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GTA Critic Politician In Prostitution Ring Bust
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 7:00 PM on March 11, 2008
New York Gov. and critic of video game sex Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a prostitution ring. He apparently paid for sex. Federal investigators caught Spitzer via a phone tap in which the Governor planned to have a prostitute travel from New York to Washington, where he was on business, away from his wife and family. It's against Federal law to bring someone across state lines for the express purpose of prostitution. As game site GamePolitics points out, during his 2006 campaign, Spitzer uttered these now ironic words:
Like all parents, I know it is increasingly difficult to protect our children from negative influences... We have learned that when self-regulation fails, government must step in... We must do more to protect our children from excessive sex and violence in the media... Media content has gotten more graphic, more violent and more sex-based...And crooked politicians can actually have sex with prostitutes on government business, so there. Ah, yes, this all makes perfect sense! Sooooooooo glad we all have our priorities straight.Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a fourteen-year old from walking into a video store and buying... a game like Grand Theft Auto, which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute...
Spitzer Linked to Prostitution Ring [NY Times via GamePolitics via Dtoid]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
petey
Posted March 12, 2008 1:48 PM
Personally I believe this speaks volumes for these type of people. They project their demons onto these games and then act against them. Trying to redeem their own faults and protect a public that must also be as corruptible as themselves. Now if we can just find the skeleton in Michael Atkinson's closet...
PurpleSfinx
Posted March 12, 2008 8:44 PM
"Now if we can just find the skeleton in Michael Atkinson's closet..."
Ah, snap! Zing! I cannot begin to describe how much I support this comment. Now, by no means do I think it's ideal to run the legal system like that, but the system is unfair as it is - and if he's being dishonest, that should be shown. Why can 1 person that most people had no say in electing dictate that we can have no R rating while everyone else is against his decision? Not fair. Not fair at all. Unfortunately, I don't think the law will be changed until he dies or retires. But he's kind of old, so he may retire soon.
freespeech
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
cola82 - you're kidding right?????
freespeech
freespeech
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Let's see here, nah don't want to say that.....how about, nah not that either......OK How about this....
He will spin this somehow to blame video games, something like he wanted to ACTUALLY play the games he was condemning and they made him call up a whore for sex!!!!
YEAH THAT's THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
freespeech
Dizzle
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
What? You mean to tell me that a goverment offical is not honest about something, my word and all this time i thought they were all honest.......
Excuse me Mr. Spitzer What made you do it? Well, gosh i'm so ashamed to say this but for about 3 months i've been playing GTA games non stop *Breaks down and cries* GTA MADE ME DO IT, ITS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL LOL
What a damn douche, another perfect example of people bashing video games yet they are worse than the video game itself!
Dizzle
Lin_W
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I have a question....what is his wife doing there?
With that victim look alike face?
Shouldn't she be the first one to kick him out for disrespecting her and her daughters?
What about HIV and the other horrible Sexually transmitted diseases? Oh, I see, he must have been careful enough to wear a condom....
Disgusting to say the least, why do we have this kind of politicians?????
Lin_W
The.Goalkeeper
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
oh the irony kills me!
The.Goalkeeper
squidboy007
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Wow. Hypocrisy in such clear-cut form! Good work, Spitz. How about instead of screwing an actual hooker as a married man and politician, you just resort to hooker "simulations" next time, such as in grand theft auto. As you said, the game will reward you!
squidboy007
thelegendofzaku
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
As a fellow New Yorker, I pretty much regret voting for that two-bit hustler, who pretty much casted himself as the next incarnation of Elliot Ness (the guy who brought down Al Capone) and started touting his ego enriched immaculate record. I mean his term was going to the shitter before yesterday: spying on the Assembly Speaker, pandering to the clout of the soccer moms, and thus his poll numbers were sinking like his erection after banging his overpriced whore. Well, looks like his credibility, let alone his political career is forever lost, and if he pleads to his felonies, his law practicing days are going with it. Oh well, with this blow, history will be made (the man next in line to fill in Spitzer's shoes will be the first black governor in this state, and the first legally blind governor in the entire country).
thelegendofzaku
fullmetal7
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@HoxtonHero: I think you need to do some traveling outside of the country...
fullmetal7
captronj
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
LOL. I'm pretty sure he was going to be gunning for the White House, with the rocky times in NY and now this...oops!
