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Week in Games: Patapon Edition
Posted by Flynn De Marco at 12:55 PM on February 25, 2008
Quite a few titles out this week but I only have eyes and ears for one game... Patapon. I'll also be checking out Lost Planet on my PS3 if i can manage to tear myself away from my little rhythmic friends. What's on your list this week?
Patapon (PSP)
Action plus rhythm plus great art style equals awesome.
Frontlines: Fuel of War (X360, PC)
Battle for control of the earth's depleted natural resources.
Lost: Via Domus (X360, PC, PS3)
Solve the mysteries of the island.
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty (X360, PC, PS3)
The Nazi's won WWII and boy are we in trouble.
Naruto: Ninja Destiny (DS)
A Naruto 3D fighter for your DS
The Sims 2: FreeTime (PC)
Exactly what the Sims need. More free time. Bastards.
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition (PS3)
The world of giant bugs comes to the PS3.
Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed (WII)
Aliens and penis jokes: a winning combination.
Mazes of Fate DS (DS)
Determine your fate in this RPG with mazes.
Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None (WII)
Live (or die) through Agatha Christie's greatest mystery.
ArmA: Gold Edition (PC)
ArmA: Armed Assault and ArmA: Queen's Gambit together again for the first time.
Heavenly Guardian (PS2)
Animated 2D shooter action.
Puzzle Guzzle (PSP)
Guzzle this puzzle!

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Justin
Posted March 15, 2008 9:46 PM
Shame the australian price is an UNBELIEVABLE 3x the US price .. 19.99 in the US, and 59.95 in australia. That is crazy.
bornonce
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
From what I understand, the Turning Point game has been completely revamped from the demo, and looks much better. I actually like the concept, so I will give the game a chance.
As far as Frontlines, goes, I liked the demo, thought the graphics were excellent (on a CRT HDTV), and think that the storyline is topical and interesting enough to give the game a chance. I have learned enough not to judge a game by its demo.
bornonce
TearsandScreams
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon. Despite pretty much promising i won't buy any more games for a long while...it just isn't right to ignore such a thing.
TearsandScreams
quen
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Jesus Christ: Are there any actual reviews of the Agatha Christie game (specific to the Wii version)?
I'd get it, but I have a feeling it'll be two hours long and maybe not have had too much care applied to its development. So, a review would be nice...
quen
Rebochan
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
The Sims ate my soul years ago.
Naturally, the expansion is on pre-order.
I am a Sim-slave.
Rebochan
tei15
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
PATAPON!! and probably lost: via domus
tei15
coach_mcguirk
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon makes me want a PSP and that's PATA-WRONG!
coach_mcguirk
sexdrugsandps3
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
think i'll take "lost" for a spin...just gonna hit it and quit it...one night is all she gets...
sexdrugsandps3
Alazar
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Out of these, maybe Patapon. From the european releases this week however, I've already ordered Lost Odyssey and will soon order No More Heroes and Persona 3.
Alazar
the-red-terror
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
None of these games are on my list. This week is devoted to the Zelda Collector's Edition I found in a local EB for $25!
the-red-terror
Youlikeyams
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
DON DON-DON DON-DON!
Youlikeyams
Fyren
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@baked ham: Yea. Get it. It should sit there with olympus and patapwn.
Fyren
theflux
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Pata pata pata PON!
theflux
Evo
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Anthropomancer: Download the US demo and find out for yourself instead of bitching about it.
Evo
Neon
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
...Well looks like its time to finish Pheonix wright off, before smash is released, while resiting the urge to buy a lost game
Neon
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Kyle81: I wanted to try the demo, but it was one of those gold member only things at the time. Perhaps I should try it now, since that exclusive period should be over.
Witzbold
Mr. Fap☆Fap!
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Oh, if only they'd change the word 'Puzzle' to 'Cum'...then you'd have the greatest title for a game ever.
Anyway, a bunch of crap this week to me. Patapon will be great, but I'll probably never play it, sadly.
Mr. Fap☆Fap!
DTJAAAAM
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Two budget games for me, Heavenly Guardian and Patapon.
DTJAAAAM
symphony_of_the_night
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I will definitely play patapon, i bought a psp to play it :P
And another game that i will play is Lost : via Domus, but only because im a big fan of the show, im not expecting the game to be as good anyways but i hope it has a good story
symphony_of_the_night
Dudemeister
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon of course. :D
Also, holy shit Lost is coming out already?! Feels kinda soon...
Dudemeister
Kyle81
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Wth no Frontlines PC demo till march 11? what a load of crap.
@Witzbold: Ew did you try the turning point demo? Ugh it's pretty bad. Interesting concept for a setting but it just.... meh.
