Don´t let FOX see that!

zorniki

looks like granny pants

blarneybutt

That is just pathetic.

/Has virtuagirl running on my desktop right now

bigdonthedj

And yet mario never got to hit that.

altshiftM

thats sad

finder39

Now we know why the delay, had to get the underpants just right.

baronsmeg

Finally, we now know why she's called "peach"

Cruithne

@munkah:
It's pink for pink outfits.

Coldbrand

Wow. That's just pathetic.

Evil Jim

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. Now everyone is gonna do Peach/Samus/Zelda threesomes.

zerokoolpsx

I approve of this article.

The lace is nice.

DankPanties

Huh...and I wonder how Kate Muir think that video games turn men into babies. I don't see where she gets it.

Next time, I'd space this article further away from the babies one so that it's harder for anyone to pick up on it.

waterhand

Super money-shot bros!

This has been added to my YT favourites.

chiefpoopingpants

You know, if Nintendo was smart, they would go the Microsoft Xbox Live route, and sell individual colored underwear for Princess's Peach and Zelda for 1.99 a pop.

I'm sure they'll make an easy few million from perverted Nintendo nerds everywhere.

Funnydale

Forget this garbage, where's the Zelda/Samus/Peach threesome video!

Avinash_Tyagi

i think i will have hours of fun trying to position the characters in naughty situations.
snake and peach.
hrmm.
that doesn't sound good at all.
XD
it just got severly dirty in here.

evilralphwiggum

Saucy!

I can feel myself frothing even more!

2NinjasTapedTogether

@Shuricain: Better question, how many are NOT?

Sabre_Justice: Look, I have a long name too! Yay! I'm such a trend whore!

By the time it get out of Japan it will have been changed.

mrbill619

Kotaku needs to remove the Maximum Risky tag and just make it "Immature, or Not Appropriate For Work."

AndrewDB

Note to Kotaku: THIS BEHAVIOR SHOULD NOT BE GLORIFIED OR CELEBRATED.
(in the meantime, ROFLMAOing...)

HighlanderWolf

@RandalGraves:

NOOO~~ Marsia stole my precious thing is spreading!!

hiddenryuu

Damn how much fan fiction has just been sparked? I truly believe we just saw what mMario has been chasing all these games.

jackal888

The music makes this the best thing ever.

Lingxor

I wonder how many of you Nintendo fanboys are spanking off to that little gem right there...

Shuricain

@thecharlie: LOL, sticky indeed! MAXIMUM RISKY!

REDFIELD8

@TheDoomer:
You should go read more elaborate French literature, that'd show us all.

Coldbrand

Guess Peach is dabbling in gravure now. About time?

Do Kesubei

It's ok to look at this, because just look at the smile on her face! She's enjoying it!

baberg

@Balance_In_Life (PSN):

If that's your idea of the ultimate internet surprise, then you have a whole internet to explore, my naive friend. I can already tell that you haven't even Googled "bondage" yet. And that's doesn't even scrape the surface of internet sin.

MagickBocks

Well, its not different in any significant way from the last video. I wonder if they made the model like that expressly so that some dudes could do this with it.

Krytha

Aha so "Maximum Risky" is the new "Hot Tears of Shame"?

Ariolander

@thejakeman: probably disagrees with you: I get the fact that it's a upskirt... i get the fact that it's Peach. I was just saying that the internet will never surprise me ever again.

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

lol haha... you perverts.

magically_delicious

<--Still waiting for Zelda's and Samus' version of this...

onomeister

@NiGHTSSTUDiO: No, I'm sorry, I don't. Could you make that more explicit for me, please? Really, really explicit.

hikkifan1986

I'm really not sure how I feel about this.
On one hand, I'm impressed knowing that the developers put that level of detail into something that the overwhelming majority of players won't ever see.

On the other hand I'm kinda disturbed someone bothered to check.

DanteW

Ooooohhh yeah....I've got something white to go with that dress and those smooth, silky cream colored thighs, baby.

...AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Mr. Fap☆Fap!

And now we all know Princess Peach wears little white panties. Hurrah!

kupoporo

Yikes, and here I thought I was lonely.

Enimor

my pants feel so tight. I feel funny down there. help ><

Scum2k1

man Japanese people are pervs, the original pikmin theme brings back memories of christmas 01 at the snowy warm cabin...

npa.189

where's the hot tears of shame tag?

Zippidydoodaa

SHES PACKING!1!!!

JackTretton

This is indeed MAXIMUM RISKY.

TheCleaningGuy

@reywing: You know what's sad? I can see it happening.

thevengeanceoftheufo

Is it just me or does the music go perfectly well with the close-to-softporn still frame of Peach?

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

@ceilingFANBOY: now with 100% more fanboy: well, not now you dont. when you're drinking, you might've.

see, that's why anytime im hitting grandpappy's cough syrup a bit too much, i resolve myself to go play Rez, or fall asleep trying. i find myself in a lot less of the "asking friends about the electric slide" situations this way.

TheIrishNinja

It moved! I feel dirty

FlashIV

Man...that's pathetic...

