Metal Gear Solid Picture Follies
The best way to describe this: Amazing. Better yet: Truly amazing. One Japanese gamer went through MGS3, taking the most interesting and clever pictures imaginable. Watch the whole thing, because the set-ups get more and more elaborate, more and more incredible. You know, this is the best thing on the internet right now.
Thanks, Witz!
1:00 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
by Brian Ashcraft



View: AU Comments (1) | US Comments (174 comments)
wow, that requires incredible timing. Amazing stuff.
so much love - i'm speechless
rawg
@neojam: In the Second Video, how did he just knock over the three soldiers on top of the building, without "knocking them out"?
AntiZERO
Amazing. Truly amazing. The door kick, the background explosion. This is video gaming at its best.
THANK YOU METAL GEAR SOLID!
Huxle
AMAZING........ MUST PLAY METAL GEAR O_O
"Its a TRAP!"
Heartless1
friggen. amazing. x 10k
TheBoxNinja
Oh man the last two were freaking awesome. Loved the dude kicking the door.
Altima NEO
@kyosuke9999: No edit mode all done manually.
Witzbold
Epic win on the part of the player.
A creative, brilliant mind.
Zeouterlimits
good lord, those were damn funny. tho, i didn't like the dog snap. i just didn't get it. was it funny?
ruba-dub-dub
i think only the last 2 was good. specially the door kicking one.
xlyesterdaylx
Video no longer available!!??!?!
SNAAAAAAAAKE!
Parabolee
That. Was. AWESOME. You're right, it did get better and better, and my favorite ones were the last two. I want those as background wallpaper. :-) This was seriously amazing and I really like to see these kinds of things. Hats off to Witz.
finalgearsolid
The second-last one was the best...
GhaleonUnlimited
Wow, that was freaking brilliant! The effort that had to go into making some of those end up just right...I can't even imagine.
Norellicus
Thanks Witz, this just made my morning :)
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
EPIC WIN! haha this guy must've had a lot of time in his hands to be able to prepare these pics lol
Cheese
Firstly, fantastic stuff.
Secondly, ahhhh the life of otaku; over 350 youtube videos of anime, Need for Speed challenges, video footage of one of those TRAIN games (played, no doubt, with actual train-esque joystick controller), and to cap it off... yes... actual footage of said trains in 'real-life' leaving and arriving in stations. And then he tops it all off with an incredible MGS video. Just... there is a word for it, but i'm unaware of... it.
Super.
p.s. holy crap 20,000 views on some of those train vids!
RogueSquid
here is another one:
+ Watch video
neojam
The door kick was awesome XD
Kamizzle
That was awesome! My favorite is the door one. I couldn't stop laughing after I saw that.
chirokitsune
amazing!
neojam
Is there an editing mode to set up the guards in certain positions, or did he somehow lead all those guards to the proper spot and hold them up / knock them out?
kyosuke9999
Picture at 8:43 is the best.
Very well-done overall.
ShirtGuyDom
The last two were hilarious! Superb impeccable timing!
Mageme
That was amazing!
Hylian
I was sitting there during the last one, "Alright, now where is he going with th-HOLY CRAP look at that!"
Dual45s
The video was crazy, it always makes me laugh when the guards "shake" from reading dirty magazines :P
Irenicus-the one and only
Like everyone else said, the last two were the best. Especially the last one... so good.
Vorpal
AWESOMEZ!
GreyFox
Excellent, hahaha!
Rickster
@sauvage:
I think you need to shoot all the Frog figurines in the game or get no alerts.
Dudemeister
How the hell do you get totally invisible Camo in MGS3? I've played through about 5 times and never picked that up? Can anyone enlighten?
sauvage
This was simply incredible...
Poison
I must've caught the brainworms. NVM!
Colwyn vs. "The Beast"
My favorite part was when it said "This Video is No Longer Available".
Colwyn vs. "The Beast"
I was about to say "the last 2 were amazing" but they were all pretty amazing to be honest.
hamandcheeseUK
I will never make the gay im about to do ever again, MGS is an exception:
I wuv Metal Gear :D
Pancho_Villasan
At 8:10-8:55 that is probably the funniest thing I have seen in SUCH a long time. That was pure awesome. 10/10
Paradox
OMG those last 2 were great!