Kyle81
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@baked ham: If you are a fan of FFVII get it, if not its nothing to lose sleep over. ;D
I personally dont own it but know folks who do. Real nice graphics and good music though.
Then again Im not a huge fan of FFVII asides from Yuffie so. :D
Witzbold
Dr.Chocobo
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Hmm, And Then There Were None?
I mean if you read the book couldn't you accuse the guy like in the first 30 seconds of the game?
=P
Dr.Chocobo
baked ham
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Definitely getting Pata Pata Pata Pon.
Looking forward to Chains of Olympus in March.
Anybody who played the Japanese Crisis Core... is it as good as I've heard some say, or as bad as I've heard others say? I'm enticed, but I'm not sure if I'll get it yet...
baked ham
psycoking
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Hmm... Pata Pon, Lost Planet, oh, and that Heavenly Guardian game looks cool...
They all come out on Tuesday, but I don't get paid till Friday...
this is a problem
psycoking
DragonSphere
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
It was a pretty good weekend of games for me already: snagged some PS2 RPG's I've been meaning to get into - Xenosaga II (6 bucks!) and Valkyrie Profile 2 (13 bucks!) - and went ahead to take advantage of a sale at Target and nabbed Warhawk, with help from a coupon, for $35.
That, and both Patapon and God of War are coming for the PSP in the next week and a half....I think my wallet is going to need a break
DragonSphere
Thoas
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon FTW!
Thoas
Soyerz
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Dont really know what Patapon is so Im downloading the demo right now in hope of a great game!
Soyerz
Morphine16
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
PATA-PATA-PATA-PON!!!
Morphine16
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Oh crap I might have to buy turning point also. D:::
Witzbold
weasl
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon and Lost Planet for me, possibly Lost if the reviews aren't too scathing.
weasl
Fierfaerie
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
PATAPON!!!
I wanted this game since they announced it. To me it's a spiritual successor to Loco Roco, with amazing art, interesting gameplay, and awesome music/sounds.
Mazes of Fate sounds interesting as well, but I haven't even been able to pick up Professor Layton and I really, really want it. Damn sucky paychecks....good thing Patapon is affordable!!
Fierfaerie
Samos42
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I'll check out Frontlines and Turning Point if I have time.
Samos42
Jesus Christ
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
So is there anyone out there that's actually considering And Then There Were None....?
Jesus Christ
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@jayntampa: Oh man Pocky and Rocky so could start fights with friends lol. Even more so on the raft stage where you could knock eachother off by accident. ;D
Witzbold
jayntampa
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I'm getting Patapon, Frontlines, and Heavenly Guardian -- Heavenly Guardian is basically a new version of Pocky and Rocky!!! I loved those games on the SNES!
jayntampa
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@v-rus: You mean PSP right?
Witzbold
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Kyle81: Yeah if there was one thing I was really worried about Frontlines was the framerate. Since as you stated it was kinda inconsistant in the demo.
Witzbold
J0hnny-Kickass
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
"ArmA: Armed Assault and ArmA: Queen's Gambit together again for the first time."
Together AGAIN for the first time? That don't make no sense Flynn
J0hnny-Kickass
CONFUSEDgam3r
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@cduran02: @Figroti: @Evo:
Hurray for Patapon! I've had it reserved since November and I've been waiting for it since it was announced.
Spank them Bottoms! indeed!
CONFUSEDgam3r
Kyle81
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Jon-Claw: Is there a PC demo of frontlines out? The 360 version's graphics just look very muddy and the framerate is very unstable.
Kyle81
Bernard McGraw
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Daaaamn, I didn't know Via Domus was coming out so soon. Is it a best kept secret like the show or does just nobody care about it? Either way I think I'm probably gonna get it whether it's good or not.
Bernard McGraw
v-rus
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
dear god, I want to get that game (Pata-pata-pata-pon!!)
But there is no way in hell that I'm getting a DS
v-rus
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB: Actually the patapons can only really go foward. The only time when they go backwards is when they regroup with the banner carrier and thats something done automatically. I do wish I could send them backwards on the map at times though. :x
Witzbold
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB: Oh yeah. Only the start of that gameplay. No tracing minigames or anything.
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Jesus Christ
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Big week for me. I'll be picking up Patapon, Frontlines, and Lost Planet.
Maybe even Agatha Christie.
Jesus Christ
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Anthropomancer: Here, I'll provide a random spout of gibberish that does explain the answer.
[kotaku.com]
See the gameplay for that game? Well, that's how you control units in Patapon.
Now imagine Disgaea or Final Fantasy Tactics. You tweak and twink your units like in that game.
Now imagine you're on a real time battelfield using the butt-biting rhythm to send the units forward and back, and to attack and defend.
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Kyle81: Indeed. If they had released it at 3000 yen Im sure it would have done much better.
