March 14, 2008

announcements

How'd You Find Kotaku?

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 11:40 PM on March 14, 2008

ALL YOU BASTARDS EVER DO IS TAKE, TAKE, TAKE. Now, it's our turn. We're introducing a new semi-regular feature here on Kotaku called "Tell Us Dammit". How it works: We ask a question, you answer it. Simple and no strings attached! This isn't some marketing survey or whatever. It's an emotional investment in you. Yes, we're interesting in knowing you, Kotaku reader person. You probably know fucktons about us — more than you even want to, we're sure. But, hey, we'd like to know about you. That way you won't be some faceless blob — and we might feel a tinge of guilt when we ban your arse. Or not, because really we're incapable of human emotion. Whichever!

Question: How'd you find Kotaku?

Me? At one time, I was a Kotaku reader. Found the site through Gizmodo. Like, back in 2004 or early 2005. You know, when the site was pretty much just Crecente. Good times!

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xbox 360

Mr. Driller Online Screens

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 11:20 PM on March 14, 2008

Bandai Namco has released screens of upcoming Xbox LIVE Arcade title Mr. Driller Online. The game features single player and multiplayer drilling modes that include tag team multiplayer. The game has "Standard Driller" with stages divided into 100m sections by large blocks and "Quest Driller" with, well, quests. Nice to see Bandai Namco bring Mr. Driller online. Really nice.

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Mr. Driller Online [Game Watch Impress]

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playstation 3

Ready at Dawn Boss Hates Gimmicks, Lurves PS3

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 11:00 PM on March 14, 2008

Ready at Dawn doesn't pussyfoot around. So ask Ready at Dawn honcho Didier Malenfant who he thinks will win this generation, and damn skippy, dude will tell you: "PS3 will win this generation when all is said and done..." He added that Microsoft has made a "dent" and Nintendo is targeting a different market and isn't comparable. (Take that Nintendo Wii and Xbox 360!) So what does Malenfant think about the current state of gaming:

Every generation we get to hear the same BS as to how everything is going to be revolutionised and things that we thought never possible will now take place. And of course, there's a kernel of truth in that and the technology does get better with every new platform, but what I care about is good games, whether they're 'next-gen' or not. So, yeah, some of those things will happen and some of them might be cool or some might suck. But none of them make a game. No stupid gimmicks or marketing buzzwords will save a bad game.
Agree? Disagree? Discuss!
Ready at Dawn Interview [Next Gen] [Pic]

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wii

Microtransactions Come To The Wii

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 10:30 PM on March 14, 2008

Don't kid yourselves with the Wii's cute, cuddly exterior. Nintendo, and anyone else publishing on the console, are as thirsty for your cash money as any other company on Earth. So when you read this post and learn that Namco Bandai are bringing microtransactions to the WiiWare service (users can buy additional stages for word-puzzler Mojipittan), do us all a favour and don't act so surprised. You had to know this day was coming.
Go online with WiiWare and Mojipittan Wii [Siliconera]

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pc

Mass Effect 2 Is Coming to PCs (Surprise!)

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 10:00 PM on March 14, 2008

With Xbox 360 title Mass Effect coming to PCs this May, logic tells that Mass Effect 2 is going to eventually hit PCs. That's common sense! But when? Matt Atwood from developer BioWare says:

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first person shooter

Valve Price, Show Off Remnants Of The Orange Box

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 9:30 PM on March 14, 2008

What you already know is that Valve is splitting the Orange Box up on April 9. The PC version, anyways. It's had a good run as a compilation, but there's money to be made separating the HL2 episodes from the multiplayer shooter from the award-winning mind-fuck, so it's time for the games to say their goodbyes. What you didn't know was how much the individual titles would cost, or what they'd look like freed from that awful "greatest hits" boxart. So arm yourself with these facts: Portal will be $US 20, Team Fortress 2 $US 30 and the HL2 "Episode Pack" (which includes Episodes 1 & 2) $US 30. As for the individual covers, well, those are below.

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humour

Unbelievably Fake Australian Game Journalist Fight

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 9:00 PM on March 14, 2008

This "fight" "broke out" at some Australian "press event" for Sierra's The Bourne Conspiracy. It's fake. Set-up. Phony. Besides, Australians don't shove, knee and flail. Oh, no, they slug.

