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Iron Man Trailer Evokes Childhood Shame
Posted by Mike Fahey at 11:00 AM on March 15, 2008
I recently was reminded of a time when I was little and would act out Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" song with a cardboard box over my head, pretending to be Tony Stark. This makes me question whether my excitement over the upcoming Iron Man film and Sega video game are because I am truly excited about the film version of Iron Man or if I am just relieved to have someone else dancing around robotically with his head covered in cardboard. Become my childhood shame sponge, Sega!


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zerojad
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
This Iron Man is acting like Hulk, except he has laser beams and flying. xD
zerojad
Mujah
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Dammit. This trailer could actually be hinting at more awesome stuff, or it could be throwing all the cards on the table and end up being a mediocre aerial-/land-based combat game in the vein of Robotech: Battlecry. I'm hoping for the former, but my faith in Sega has waned over time...
Mujah
CSUSam
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Well, time to change my pants.
CSUSam
Balius
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I'm not saying the Venom suit wasn't vulnerable to sonic waves, in fact the bell scene was taken straight from the comics. It just wasn't ludicrously weak to sonic vibrations, a la the movie.
Balius
steverl22
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Can't wait to rent this bad boy.....
steverl22
AnonAMoose
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@Balius: The Venom symbiote however is particularly vulnerable to high-pitched sonics and fire. source [en.wikipedia.org]
i agree the low sonic vibrations from the bars clanging are a stretch but it worked well for me.
AnonAMoose
chibixleon
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
this is a pretty terrible looking game. the animations are incredibly choppy. i can see the potential for a good iron man game but it'd have to be unrelated to the movie with armor build up ala super metroid or megaman X. now THAT i'd pay to play!
chibixleon
Klappstuhl
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Ok, now I certainly know Iron Monger will fly in the Movie.
Klappstuhl
DaiMacculate
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@hastyp: Totally agree. I've gotten to the point where I go to the Dashboard first (have it for 360) and start my Music before I even load the game, because even though I like G&R I'm tired of hearing it every time I load the game.
DaiMacculate
hastyp
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I hope this game isn't like Burnout:Paradise where I'm forced to listen to Guns and Roses for two minutes everytime I start the game. If they do that with Iron Man I don't think I'll like it. Sometimes I want to play Burnout but I'm like...not that song again!!!!
hastyp
Balius
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@elsilento: The "not enough time" argument doesn't hold up when the movie is so full of wasted time. There was a flippin' dance number, fer crissake. Who should I blame for THAT particular trainwreck.
Especially when the point of the suit was increased aggression and anger, and the movie suit mostly caused emo outbreaks.
Plus, the Venom suit was never that sensitive to noise that it goes nuts at a bar clanging. If a movie-maker is going to deviate from the source material, why would he err on the side of anticlimactic and entirely lame. Seriously, what kind of super villain could be completely neutralized by a baby crying, or street-noise in New York City. Heck, fire a gun. Doesn't matter if you miss, he'll still be down.
Balius
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Every time I see a superhero game I think City of Heroes.
I'll wait and see on this one. Looks pretty, but the animations could use work.
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
collusioned
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
This looks kinda terrible :(
collusioned
Morlun
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Iron Man looked silly in the beginning just standing there shooting in a standard rhythm, holding his arm out straight and completely still. Nearer to the end of the trailer it showed him in more dynamic shots though, so I ended off feeling like it could be okay.
And...
@PapaBear434:
"with the white hot intensity of one thousand suns", comment on an Iron Man game trailer?
Could this be a reference to Sentry?
Please?
Morlun
YUYU
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
If Grey Fo were to be in the MGS movie, I hope his exoskeleton looks this good.
YUYU
wildfire359
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Characters who are meant to fly and walk on the ground do not make good video game content. Anyone who says otherwise has never played Superman 64.
wildfire359
aelfin
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Looking forward to the movie, but I can't see this game controlling well at all.
aelfin
tsathoggua
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I don't really care much for the Iron Man comic, not because of any ill will towards it but simply because I've never been a comic guy, but I love Black Sabbath so much that I'd go see basically any movie that has a chance of having a Sabbath song in it -- and Iron Man, the first Sabbath song I learned? Hell yes. Doesn't hurt that the movie looks cool, either ;)
tsathoggua
Bal-Cleric
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Hmm, I'm oddly excited about this film and game, when I say oddly I mean to the extent that in the new trailer for the movie, the last ten seconds make me want to take my clothes off and rub saucepans against my flesh.