Gee...Would I rather have a video game character solicit prostitution or have real people solicit prostitution? The jury's still out...
captronj
Highlander Wolf
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Dumbass.
Highlander Wolf
rubiximus
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Oh the irony. Wait, actually not. If he likes prostitutes he has plenty of reason to try and keep kids from training how to kill them, right?
...Right?
rubiximus
ca$h
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Tyrohne:
True, but you have to admit that chances are if there's a homosexual sex scandal, theres an (R) by the name. I find that a lot more despicable than a case like this (not because its gay, but because it is usually assholes trying to make life much more difficult for, and publicly bash homosexuals while they secretly are one.) FUCK all politicians, lying fucking hypocrites.
ca$h
Tyrohne
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Unquiet Slumbers: "It's usually the conservatives who provide us with these delightfully entertaining news."
Puhleese. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid. Neither side has a lock on hypocrisy. Go on back a ways up to last year: Rep. Wilbur Mills (D) & Fannie Fox, Governor of Louisiana Huey Long (D) dealt with infidelity rumors his entire life, Rep. Gerry Studds (D) & male pages, JFK (D) & whoever, William Jefferson Clinton & Monica & Gennifer & Juanita etc., James McGreevy (D) & his gay extramarital affair & Gavin Newsom (D) & Ruby Tourk. I'm an equal opportunist politician hater, both sides are equally vile. I couldn't let your remark go un-countered.
Tyrohne
Wubbytoes
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
LOL @ Spitzer
Wubbytoes
LevelHead
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
A hypocritical politican?
LevelHead
Dcbronco
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Cola82: I thought we were talking about hypocrisy. This is just another politician who says one thing and does something totally different. He is a threat to gaming when he says what it takes to get where he wants to be. If he doesn't believe games are bad he should show some leadership and say so. If he does, then he is wrong because he believes the bad things he sees in games don't apply to him. The true tragedy for this country is that we have two parties that are full of people just like him and we don't demand or vote for someone different. The Democratic party is a joke. So is the Republican party. What's myopic is looking at what's going on these days and still believing that either party is worth a damn.
Dcbronco
Cola82
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
This is a tragedy for the country and the democratic party. He posed no real risk to games, so it's sad to see such ambivalence here. Sometimes I worry that mainstream gamer culture is too myopic. Games aren't all that matter, you know.
Cola82
worsethannormal
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Can someone, PLEASE, tell me how any GTA game is "more graphic" than a Henry Miller novel (which any child could pickup from a library or bookstore) or "more violent" than what went on at the Roman Colesium. "Media content" has always been grphic and violent, it hasn't just become that way because of TV and video games.@
href="#c4635494">SigmundTheSeaMonster
,Republican or Democrat doesn't matter (and this comming from a life-long Dmeocrat). The point is this man commited a felony, solicitaion, and participated in the criminal enterpise of Prostitution. He should be removed from office. Along with everyone else doing the same as him. Republican or Democrat. The Framers of the Constitution wanted to form a "nation of laws, not of men." By not making our politicians (including the one sitting in the Oval Office) stand within the full light of rule of law, and suffer the consequences, we are turning our nation into a nation of men. This is dangerous. If we read Adam Smith, we know that a society is only as prosporus as it is free, equally aplies laws to all citizens and that those laws aren't too insane. Laws must be applied equally, especially to the rich, the politicians and the police. To paraphrase Jefferson: In questions of power, then, let no more be heard of confidence in man, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Law.
worsethannormal
jim82488
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Fuck this hipocryte. Their always so quick to blame it all on the games... Now look.
jim82488
parad0x360
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Every joke or comment I could possible think up has already been said so...
This is just a prime example of why everyone who bitches is a friggen hypocrite. I bitch about PS3 yet I own one. He bitches about GTA and he sleeps with hookers...amazing.
parad0x360
Plan303e
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
... and this fiasco will cameo as a DLC mission.
