OK well i've absorbed all of the comments and while all valid i still think i will get the bootleg of this movie. it may be craptastic but i still want to see it, yet dont want to support Uwe Boll in anyway.

AnonAMoose

The only good thing about this trailer was the chick.

Witzbold

General Hammond, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andrew831

Man this looks fucking bad. At least keep the cheesy ass horrible hawaiian shirt around.

MrSatan

ehhhh... There are only two reasons forme to see that movie and they probably have only 5 min roles :P

That Girl Hates You

@Deux_ExMachina:I'm trying to figure out what this movie has to do with Far Cry other then the name.

duh, the dude's boat got blown up in the beginning. /sarcasm.

and WTF happened to the hawaiian shirt, thats what made jack carver

khronos27

@Nex Antonius: Oh.... so that's where I recognized that guy from. Good Catch!

Least

@Nex Antonius: yeah I didnt notice at first. But your right, its that russian guy from SLC punk.

yashichi8bit

Oh god, Boll is doing the Far Cry movie??? URGH!!

Altima NEO

What's a "non-contractual billing block"?

MadLinx

The best part of the trailer is the music from 'The Usual Suspects' used just before the boat blows, because it reminded me I haven't seen it in a while and really need to.

The rest of it looks fucking garbage.

septimuswigley

The funny thing is that this actually looks like one of his better movies XD.

It had me until "is that your gun?" Then i was reminded i was watching an Uwe boll film and i vomited >__<

KreacherOfBloodandRank

@Gunhaver: Yeah, Udo Kier doesn't need to be in shitty movies like this. Hopefully, Rob Zombie will shape up and ACTUALLY make the Were-women of the S.S. movie.

Anyway, the trailer looked so-so, but that logo looked ill-timed and spaced out. (As a graphic designer, I tend to look at shitty logos and criticize poor design)

Del Deadeyes

This is quite possibly the funniest thread I've ever read. I love it!

kent_f

Is that a fat comedy sidekick I see?? Oh Uwe Boll you so funny, you so funny, stop making movies now please

excel_excel

His partner...was that John Travolta?

terabaap

looks like your typical, quality action movie. This is the early '90s, right?

demontaoist

this movie is gonna be about just as fun as the game.

yeh...mhm. oh yeah, that punch in the face sound effect was messed up.

Haingis

All time low.

Xmaster

In my book, the pure awesomeness of Udo Kier easily trumps the crappiness of Boll. Final verdict: WILL WATCH.

L_K_M

Seriously dont even bother supporting this movie. Paying any money for this is just asking for Uwe to keep perverting our beloved Games

BryanGuitarDude

Kind of makes me wish I played FarCry... wait a second, I did play FarCry! It wasn't anything like that!

NeoStarr

wow...so when did the scifi channel stop hiring "talent" to make their shitty movies? But hey...at least the Crystal Method got an extra paycheck for their song.

Datalock

WOW....this has to be the best thing I have ever seen!

mahi

Wow, this looks particularly aweful.

Why are video game people letting this aweful man touch their properties? WHY!?

mordennight

its amazing people are still throwing him money to make movies...

another crap movie i will never see

Lifewish

Will he just stop already? Please?

Jomo7

no red ugly shirt? isnt that the whole point of the character? he fights through a tropical setting in board shorts and a nasty red hawaiian shirt. but it looks like the camo fairy just left a present for him. oh look, camo gear and accseories!

Sh4Ke

Well, THIS doesn't look like another steaming pile of Boll shit.

Jeez, what a fucking joke his movis are. And this one is no exception.

GuardianEarth

I keep forgetting what literary and cinematic classics these video game plots are... NOT!

Get over it, the movie looks fun in an 80's Commando sort of way. I don't understand why the fan boys come out in force with VG-movies, most of the stories were shit to begin with.

"Jill, why don't you, the master of lockpicking, take this lockpick." Yeah, that's fucking gold right there.

rezlow

Blearg! Seriously, what DIRT does he have on his producers for them to continually fund his obviously shitty movies? I mean, did NO ONE see the returns on his last 2 turds? (In the name of the King and the other crappy one?)

Either he knows where the bodies are buried or he is in fact the LICH KING. In which case, I'd say "Uwe, is the best!" (Please don't turn me into an Undead Zombie Mr. Boll.)