Watch Australian Games Journalists Fighting [videogaming247]


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industry news

Sony Pictures Man Quits To Form Games Studio

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 8:30 PM on March 14, 2008

First things first: Yair Landau is perhaps the best name of all time. Second things second: Yair Landau, formerly of Sony Pictures, has left both Sony and the movie business behind, and will instead be focusing on setting up a studio described as "a new games and animation venture to develop and produce content for use across all media". I have my suspicions about vaguely-worded things like that, but hey, how can a guy with the name Yair Landau get things wrong?
Sony Picture's Landau Planning Games Startup [Next-Gen]

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arcade

Tekken 6 Not Coming to American Arcades

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 8:00 PM on March 14, 2008

Right now, the arcade version of Tekken 6 is in loads of places, like NOT AMERICA and NOT AMERICA. Apparently, it's going to stay that way! While the game is most certainly coming to American consoles, it seems that it will not be coming to American arcades. Nothing has been officially announced, but Tekken site SD Tekken points out various reasons why the game won't be coming to American arcades, including the fact that Namco USA no longer has an arcade division and that the US arcade scene is pretty much, well, dead. Still, the cabinets are being imported. So far, Tekken 6 is playable at an arcade in Houston. Americans willing to mingle with Canadians will be happy to find the game in arcades north of the border.
Tekken 6 [SD Tekken via Arcade Renaissance]

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playstation 3

PAL PlayStation Store Update

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 7:30 PM on March 14, 2008

[Insert disparaging comment about lack of content on PAL PlayStation Store here] [Insert comment about superiority of American and Japanese PlayStation Stores here] [List highlights soul-crushingly sparse content of weekly PAL PlayStation Store here] [Instruct all readers still intent on picking through the scraps of the update to click through for full details of the week's content]

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fighting

Real Life Dhalsim

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 7:00 PM on March 14, 2008

This is not news. I repeat, NOT NEWS. Still, it's a pretty great pic. Here, we get a real life look at Down + Fierce Punch (in the air). Somehow, this pic so makes me want to watch Master of the Flying Guillotine again.
Yoga Yoga Yoga [Capcom Blog]

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xbox 360

Fable 2 Brings Gigolos To The 360

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 6:30 PM on March 14, 2008

My hat's off to Lionhead for setting a game around the 15th-16th century. It's a refreshing change from castles and post-apocalyptic wastelands. Not as refreshing as this latest piece of art for the game, however, which feature this strapping young gentlemen offering his...services. Sure, games have featured proponents of the world's oldest profession before, but not to this level of gender equality. Course, I could be horribly mistaken. Getting "It" could mean the procurement of simple weapons and/or potions, but...it probably doesn't.
Community Call: Episode Six [Lionhead]

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xbox 360

Bionic Commando Producer Chimes In About XBLA Limits

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 6:00 PM on March 14, 2008

Microsoft's willing to bend the rules! As we posted earlier, the 150 MB file limit that's standard for Xbox LIVE Arcade titles has been ditched for Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix and Bionic Commando Rearmed. This ensures that Xbox 360 owners and PS3 owners don't get vastly different games. Does this mean Microsoft is setting a new policy? That the 150 MB limit is a thing of the past? For now, probably not. Though, Bionic Commando producer Ben Judd does think it's important for Microsoft to look at each Arcade title individually, and apparently Microsoft is doing just that. Says Judd:

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third person shooter

Two New Grand Theft Auto IV Screens Surface

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 5:19 PM on March 14, 2008

Oh, goody. MTV posted two exclusive Grand Theft Auto IV screens. That's one of them up there! There's an explosion. Hit the jump for the other.

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playstation 3

WipeOut HD Hopefully Coming In "Q2"

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 4:58 PM on March 14, 2008

You can keep your Pixeljunks and your skydivings and your ridiculously-spelled fl0wing. There's only one PSN game I'm interested in. And that's WipeOut HD (OK, that and Everyday Shooter). While previous press material had the game pegged for a Q4 release (nnnoooooooo!), SCEE reps have today said they're actually aiming for a Q2 release (yyyyaaayyyyy!).
SCEE "targetting Q2″ for WipEout HD [VG247]

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retro

Pontiac Ad Does Spy Hunter Oh So Right

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 4:57 PM on March 14, 2008


Holy. Crap. This Pontiac G8 spot isn't a good ad, this is a great ad. The most amazing thing? It's a Pontiac ad. Yes, yes, we know. Oh, should you feel like reading more about this car, sister site Jalopnik has you covered.