Plan303e
PurpleMonkey
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
This is oh so very delicious. I previously heard about it and thought "oh, another crooked politician, how surprising." But I wasn't aware of his anti-gaming platform, now though, the irony is like syrupy goodness.
PurpleMonkey
octoSink
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
This sounds like a GTA mission.
octoSink
with_a_pH
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
someone should make a hot coffee mod with his face in the game
with_a_pH
Bez
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
"Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute..."
yeah those damn kids sure can drive prices up!
Bez
Vecha
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I tell you! Those who fight SOOOOO F***** hard against sex are the ones who are more perverted!
Vecha
rdj
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Yeah but, the children were never supposed to find out about him hiring prostitutes, so he did his best to hide it from them. This man is a hero! Right guys?.....guys?
rdj
Wolfers
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
The irony! The delicious irony!
Wolfers
Rebelphoenix83
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Wonder if he needed a health boost.
Rebelphoenix83
MasterBalls
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
To snigger at this would be justified.
To laugh out loud would be more suited however
MasterBalls
JamieA
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I'm suprised it isn't socially accepted now from how much it happens..
JamieA
Foxy_Blue
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Oh come on! Its obvious that he was influenced by GTA! If Vercetti can bone hookers so can a senator!
Foxy_Blue
brent_w
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
(In GTA)
brent_w
brent_w
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
No wonder hes upset at killing prostitutes!
brent_w
Leathersoup
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
So basically the guy doesn't want his kids to know what he's doing when he's on business trips?
Leathersoup
Jonax
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
The first thing to appear when reading it: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".
Now I'm just considering starting some bets on how long it'll take to hear of David Cameron being caught with a minor, shortly after decrying how Bioshock lets you do whatever to vulnerable little girls.
Jonax
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
All I can say is, PWN3D!
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
tzaketh
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
This is the same tard that sent undercover cops to Virginia to buy firearms and then transport them to New York. Once they got them there, he tried to charge the dealers in Virginia.
Of course, we weren't having any of that, so it didn't work or do anything, but still. Guy's a prick.
tzaketh
defiantman21
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Man, do I love reading in the morning of hypocrites getting their just deserts...its almost like hazelnut coffee.
defiantman21
TheRunningboard7
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
... his wife's pretty attractive... I'd assume it isn't that hard to stay committed, especially when your career is based on the platform of staying committed.
TheRunningboard7
battra92
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@jimbone:Who I really feel bad for is his wife and kids. I mean in his pathetic apology yesterday, his wife looked completely shell shocked.
Same here. She just seemed like she didn't believe it was happening. I mean some public people who get caught cheating their wives are like, "Yeah, I figured this would come out sooner or later." or "How dare you bring that out in the open!" she genuinely looked like she was clueless about it and him dragging her out in the limelight was a pretty low thing to do.
battra92
Xolotl
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hmmm a politician pretending to have morals like the rest of us...Not really surprised he was against GTA...video games are the new cool thing to be against, and we all know they can't think for themselves it's just much easier to jump on the bandwagon
Xolotl
Project Thanatos
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
His wife looks like she doesn't want to be there.
I wonder why.
Project Thanatos
Sonic_and_Tails
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Oh, how I can remember the campaign slogan now:
"Everything changes on Day One." Implying, of course, that he will reform government and end all the corruption and slime. Mmmmhmmmm.
Gotta love the Democrats in this state. Hevesi stole money for his wife (and he's the f ing comptroller), the freaking governor is a hypocritical sex junkie, Hillary is Hillary, and Chuck Schumer is even worse than she.
Ugh, I can't wait to get out of college and move somewhere where it's warm, there are low taxes, and government doesn't entirely f with your life.
Any suggestions?
Sonic_and_Tails
PTUSHA
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Rockstar should put him in GTA 4.
PTUSHA
Dcbronco
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Looks like the Gov's code for the "Hot Coffee" mod is $4300.