Xunan

@Ess: I'm still trying to get over the fact that Uwe got Portal from Valve. What were they thinking?

Please tell me you're mixing Portal up with PoStal.. The thought of the other option is too horrible to put into words...

Cryovat

All we can pray for now is a Direct-to-DVD release.

chenry

@Spiffyness: Umm, extra income for one of the last independent devs?

I am surprised at the similarities to the game, usually Boll movies have nothing to do with source material. Even the weapon firing sounds are spot on and certain locations really evoke Far Cry for me!

Surprisingly, I am actually looking forward to seeing this... Shoot me now!

NimbusTLD

Hey man, this movie is probably fugly as hellt, but Til Schweiger is a very ok actor, I saw him in "Keinohrhasen" and it was pretty decent

JZERONIMO

i like Til. watch Keinohrhasen |D
funny to hear him talking english.

Himiko

@mysteryboy2k: "an" is actually correct if you pronounce Uwe like a German (more oove than yoove). Somehow that makes the whole thing a lot funnier to me :)

unwesen

Poor Til Schweiger he's actually a good actor.

andpin

"Is that your gun?".
umm, so his package has the feel of a large, cold , and hard metallic object? What kind of experiments did they do and how do I sign up?

daschupa

@jmote: not austria - they are all from germany

jaronimo

Hey, I know this movie! Isn't it just [generic 80's action movie] with the Far Cry logo slapped on there?

Malmer

This movie seems to have everything in it, we Germans ever accomplished in Holy Wood!

Uwe Boll, Udo Kier (that's not Boll, that scientist), Ralph Schwarzen... uh Möller and finally Till Schweiger. At least the last one was unexpectet, because here at home he just had a huge success with one of his own, self produced movies.

Sorry for all that America. So sorry.

R3nko

Is it me, or does it look more like one of those fan-made videos rather than a professionally made cinema film?

They didn't even get the logo right.

This isn't looking good (but what did we expect ?).

Silent_Shark

@InsolenceAndHeresy: it appears he is the only one in this movie who is capable of acting. i hope he got paid well, and isn't dependent on how much the movie makes.
@dead_red_eyes: i agree! not funny anymore! come up with another joke!

Crawl to China

Usually I'm not a good judge of movie trailers but I think I can safely say this movie will be terrible.

Dudemeister

...this is about the first time I've actually watched something Uwe Boll... and honestly, I can't see what's so bad. But then again, I have a tendency to be oblivious to utter crap.

Sabre_Justice: Look, I have a long name too! Yay! I'm such a trend whore!

Simple boatman?

Someone's been watching Rambo, hasn't he?

It looks pretty crappy, Postal will save his career though, epic acclaim and all that jazz.

Kamizzle

WHY do companies keep letting him make movies!?

Sabre_Justice: Look, I have a long name too! Yay! I'm such a trend whore!

Rated R for Retarded

Leatherneck89

@GregoriusH: I think that's kind of what Kotaku meant, and meant for it to be unspoken...

Yes, McWhertor, you ARE Kotaku (sorry Crecente, Bashcraft, etc) Sorry, bad joke.

Uwe boll shouldn't be allowed to touch game franchises anymore... really... WTF were those game companies THINKING? I mean, he's INFAMOUS in the game world. I'm going to renounce my PS3 if Sony lets him take any of their franchises... Or Insomniac, Naughty Dog, Team Ico... Has he done any Capcom or Konami franchises? Majesco I can understand. Atari I understand (though I'm excited for the new Alone in the Dark game, actually...) but hopefully no substantial game companies...

bobtheduck

Universal Soldier 7, now with added Professor Udo Kier!

cheeses

never seen a trailer that actually turns me off of the movie...

UNTIL NOW.

Thank Uwe, you. Wait. I mean, thank you, Uwe. You have shown me the godawful light.

ZENimilian

I'm still trying to get over the fact that Uwe got Portal from Valve. What were they thinking?

Though Tara Reid could be alright as the voice of GLaDOS . . . .

Ess

I'm so torn. I loathe Uwe Boll, but I love Udo Kier.

Irafe

I kind of want to watch it for Udo Kier. He's probably going to be the best thing in the entire movie.

