Wait, there's something under panties?

ketch

Too bad this wasn't highly detailed High Def CG characters... with surrealism added in for good measure.

--Core--

@TStodden: Lol, how should the programmers have done it? Pixelated the nether regions of any character who wears a dress?

Aethyr

@krunkjuice: Yeah that works for me too. Once a girl knows I'm more interested in her vagina than her panties she totally wants to do me.

gsilverfish

Man, I'm so glad I'm into vaginas and not panties. Gets me laid sooooo much more.

krunkjuice

You know what. I actually had to start cheering for these guys. There was a lot of dedication that went into this.

Psudonym

@Irenicus-the one and only: Lol stop before you give them ideas.

kcm117

The big question is...

1) Did the programmers really have to go for THAT KIND of details for this game?

2) Did we REALLY needed to know this?

The person who actually worked on this really needs to download a life... the pervert...

TStodden

nintendo should make beach volleyball game with more jiggle factor (a la DOA). But seriously shouldn't this fall under "Hot Tears of Shame" category.

Weasel3689

This is like...soo wrong..and i can't stop watching oo my god *Starts crying on the bathroom*

Mike918

@Eukaryote: I was thinking the same thing. You don't even see beyond the legs until about 2 minutes in (by which point I was just watching to find out if this guy is actually able to get a shot of anything at all).

Also, its not that they built in modesty camera controls. They just have ankle fetishes.

TheWP

NO DON'T DO IT! What if you look up there and there is a penis? Millions of Nintendo fanboys across the world weep.

MrSatan

White tights are hotter imo...

wscreamer

The tears of shame aren't hot now, they're scalding.

KM91

I like when Peach umbrella'd into the electric thingy and got owned.

Aethyr shrugged.

No words...

Except "sigh."

Aethyr shrugged.

Zelda is definitely going commando. I expect the ESRB to rate SSBB Mature for nudity, sexual themes, and drug use (Luigi). Get to it Thompson!

Yahto

ok now why did I watch that now?

hrabbit

Added to my favourites on YT. I plan on watching this a few times.

chiefpoopingpants

Ok, it's one thing to guiltily sneak a peek at Peach's bottom in the privacy of a dark room, with no one watching, but to actually capture the video crosses some kind of pathetic threshold, some boundary of taste, and reaches a place I wish I hadn't gone.

PAgent

Wow. I'm simulatneously ashamed and amused that something like this exists. And I didn't realized Zelda wore boots! That makes so much sense now... we never really saw them in TP.

MaiAri

Those guys are idiots. The easiest way to get an upskirt with Peach is to use her down throw. It was a two-for-one when my friends and I used it on Zelda. Got both in one fell swoop.

RocketSlug

video's down :(

NiGHTSSTUDiO

Err, Grey Fox I mean.....Yes, I was thinking of him.

bnorman

Does it make me a bad person that I was more excited when I saw Raiden?

bnorman

@nintendouser1: looked like pink bloomers

ritful

well you can tell Zelda has the most fighting experience, as she's practically wearing trousers under her skirt (or are they leggings? whatever...) but trust peach to wear just her pantsu...

Need new lingere peach, need some frills, oh and stockings, gotta have stocking.
er...not like i know anything about that...all hear say....er...

;>_>

Onizuka-GTO

Ha ha ha ha, I can't believe I watched this for as long as I did.

UltimatePancakeSensation

@Brian Ashcraft: It's not so bad, no upskirt...

Torokun's SSBB comic

see?

Wei

Hot Tears Of Shame?!!!!!

MURDERFACE

Lol, I remember doing that back on the N64. Or was it the Gamecube? I think it was Melee but can't quite recall, been a while. Apparently girls find it amusing too, at least when they're teenagers, because I had two sisters over who found it hilarious. Then I proceeded to get pwned when they teamed up against me >_<

Shadowmist

This person... is... my.... hero. Lol. You've got a lot of time when you go SEARCHING for Peach's panty shot. Zelda on the other hand is a noble cause. EVEN more noble then that of course would be to get a picture of Samus' panties (SOMEHOW).

DONT JUDGE ME! At one point we have all though "hey, you know, Samus is actually quite hot... I wonder if she wears anything under that zero suit." And the answer of course is "probably not".

Oh wait this is about peach and zelda... Zelda beats peach any day. Zelda is one sexy babe, Peach is just.... meh...

