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Shinobi, The Skin Flick
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 10:00 PM on February 14, 2008
SEGA video game Shinobi? Not so risky! Shinobi the adult flick? MAXIMUM RISKY. Rule 34 aside, some unscrupulous individuals have turned SEGA's flagship ninja series into something, well, risqué, substituting shuriken and ninjato for more embarrassing weapons. Like the most recent Shinobi game Nightshade, this Edo-era Shinobi naughty flick features a female lead — several, rather, but in various phases of indignity. The movie stars Ruka Uehara, Shizuku Tsukino, Yuka Satsuki, Shuri Himesaki and Hitomi Hasegawa (all Wiki links). After the jump, we've put the MAXIMUM amount box art as we possibly can!

Keep in mind the disgraceful links below are TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You've been warned.
Shinobi Skin Flick [NSFW via NSFW Bizarre Japan]

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Karoshi
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Yahto:
. . .
No.
It's not peanut butter.
Karoshi
PsycheDiver
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Doesn't look that good.
PsycheDiver
Yahto
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Is that... peanut butter?
Yahto
dead_red_eyes
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Must.Own.Now.
dead_red_eyes
theprof00
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
I think Japan is an amazing place... but, they really need to target a more mainstream audience with their pron. I mean cmon, had this movie been more similar to the movie Pirates, i definately would have given it a watch
theprof00
Kuren
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
What? I guess the significance of this article is that there's a porn that's named similar to a video game, cause Shinobi just means "ninja" or "assassin" in Japanese.
Kuren
CheechWizz
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@cactaur: @holysocks: That movie is made of awesome. Seriously if you like ninjas you owe it to yourself to hunt it down and watch it.
CheechWizz
fuchikoma
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Haha... Kunoichi FTW
@W though, so not clicking through today...
fuchikoma
YUYU
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep:
Tru dat. They fail as ninjas
YUYU
holysocks
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Shinobi (2005) is also a movie with a female lead.
holysocks
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
If they were real shinobi, the men would be the ones getting raped and pillaged.
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
rhugghed
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Phibius: The one on the Genesis with Spiderman and Batman as bosses was epic WIN! ;p
rhugghed
Project Thanatos
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Yo know.. for being ninjas.. they sure do get tied up a lot.
Project Thanatos
Black_Ops_19
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
I like my pron. But I don't like my pron with wipes, chains, bondage in general turns me off.
But they are ninja and asian... 0_0 ...
curiosity may win me over. *_*
Black_Ops_19
Streeks1984
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
I still believe Shinobi is the king of all Ninja's and with the right direction Sega can bring back the champ and knock ninja Gaiden out of the water.
Streeks1984
MaoChan
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Channing: Nothing like meeting a fellow pervert.
MaoChan
ProfWho
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
two girls and one sword
ProfWho
cactaur
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Other than having the same name this one really doesn't have anything to do with the video game. More a riff on the mainstream Shinobi movie I think.
[www.imdb.com]
cactaur
Onizuka-GTO
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
the orange stuff????.....O_o; .....
Onizuka-GTO
fulgore66
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@fulgore66: Maybe everyone is talking about the Genesis game and I'm just a moron.
fulgore66
fulgore66
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@burningranger01: Ok, this is the second time I've seen a reference to "Shinobi 3" on Kotaku. Can someone PLEASE tell me how to find this game. Shinobi is my favorite game of all time, and if this thing is real I must have it. But I have had no luck with google...keep getting the Genesis game...
fulgore66
Sparx88
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Ninjas and sex...well its not the most original idea as it has been done before but still might be good
Sparx88
Draconis
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Those gals don't look so confident on the back cover.
Draconis
eastx
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
The girls don't look happy. That's an annoying aspect of Japanese erotica.
And damn, I just bought a different Japanese ninja porn. The gamer in me would've preferred Shinobi...
eastx
Uzilover
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
It doesnt look like those ninjas are winning at all ;_;
Uzilover
pandafresh
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
hmm, are we sure this isnt just ninja porn, as opposed to sega ninja porn?
pandafresh
Witzbold
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Zyzex_Remix: No seriously, look at the smaller thumbnail something looks wrong with it lol.
Witzbold
icepick314
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
damm those ninja tortures look painful...
it's making my crotch very uncomfortable...
icepick314
InEffectMode
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
i have a friend that resembles the one in purple...
Terry Bogard: Are you okai ??? Maximoe Riskei !!!
InEffectMode
Zeouterlimits
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
I still miss Hot Tears of Shame.
Maximum risky just isn't as embarrassing...
Shinobi was alright on the PS2, but meh, this is just pornography.
Zeouterlimits
Zyzex_Remix
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Witzbold: Think it's just you buddy. But how can you focus on their heads when the one on the left has such an AWESOME FREAKIN SWORD?!
Zyzex_Remix
Zyzex_Remix
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
I normally don't like porn that follows a story. However, if it follows the story of Hotsuma and the downfall of the Oboro clan then I'm all game! ;)
Zyzex_Remix
Phibius
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
the best game they ever did was the 2 I think, on game gear. That thing rocked.
Phibius
surft
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
wht's that brown muck on the womans bottom (in the NSFW portion of the cover)?
surft
The Bruce
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
maximum nastay...
The Bruce
Diesel_Power
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
nice poll
Diesel_Power
SorenKier
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
It is clear none of these girls are actual Ninjas. No-one can sneak up behind a ninja.
Not when they are trying to do THAT.
SorenKier
The_Rabbit
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Damnit, now I have to look for the Dynasty Warriors porno AND this?! Good god man there's no time!
The_Rabbit
FranUnFine
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
P.S.: I totally shouldn't have clicked on the NSFW link.
FranUnFine
FranUnFine
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
That reminds me that I have to buy the PS2 Shinobis still. *puts them on import list*
FranUnFine
Witzbold
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Is it me or do the heads of those girls look slightly big?
Witzbold
Brian Ashcraft
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Channing:
O.O
Brian Ashcraft
Spolodaface
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
@Meldy: This isn't tubgirl
Spolodaface
Channing
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Oh, it's by Attackers. That would explain a lot. At least, the fetish stuff of it.
I, uh... heard that from a friend. I mean, not like I know these kinds of things...
T_T why do I exist?
Channing
photoboy
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
The real question is: if you buy this film, are all the good bits pixellated out?
photoboy
Meldy
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
Yikes, doesn't even look slightly erotic - especially the orange gunky stuff...
Meldy
burningranger01
Posted 5:09 PM 16/2/08
As much as I love female ninjas, I so wish they would revitalize Shinobi again. The ps2 one was underplayed due to its arcade feel and difficulty but man the play mechanics and TATE system are really original and innovative but nothing has felt more ninja then Super hinobi 2(Shinobi 3 in US)
Do love the slutty ninjas Kunoichi's tho(female ninja)
burningranger01