/hits PrtScrn button

bigdonthedj

I bet Mario loves fixing Peach's plumbing, if you know what I mean ;P

NiGHTSSTUDiO

@TheIrishNinja: I just got re-acquainted with what my texting looks like when I'm drunk this weekend and how much fun it is to drunk dial people, so what that sentence would have come out as drunk is fresh in my mind still.

"Do xou know the electric slide cuz i sure as hell dont. at least not now. where am i" and "I dont knfw.im drunk oaff my lady hump" were two of the text messages I sent. I'm not even quite sure what the second one means. I don't even think I have "lady humps."

ceilingFANBOY: now with 100% more fanboy

Oh lawd, is that a penis?

For_the_lulz

@Insane_Penguin: Sure. Of course you don't.

Are some of you really that incapable of finding a girlfriend or, what? It's Peach. Geez.

thevengeanceoftheufo

What else is this game for? I thought this was it.

Nex Antonius

FOX NEWS ALERT: Smash Bros. Brawl features erotic scenes with princesses, plumbers, and furry animals. Hide your children. Run for your lives.

reywing

Man I hope this doesn't get Nintendo to push it back more here.

Konchu

Still waiting for the Link upskirt.

...Not that I want to look, mind you.

Insane_Penguin

Looks like Nintendo's sexual awareness has finally stepped up to adolescence!

waitinthecar

So it is ok if it's Chun Li or Zero Suit Scarlett Johanson (err... strike that) Samus Aran but not if it's Princess Peach?

whiskey

@xRiOT: ha, what a riot!

......what?

JerrD74

@ceilingFANBOY: deleted the stuff after his name: i like your way of thinking, cause either way, we're hitting fetish paydirt.

TheIrishNinja

@goldwings: i sure as hell had a sticky note after watching that video.

thecharlie

A video? Really? a video?!

shazmuscle

sex...
violence...

...drugs?

King Seafoam

I wish it had a sticky note: You do well not to look up her skirt. Thank you for courtesy.

goldwings

The are no hot tears of shame here!

Thank you, Kotaku. Peach pantsu has made my night.

God, this game is going to rock...

MakoAoyama

Who's the bigger perv, the person trying to see up a video game character's skirt, or the art team that gave her lacy underwear? The previous, while creepy, is perfectly common, and I'm pretty sure we all tried to do it in middle school, although most of us wouldn't post it on YouTube and let everyone know that we're pervs. We'd be content to let people think we're pervs instead. The later... Well, they devoted time to deciding what kind of panties she'd be wearing.

thenino85

I'd tap that with my Toadstool

Hardcore1

I was watching this video while listening to Elliot Goldenthal's "Adagio" from the Alien 3 soundtrack. The reveal happened just as the music swelled. For that reason alone, this clip is epic.

crazyrabbits

Lol that's ridiculous. I think it would have been funny for them to put on some ridiculous easter egg panties or something. Like a 1-up mushroom print or something. Or a star with "superstar!" written on her ass or something. Lol.

serotoninzero

I wonder if peach makes the "enter pipe" sound while mario is doing her...

oh man. what the hell am i saying?

xRiOT

@Balance_In_Life (PSN): bit young, are yeh?

thejakeman: probably disagrees with you

So she finally went through the post-op. Good to know.

Philudo

Hot Tears of [[Redacted]]

half-beast

I thought the term was " risque' " ...

Or is there just a joke flying over my head right now?

brent_w

Yuki should have been there to protect any and all panty shots....

icepick314

Does anyone else see the the lacy fills on the panties?

Sigh.

Hot.
Tears.

....of Shame.

SSJPabs

As a pervert myself, even I have to say...

... are you that f$#$%@^ bored????

Enigma_20XX

I always thought it was weird that Peach was one of the only girls in the Mushroom Kingdom... at least she's more attractive than Toadette.

Xeneizes

I don't know why, but I felt compelled to watch. Oh I know why, I am also a pervert.

Kaine

@UnJamma6096:
Um is that really worth a comment?

Brian Ashcraft

i even saw some peach fuzz

har har har

GrooveChampion

@UnJamma6096: Whats wrong with it? It's funny as hell that someone would really go through the trouble. This isn't news site bro. it's a blog. Get used to it or go read something else not as entertaining as Kotaku.

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

Hmmm so thats where Mario lays the pipe...

hattori_DONso

@trevorb: Yes.

@UnJamma6096: Of course.

Saint Anima: Kotaku's Poetic Massacre

You know, they were either so interested in putting in the detail or they had to know some people would look.

Take WoW for example: When your character is in a gown/robe (female or male... I think), the bottom half of your model is reduced to the robe and your feet. There are no legs. It's probably done for efficiency, though(reducing the polygon count as much as possible / no need to render what isn't being seen?).

I think it may just be Brawl's attention to detail... And yet Falcon still has sharp, triangle eyes on his mask...

Konatsu

@UnJamma6096: Is this really worth getting banned for?

ceilingFANBOY: now with 100% more fanboy

god damn it!

i said i wanted her in the pink dress!

108

Is this really worth an article?