Aviator

Ive never gotten into this game because... dunno, just didnt. But what would we do without Uwe's adaptati... mutations?

The Bruce

Oops look like I missed a comment or two... still. Poor Anthony. At least he still has his kick ass travel channel show!

MantisDragon

135 comments, and still I'm the only one that seems to have shed a tear for Anthony Bourdain :(

MantisDragon

The Dungeon Siege movie had me worried that Uwe Bolls movies would be bad but also boring. This has reassured me that Uwe Boll movies are always good for a laugh. His movies entertain me every time. Thanks Uwe!

Sintariot

omg. he is so not allowed to use the soundtrack from Batman Begins, one of the best movies ever for his movie trailer.

jeresun

I thought he quit the movie game business. That Uwe Boll, he's a sly one.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

WEAPONS OF MASS DISTORTION CANNOT SAVE YOU, UWE!

Furious_Liver

God Boll why must you ruin our lives. FFS you are ruining good games by making crappy stories that monkeys wrote, Seriously, did he even play Far Cry or did he just sit there and say "Lets make a crappy movie about a game that sounds good." I know this comment may get me thrown into a nerd boxfest by that pathetic german lunatic but for the sake of gamers and the movie industry GO TO A CAVE AND NEVE COME BACK!

Weasel3689

SO bad, it's good. This trailer is screaming for a Hal Douglas voiceover.

"In a world where bionic mutants are king...he fell in love with the woman he was meant to protect..."

J-Fro

ROB SCHNEIDER IS... OSCAR SCHINDLER

Ben Kingsley: "Mr Schindler, we have two more vacancies on your ark to the factories. Who will be chosen?"

Rob Schneider: "My balls. The left one, then the right one. HAHAHAHAHA. Now let's cut to that kid hiding from the Nazis in all that liquidy shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

SCHNEIDER'S LIST - An Uwe Boll Film

marmidukestank

Is it me or that's John Cena's illegitimate brother because definetetly looked the same or probably I'm just being stupid.

JadedBlack

I couldn't even hear it and I had to stop the video half way. That's how bad it is.

JGab

Uwe Boll continues to deliver!

Diesel_Power

Quite possibly the worst sound design I have ever heard.

DismantleRepair

Worst. Movie. Trailer. Ever. My will to live has faltered, and suicide is a sweet escape.

Voteforme2020

@Balance_In_Life (PSN): That's because it 'was' from Batman Begins; it was the opening music for the film.

Nitroid

lol, out of place punch. too perfect

boots555

...Wow.
I feel like crapping a lung. That's how bad this is.

kefkakrazy

I dunno, it looks like the sort of thing I would happily watch at 3 in the morning on Showtime. The only thing it's missing is Michael Dudikoff.

Whatever happened to Michael Dudikoff anyway?

VOID

You know for all you people who say that Uwe Bowel makes bad movies, make something better. Otherwise shut your freaking pie hole because all you're doing is whining. Want some cheese with that whine you big babies?

Unstop

@Jojuinc: Exactly. Anthony Bourdain's acting skills in this movie outweighs Uwe Boll's entire career.

Nexus6

@Deux_ExMachina: "Is that your gun?" I think it was actually a honest line, not a terrible line. but then again, I haven't heard the joke punchline to that line in another movie yet.

NKato

Can someone please invent a machine that would let me enter the film and pull Udo Keir out of there? That man deserves so much better.

PhantomVI

Is it just me, or do those trees look like they belong in Canada, and less Tropical Paradise.

Mascott

Hey, Uwe actually made a movie that couldn't possibly be worse than the actual game.

Tizlor

They totally just stole the soundtrack from Batman Begins.
Good Job Boll!

NaryaMithrandir

It's made-for-TV-tastic!

Cola82

lol I thought some parts were good, but then bits like the "is that your gun" ruined it. It balances out. And yes the punches sound lame.

goldwings

Heart the low-budget sound effects.

Aethyr

What's with the poorly done sound effects? WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH. It's like littered through the entire movie if you listen carefully enough. It's like an old kung fu film kind of "woosh".

Grimalkin

I too was looking for the signature red shirt.

Without the red shirt, it's not Far Cry.

TickleMeElmo

The music sounds quite familiar...