Dcbronco
KnightRider
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Is that Bill Cowher of the Pittsburgh Steelers? I think so! :)
KnightRider
evslin
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
/facepalm
evslin
zoesch
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
No wonder he was so upset about GTA, we were running over his fun.
zoesch
kcorbo
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
(nelson) haaaa haaaaaaa (/nelson)
kcorbo
Ignatius
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Well, personally, I don't particularly care about prostitution. As far as I'm concerned, if you want to pay for sex, go right ahead. Paraphrasing George Carlin, if it's perfectly legal to give away for free, why is it illegal to sell it?
Not that I would ever use such services, but it should at least be regulated to keep people safer than they are now.
Oh well, here's to another politician getting his arse burned for being hypocritical.
Ignatius
Plsk1n
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
The irony of this situation.. Karma is a bitch indeed. Three cheers for Karma!!
@KM91: well herro there.. [www.bushwatch.com]
Plsk1n
Fluffums
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Somehow, Irony always seems to prevued people like this. Particularly, those of the pro-censorship camp. It doesn't have to be specifically anti-game activists. Catholic priests, anti-abortion leaders, teachers, parents, society as a whole.
If it weren't for the hypocrits, there wouldn't be a soul in church, right? Perhaps that's a reason to stray away from church. We often do apply the things we hate about ourselves to others. I suppose this also applies to things.
This is, thankfully, one more step taken away from turning gamers into society's next "smokers."
Fluffums
Krytha
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: Uh huh? What was his platform? Hypocrisy and hookers for all?
Krytha
Knukleur
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Some talking head on a network news show said that when public figures get caught doing hypocritical things, it's because the wiring in the front of their brains is messed up. (I wondered it was Prof. Irwin Corey in disguise.) So maybe he's been holding his cell phone incorrectly and getting interference, although previous reports say this only makes some people gay.
Knukleur
godot
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
So, is that his secretary?
godot
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Ok, so did he order the $5000/hr VIP Whore and jip her down to $1000/hr rate?
I'm thinking, he pissed someone in DC off, so they called in a favor...those sneaky republicans.
Hey Elliot, was the screwin your were gettin, worth the screwin you are getting!
SigmundTheSeaMonster
dolo54
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@n2Depth: less that 5 minutes?
dolo54
Klappstuhl
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@k_dash: Thank you for using our registered trademark "PWNED", $2,80 please, will this be cash or card?
:D
Klappstuhl
knulpm
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
"Why does it seem that a lot of politicians who push for sexual bills always seem to get busted for the same thing they stride against."
It's a cmmmon combination of the the defense mechanisms Reaction formatiom and sublimation.
Reaction formation is where you act externally opposite to your internal feelings. The classic example is the little boy pushing the girl in the mud who he thinks is cute. Or the closeted homosexual who is anti gay rights.
Sublimation is when you attempt to take negative feelings and work them out in societal appropriate ways. I.E. the kid who always gets in fights becomes a boxer. A mom grieving for her son's death by drunk driver crusades against it.
So, here's a guy who has inner sexual desires that are against societies morals. So what he does is acts EXACTLY opposite "I'm a straight as an arrow politician who wants to clean things up." He's embarassed about his own faults so he works to make this world a better place.
knulpm
dolo54
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Achievement Unlocked: Irony
dolo54
jiffy
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
At least he was speaking about something he had experience with.
:)
jiffy
n2Depth
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
That was quite stupid. It's a shame that some people are willing to throw away their life and principles for less than 5 minutes of pleasure.
n2Depth
jimbone
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
What's that light at the end of the tunnel? I think it's the karma train... hauling a full load of irony straight up Spitzer's a$$.
I wonder if the NY taxpayers paid for his trip and security detail to Washington DC? I'd bet they did... and according to the affadavit, this wasn't his first transaction... so while he's been paying big cash to bang some prostitutes, he's been taking money and screwing taxpayers at the same time.
Seriously, this guy has been a douche for a long time and had it coming. He is such an arrogant prick he likely thought he would never get caught, and that if he did he could use his position to get out of it. And he wanted to run for president someday!!! Silly rabbit, you can't abuse your power, screw whores, and get away with it until AFTER you are president.
So while all of the people of NY are getting killed with property, income, and consumption taxes - while business is evacuating the state en masse - while the state government is running a $5B budget hole, this moron is busy paying big cash to dip his willy.