Witzbold
KM91
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I wonder what Big Willy Unleashed is like.
KM91
kingclip
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Anthropomancer: It's hard to categorize -- it's kind of a side-scrolling, rythem based, strategy RPG.
kingclip
rebelphoenix
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Wasn't that game called lemmings when it first came out?
rebelphoenix
Anthropomancer
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Aaaaand yet again, nothing but random spouts of gibberish when I ask for a genuine reason to get Patapon. The world's first mass-lobotomising videogame!
Anthropomancer
kavits001
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon is a must. I'll also check out Turning Point.
kavits001
Figroti
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
My next few weeks will be PATAPWNED by Patapon.
And yes, I totally stole that.
:(
Figroti
MidnightScott17
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
You should include VC games =s
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards =P
MidnightScott17
Jon-Claw
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Pre-ordered Frontlines for PC today via D2D. The game looks pretty polished compared to the beta. Here's hoping it isn't a flop for me.
Jon-Claw
Keanu
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Pon Pon Pata Pon of course! Also going to try and wrap up a few games on the DS (Advance Wars DS really)
Keanu
Frank
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon happens to be the Tagalog word for "to throw away." Pronouncing the first syllable with a bit of emphasis makes it part of a request to throw something away.
Frank
sUKi
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon. but that Heavenly Guardian looks interesting. and Puzzle Guzzle.
sUKi
Peronthious
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Huzzah, Patapon. Mazes of Fate has also been looking mighty shiny; maze dungeon crawling ftw
Peronthious
Collapse The Control
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Frontlines has potential to be fun, being that graphics don't make a game great, but I would like to see how squad options will be before a purchase. I'm looking forward to Condemned 2, Bully & Rainbow Six Vegas 2.
Collapse The Control
kingclip
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
All over Patapon -- been playing the demo disk non-stop. I must admit, I might also buy that Lost game -- even if it's just OK, my girl and I are fans of the show and it gives us something to play together.
kingclip
Stormrider
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I really wish I had a PSP for Patapon, but I've been spending too much on games lately as it is, so I can't really afford to buy an entire new system right now.
Nothing more for me until Brawl is out in 2 weeks.
Stormrider
Ashkihyena
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Don't have a PSP, so I can't get that, it'll be TS2: Free Time for me though, everything else doesn't really interest me.
Ashkihyena
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Destroy All Humans? Is the Wii version any good?
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
-EDGE-
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Witzbold:
There is a MP Demo out, I won't ruin it for you ;)
-EDGE-
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@GUNDAM-RX-78-2: The garage is just superior to the headphones I have. They're Sony "offical" ones, and they are the shittiest headphones in existence.
How bad? You know how standard headphones have the audio jack thingy, it leads up on a cord to a thicker thingy, that splits into two for each headphone, right?
Well, the ones I have, for some insane reason, were place in a weird way. If you start at the thicker thingy at the center, there's definitely one side with one cord, and another side with two cords. The problem is, the two side has one headphone, and one line to the jack. The other side has the other headphone. And the headphone on the double side has a 2 inch cord. That means I have to play with my head at a 90 degree angle if I'm using the headphones.
I'm sticking with the garage for now.
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Archaotic
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I really want to try Patapon, but if the demo (which won't boot on my PSP for some insane reason) is any indication, I probably won't be able to.
On the plus side, I just traded in some games I'll never play again at my store, so now when Brawl hits I'll be getting the game for free!
Until then, though...it's Lost Odyssey and DMC4 for me, while I try to finish off Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations.
Archaotic
Aflack: Likes slushies
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@2NinjasTapedTogether:
Ha! I hear you. Soon my friend, soon.
I think I might just go ahead and buy Patapon and hold onto it until I get a PSP. I'd hate to see another great game fail like Okami.
Aflack: Likes slushies
Kyle81
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Witzbold: It tanking at that price point think has to do with us getting a bargain priced version.
Kyle81
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
You guys are seriously lucky at the 20$ price point for the game. Since over here it was around 40-45 when it released.
Witzbold
Evo
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
PATA-PATA-PATA-PON!! FEVEEEERRRR!!! Spank them bottoms!!
Evo
Struct09
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I bought my PataponStation Portable the other day, I'm ready!
Struct09
Muisee
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Bad week for every console, beck to Lost Odyssey.
Muisee
Snukadaman_
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
lost, patapon, and maybe front lines...that demo didnt do it no justice..in fact that turning point demo was terrible as well...but I might get it later after some reviews come in on the final build.
Snukadaman_
Redface, The Dark Messiah of Justice
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I told my mom about the Agatha Christie game and she flipped (in a good way). I think I might be getting a wii...