Taco Bell™

It's Plat-Tee-Num!

vagrantwade

...I'm gonna have to go see this. even if just to watch it PHAIL.

TinyLightning

I need to see this. Comedy gold.
I won't spend MONEY to see it, but I'll see it.

YUYU

That looks awful.

Fitz Rhapsody

@Gunhaver: They won't be. Or of they ARE choreographed well, they'll be acted and/or filmed terribly. For mindless action, watch Rambo.

Spiffyness

Ahahahahahahahahahaha~~,,,,,,,,...

I see they decided to totally ditch Far Cry's luscious environment.

Well thats all we had to see. Move along folks!

nardsy

@mind in rewind: That's about my reaction too. Actually, when I first saw him, I thought Uwe had become so desperate for actors in his films that he'd gone and starred in his own movie. But then I heard him speak, and I could actually understand it so I looked a little more closely.

rentahero1

Is it just me... or do most of the one-liners also apply to Boll's current filmography?

"You're making brainless monsters!"

"You are one persistent son of a bitch!"

"You're a sick egotistical maniac"
"Let's not go over the top."

The production value alone looks like something that you would find on the SciFi channel...

Video Game Movies: Many budgets, One Constant State of Quality since 1992.

K-OSS

WHY, Crytek? Why the HELL would you let Uwe make a movie? Did you even KNOW who he is? Heck, why did you want a Far Cry movie in the first place? It's a great game, but certainly not movie material!

Meh, another year, another crappy Oo-vah-Bowl flick...

Spiffyness

Looks like some B-movie out of the 80s, and a horrible adaptation of Far Cry I might add (the only thing that resembles it is the sound effects and one or two locales). Also, "Is that your gun?" is a severely overdone joke nowadays. I pity the producers of this film...

psychobaka

augh dammit! i know its gonna suck, but between udo kier and the bald guy from stargate i know im gonna pay good money to see this crapfest!

i suck!

TiberianViper

I think that's possibly the most campy/cliché trailer that I've EVER seen.

"Is that your gun?"

Come the fuck on. That line has been used SO many times in that context it's not even funny anymore ... it's just stupid.

dead_red_eyes

uhhhh did we just watch the entire movie? seemed like it, out of that trailer we got the whole story (i seriously doubt uwe could pull off major plot twists), saw that there was a fat guy for comedic relief, probably heard all of the movie's one-liners, and we know he has sex with the girl... oh, we probably heard the best line of the movie too: "You are one........................................ persistent son of a bitch!"

nes3

geeze, usually even bad movies have good trailers...

cavingman

@elevenoverzero: I think he means that they shouldn't have ever even thought of making a movie version. The story was always a vehicle to show off the engine.

el_rezzo

They even made the Far Cry logo look cheap and nasty.

el_rezzo

@MXs219:

What does FarCry have that the movie doesn't?

Gameplay? That's kinda hard to translate.

I think you people are giving FarCry's story and dialogue far too much credit.

elevenoverzero

phail

djcoffee

"Is that your gun?"

awwwwwwwkwwwaaaaarrrddd

baccardi84

OMG this movie is going to be horrible, why oh why would they do this to a great game like Far Cry.

MXs219

lame

Rockwallaby

@g0daemon: HAHA! I actually will see Postal. It looks horrendously humorous.

baked ham

I guess General Hammond thought inter-planetary travel to be a tad pedestrian. Needed to spice up that ol' resume with some fantastic by the book genome soldiers.

NathanX

Yay! Udo Kier! This movie looks awesome!

jarjarwang

Crap, yeah, I accidently said "Schneider's" instead of "Schindler's". Yeah.

psyburn

this is proof of how smoking and drinking during pregnancy can affect the child. Uwe's mom must have been doing some strong ass heroin and nightrain.

BryanGuitarDude

Wow. "You're a sick egotistical maniac".
Harsh words, but the man is a devious James-Bond-seeming-villain type of character, so of course he whips out his arsenal of cutting comebacks:

"Let's not go over the top".

Scathing!

Morlun

What are you guys complaining about?

It looks everything that FarCry was.

Or did you all play the Shakspearean FarCry?