Thanks, Josh!

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playstation 3

Victorians Can Get Rock Band PS3 Too

Australian Post Posted by Logan Booker at 4:45 PM on March 14, 2008

rockband_small_1.jpgTurns out the now-famous GameTraders in Perth isn't the only store selling Rock Band PS3 bundles.

Independent retailer Game Mania, based in Ringwood, Victoria, also has it in stock, according to Costa Gavras (who I'm assuming runs the business).

As with GameTraders, the price is $399, so consider your purchase wisely.

Anyone know of somewhere in NSW that's stocked up on Rock Band packs? Because we'd love to hear from you...

real time strategy

Watch Nine Minutes Of Starcraft 2's Protoss

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 3:30 PM on March 14, 2008


As far as Starcraft 2 clips go, the Terrans are OK, I guess, but they're so...boring. And primitive. Like space-faring savages. It's much nicer watching nine minutes of gameplay footage featuring the refined Protoss faction instead, complete with soothing, educational voice-over work. Sure, it may be "old", but a lot of people haven't seen it, so up it goes.

third person shooter

EA Say Region-Locked Multiplayer Isn't Company Policy

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 3:20 PM on March 14, 2008

Heeeey, wait a minute. If Army of Two's multiplayer was (apparently) region-locked due to - what amounts to - lag between international players, does that mean future EA games will be doing the same thing?

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fashion

Super Mario... Corset?

Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 3:00 PM on March 14, 2008

Gaming themed shirts? Check. Gaming themed socks? Ditto. Gaming themed corsets? Hrm. This must be a first for Kotaku: a Mario corset. From the Etsy page:

A supercute corset made from alternating RARE & vintage Super Mario Brothers and red & white polka dot print fabric, topped off with bias tape flanking the bodice, a delicate sweetheart-shaped bustline, two polka dot ribbon bows, crude contrast stitching and silver metal grommets in the back so you can lace up! FULLY boned for support.
Fully what? Hit the jump for view of the back.

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xbox 360

360 To Get 1000th Game By Summer

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 3:00 PM on March 14, 2008

Seems like only yesterday that I'd walk into an EB Games, stroll over to the 360 section and see...The Outfit, 99 Nights and a couple of pre-owned copies of Kameo. Not anymore. These days it's pretty much a grown-up console! According to Microsoft Europe's Chris Lewis, the 1000th 360 game will be released this summer, a figure that includes both boxed and downloadable titles. Keep on truckin, MS!
Xbox games library to hit 1,000 this summer [MCV]

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pc

Insecticide Info Dump

Posted by Tori Floyd at 2:40 PM on March 14, 2008


If you've been buggin' for a new action adventure game, it may be time to check out Insecticide for PC and DS. The game takes you on an adventure through the seedy underworld of insect culture, playing an insect cop and her partner, solving crimes as only insects can. I suggest developing compound eyes for taking in all the vids, art, and screens of the game, after the jump.

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xbox 360

Bionic Commando Not Gimped On XBLA, Either

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 2:20 PM on March 14, 2008

Yesterday, we learned that, thanks to "great help from the guys at Microsoft" (ie a free pass to exceed XBLA's file-size limit), SFII HD was coming to the 360 in exactly the same form as it will on PS3. Good news which today continues over to anyone wondering the same thing after similar problems were encountered during development of Bionic Commando Rearmed. While Capcom's Ben Judd originally said the 360 version of the platforming rehash would be compromised, Capcom's Chris Kramer has today said the same exemption applies to SFII HD would also apply to Bionic Commando:

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industry news

Sony Responds To February NPD Sales, Seems Pleased

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 2:00 PM on March 14, 2008

The PlayStation 2 certainly went beyond our own expectations last month, but even Sony says that its February sales from the NPD Group were a "surprise and delight." On the PlayStation 3 front, the company rubs its PlayStation 3 sales in Microsoft's face, starting off its statement with mention of the "sales eclipse" the console had over the Xbox 360. Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

Some quick addition on Sony's part reveals that, with the help of the PSP, 875,969 hardware units across the PlayStation family were sold to gamers in the US of A. It capitalises on another carefully chosen figure, pointing to $US 511 million in sales across the brand, more than Microsoft and Nintendo.