Seiven
Holy Hell that was insane. But one thing disturbs me: Why was Snake dressed like one of the Village People?
AlKusanagi
@WasabiJoe: First thing I thought when I saw that.
I hope Mr Kojima's seen this. Someone should e-mail Ryan Payton.
cheeses
Whoever is playing that is very clever. Amazing stuff.
Sir_Crocidile
@Furious_Liver:
Thanks for the insight. It makes a bit more sense now.
Evil Jim
Oh man, that was incredible. Did anyone else think BISON!!!!!!!!!!!!! during the glowing eye pics?
WasabiJoe
@Dudemeister: Not too sure on that one, I just noticed ice melted lol.
Witzbold
Is it just me or am I the only one who upon seeing this video was the work of some hikimori? The level of familiarity with the game and timing displayed was amazing.
Kyokai
Brilliant! Though apparently I can't steam YouTube on your site... Ah well, I saw it anyway. Great, great stuff.
2NinjasTapedTogether
3:55 - damn, that's difficult... good timing
7:10 - wow, awesome picture
8:40 - ROFL
HighlanderWolf
BRILLIANT
Mujah
I'm not worthy, I must go and play 3 -again-...again.
KeithCourage
Brain going into win overload.
YUYU
Amazing. I'm emailing this vid to all everyone I know ASAP.
Bisu
I'm the type that could never, EVER think of doing any of these crazy things. I always see enemies as enemies and not as play toys. This guy practically knows everything in MGS3 for all the baddie locations, the exact time they wake up from being tranqed, all the food locations, man, I really should pick up this game again and give it another go, on normal mode (yes, I SUCK at MG games).
DELICIOUS BUNNY
@PSN: Lp47: I know right. His body reacted just like it would in real life, like they imagined that this could happen in the game! Sony or Kojima should definitely buy this video as an ad for the Collection or even MGS4.
slomo788
When the guy gets slammed by the door, you wouldnt think they would animate that kind of stuff.
PSN: Lp47
The mind behind this video is simply genious, i cant believe how good this video was. By far the best video ive seen on youtube. It is... truly amazing!
PSN: Lp47
Holy crap. These were amazing, especially the V formation, guy getting slammed by door and last one.
@Witzbold:
Did they also make the ice melt slower depending on how many ice cubes were together? I'm so sure I read that somewhere.
Dudemeister
@Evil Jim: They didn't react when shot because they were being shot with a tranquilizer dart rather than an actual bullet. A lot of the time, the enemies don't notice. Obviously if you shoot them with an actual gun, they are going to do something about it. If the enemies are in Caution mode, they will be more aware of when they are hit with tranquilizer darts. It will also take longer for the darts to make them actually collapse. Also, stealth mode makes you invisible to the enemy. Even if you personally can see the green outline and naughty magazine walking around.
You should definitely pick a Metal Gear up sometime. ;]
Wait for the box set! 3 AWESOME games for $30? Hell yes.
Furious_Liver
@Witzbold: Oh, fuck those fucking frogs so hard. The ones during the Shagohod chase, especially the one you have to snipe off an airport runway sign 100 yards away from a moving motorcycle. *cry* So painful, but in the end I did it. And yet I don't recall ever really using my infinity facepaint... *sigh*
SpootCaz
Beautiful!
tehFluffz
Truly Amazing! Absolutely LOVED the Guard kicking the door open.
Makes me want to go for the Stealth Gear, But I haven't touched the PS2 in Ages :(
Soon Metal Gear Solid 2, Indigo Prophecy and second half of Kingdom Hearts; Soon (After Wind Waker)
AntiZERO
truly amazing!! those japanese gamers are so crazy :D
Vidril
Those last two were...I'm speachless :)
FlashIV
This is kind of amazing, really. If you've played MGS3, it is much easier to appreciate, obviously.