... :/

elevenoverzero

Hahaha. I love Uwe. I can't wait to see this. They are always a hilariously bad, good-time.

bysty

I can't believe I watched it to the end and am now taking the time to comment on it. The whole reason he keeps making these crappy movies is because the Austrian (or German, or something) government basically pays him to do it if he films it in their country.

If you have already wasted time watching this clip, you owe it to yourself to watch "Dinner with Uwe Boll"

+ Watch video

KnottyMonkey

Please God, smite Mr. Boll uponeth his throne of failure so that we, the people, might be spared his pestilence.

Diraan

@psyburn: "Schneider's List", eh? Rob Schneider? Roy Schneider? Who's the focus of that little gem? Sounds a bit too close to that "Schindler's List" movie for my tastes. :P

As for the trailer: Holy shit, it's actually WORSE than I imagined.

ShaggE

@TheCleaningGuy: is Maximum Risky!: And the jokes near the end.
I should watch the entire vid before I comment -_-.

TheCleaningGuy: is Maximum Risky!

The only thing I didn't find comical in this trailer was the "let's not go over the top" joke.

TheCleaningGuy: is Maximum Risky!

I'm sorry... But that, that was just terrible. The acting was so bad. I mean come on.. Its a trailer. Trailers are supposed to be good, no matter how crummy the movie is. But that trailer, it reached a new low for being the worst one out there. Seriously, this movie is gonna have a huge blow on the Far Cry series.

dollarbill

@Deux_ExMachina: Would you say it's a far cry from the game?

Arteen

Wow, I'll pretend I didn't see that trailer.

Heyyou27

Between this and Postal...I am afraid I may actually spend money to see Uwe Boll films. Lord of the Rings caliber? No. But at least they can't be as bad as "Highlander: Endgame"

*shudders*

Can they?

g0daemon

I'm torn, I want to hate it because it's (apparently an) Uwe Boll Film, and the dialogue in that trailer was composed enitrely of the cheesiest one liners i've ever heard, But my druglike dependancy on Stargate dictates that I must watch it for Don. S Davis

Bob6k

...
I never saw anything Uwe Boll did before this...

I may never recover from seeing that ugly trailer...

QC8472

oh man.....

mightyg

*wincing*

HighlanderWolf

RETARDED!!!!!

go see Rambo4, so awesome!

MountainCool

Uwe Boll has the opposite of the Midas touch. Anything he touches turns to shit. He takes a license that could in capable hands be a fairly decent summer action flick, and cranks out something I would call lackluster if it was straight to video.

I feel bad for anyone who acts in his movies, but not for the people who watch them. By now they should know better. Perhaps the actors should too, but they have bills to pay.

Gouki4u

@psyburn: I loved "Schneider's List". It was a spinoff of One Day at a Time, right? That Schneider was one funny handyman!

mind in rewind

This movie looks disgusting. Awful. Wow. Is it supposed to be bastardized into a comedy? I'm ... shocked. Uwe Boll has some kind of voodoo power. He must. I've made better films than his, and somehow I can't get funding, and this man does! Wow! I think this movie will actually be successful. It's got that "I'm a bad movie with lots of out-of-place silliness, punches to the face, and explosive action - Aren't you just dying to watch me!" vibe. Hahahahaha. Uwe Boll.

Wow.

baked ham

@PaintedMidget: Yeah that first part sounded really freaking close to Batman Begins.

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

Don't people understand that if you are in a Uwe Boll movies you will never get another serious acting job again? Do these actors understand that he makes them look bad and that all of his movies should be straight to TV?

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

I swear I've heard that soundtrack in Batman Begins or somewhere....

PaintedMidget

Why do you people take these movies so seriously? What do you expect, Schneider's List? Yeah, I enjoy the movies, actually I really like them. The acting is horrible, the dialogue is cheesy, but hey, wasn't Death Race 2000? Superfly? Don't just judge Boll's work just because everyone else on the internet says so. If you still hate him, no problem. But most of you act like every new film is required to be a serious attempt towards an Oscar.

psyburn

@mysteryboy2k: "An Uwe Boll Film" is correct English.

mind in rewind

I don't think it showed it in the trailer, but Anthony Bourdain from my favourite travel/food show, No Reservations, makes a cameo as a scientist getting shot up in that lab at the start.