The official statement puts a big focus on the future, with CEO Jack Tretton quoted as saying "Consumers are recognising the tremendous value of PS3 and we believe that Blu-ray becoming the high-def format of choice was the tipping point for many consumers. With monster titles like Gran Turismo 5 Prologue and Grand Theft Auto IV launching in April and Metal Gear Solid 4 in June, we're demonstrating this is the year for PS3". Hurrah! The whole thing is below.

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industry news

Microsoft Responds To February NPD Sales, Seems Pleased

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 1:40 PM on March 14, 2008

Well, maybe "pleased" isn't the right word, as the official statement from Microsoft reads a bit flustered, urges calm, reiterating its "supply constrained situation" with the Xbox 360. MS argues that what makes a winning platform isn't just console sales—it's consoles, content and community. Feel better?

If not, the numbers are still solid, with $US 332 million of February's spending going toward Xbox 360 product. That, Microsoft says, represents 39% of the generation's "ecosystem." Yes, PR does sound like fun, you're not imagining things. Microsoft also touts its spectacular software to hardware attach rate (7.2 to 1, if you're keeping track) which is double that of the PlayStation 3 and Wii.

The company knows that its software sales are where the real action is, pointing out its presence in the top ten and $US 184 million in Xbox 360 game spending. The whole statement, which prides itself on providing insight on "the gaming ecosystem from a different perspective" is after this.

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industry news

Nintendo Responds To February NPD Sales, Seems Pleased

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 1:20 PM on March 14, 2008

With over a million hardware units sold across the Wii and Nintendo DS, nearly half of all hardware, Nintendo seems to be pretty stoked about the February it had. Software-wise, the company's own Wii Play continues to astound, pushing big Wii remote numbers. Sega and Activision saw big numbers on its DS and Wii platforms, respectively, which means another big fat third party royalty check is on its way.

Cammie Dunaway, Nintendo of America's executive vice president of Sales & Marketing seemed most excited about everyone's favourite unquantifiable measurement, "momentum".

Nintendo reveals a handful of new numbers, showing that gamers snapped up 3.6 million Nintendo DS games and 2.9 million Wii games last month. Approximately 1.7 million accessories were purchased for Wii, with 1.2 million for the DS. That's an amazing amount of styli. Congrats, Nintendo!

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first person shooter

Legendary Info Dump

Posted by Tori Floyd at 1:00 PM on March 14, 2008

For those of you who have grown weary of the typical WWII or sci-fi shooter, EIEIO's Legendary may be the answer to your prayers. After unwittingly opening Pandora's box, the thief Deckard is the only one who can seal it again, and he faces many nasty, gnarly creatures along the way. Feast your eyes on this collection of gameplay, screenshots, and concept art - much like the werewolves and slew of other monsters will soon be feasting on your head.

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US PlayStation Store Update: Themes!

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 12:40 PM on March 14, 2008

If you're looking for freebies, look no further than this week's North American PlayStation Store update. Free tracks from the Dropkick Murphys for Guitar Hero III and five new themes make it worth the firmware upgrade to browse the store. Sports fans get a new demo and a pair of PlayStation Network titles get some add-on content. Make the jump for the full list of new virtual goodies.

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real world

Disgaea Anime Coming May 14

Australian Post Posted by Logan Booker at 12:30 PM on March 14, 2008

disgaea_anime_1.jpgI was casually flicking through Madman's latest DVD catalogue when I noticed the company will have the Disgaea anime available from May 14 via its online store. Yes, May is a while away, but a heads-up now is better than none at all. That's what I've been told anyway.

The three-disc set will demand $49.95 from your wallet/purse/trust fund, and includes the English trailer, Japanese and music promos and "special talks", which I'm assuming are interviews of some description. For the purists, there are Japanese and English dubs as well as English subtitles.

We'll be sure to put together a giveaway closer to the release date, so keep an eye (or even two) out for that.

Disgaea Collection [Madman]

real world

Missing Marine With Call Of Duty Connection Found Dead

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 12:03 PM on March 14, 2008

Eric Hall, the United States marine who went missing in February, suspected of suffering from an episode related to post traumatic stress disorder that was theorised to have been brought on by Call Of Duty has been found dead. According to reports from Tampa Bay Online, Hall's death is thought to have been accidental, the result of smoke inhalation from a roadside fire.