KMCC
8:30-8:50 = The best. XD
Lezard
@Furious_Liver:
Well, there were the enemies that didn't react to the character on screen. They didn't react when shot. They were easily distracted by ridiculous means. Unless the player futzed with the settings or was playing on a very low difficulty it just doesn't make sense. HOWEVER, the photographs & setups were still very entertaining.
@djcoffee:
It looks pretty good for the PS2. It should be obvious by now that I haven't gotten to play it.
Evil Jim
Oh my god, that was awe-inspiring. I don't even want to know how much effort it must have taken to get the timing on everything so perfect.
Truly epic.
Sugoi
The door-kicking one was epic.
Taco Bell™
omg that last one was so good i dont even know what to do.
Allcars
awesome! never played any MGS so I had no idea what was going to happen each time, so they were all a surprise and i lmao.
v00deux
@baked ham: Whoa, how have you played MGS and not gotten the stealth? You get it for subsequent playthroughs by fulfilling certain conditions in each game. In MGS, you have to get the Otacon ending. In MGS2, there's a certain number of dogtags to get. In MGS3, you either have to find all the frogs or get through the game without being spotted. And then it's funtime with the guards.
NPlace
@FtGF: Dude I don't know where you took that I said all talents are the same. You said it wasn't talent and I used a comparison to make you see that talent was not necessarily in painting and music. If you don't get what I'm saying no need to get all frustrated and call me names just ask kindly and I'll explain, ok?
slomo788
@Evil Jim: Is for PS2,even if it sells like hot cakes is from the "past generation systems" and AI is nothing when you look at all the extreme details found in the game.
@TK423: Had you played the game before?because all of us that had already played MGS3 knows for a fact the damn technical difficulties to achieve something like this,that's the magic that many of us see in the video.
OT79
Love the mysterious hand in pants action when the guards are bent over the girlie mags...
What a patient man, this filmmaker...
darkroomdemons.com
Hilarious!
dead_red_eyes
Door to the face was the best pic, made me lol. I got to try that one out if I can find my copy of MGS3.
omarroms
3:10-3:30 was LMFAO.
Fyren
@Evil Jim: What was displayed in this video that showcased horrible AI?
Word of advice: Don't play any Musou games.
Furious_Liver
won't completely load for me :(
SkutSkut
@Evil Jim: no it was on PS2. and the AI, while not exactly HAL9000, served the gameplay amazingly well.
every hardcore gamer should play MGS3...on euro extreme mode.
djcoffee
FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!
Huxle
ahhh geez what a great game...one of my favorites of all time.
the door kick photo is awesome!
djcoffee
What horrible AI! And this game is for current generation systems??
Evil Jim
I need to try this sometime!
TheMysteriousStranger
@jackal888: Hoho yeah, I know. The only one of these I ever thought of is the door kick one. Never actually took a picture of it though. And he timed it WAAAAY better than I did, because the guard gets his face kicked in right about when he starts to relax. It was just perfect.
Aside from that, one of the files I played was using only the knife and smoke grenades. I took about 30 pictures all consisting of the same thing: People dying from getting zapped by the electric fences. I just could not get enough of it. XD
Grab a guard from behind (hold circle with a cqc type weapon), scoot over towards your nearest electrical fence (preferably one thats still generating electricity), get VERY close but not too close to it. Make sure Snake is facing towards the fence. Press circle and the analog stick in the direction Snake is facing at the same time (the move where he pushes an enemy onto the floor in order to stick em' up afterwards). Voila. Never gets old.
And if you think theres something wrong with me for enjoying watching people get electrocuted to death, well you might be on to something here.
Furious_Liver
Hot damn. That ended with a bang, literary. Very cool. Oh and the door to face was very funny.
doing
@Witzbold: Hmm...I don't think the spider bite killed him, because (not sure) if Raikov dies on that part you fail the mission. Well, he can die, but if he is seen you fail. I think. I could be wrong.