UnJamma6096

seriously?

trevorb

nice

shinko

Will anyone buy another copy of the game after this? Will I ever be able to look her in the eye again? Yeah, I'll just replay the video...

SorenKier

At least there is something there. Imagine how odd it would be to somehow pause the game and catch Peach in the air like that, but mysteriously there is an empty black pot where her undies would be. Or even more bizarre, a mushroom...

Saint Anima: Kotaku's Poetic Massacre

...when's March 9th again? Oh, right, it's on March 9th.

multimoog

This saves me from looking up porn later tonight while i have a meeting with "The Accountant"

ArmyofJuan

10/10. Winnah!

Soulgenesis

While the Peach video was amusing for the obvious reasons, one of the related video links was a Pantsu AMV. I highly recommend it. I had me a hearty lol with that.

RandalGraves

Silly japanese game developers. Look like somebody needs a hobby. The great thing is that they had legions of acclaimed developers working on this title, and the creators of the characters themselves were evaluating every wireframe and texture, and this is what they came up with.

Why can't we use our technology for good?

Nessman

My eyes! I'm blind!

dowingba

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R
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joelface

@TheDoomer:

/agree

EnigmaNemesis

oh noes my eyes are burning!!!!

Nintendo how could you!?, you have fallen in the same group as team ninja!

eL_BeRzERko

*palm to face*

Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore

Zelda is hotter.

Athest

...Sometimes I just really hate people.

TheDoomer

I would say this is a male phenomenon, but... some female friends of mine used to position Marth and Roy into sexual poses and take snapshots.

onidavin

Is it just me, or does it seem like someone even had the foresight to add a flowery, lacy top to her stockings?

ceilingFANBOY: deleted the stuff after his name

Truly, a new era in Risky.

Insomnia Bob

@TheIrishNinja: Or you could patent them while drunk and hope that they know that "Pokemon Incest Romp" was you trying to spell "Pikmin-inspired Porn"

ceilingFANBOY: deleted the stuff after his name

I prefer polka dots, but this will just have to do. ):

Kiwi Kamikaze

ヤバイな、それ。

myDingling

:SMH:... :clicks replay:

thisbeatisbadass

this is lawlcats caption worthy.

NessD12

This is really why I want this game.

Fetus_God_of_Love

I'm impressed at the detail on the frills of her undergarments!

amost

They literally have everything in this game.

JoBo

It was only a matter of time. Took longer than i thought.

ittekimasu

Jesus Christ... ummm it's a video game? I was gonna ask why but then I think of Furries and I no longer have questions for anything in life.

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

mario is one lucky plumber!

moremeds

You my friend, have a lot of time on your hands!

speedmike

Why did I watch that? Oh, wait I know. I'm a pervert.

Luis

*FAPFAPFAPFAP*

Figroti

*shakes head*

MrBionic

I wouldn't mind brawling in there. Give me that level!

sUKi

Hot tears of shame!

Mini-Boss

great, there goes my idea for pikmin-inspired porn. ive really gotta start patenting these ideas after i sober up.

TheIrishNinja

I wanna know what sick SOB actually took the time to show everyone Peach's granny panties.

GamestopPatron

I figured she'd wear pink, but there we have it.

munkah

What exactly was the point of putting frills in her underwear? Did they KNOW that people would be looking?

Mrevilbobguy

Coming soon for the ladies of Kotaku: Captain Falcon Crotch Shots.

Dudemeister

eh, I always thought she'd be more into thongs...maybe those are just her fighting shorts

Donutt007

Super Smash Brother Brawl: Hardcore
Developer: Team Ninja

Foxy_Blue

its really too bad there aren't negative achievements or something. -100 wii points for pantsu checking.

v00deux

OMG! It's that "customizable sodomy" I've been hearing so much about.

cporter603

@TheIrishNinja: I like to live dangerously. Besides, it wasn't like I was just sitting at home drinking by myself. I was at a shrimp feed and in between the band's sets they had background music playing and the electric slide came on and no one was up doing it.

ceilingFANBOY: now with 100% more fanboy

@speedmike:
Um, that's not time on his hands.

Zero_Beat

When we all don't epic fail, it's a win!

RJdog

I LOVE the music that goes a long with this. Somehow it makes this clip ten times more hilarious.

chriscamp

@kelptocratic:

I know, right? I would have preferred pink panties as well...

Gordon_Shumway

osht i've been bonnar'd

Seestoff

No pantsu tag Bash?

PlayingKarrde

Dude, I can't beleive I wasted 40 seconds of my life watching that. >.>

To be fair though, I was warned.

MangaDragon56

So sad that someone took the time to post that.

BigEh

the background music even sounds kinda porny now.

guy_jin

That Pikmin music just seems to add to the effect, for reasons I don't seem to fully understand.

Ban-Whipped

eh? is peach wearing stockings? if so, where is the garter-belt? talk about lack of detais.....er....not...that...i would know......
<_<;
>_>

Onizuka-GTO

Iam sorry but after SMG Rosalina is way hotter than Peach.

hot tears of shame>maximum risky

MURDERFACE

That's just wrong.

Project Thanatos