TheBoxNinja

>.<

ProjectThanatos

ANDY SWEETIE

KirbySS

Its really creepy that this video was even made, must less posted on this site.

phunk

I came.

EVERYWHERE.

Although I prefer Peach's thong in Mario Tennis.

Mr. Fap☆Fap!

Ahh, those wacky Japanese and their obsession with upskirt-shots...sadly, at 0.10, she kind of looks like she let one go. Ruins the mood if you ask me...

n/a

@Enimor: I checked... and you're right. T_T

RWHC

This is far less scarring than Peach's upskirt in Mario Kart Double Dash.

Rocci1212

Awesome assist trophy!

That have those "pol" things from the Zelda series!

Mikazukinoyaiba

This video is sad. SO sad.

rhugghed

I felt like I could feel the authors frustrations as he was trying to get that perfect angle. It's like bird watching, but not really.

Actually, it's probably more like taking a glance up the skirt of figures.

Do Kesubei

PS, Zelda's got a nice butt. So does Samus. Nintendo should get all DOA on us

Josh*

*Disconnects Internet*

BryanGuitarDude

HOT TEARS OF SHAME! Where's the tag??!

Josh*

In Melee Peach had pink bloomers and zelda had white tights. In Brawl Zelda has white tights, but I can't figure what Peach has. Pink Hot Pants? Pink Panties? Wait.. I feel shame now for asking that..

nintendouser1

There was a strange glitch in Melee that I discovered... Stand on a certain spot in either Poke Floats or Rainbow Ride, and Peach's skirt would just fly up to her waist.

This revealed that she wore blue, striped, puffy knickers that were the least revealing undergarments I've ever seen. Boring.

Mink_Car

Wow, I saw the whole thing. Not only that, but I also saw that Hot Shots golf link, which was pretty good...and that is so sad :(.

Then again, I remember trying for like 20-30 minutes to upskirt Ashley in RE4 just to see if she had anything interesting under there. She did :).

golguin

Well, I guess, we've answered the question, and we can all simply move on with our lives.

....right?

Xeneizes

NICE.

About time Nintendo, damn. Hope this makes it unscathed the US release. ^_^

DankPanties

I am a sad little person for watching this.

At least now I don't need to go and verify this for myself.

CyberSkull

@WatershipDown: A reason to play the game? DUH PANTY SHOTS.

This post isn't about SSBB in general (in which case trolls/rabbits might find it a useful venue to suggest it's not a good game), it's about upskirt Peach and Zelda pictures. Check the title!

@Eukaryote: Yes, I'm pretty amused that the programmers appear to have built in 'modesty protection' to their camera system.

quen

Ben Croshaw and DeviantArt have taught me that Peach doesn't wear underwear....

Enimor

but i saw peache's underwear the day after that japanese guy started spoiling all the characters.
in 4chan :(
don't visit 4chan

Waka in Japan

Mario and Link will hate us all for watching this :(

Soyerz

For once, Zelda actually beat Peach at something. And that something is having a hot piece of ASS.

Zyzex_Remix

@Torokun:
:(

Brian Ashcraft

@munkah: Pff. Duh. Those aren't REAL.

Insomnia Bob

The creators of this are clearly kings amongst men.

MattB

gah....

i am in the middle of making a fancomic with similar theme...

darn...

Torokun

The people happiest to finally know what Zelda and Peach's underwear look like after all of this time?

Link and Mario.

The Amazing Exploding-Man

@munkah:

Because this is OFFICIAL panty shot.

ridleysaria

Why bother looking at her panties in that when there's hundreds of Peach pics on the net?

munkah

This saves us all a lot of time.

Sabre_Justice: Look, I have a long name too! Yay! I'm such a trend whore!

i was so proud of myself for a split second for thinking, "this is so stupid. who in their right damned mind would watch this?"

then i watched it the whole way through.

rendo

Oh, sure; NOW there's comments allowed. I swear, there wasn't an option a couple hours ago!

Anyway, if we're going by straight fashion, I'm with Peach. [END NERDCORE MODE]

doesnotequal

I don't know what's sadder... the fact that someone elected to use their free time making this video, or the fact this person-- and perhaps other people in Japan-- are using their copies of Smash Bros. for this purpose while the rest of the world is forced to wait!

Yeah, I've decided on the latter.

exaggeration17a

@Insomnia Bob: My friend you are a genius! Haha you made my night and now i can go to sleep. Except i hope i don't have a dream of cruise. Ugh...

Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore

@Erwin: Me? I'm only in it for the Falcon Punch.
[www.youtube.com]
YES!

Insomnia Bob

@WatershipDown: That was the first appeal, but fun combat kept us coming back. Let's not start any shit on the Night of Knives.

Erwin

@HIGHLANDERWOLF
hmm maybe we all need to go out on dates? Will you be my valentine?

indigo

Whoever made this video, really, REALLY needs to go out on a date.

HighlanderWolf

getting to see what mario never could. excuse me while i try to wash the dirt off me.

computermachina

Bouncy bouncy buttonmashy. Honestly now. If none of these characters looked like famous nintendo characters, would there be a point to play this game?

WatershipDown

@Insomnia Bob: *walks away with head lowered in shame*

Erwin

@Yeux de nouilles:
I used to, but I've been desensitized to it some time ago.

I mean, technically, "Peach" was always her name... In Japan, at least. She was only renamed Toadstool outside of Japan.

BPM 6th Mix MAX

@dexterr: Nintendo better not censor this game.

dexterr

I call for this filth to be rated AO. We must protect the virgin eyes of our nation's youth! I shall go to Fox News with this video in hand in hopes that they will inform parents of the this shocking revelation. I would like to see Geoff Keighley try to talk his way out of this one.

thinkfreemind

Talk about the need to get a life! :P

And no, I could not watch the whole thing.

Irenicus-the one and only

this is funny.

dexterr

@Eukaryote: Quite possibly. I watched this with the sound off but I could have sworn that for every missed shot I heard the player screaming "DAMMIT DAMMIT". The effort some people will go to...

Retropants screams about KFC

It's a trap!

calpis

@Erwin: You must be doing it wrong.

Insomnia Bob

Those videos could have really used some of that head-tracking technology... :-p

Saxboy

The Most Realistic Virtual Sex Simulator EVER!!!

taftsearlobe23

Also, am I the only one that prefers saying "Princess Toadstool" over "Peach"?

I have to bite my lip every time I use her 'new' name, since I grew up with Super Mario World.

Yeux de nouilles

Grr. I have to wait for the game to come out while someone out there is bored enough of it, to get some upskirt shots? Bastards!

Aiwokote

Peach has the thighs of an eleven year old.

Yeux de nouilles

Well at least I'm not curious any more.

JN64Lover

@x999x: My extreme appreciation for Revenge of the Nerds and all that is the character 'Booger' forbid me from writing you off as an everyday troll.

alb1221

So, underneath her dress, Zelda is still sporting her Sheik gear? I mean, it would make sense... but it begs the question whether she is a cross dresser by neccessity or just to satisfy some weird kink developed by leaving in the royal palace her entire life with little to no contact with the outside world save for a debatably non-hetero fairy boy?

...I think I went a bit too far on that one.

K-OSS

Finally, while I realize that the Internet is "Serious Business," and as such, has no free time on its hands, how does one actually conscience such an abuse of SSBB, a children's (and soon to be my) game?

Eirias

Search it all here too:
[www.managedq.com]

ToniRexton

It's almost cute, the amount of effort and dedication that went into that. Or disturbing. But I'll go with cute for now.

Sharpless

@Naelok: Wait, what the hell is with those typos? Is something wrong with my keyboard?

That was supposed to say: "Shouldn't this be filed under Hot Tears of Shame?"

Naelok

The panty shot is a staple of anime culture. When is it going to hit gaming? One must ponder these things.

Besides, we all know Zero Suit Samus in that skin tight suit is way hotter.

Solid Snake: Oh my God, hotness. I wanna bang you.

Samus: Why I am being hit on by the famous Solid Snake.

Somebody should really do a spoof with that. xD

Phazonmasher

@Mr_Friendly: that was so bad i refuse to watch the successor: 2girls1finger

i cant believe i watched the whole thing. not the 2girls1cup...this nintendo perv-a-polooza

Riven

Jeez. That is...very, very sad.

Spoony Bard

And, to that end, Princess Zelda is defeated, but the soul still burns.

Eirias

@dowingba: I'm going out on a limb and saying in your tour of Gawker sites you don't stop over at Fleshbot very often.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

One day they're going to limit individual bandwidth and we'll curse ourselves for watching stuff like this.

supershavin

@Insomnia Bob: I watched that whole clip. I'm not sure which video makes me feel more uncomfortable.
@Mr_Friendly: Do not link!