Oh and Kerotan was a bitch. XD
I shot all but ONE of them, and it wasn't even a hard one to find. It was in that area near the end of the game (that you visit twice) With Northwest, Northeast, Southwest, and Southeast sections. I missed the one in Northwest or something. But I seriously got every single other one. The ones on the car chases were just hilarious. You have the Shagohod on your tail, you have all these people on motorbikes shooting their AKs at you, meanwhile you're busy trying to shoot a toy frog on top of a signpost using a sniper rifle while traveling on the 2nd seat of a motorcycle. Epic. Eventually I got pissed off and tried using the rocket launcher to hit the frog on the signpost instead. (it worked)
I ended up beating the game without getting caught once, which was MUCH, MUCH easier than trying to get all the kerotans. Although I must say the kerotan route just plain feels more rewarding.
Hmm...they should put quirky downloadable VR missions for MGS4. After all, this is supposed to be THE LAST MGS. No Substancy game I suppose. So downloadable VR is a must. I miss me some Substance.
Furious_Liver
hah.....crazy - gotta love that dude kicking the door open into the "unsuspecting" guard......man, someone has LOTS of time on their hands.
iToke
the last two were definitely the favorites.
ittekimasu
Man、 the guards in Japanese are so funny.
They sound like real pervs when they see the books.
この本は!!!
logicaldefense
@baked ham: The frogs were much more fun to get than the stupid animals. That rank was the only one I didn't get.
Arttemis
that last one is crazyyyyyyy
Eman311
Anyone who has played MCS3 to death like I have knows this guy put in work.My favorites are the door slam and the guard catching another guard.Somebody needs to send this to Ryan Payton from Kiojima Pro. so he too can be amazed.
jackal888
I don't know what ghetto internet you guys are on (compuserve on a 14.4k?), but I can assure you that is not the coolest clip on the net. The video was pretty boring actually, at least for me. The last 2 shots were pretty good though, I'll give him that.
cybereality
I am literally speechless.
Pangaru
this is pure gold, especially the door-kick set up.
superbeast1370
I guess I'm the only one who didn't find this particularly entertaining.
TK423
@Biguhtree: Seriously eh? That was just so awesome.
Witzbold
"You know, this is the best thing on the internet right now."
Agreed!
Nohman
I cannot imagine the amount of time that went into making that last one
Biguhtree
That was pretty sweet. I wonder how long some of those took to set up and get just right.
Likwit
Im trying to figure out about the spider one. Did it poison the guard or something causing him to die? If so I so gotta try that. Never tried throwing a live spider on a guard before thats why lol
Witzbold
Amazing video.
Otaconnachos
That truly was brilliance, and the entry was true, it did keep on getting better until the end, though my personal favouite was the door kick around the 8 minute mark. I never knew the guards eyes lit up like that either. It makes me want to play MGS3 again actually.
Anything involving Metal Gear is the best thing on the Internet right now, in my personal opinion.
mquest
That door kick at around the 8 minute mark was so amazing, I'm going to go watch it again.
Karlott
Holy zomg, this was fantastic! To all who say this didn't require talent, do it yourselves, or show me your damn recording contract.
TheCleaningGuy: is Maximum Risky!
this is pure genious.
blehh
@slomo788:
Yes I gave my opinion that it was nothing special, but funny I admit and I'm a wanna be "coolz" sure dude. Not all talents are equal so your point is stupid.
FtGF
@Witzbold: Damn you and your ability to be able to understand Japanese! *waves fist at the direction Witz is located*
Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore
@FtGF: What you have to be able to tuck some strings in a guitar or put colors on tissue to be "talented?" The guy does things I can't do in years, most people here are amazed so I guess he's talented. If you want to act blazé fine by me but no one here is impressed by wanna be coolz.
slomo788
@baked ham: Yeah its the tranq darts used with the M9 thats putting the guards to sleep.
Witzbold
#1
Major Zero: Snake Im going to tell you your mission one more time. Rescue Sokolov.
Snake: I can`t do that.
Major Zero: Why not?
Snake: People change.
---
#2
Major Zero: Snake! Respond! Snake! Snake!
---
#3
Para-Medic: Snake! Answer me! Snake! Snake!
Snake: Can we do this later?
---
#4
EVA: Snake, what are you doing?
Snake: Is there a problem?