Who I really feel bad for is his wife and kids. I mean in his pathetic apology yesterday, his wife looked completely shell shocked.
Douche of the Year nominee confirmed.
jimbone
qwertyblue
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I think there was a hidden message in his speech, when "self regulation" just isnt working, you gotta give the "government" a call to come round and sort "things out".
Yeah I think thats what he meant.
qwertyblue
baked ham
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@baked ham: Oh, and before this irks some of you, let me make the distinction between politician and elected official. Different roles. Just so happens that the two are almost always in bed together. Up to you to make the decision as to who's an asshole, liar, and/or hypocrite. Who's pulling your chain? Well, there's no scientific method of figuring this out. But the truth hurts and nothing's perfect so I think it only makes sense that if you want to get elected, you've either got to make problems where there are none or ignore problems where they exist, and in this fashion you create a position wherein the public thinks they need you.
So maybe I'm overly cynical? You decide for yourself which of these "public figures" is full of it. I've made my opinion clear.
baked ham
Neer'mo
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Well... "you hate about others what you hate about yourself" seems to apply in this case.
Not that the guy hates sex, obviously not, but I am sure he didn't want to get caught knowing he was wrong from the start.
Neer'mo
baked ham
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
It's as simple as this, people... say it with me, now: All politicians are assholes, liars, and hypocrites.
baked ham
battra92
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Considering Spitzer was Mr. Squeeky Clean and holier-than-thou as Attorney General out to sue any and all who got in his way leaving a trail of rubble in his path for governor it is quite ironic. A lot of my New York buddies are a bit irked that he's not resigning.
Hello impeachment scandal I suppose.
@KM91:I find it funny that people always criticize President Bush, while completely ignoring all of these politicians getting in trouble with the law. Bush may not be the sharpest president, but at least he hasn't gotten involved in a bathroom sex sting or a prostitution ring bust.
I agree. Say what you will about Bush and agree or disagree with his positions but at least he seems personally honest.
battra92
teeth7
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Cell9song: Yeah, no kidding. When the government gets involved, you lose.
@elevenoverzero: The fact that he hired prostitutes is not a problem. His problem is that he spent quite a lot of time and energy condemning prostitution rings and busting them, and so much time holding press conferences about cleaning it up that the hypocrisy is just epic.
Plus, he's your typical statist, law and order type of politician that sees more government intervention as the solution to all of societies alleged problems. So it's that much sweeter when he blows it sp spectacularly.
teeth7
Brian Ashcraft
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@KM91:
Yeah, he's done other things. :/
Brian Ashcraft
Bootes
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: Which is why I don't see this as a big deal. This has nothing to do with his job. His job should just be based on how good he is in his position, not his personal life.
The quote is just talking about protecting children from the media, I don't see how him privately sleeping with a prostitute based on this hypocritical. Unless he was doing it with kids watching in the room, it's a completely different thing.
Bootes
KM91
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I was unaware that he was against GTA. Oh well.
I find it funny that people always criticize President Bush, while completely ignoring all of these politicians getting in trouble with the law. Bush may not be the sharpest president, but at least he hasn't gotten involved in a bathroom sex sting or a prostitution ring bust.
KM91
zlimness
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
It's funny, the most outspoken critics are often the biggest offenders.
zlimness
Karosso
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
He is a bastion of morality, and did fight against prostitution while general attorney in NY.
Seems he decided to get personal.
Eliot Spitzer "bringing prostitution rings down on its knees, one at a time" hahahahaha
Karosso
WolfpackEE
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Typical left-wing nutjob hypocrisy
WolfpackEE
Billkwando
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hilarious
@ThisCharmingMan: I guess it's just not news unless there's vicar in a tutu involved.
Billkwando
warhol101
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
i voted for this guy...........too bad he got busted. oh the irony.
warhol101
Narfmaster
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Aahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I roflcoptered.)
Narfmaster
elevenoverzero
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Benjamin Linus:
So Ben... Who's your dude on the boat?
elevenoverzero
Rurik
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Sicrowell: Haha I was going to say that almost word for word.