Erwin

Is there a tipline for Fox News I can call?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

@Brian Ashcraft: Flawless Victory.

Eirias

I watched the whole thing, and now I feel so dirty.

Kaine

@dowingba:I take it you've never seen 2girls1cup before.

Mr_Friendly

Shuln't tis be fied under Hot Tears of Shame?

Naelok

The thing to take from this video? Zelda's down aerial has been buffed, and now has magical properties when sweetspotted. Seriously, that's why I watched it when I saw the link on smashboards.

no, really, that's why. .>

SolFalling

@Brian Ashcraft: That advent of a new tag... Indeed, this is not QUITE worthy of hot tears of shame. There's no finish, you see. Only a leadup.

But it is QUITE risky. I would dare say, it's THIS risky: [www.youtube.com]

Insomnia Bob

@BPM 6th Mix MAX:
@feiz:
First thing I thought, too. Seriously, why bother? Do the Nintendo devs think Peach is hot or something? Or do they know their key demo perfectly?

Demaar

@Gunhaver:
;_;

tehFluffz

i cant believe i just watched that whole thing without skipping ahead...Zelda disappointed me i was expecting a thong.

Gaia99

WE HAVE BUUUUUSH!!!!
-Booger

x999x

I didn't watch through until the end (no, seriously...) but from what I saw, it looked like the designers had programmed it with exactly this phenomenon in mind...

It seemed that anytime the camera got close to a clear shot, it would stop, and not be able to go any further for a "better" angle.

Was that on purpose?

Eukaryote

@Brian Ashcraft:
Ohohohoho! I like it!

BPM 6th Mix MAX

@feiz:
@BPM 6th Mix MAX:
It's MAXIMUM RISKY!

Brian Ashcraft

Hahaha, what an interesting breed of people. Kudos.

Jaimz11785

I'm not watching that. *facepalm*

brello

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

silkylove

How come this isn't tagged with the HOT TEARS OF SHAME?

feiz

@RWHC:
I think she wore some sort of pink bloomers last time. Now I think it's pink hot pants.

--

And doesn't this deserve a Hot Tears of Shame?

BPM 6th Mix MAX

I'm so creeped out right now...

Touy

@marissa_melee: Jonas Salk is a huge upskirt fan.

Erwin

Could be worse. Could be golf.

brandechh

Sadly, I can say that I've known about this since Melee. And even more sadly, the only thing I can think of right now is that at some point, there were plans to pour some hot coffee into this game. I hope that there isn't (or do I?), and I hope I don't hear about any kind of game hacking that results in such a thing.

Taco Bell™

Everyone knows that if you looked up Peach's trophy's skirt in Melee she had on pink undies.

shwoosh

Haha, awesome.

argh

@Erwin: And come in slightly above the polio vaccine.

marissa_melee

@SG_Mahonay: And I plan on staying far away from its target demographic.

marissa_melee

@Erwin:

*snigger*

Aimless

When I was younger...I would use Ganondorf and grab zelda with up+B, then pause...

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, YOU DID IT TOO, YOU KNOW IT

Gunhaver

Is this linked from the Fleshbot site at the bottom?

Molbork

I clicked... but thanks to an act of god (Drop of Wifi Reception) I stopped watching... Saved my soul at 15 seconds.

ph15h

Yay! I'm excited to see Peach's...

floating ability is back!

No, seriously. Air attacks at ground level are awesome. Oh yeah, that and spamming turnips.

Konatsu

Fap-Fap-Fap-FAp-Fap-Fap-Fap.

ProroK

Success! A new record!

Johnny156

And man's achievements grow. Looking back, I'm sure we will hold this up against the wheel and fire.

Erwin

She wears stockings. Why? If anything they should be black and the game should get a little dark to get the mood right... why i'm i writing my thoughts. :/

Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore

There's a market for this kind of thing.

SG_Mahonay

The fact that I watched makes me feel a little bit ashamed of myself.

Sinfjotle

Lots of Nintendo nerd masterbation is going to come of this.

KYLE_ELYK

Wait.. didn't she wear red undies last time?

Also.. I love her taunts.. especially when she hums the "Catch me if you caaaaaan" thingie...

RWHC

That is pretty much the worst thing to ever happen on the internet. Period.

I watched.

dowingba