one of those tits...

Korbei

Nipples, please.

Ryumeka

@BD: I love that I can look at the site without worrying about someone walking by and seeing NSFW

Jomo7

I got the page to load, they haven't painted her nipples! Boo.

photoboy

@Uzilover: *hides under blanket* I didn't break it, I just found it this way... Go away and leave me alone! :(

:)

TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny

@BD: Kid friendly? The Kotaku eds swear like sailors (or pirates)

Josh*

@TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny: Thanks a lot bastard. I really wanted to see some nipple definition. *SIGH*

Zyzex_Remix

@TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny:

thanks a whole bunch man for breaking it!
I want to see it now! :[

Uzilover

@Brian Ashcraft: Nooo! I swear, it was broken when I got here! I'm innocent!

TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny

@Brian Ashcraft:
I'm sorry i think that was me, i'm not having a very good day today :s

Cchrist

@TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny:
You broke it. BASTARD.

Brian Ashcraft

this bastion of immorality delights satan!

magically_delicious

@BD: not just for kids you know, they dont want people getting fired at work for looking at naughty stuff

Rickster

i would say thats more teasingly risky

SwordandSorcery

@BD: lol

Spolodaface

Haha, the link is broken. On their end, I think, but yeah.

TalKeaton: Totally an orange Prinny

I never could figure out why people find horrendously large, distended looking tits, attractive. Freaks me out. Especially in toy form.

PapaBear434

Really hate the fact you're keeping this place kid friendly.

BD