Rurik
Ajh
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
....I am entirely too amused by this news. Entirely.
@Benjamin Linus: I think it's more from the extreme sexual hm.. fear the United States has rather than the corrupt politicians. Everyone has those. The US is rather unique in the violence is sorta ok sex is BAD mindset when it comes to western countries.
Ajh
UltimatePancakeSensation
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Doesn't get much more lol than that.
UltimatePancakeSensation
wolfeditor
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hooray for home state news! Wonder how long it'll take for his police awareness meter to go down.
wolfeditor
wordfalling
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@elevenoverzero: Hah, this is the US, moral judgements is what we do. Afraid it is illegal as well.
wordfalling
SumDum_Guy
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
...Was watching this at work earlier today. Serves the fucker right to get caught. Hopefully he'll end up sharing a prison cell with those he helped send there earlier.
SumDum_Guy
elevenoverzero
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hypocrisy for the win.
But is prostitution legal in America? It's legal here in Australia (licensed brothels)... Is what he does behind closed doors really that big a deal (moral judgement aside)?
elevenoverzero
Ohverture
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
AaaaaHaHaHaHaHA!!!!
Ahh.
I feel better now.
Ohverture
cyhborg
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@icepick314:
hey, don't give him any ideas...
sadly, this is all too common.
cyhborg
Lyrai
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Deltakiral: They know they're doing something wrong, so they push to ban it or punish it to ease their conscience.
Or, in a similar vein, they don't want to get caught, so they pretend to be extremely overzealous in punishing it, to cultivate the line of thinking "He's so against it, there's no way he'd ever do it himself"
Lyrai
xvorpsm
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
He is a dumbass, how could you do what you obviously are against and then get caught? How do these people get into politics? Oh wait nvm.
xvorpsm
StartRunning
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Oh my god!
The harmful influence of GTA is even more dangerous than I initially thought!
Here is a man, a grown-up man, with fully realized cognitive faculties that only heard some rumors of the horrible and brainwashingly-so waste of human creativity that is GTA and now he's a sex-crazed prostitute addict. Imagine what could have happened to his brain had it been a childs.
I'm just glad he didn't play for a couple of minutes, he might have gone on a rocketlauncher killing spree in the suburbs.
StartRunning
Deltakiral
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Why does it seem that a lot of politicians who push for sexual bills always seem to get busted for the same thing they stride against. I mean didn't that Florida congressmen who was pushing for harder punishment against people who IM kids for sex also get busted for doing the same thing?
Deltakiral
sarcasm_eludes_you
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I suppose this goes in my evidence file entitled : everybody lies to benefit themselves when they think they can get away with it.
I think that's why i'm banned so often, i'm a bit too honest =)
sarcasm_eludes_you
AnthraxJunkie
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
The poor guy probably just took GTA for a spin and minutes later he's in a coke fuelled orgy with hookers and possibly midgets. Midget hookers. See, he was right! GTA does corrupt people!
AnthraxJunkie
sadisticfreak432
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
You see! Video games don't make bad people, politics do!
sadisticfreak432
Razorwind
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Let's see him "respawn" out of this one lol.
Razorwind
108
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Fun fact: as a speed-reader, I initially read this:
"New York Gov. and critic of video game sex Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a prostitution ring. He apparently paid for sex."
and thought I saw "New York Gov. and paid critic of video game sex".
108
k_dash
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@karmakid: Wurd. Coming from the karmakid.
k_dash
HanSolomente
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Spitzer Swallows!
HanSolomente
me, my yoke + i
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Wookiee1: This month? Come on, for the past year, there's been a neverending streak of sex scandals involving politicians, airport restrooms, (male) hookers, White House pages, conjugal rape, scuba-diving suits, etc.
This is just the first guy who was apparently strongly anti-videogames. Another difference: he's a Democrat. It's usually the conservatives who provide us with these delightfully entertaining news.
me, my yoke + i
photoboy
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Typical politician, "do as I say, not as I do".
photoboy
kurwinsky
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@duckmouth: Nice one!
kurwinsky
Sniper_Zegai
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hmmmm, Is that the sweet smell of irony?