One of his episodes showed him on set, was pretty funny.

Aimless

The credits are the best part. Not only is it credited as "An [sic] Uwe Boll Film", but therse also a blank Music By listing. In fact, those credits are so amatuerish as to put me of the film. Even if it does have Don S. Davis.

mysteryboy2k

General Hammond.....why?Don S Davis needs some money im guessing.....

(hey i answered my own question)

Samuraidino

Where's the shirt??
Isn't he meant to wear the stupid red shirt through the whole thing? What's this camo BS?

Heavybell

It looks like a fan made trailer... how can THAT be real? Does Uwe even care anymore?.. oh wait.. did he EVER care?

Desfunk

This looks worse than an original movie on the Sci-Fi Channel.

mnml10387

Wow.........that looks freaking terrible. Its like he is trying to see how much it will take before people literally demand he stop making movies.

AdaAstra

TIL SCHWEIGER??!1?!??? *faints*

*wakes up*

Wait, who?

mind in rewind

"is that your gun"

hahahahahahahha

...sigh...

Chimaera

Those punch and "swing a stick" sounds sound like they were taken directly from a video game...

K-Squad! (Badass Edition)

Also, wheres the frigging jungle?!

FatherTed

haha this reminds me of the episodes of Lost season 3 I watched last night with that Russian fella in who has an eyepatch. Deadringer for Uwe Boll if I ever saw one. And he gets killed by a harpoon too - bonus!

FatherTed

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS GIVING UWE BOLL MONEY?

I JUST DONT GET IT

Sovnade

Can someone tell me what the FUCK General Hammond, formerly of Stargate Command, (Don S. Davis) is doing in that movie?

InsolenceAndHeresy

The acting is horrible.
The dialouge is cheesy.
The score is ripped from the Bourne movies.

I've yet to see an Uwe Boll movie. Judging from this trailer, I'm doing my eyes, ears, brain, "gun," and every other part of me a favor.

Peryite

Uwe Boll will go down in history as the greatest troll to ever grace the internet.

bob-e

Wow. Did he personally direct this trailer?

manaknight

LOL it looks so bad

cravy

My favorite part is the "Til xxxxxx is JACK CARVER" seeing how nobody cared about the characters name in the game. People cared so little about the playable character that for Far Cry 2 there not even going to have a name for him.

COLDBLOODED_BMC

um, I'll pass on this one. The first 10 minutes of the In the name of the King put we WAY over the limit for shit cinema this year.

Regardless, I can't wait till he finally gets around to adapting Wii sports and/or Tetris for the big screen. Now that's gonna rock!

Adam

did anyone else notice that the main scientist is the guy who played Yuri in the C&C: Red Alert games? I love that guy!

brafo96874

I love his movies and I am going to see this and Postal for one simple fact: He seems to be making video game movies exclusively now only to piss off gamers. I love it. I love anyone who rattles fanboys' cages!

I beg of you, Uwe! GTA, Halo and Zelda next! Please!

Go Uw, Go! Hahahaha.

Custom Reality

This COULD be good...I'll watch it. I like mindless action. As long as the fights are well choreographed I'll leave happy.

Gunhaver

Well . . . it DOES have Udo Kier and the guy who played Major Briggs from Twin Peaks in it. Yeah, I don't know what my point is either.

DJ-KINETIC

Thinking of anagrams of Uwe Boll in order to mock him in the most lame way possible. So I declare this movie a big steaming pile of "owl lube"

Sock it to me Uwe! Me and you in the ring, yeah guess who your momma blew? She "blew lou" from Home and Away which has subsequently moved to five. Pwned, biatch.

You can't call the ban hammer this is Uwe Boll were talking about.

Bal-Cleric

rofl "is that your gun". comedic gold. I loved the confused yet bemused giggle, too.

ZinkO: Neo-Confucian Literati '08

Did they seriously take the music from the Bourne series for the background? Isn't it a little too soon?

bangbangblah

THATS SETTLES IT! I am moving to Los Angeles and making movies based on video games. Jesus H on a pogo stick! My left pinkie has more talent on it...and I just pulled my shocker out of my girlfriend! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HONEY@!

czechm8

say it with me now p-a-s-s!

DarkTravesty

It looks..... ok..... Needs some special effects.