That Nonchalant walk as Sabbath kicks in, that my friends is the height of kick assery.
Bal-Cleric
Gagamus
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I hope they aren't ripping off the Hulk game and using the same damn engine. I don't want this to be a free roam GTA ripoff either, superhero games don't need that anymore. It still looks like a rental to me and I'm not just talking about the game. I hope I'm wrong about both the game and the movie.
Gagamus
AlKusanagi
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Holy monkey tails! This game actually looks really fun. The the stealth armor part was cool!
AlKusanagi
EvoAnubis
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Looks cool. Please, please, PLEASE don't let them screw this up!
EvoAnubis
PapaBear434
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@mescalineeyes:
Yeah, fourth. I'm tired. I've been working my ass off all day building a 20' x 8' dog kennel with six inches worth of sand and pea rock accross the bottom for odor prevention.
I'm lucky I'm not just spouting random phrases at big red tomato.
Damn it...
PapaBear434
mergedwarrior
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Spoilers?
mergedwarrior
MasterSauce
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@elsilento: Robert Downey Jr.
MasterSauce
JohnnytheFuture
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@okenny :): wait, what?
JohnnytheFuture
Darthvinder
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@Haniko:
And by bare hands, we mean ultra-technologically enhanced gloves working with a full body armor suit that is capable of (but not limited to) the following: flying, kicking ass, kicking more ass, shooting pyu pyu (think laser-ish) things out of your palm, flying, and kicking ass. Did I miss anything?
Darthvinder
elsilento
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@PapaBear434:
Yeah, I pretty much agree with all that too. I'd still like to see a decent Venom and Carnage movie. They would definitely be worth it if it were done right.
My biggest issue with Topher Grace is that he looks like Peter Parker more than Eddie Brock who obviously was much larger since he was a body builder. I guess he could have been better, but he really just doesn't fit the role imho.
elsilento
kidko
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
my problem with new Iron Man is that he looks more like Plastic Man
kidko
BOMxAgonyxScenex
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
its to bad this game will suck hard....just like almost all video games based on movies. do people even care about movie based video games....real gamers that is
BOMxAgonyxScenex
Chaoticevl
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I hate to say this but even after all these years I still don't associate Black Sabbath's sone with the marvel character.
Chaoticevl
Stefanten
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Lots of SWOOSH in that trailer.
Stefanten
Ashurahori
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@mindscienceofthemind: It's going to at least feature the same flying controls. Hulk and Spidey got it easy, but does anyone remember any FLYING superhero who has ever gotten a good game?
Ashurahori
Babygames
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Movie lookng good... This not so much... Looks alpha, generally boring.
Babygames
Komrade_Kayce
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@x753z is backwards!:
Those are fucking AWESOME man.
Duuuuuuude. You actually might deserve a kotaku frontpager for that, if you get more of the suit done.
Komrade_Kayce
mescalineeyes
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@PapaBear434: you mean fourth, sicne they both obviously were in the third.
mescalineeyes
MasonL87
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@Mike Fahay: "Become my childhood shame sponge, Sega!"
That is by far the greatest thing I have heard all day. The game looks pretty fun too, and damn the movie looks awesome.
MasonL87
x753z is backwards!
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I made these out of Cardboard and duct tape...
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x753z is backwards!
PsycheDiver
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
That's some awesome shame...
Seriously though, the movie looks great but the game looks mediocre.
PsycheDiver
PapaBear434
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@elsilento:
I actually thought Topher Grace did a good job with what he was given. And could have made a GREAT Venom, if he had been given some room to do his thing.
The problem was that the studio wanted a Venom movie (fan favorite,) Same Rammi wanted a Sandman movie (his personal favorite anti-hero,) and of course they still had to wrap up the Harry Osborn/Hobgoblin storyline. To many cooks ruin the broth, as they say.
To add to this chaos, you can't just have Venom. You have to tell his origins with the Black Suit and Peter's struggle against it.