Sniper_Zegai
Infinitum
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Trowble (XBL/PSN): Being an Australian I know (and care) very little about state politics in the US. I did however read an article about Spitzer recently ([www.vanityfair.com]) that gave me the distinct impression he has some good ideas, but his arrogance has pissed off the entire state so he can't get anything done!
Infinitum
108
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Cell9song
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
just reading the line "government must step in" makes me nervous....
Cell9song
VishusBurn
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Politicians like hookers? My world has just been torn asunder .
Seriously thou; It's funny how in GTA so many of the missions revolve around bringing hookers to politicians.
VishusBurn
NPC
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
"Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute... like the one I have scheduled tonight"
NPC
duckmouth
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Pwned®
duckmouth
karmakid
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@k_dash: now he's karmas bitch
karmakid
Zolbrod
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Ahhh, Poetic Justice.
Zolbrod
TT
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Witzbold: I always wonder if that "deko" kanji mojibakes into questions marks for people who dont have the kanji install. cool kaomoji though ;)
TT
Witzbold
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hey Politicians - 凸(゜▽゜)凸
Is all I gotta say about this.
Witzbold
Wookiee1
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
This month is nothing but bad luck for politicians.
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!
Wookiee1
Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
yea kids shouldn't simulate having sex with a prostitute... they should grow up and get jobs so they can pay for them instead of getting their jollies for free.
This man is my hero he encourages kids to get jobs
Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps
TT
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
what a sucker, why did he ship her over to Washington from NYC is he in love or something?
TT
Xiedo
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
"When self-regulation fails..."
Here, this is your Get Out of Parenting Free card.
Xiedo
ThisCharmingMan
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
A politician involved in illegal sexual activity? Well, I'm shocked.
/sarcasm
I really wish there was a national news network that was brave enough to report about the ironies here.
ThisCharmingMan
SaanZ
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
4K huh, that must have been one expensive men's restroom that he was looking in.
SaanZ
k_dash
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@frank0127: Won't get sued for it, not when I'm in the Middle East. LOL
@salthegeek: Karma's a War zone. <3
k_dash
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: Yea, improving our state until he, like many politicians, think they have some kind of diplomatic immunity. I don't care if he did good for New York, he tried to undertake the very system he was trying to improve. He deserves more than a resignation. He deserves to undergo the full extent of the penal law.
That being said, this comes as no surprise to me. All politicians are crooks and liars and that includes most of congress too.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Benjamin Linus
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@HoxtonHero:
Yes, since ONLY America has corrupt politicians/people.
*rolls eyes*
Benjamin Linus
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@theALLseeingEYE: Mrs Clinton is completely sexless. Believe me.
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
fecalchaos
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Instead of teaching our children that "simulating" sex with a prostitute is wrong, we (like this fine politician) should be teaching them to just ball up to the real thing instead.
Zing of the day.
fecalchaos
Tuor
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Dear Governer Spitzer,
FUCK YOU.
That will be $1000.
Thanks, and have a nice day.
Tuor
psycoking
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
In an effort to further his research into the effects of violent videogames, Gov. Spitzer began playing GTA: San Andreas. During one of his play sessions his mind suddenly snapped, and he felt an irresistible urge to procure the services of a prostitute. From then on, Gov. Spitzer spent every free moment he could stealing cars, killing pedestrians, and banging hookers. Thus, through his sacrifice, Gov. Spitzer has become a prime example of the damage such violent games can cause to the people who play them, and I submit his actions as further proof as to why we need to outlaw such games.
Thank you for your time.
psycoking
frank0127
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@[KU]Shindokie: Can't View Kotaku on His Phone Anymore :(: now THAT'S the minigame i wanna see in GTA4!
frank0127
smashfanDS
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@k_dash: Hello :)
Such interesting irony, lol.
smashfanDS
WhoreofSpamylon
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I don't think I am alone in saying that this news has made my day. Also, those who don't step outside of kotaku.com for new often should do so, because this story is EVERYWHERE!
WhoreofSpamylon
Naelok
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Bwahahahahha! CLASSIC!
Naelok
[KU]Shindokie:Pon Pon Pata Pon!