Redface, The Dark Messiah of Justice
DrakeLake
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Crosswayboy:
Stop that. Please. For the kittens.
DrakeLake
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB: WHOA! thats harsh.
Got headphones? Its not the same but it might be better than a garage. Unless the garage adds to the game which then ill have to try out.
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Witzbold
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Im still gonna get frontlines, since the backstory the devs created I thought was cool and want to support them for that.
Plus am curious to see how well MP plays.
Also if the SP side of the game has an actual story to it.
Witzbold
2NinjasTapedTogether
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
No Smash Bros yet? Fuck this week!
2NinjasTapedTogether
rebelphoenix
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Doesn't sound like a good week for anyone really.
rebelphoenix
Doomstink
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
LOST, Patapon, and Sims 2: Freetime (for my girlfriend). First week of the year I'll be buying something.
I've been anxiously awaiting the LOST game and I can't really resist Patapon at the 19.99 price point, what with all the positive reviews it has been getting. Sims 2, meh, I won't be playing it, but anything to get my girlfriend to game is worth it (even though Sims doesn't really count).
Doomstink
IntelSilver
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I shall be Patapon's slave.
IntelSilver
Xaltmas
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Unfortunately I haven money for Patapon, so it looks like more Sonic Adventure.
Xaltmas
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Ugh...Patapon is finally coming out? This does not bode well for me.
When I started playing the demo, I played it for so long and loud that my family got mad and locked me in the garage.
And now I'm going to have to go back in there. But it's worth it.
Patapon!
Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB
-EDGE-
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@ $19.99 Patapon will own my soul this week!
-EDGE-
Fyren
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
I hope many many people buy Frontline: Fuels of War.
Like hundred thousand+, so the servers will be somewhat full.
Fyren
Saint Anima: Kotaku's Poetic Massacre
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Time to get Patapon. A must buy for any PSP owner, it seems. Damn the Zigaton Tribe!
Saint Anima: Kotaku's Poetic Massacre
jacksons98
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Getting Patapon Monday for sure and the price of $20 is appreciated as well.
jacksons98
Anthropomancer
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@chainlink13: The fact that the vocals are squeaky, annoying, and repeated throughout the entire game.
Anthropomancer
chainlink13
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
@Anthropomancer: What part of Pon Pon Pata Pon, Pata Pata Pata Pon, and Chaka Chaka Pata Pon does not excite you?
chainlink13
Crosswayboy
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
PATA
PATA
PATA
PWN
I love this game.
Crosswayboy
KenogaBrave
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
don't everybody forget (pocky/rocky) heavenly guardian. Oh, and PATA PATA PATA PON!
KenogaBrave
Trickmil
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Is it bad that the game I'm looking forward to most is the lost game only in the hopes that I learn something new about the TV show?
And by learn something new I mean read online about how the video game reveals things.
Trickmil
Anthropomancer
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Seriously, what is the obsession with Patapon? Somebody convince me to buy the game, please. I want to be in the loop!
Anthropomancer
nukednova
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
After leeching off my brothers PSP every now and then for this long, I think its time I get one and Patapon so I don't have to fight him for playing time.
nukednova
Maldron
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Chaka Chaka Pata Pon.
Maldron
MrMcdoobie
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon!!!!!!
It's sad, but I visit the site just to hear the addictive "PON PON PATA PON" chant. Then my family and girlfriend have it stuck in their heads.
MrMcdoobie
Peryite
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon.
No question. 20 bucks is a steal for that little gem.
Peryite
Lezard
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
And after a quick check on Wikipedia, my face is red. Baroque doesn't come out until mid-March. Oh well.
Lezard
Lezard
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Damn. I thought Baroque was hitting this week. I guess I must have been mistaken.
Lezard
resetbutton
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
patapon!!!!
resetbutton
White-Sharingan
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon FTW ;)
White-Sharingan
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
When they announced the Wii I was the first to say it needed an Agatha Christie game.
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
DrakeLake
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Have to get Patapon like I said I would.
DrakeLake
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
PATA PATA PATA PON!
The game gets frustrating since i got no rythm.
Good thing the screen lights up though! :D
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
cduran02
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Pata Pata Pata Pon.......
Pon Pon Pata Pon....
cduran02
chenry
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Bad week for the X360
chenry
Kyle81
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Patapon for sure.
Frontlines, meh. Tried the 360 demo and was not impressed, it's basically battlefield with drones. Graphics are also very uneven.... maybe the PC version is sharper looking and smoother running?
Kyle81
Luv2Hate
Posted 8:07 PM 3/3/08
Beating DMC4 on Son Of Sparda mode, eeking out all of the achievements on Rez HD, and playing through Mass Effect for the second time.
Could Patapon and GoW convince me to buy a PSP? Hmm..
Luv2Hate