If they'd taken one of the two between Venom and Sandman, it would have been an awesome film. Could have had more time to wrap up the Harry storyline without the contrived amnesia and the random reveal from Mr. Super-Butler (why didn't he hell him that shit YEARS ago!?), and still had time to let Venom run wild and be scary, or let you actually care about Sandman and his motivations.
But Toby and Dunst both said they weren't coming back for a third, so Rammi had to stuff everything in the final, causing the train wreck we saw unfold in what was the gold standard of comic book movies.
PapaBear434
September
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
If you can actually do HALF the shit they show in the video without it being gimmicky and repetitive it looks promising.
But you know that all movie tie-in games are gimmicky and repetitive.
September
Mike Fahey
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@okenny :): Mom, is that you?
Mike Fahey
Terroris
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
i am glad i was never a child
Terroris
nopposan
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
game looks not alright at all.
nopposan
Komrade_Kayce
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Vid works now. Thanks Mike.
Iron Man will probably gargle vomit like most other single player superhero games nowadays.
Hulk: UD is always the exception, along with Spiderman 2.
Komrade_Kayce
mindscienceofthemind
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@Ashurahori: No, it's definitely level-based, Iron Man is not a sandbox title.
mindscienceofthemind
Candlejack
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Looks all right, hopefully this will be one of those comic-videogames that actually leaves a good taste in my mouth - like X-Men: Wolverine's Revenge back then. I loved that. Stealth kill brutality sweetness.
Candlejack
okenny :)
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@Mike: ... here's what I really wanted to post but my better judgment won out. I dealt with that looser!
--- EDIT ---
... I say this because I like to think that I'm you. I'm just waiting for the blessed day I shall harvest and wear your skin and sleep on the bed we shared the night before. I guess this probably passed TMI territory but I really like this movie too :( ...it's the movie's fault that I want to skin you D:
...I'm not sick :( I could have deleted all of this Mike but when you started talking about dressing up as iron man... you know... I came :(
okenny :)
elsilento
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I have higher hopes for this movie than the last Spidey flick. Eric from that 70s show was one of the worst choices they could have had for Venom. If anything he looks more like Spiderman. Who is behind the 'cardboard' in this film anyway?
elsilento
okenny :)
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Video works fine for me :|
@yashichi8bit: Thanks for that :D I needed a good laugh.
@Fahey:
When you hear the music and you see that badAss suite, if you can't feel anything then your dead inside!!! The fact that you feel the way you do probably has a lot to do with the movie.
okenny :)
Mikey G
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Never mind I see it now, Oh...whoa...This looks awesome. Of course it could turn out the regular mediocre movie game tie-in, but that really does look good.
Mikey G
Ashurahori
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
It's gonna be free-roaming, but in the style of Superman Returns.
Ashurahori
mindscienceofthemind
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
This game is awful, unless there has been drastically changes in the past few months.
mindscienceofthemind
PapaBear434
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I am looking forward to the movie with the white hot intensity of one thousand suns, but I am warily excited about this game.
I mean, it could be completely awful, with parts that become shooters on rails instead of free flying, and it could be terribly level based rather than free roaming (a must in superhero games for me.)
However, it could be the complete awesomeness that was "Hulk: Ultimate Destruction." Now THAT'S how you do a superhero game.
I don't know. It could go either way.
PapaBear434
Haniko
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
You know you're the biggest bad ass on the block when you can change colors and turn missiles and planes around with your bare hands.
Haniko
Mike Fahey
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@yashichi8bit: If only I were that competant as crafting cardboard armor.
Mike Fahey
Mike Fahey
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Technical glitch, should be fine now.
Mike Fahey
Mikey G
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@yashichi8bit: I just spent the last four minutes laughing into my computer screen. Thank you sir.
And yeah I'm not getting anything video wise as well.
Mikey G
Thief
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
ditto @ vid failure
Thief
Ollivander
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
@Komrade_Kayce: yeah I'm getting nothing.
Ollivander
yashichi8bit
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Something like this?
yashichi8bit
Amazon_Chris
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Vid don;t work...
Amazon_Chris
Komrade_Kayce
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
Vid doesn't play?
Komrade_Kayce
onidavin
Posted 11:02 PM 19/3/08
I can only say one thing whenever I see anything about the movie, and remember the absurd hasty armor he builds:
POTS AND PANS IRON MAN!!!
onidavin