EVA: If you fail your mission its going to effect me too. Do it seriously! ( Snake hangs up before this whole message is over)
---
#5
Sigint: Snake! Respond!! Snake! Snake!! (Snake hangs up after the first "Snake!")
Witzbold
@Rurik: Nothing of major importance. Most of the radio things were just "Snake! Answer me! Snake! Snake!" or some variation (+/- one of the "Snake!"s)...
Starts out saying:
"Snake, I'll tell you again what your mission is.
Rescue Sokolov."
"That's impossible."
"Why?"
"People change." (Can also mean "People go insane.")
"Ima no oto wa?" = "[What] was that sound just now...?"
"Kono hon wa!" = "This book is...!"
"Ii mono wo mitsuketa!" = "Found something good!"
"Shousa" (what he says around 6 mins in) = "Major" (army rank)
"Doushita?" = "What is it?" ("What's wrong?")
And that's enough of a Japanese lesson for today :)
rentahero1
@slomo788:
Is that what the meaning of talent has become? Yikes.
I'm going against the crowd here and saying ya ummmmmm..............well at least he/she is not out scoring drugs so I guess that's a good thing.
FtGF
the last one needed those solders in colored spandex suits...
icepick314
Except for the last two, the actual picture was a little boring, but the set-ups were excellent. I was impressed.
@baked ham: I though they were stun darts or something. I've never played MGS3, but that's what it looked like.
Kirbytheslayer: Awkward Phrase
this video is made of win
meltyman
(Speechless)
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
@slomo788: no he's right the guy does need those things but until he gets those we'll love his wasted life
mossberg
in order to mine such gold, they must have spent hours sifting through rubble and failure. top notch assortment of clips. my favorite was definitely the "kick in the door" shot.
thaKingRocka
@tamago007: You need to appreciate talent.
slomo788
Hard not to laugh at some of these. bad part is I am in class.
sbrumm1983
A picture is worth a thousand laughs.
0ldb0y
2nd to last one... Amazing. Also very impressed by the second one, that timing is impeccable.
art_zombie
Last two are masterpieces. :)
Mr. Garcia
Phenomenal.
xRiOT
That guy needs a job, a girl, and a motorcycle.
tamago007
that was really cool and the last two snap shots were the best. great work.
resetbutton
@Witzbold: Heh. Yeah. When the Essentials comes out in America in march, I'll get another try I guess!
Hey, also, how come at certain points, the guards are all huddled together, then it seems like one will just randomly fall over... what's going on with that?
I must not know nearly as much about MGS 3 as I thought I did, because a lot of what's going on in this video baffles the hell out of me! Haha. The only part that makes a lot of sense to me is the photo at the end of all his set-up. Those, I can appreicate. The last 2 were awesome.
baked ham
I remember how freaked out I was when I realized in MGS2 that the guards eyes flashes when the ! symbol appeared. Pure brilliance with that little touch.
I really say its all these little things that make a game excellent.
Witzbold
Someone who speaks Japanese wanna tell us what was being said?
Rurik
That was awesome, great find.
Mpalm.
That is dedication.
g8or8de
@Witzbold: Nice find, Witz! Some of those snaps were insane!
TitillatedOcelot
That was so incredible. I'm split between thinking that this guy is the most amazing guy ever and thinking that he must be intensely creepy.
Dangeresque
Man I loved the one where the guard kicked open the door. This is one of the best videos I've seen on youtube.
Thassodar
The last two are fucking amazing.
crunks
@baked ham: Its a BITCH to find all of those fucking frogs lol. Almost as bad as trying to eat everything possible in the game. I was off by 3 things, was so sad about that.
Witzbold
@Sparx88: Im sure other folks who hear that people post on internet gaming blogs say the same thing about us. ;D
Witzbold
also porn also gives me mild body spasms
XGamerX
@RobKramble: Hmm. I'm surprised I've never hit all the frogs. I thought I had. But I guess not. Cuz I never got the stealth camo. And I know I've never beaten it with zero alerts haha.
baked ham
hahahaha, amazing video! the last scene was epic!
symphony_of_the_night