first person shooter
Watch The Crysis Engine Wet Itself
Posted by Luke Plunkett at 5:30 PM on February 13, 2008
We've got soft spots all over for Crysis vids that show the game's physics engine being messed around with. Normally, they just overwhelm you with numbers, but this one's a little more creative. It's every thing you can do with water. Water guns, water fights, water destroying houses, the North Korean synchronised swim team, the lot.
[via Rock, Paper, Shotgun]

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GOLD5
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Fuckin' Brilliant! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Roger Ebert!
GOLD5
MikeTheSpike
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@Fitz Rhapsody:
That's not the point. It's amusing.
MikeTheSpike
pyropetey
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
OMFG 5 stars! reviews ftw!
pyropetey
Mrmoo2002
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
That was very well put together. Great video editing
Mrmoo2002
Nabilac
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
A water gun. Mint!
Nabilac
Daniel_RA
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Eh, it doesn't look a lot like water, it looks more like blue sand.
Yeah, I know water is one of the hardest things to simulate, but come on, I don't see why this should be heralded as spectacular.
Daniel_RA
Waza
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@cayton:
this guy is right
Waza
DEXTER O
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I still don't see what all the 'Hurrah' is about the Cry engine. OK, sure, the water physics are nice, but that's about it. The character animations are horrible, water tower water isn't that blue and that building collapsed like a dolls house.
DEXTER O
Crawl to China
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
WATER!!!
Crawl to China
Strangelove
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
It reminded me a bit of the great Team Fortress machinima. Absolutely phenomenal.
Strangelove
TechnoPirate
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
It's the music that did it for me, without the music that video wouldn't have been that awesome. Great vid
TechnoPirate
goldwings
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Great stuff.
goldwings
Seroth
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
This video is absolutely beautiful.
Seroth
axiomatic
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Busby Berkeley.... eat your heart out.
-look him up if you don't get the reference.
axiomatic
RanChan03
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
that really amuses me a lot :)
RanChan03
Gray665
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I really hope they are able to accurately port this engine to consoles. My iBook can barely run the video lol.
Gray665
z357x is judge, jury, and executioner.
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@Witzbold: I want a water gun in reallife. I'd use it with my portal gun and think of the opportunities!
z357x is judge, jury, and executioner.
Fitz Rhapsody
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Not a very good MIDI of the Wedding Waltz from the opera in Final Fantasy VI. Using the real music would've made this so much cooler.
Fitz Rhapsody
demonwolf
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
dude that was hilarious
demonwolf
withaneight
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
While that was hilarious. I still think BioShock's water effects were better. The water in BioShock appeared to have volume, whereas the Crysis water... not so much.
withaneight
soundgarden
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
lol when the line of soldiers falls into the water like a water-ballet team. Very funny when the gun movements match the music :-)
soundgarden
marcus_ivo
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Enough blue dye to make a ladies sanitary product commercial there.
marcus_ivo
cayton
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@ChrowX: Sorry, my post above was supposed to be directed to you.
cayton
Mpalm.
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Haha, nice.
Mpalm.
cayton
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
The video's author on GameTrailers said "It's not actually water physics just particle phyisics that look like water, for example although there's pooling, you won't be able to fill something and make it overflow." I find that interesting.
cayton
aphex242
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I loved the part with the synchronized diving. Priceless lol
aphex242
catapult37
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@ChrowX: Agreed... after those tsunamis, there should be several inches of water on the ground, but it just disappears...
catapult37
V I |Z U $!
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Tsunamni, desu!!!
V I |Z U $!
Spiffyness
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
lol, I loved the diving. Grat jorb.
Spiffyness
Irenicus-the one and only
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Yeah, this was great :) Much more artistic and fun then most crysis explode nukes movies. I loved the dive scene :D and the music was excellent choice.
Irenicus-the one and only
ChrowX
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
They did some interesting stuff for sure, but the Cryengine just kind of proved that even with it's 'omfgpowarful' physics, they still can't get water right. Looks like like they tweaked some particle physics instead of truly trying to make it flow like water.
Props to the video-maker for originality, and funny choreography, though.
ChrowX
Dual45s
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Look out for that wave behind you!
Dual45s
PlayerX
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
The part where they all dove off the side of a pier into the water, one after the other, was just killer.
PlayerX
maiky-nisute
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
where are the plummer's when you need them >.<
maiky-nisute
Sabre_Justice: Look, I have a long name too! Yay! I'm such a tre
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@rebelphoenix: Hey, I've played the demo and it's not bad at all. Once you figure out all your fancy abilities, you feel like the bloody Predator picking off hapless soldiers one by one...
What other game can you pick off soldiers one by one, slip into cloak as the lone surviver looks around for you, then grab him by the throat and hurl him 20 feet into the air...