Hall was 24 years old. His parents expressed their wish to raise awareness of the impact of post traumatic stress disorder in their statement to the media. Our collective condolences go out to Hall's family.

Parents Of Marine Found Dead Seek PTSD Awareness [Tampa Bay Online]

mobile

Buy Dodo Mobile, Get PS3 For $99

Australian Post Posted by Logan Booker at 11:30 AM on March 14, 2008

ps3_small_left.jpgFrom the looks of this page, if you're willing to sign a mobile phone contract and fork over $49.90, not only will you receive a plan from Dodo with $320 worth of credit, but the option to buy a PS3 for a measly $99.

Interested parties will need to fill out a form on the promo page, after which a Dodo representative will drop you a line. The page doesn't mention which model of PS3 is up for grabs, so be sure to ask when they give you a call. I'm guessing it's the 40GB version.

Oh, have a close read of the fine print - not only because there's a lot of it, but I'd hate for you to miss this little detail:

3) Minimum cost over 24 months is $1,197.60. 4) A delivery fee of $29.90 applies.
$29.90 delivery? Madness!

Okay, I was really referring to the $1200 minimum cost. So if you're only in the market for a PS3, you're probably better off buying one with an extra controller and a game or two.

PS3 for only $99 on $49.90 Cap [Dodo, thanks Luke & Adam]

xbox 360

Velvet Assassin Info Dump

Posted by Brian Crecente at 11:26 AM on March 14, 2008


Velvet Assassin has been getting some facetime recently on various sites, but I hadn't checked it out till this morning, so forgive my surprise that the main character in a World War II shooter is a woman. How cool is that. And she doesn't have to use her moody powers to blow shit up, just old-fashioned bad-arse-atude. I see potential, but of course it's far too ambiguous to tell at this stage. Besides the whole woman as the lead character angel, the game features a nice mix of assassinations and sabotage, all set in "hyper-realistic, dreamlike settings that are modelled after actual WWII locations". WTF? I've never thought of World War II battlegrounds as "dreamlike".

The game includes a dozen levels and a variety of weapons and stealth gadgets.

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industry news

U.S. Game Industry Pulled In $US 1.33 Billion In February

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 11:22 AM on March 14, 2008

February was a what financial experts call a "damn good month" for the video game industry, with $US 1.33 billion in sales, according to the NPD Group. That's better than January's take and a 34% boost over the previous February. The billion-plus haul was made possible by $US 480 million hardware spending, $US 668.7 million in software spending and $US 185.3 million spent on accessories. That's a lot of millions.

The year to date sales, just January and February, are 12% above the same period in 2007, according to NPD analyst Anita Frazier. Industry sales indicates things aren't slowing, even as the US economy shows signs of softening. And good for them, I say. Who doesn't love to see billions of dollars going to our entertainers?

industry news

Call Of Duty 4 Sheds No Tears, Holds On To Number One Software Spot

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 10:51 AM on March 14, 2008

Infinity Ward continues to take down the competition on the software side, with Call of Duty 4 for the Xbox 360 narrowly outselling Devil May Cry 4 in February. Capcom's decision to go multiplatform for its newest stylish action game was clearly a smart one, with the 360 version outselling its PlayStation 3 sibling by a good 60,000 copies.

The month saw some impressive debuts, including strong sales for Lost Odyssey and Turok. Wii Play and Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games continue to be lapped up by the masses, with Guitar Hero III and Rock Band taking the open slots on the top ten. Numbers are after this.

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announcements

Wrap-o-matic: Thursday Night

Australian Post Posted by Logan Booker at 10:42 AM on March 14, 2008

Capcom Digital Day 08 Roundup
Galleries, galleries and more galleries from Capcom's Digital Day. Bionic Commando Rearmed, 1942: Joint Strike and Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3 await.

Frankenreview: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
Kotaku's Frankenreview of Super Smash Bros. Brawl - it's the only review you need.

EA Talks About Their "Tender" Offer and a Line in the Sand
Take-Two: Just Say No (To EA)
EA's Take-Two Takeover Goes Hostile
Blow-by-blow coverage of the ongoing takeover action surrounding Take 2 Interactive and EA.

Army Of Two "Region Lock" Explained
Apparently it all has to do with lag. Yeah, I'm not buying it either.