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Hot Coffee in the Governors office? Well what a hypocrite to blame games. If anything i'm going to blame him and be like it was because of him!!!
[KU]Shindokie:Pon Pon Pata Pon!
Islandkiwi
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Really, is there anything more pathetic than a politician that denounces certain acts and then secretly does them anyway? And then when they get caught they plea bargain and don't get hit with the penalties they were so strict about enforcing?
Hypocrisy, thy name is politicians.
Islandkiwi
bangbangblah
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: That's what I was about to ask. Out-of-state, I hear so much about Hilary and Bloomberg, but nothing about him. How was he as a governor before this happened?
bangbangblah
icepick314
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
you know what JT's going to say...
"GTA influenced the governor into prostitution!!"
icepick314
HoxtonHero
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Only in America do we get stuff like this. Priceless.
HoxtonHero
Benjamin Linus
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Pot calling the kettle black? I think so. This is how it usually turns out, the ones that are condemning, are also the ones doing what they condemn.
Ridiculous.
Benjamin Linus
salthegeek
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
yes he was PWNED big time
don't you just love karma
salthegeek
DimensionWarped
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I hearby decree him "Congressman Alex Shrub". I know he's a governor and not a congressman, but the air of hypocrisy is the same.
DimensionWarped
silvo72
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Oh the irony!! It burns mine eyes!
silvo72
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Low blow Bash! He was my Governor and I thought he did a great job. It was shocking to find out about this though. He really was improving our state.
LittleBigPlaneteer
Channing
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
I heard he was paying 4k for this prostitute.
FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS!
I can think of a lot of better things to do with four thousand dollers. Like get TWO prostitutes for 2k.
But, seriously. I'm sure there's a lot of better things you can do.
Channing
NitrousO
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Sweet, beautiful irony.
NitrousO
music2134
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
who to blame .... hmmm
music2134
Powerbuns
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
If this were Fark, this posting would have come with an IRONIC tag.
Beautiful.
Powerbuns
frank0127
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@k_dash: i think that's copyright infringement now.
frank0127
DigiMish
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Coldbrand: he's just saying that if people can't regulate things themselves, the government will do it for them. Although the statement seems more evil than it is. I think he's just talking about the ESRB for example.
haha, Steven Colbert sure owned him today ;)
DigiMish
GUNDAM-RX-78-2-Still HATES! God of War 1
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Well hopefully this will teach politicians to be more honest but it will problably just lead to more sneakyness and loop holes in their own statements.
Grr politics Grrrr...
@Sicrowell: Who needs spending money when you got cheat codes!
GUNDAM-RX-78-2-Still HATES! God of War 1
theALLseeingEYE
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Irony, and inevitability at its finest.
So, considering what that dirty dog Billy Clinton was up to during White House off hours, and the evidence we have at hand, how soon will it be until Mrs. Clinton herself is exposed in a similar folly? or perhaps even Jack Thompson.
What skeletons hide behind their musky, musky closets.
theALLseeingEYE
frank0127
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
@Spitzer: "Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute..."
yeah, especially when daddy plays "Grand Theft Affair" while on vacation.
frank0127
k_dash
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Can I say pwned?
PWNED THERE I SAID IT!!1
k_dash
Wyld
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
So... he´s a prostitution boss, a pimp, fighting against the competition? Or does he thinks that you must ban fiction lot reality like most hipocryts around?
Wyld
slomo788
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Muah ah ah ah ah!!! *Rolls on the floor and breaks everything in the room, except PS3, TV, GC and PC*
slomo788
Arkley
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Good ol' politicians.
Arkley
fturecord
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
This is too easy...next post please!
fturecord
Sicrowell
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
The real question is did he learn anything from GTA and beat the prostitute up afterwards to get his money back?
Because that's valuable ammunation spending money, sir.
Sicrowell
Fyren
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
Excellent resource. I was unaware he made such a claim. Now the forgive and forget mentality is a bit waning...
Fyren
Coldbrand
Posted 10:39 PM 19/3/08
When he says government must step in to regulate content he's pretty much saying he supports government censorship of the media? I hope his asshole falls out.
Coldbrand