Sabre_Justice: Look, I have a long name too! Yay! I'm such a trend whore!
rebelphoenix
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Too bad the game itself sucks.
rebelphoenix
dunetiger
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Finally a Crysis clip with appropriate music. If I hear another lame band attempt to pass itself as rock, I will... click on more videos!
dunetiger
Codexx
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I want to buy this game...
And play it on my computer.
Actually, I just want the editor. I <3 Editors. And there's finally a decent FPS editor.
Codexx
dowingba
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@johnnywashngo: lol
dowingba
Mentalist-air
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Now people are recreating the Asian Tsunami in Crysis, just like they recreated the September 11th attacks in MS Flight Sim?
Ban these sick "games", for trivialising the deaths of innocents!
Mentalist-air
johnnywashngo
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
The sand in the clip gives the water a kind of golden tint akin to a golden shower.
johnnywashngo
biznatch
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
@Gunhaver: QFT
So True, this is the ultimate "shits and giggles project!"
biznatch
KaneTaker
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Even with the sound off, that was COOL. It may not have been that impressive in an "oh my GOD AMAZING" way, but in a holy crap, thats a GAME?! way it totally succeeds. Never seen a tsunami rendered in real time like that.
KaneTaker
J-Fro
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Funny stuff. I wanna see "Ragdoll Diving" at the next olympics.
J-Fro
Atheist Jew
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Holy christ, that tsunami effect was fantastic. I really want the script for that.
Atheist Jew
CarbonFalcon
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I liked the synchronized swimming, but my favorite part was the house getting hit by the massive tsunami wave. Maybe they could run prediction programs to figure out where problem areas are in areas at risk to tsunami or hurricane.
CarbonFalcon
kcgig101
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
That was awesome.i really like the part where they all dive in.
kcgig101
Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
That was funny! Good stuff.
Shindokie: Kotaku's Whore
Witzbold
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
lol that was brilliant!
I so want that gun
Witzbold
argh
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Cute.
argh
bangbangblah
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I wish they had that in hi-def.
bangbangblah
Taco Bellâ„¢
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Are we one step closer to dynamic water simulations in all games? Hmm?
Taco Bellâ„¢
ShaggE
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
That was hilarious. Lulz were had.
ShaggE
NitrousO
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
That engine is bizarre and amazing at the same time.
NitrousO
Bisu
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
sweet video
Bisu
Gunhaver
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
im pretty sure you'll see this video in the dictionary under the definition of "for shits and giggles".
Gunhaver
kirstpo
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Man I appreciate the background music and synchronization. I hate it when video posters use loud horrible metal music in their videos.
kirstpo
FlashIV
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Oh man, when those guys ragdolled into the water...I nearly wet myself
FlashIV
TheCleaningGuy: is Maximum Risky!
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I didn't quite get it.
Needs more explosions.
What amazes me was how bad the water effects looked (they're so pretty ingame!).
TheCleaningGuy: is Maximum Risky!
huginn
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
This is a new gaming Olympic sport in the making.
Synchronized Gaming.
Utterly 'classic'
huginn
Krytha
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I feel like I just watched something dirty.
Krytha
magically_delicious
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I enjoy circus music. or do i? time to die computer!
magically_delicious
Nickatiah
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
God is this CRY engine gonna become the new Source in a few years?
Nickatiah
mechis
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I can't wait till these physics are considered obsolete. That'll be a good day.
mechis
Dudemeister
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Greatest Crysis video I've seen. So well choreographed and the music actually matches instead of having a random Linkin' Park song cut off in the middle ambiguously.
Dudemeister
Katorok
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
How do they do this?!
Katorok
ABigSmall
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Hahaha, I love the Mickey Mousing. :D
ABigSmall
Fyren
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Also, I will always have a soft spot for Daioh
Fyren
KeithCourage
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
thumbs up Nobuo music :)
KeithCourage
FLYBOY611
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
That was cool but not as cool as the "boxes n' nukes" one
FLYBOY611
Dudemeister
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Omg running around shooting water up into the air paired with the jaunty tune made me lol.
Dudemeister
deathsyth8888
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Now if only they can add some kind of slip and slide item or simulator. Yeah, that would be awesome.
deathsyth8888
Molbork
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
I give it a 8.1 with a bonus point for the "O Brother where art thou" finally.
Molbork
Thassodar
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Holy shit that was HOT!
(Watersports)
Thassodar
TiKiMaN1
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
ROFL!! Well that was hilarious! :D
TiKiMaN1
skitzogreg
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
So... I laughed. Umm... am I human, you know, for laughing at fake digital Crysis characters? I'm going to go eat something now.
skitzogreg
dowingba
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Nice. I had been wondering why there was so much hype about Cryengine when I hadn't even seen the obligatory "how's the water look?" that every other new game engine goes through.
dowingba
dirkxxdiggler
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Ummm...cool, sorta.
dirkxxdiggler
Fyren
Posted 5:06 PM 16/2/08
Yes. No morez boxez!!
Very creative and excellent score!, Two thumbs up!.
Fyren