SmAuRt_GuY

?

JustJake

Is everyone in the film besides the girl from Austria?

jmote

The only scene in this movie that won't suck will be the one with Anthony Bourdain. Nevermind, it'll suck because Anthony Bourdain is a fucking badass and deserves better than being some extra that gets shot in a Uwe Boll film!

MantisDragon

Oh, god. The trailer makes the movie look like something you'd see late at night on Cinemax between a late-career Steven Segal movie and the usual Skinemax porn. The sad thing is that the actual movie is likely to be infinitely worse.

Lezard

wow, that looks god awful.

Eman311

Question to all:

What kind of home video camera does Uwe Boll use for his films?

mr_dimsum

well.....at least he seems to have found a competent DP this time......

Dauragon88

The only reason I'll sit through this crap is to see Stuttering Craig and Handsome Tom from Screwattack as extras.

HaiducFolken

Acting looks up and down...based on the trailer, it's alright a couple times, then terribly plain at others.

Writing definitely needs work. "Is that your gun" is quite possibly the lamest line I've ever heard. What team thought it was clever enough to not only write it, but approve it?

It's too bad, someone who knows how to make movie games would be nice, it's just too bad Uwe can't seem to do a good job. Not to Uwe if you're reading this: The general concensus is that your movies suck. I'm not watching any of your movies, never have, and never will. I'm judging your work without seeing it, but isn't the point of a trailer to make people want to see the movie and give a sneak peak? Sorry to say it, but I see any movie so long as someone says it's decent, I've yet to see one comment anywhere praising your work. You've had many fair shots to get people to say it's decent at the very least, and your work(apparently) gets worse each time.

Try making some other movies, lets see if it's your directing or the fact that it's a game movie.

I am considering Postal though. Anything that's over the top offensive attracts me.

Codexx

I'm trying to figure out what this movie has to do with Far Cry other then the name.

Deux_ExMachina

man i love boll, because everytime i see his shit movies being allowed to be made my dream of getting money to make The Protomen album into a movie becomes a little bit realer.

Detre

Campy!

ABigSmall

That out of place punch-in-the-face sound was the collective face palm of everyone who just watched that clip.

GregoriusH

Call me crazy, but I think that scientist might be Uwe himself.

Kirbytheslayer: Hot Tears of Shame for Life!

When I see the actors he gets I am just speachless. Not that these ones are amazing, but I recognize most of them.

Cartman86

haha this is too good to be true

and Emmanuelle Vaugier is in it

Sober

C'mon, even those lame-o action flicks from Lion's Gate can afford Jason Statham. Get a few more bucks, and call him up, and then we'll talk Boll.

Ampillion lives a life much like No More Heroes.

EPIC FAIL?

ratba

The only reason I will see this is for the scene with Anthony Bourdain as a scientist.

Jojuinc

LOL @ out of place punch sound at the end, nice catch. My only reason to want to actually watch this crap-fest is to see the cameos by Stuttering Craig and Handsome Tom from Screwattack.com.

Nurff

At least it's low budget, and he's not blowing that much money this garbage.

gamadaya

...SLC Punk?

Nex Antonius

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAahHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

mossberg

ZOMG! THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE.. IF THERE WERE A WORD FOR CRAPTIFINITY! OMG Thats wat it is. I rather watch 2 girls one cup vomit and re watch instead of this garbage. Seems like it can be a good comedy though.

Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore

I think we need a special Uwe tag.

ZinkO: Neo-Confucian Literati '08

I hope this movie movie makes no money. At least now Uwe is concentrating on "small, low budget" films. I can't believe Crytek would even let this film be made let alone be released.

ghnvt

"Is that your gun?"...

Is it just me, or does every subsequent Uwe Boll movie seem worse and worse? Just when you thought film had reached an all time low, this comes along!

darthmole12

General Hammond, how could you sully yourself so?

SFLegend

I've seen worse movie trailers.

TK423

@Cryovat:
Twas a joke. Not a good one, but a joke nonetheless.

Ess

Looks like there might actuallly be a decent amount of action and freerunning in it. Doesn't look THAT bad?

Spyke72

God, they have every B-list Action Tv actor. Even Conan is there.

captaindistracto