Normally I would say the pitcher was a bit selfish for not giving a reach-around, but hell, a massage during is probably just as good; spices up the typical routine as well.

Demosthenes7898

DAMN STRAIGHT

And I don't know why everyone's obsessing over the neck...looks fine to me once you factor in the fact that the two screens are obviously disconnected.

Pammeh

@sUKi: teh winnar!

apart from the creepy broken neck, i would totally consider importing this. (just got Tokimeki Memorial 1 today! someone tell me how it is)

v00deux

@LiC: They range from even more boring to sometimes, maybe, slighty less boring.

Yin

Level 10: rimjob.
Spin that stylus, girls~

BugJar

Got giraffe?

Mrevilbobguy

The little sound effect at the beginning of the video had to have been taken directly from the song that plays when you fight Bael/Dagon in DMC4.

bapfap

When are we getting that fabled review? Have you beaten it yet? Also, I bet the last boss is wicked hard.

Pickens

Ashcraft did you provide the noises? XDDD j/k

That game is just so perverted, just as bad as Doki Doki Majo Shinpan xDD

MidnightScott17

They've stolen the soundtrack off one of my DVDs!

DreamcastRIP

Honestly? I think it sounds more like he's gasping in pain as opposed to moaning in pleasure. It makes it seem almost as if the person massaging him is beating him up instead. ^_^;; And I agree, the stretched out neck thing is SCARY.

Nitpicks aside though, I'd still want to get this game once I get a DS. I'm looking forward to the steam blowing mini-game. *snerk*

modorenai

They should use this in Axe commercials in North America.

ironice

@TheMysteriousStranger: I haven't seen anything about other game-play features. Are ero games oriented towards straight guys as boring as this? Or do they get some action to control too? Uh...fighting action.

LiC

I love the sound it makes when you miss a spot.
AAH
AAH
AAH
HMMMMMMM?

Destrado

Rub and Tug Training - Spend minutes a day!

cinderx

Maybe those are actually cries of discomfort over his neck being stretched out to two feet and twisted around Excorcist-style. I'd find it hard to concentrate on a backrub too.

Z-Word

This is definitely innovation at work.

ThaiGrocer

Oh God. I'm still asking myself why I want to play this game. It rots the brain cells.

Americo

So this is simon sex?

sUKi

Ohhh so it's rhtyhm action. Without the rhythm. Why didn't someone explain that earlier?

aelfin

LOL, the sounds he makes could be better :P

YUYU

long neck is looong. Still, possibly most amusing game ever.

scarlet

That is just what I needed to hear first thing in the morning -.-

On a slightly related note, the trailer for the game in the related videos makes me giggle. The little boy doesn't make me giggle though, it just kinda disturbs me...

Technolicious

I just woke up. 2:45ish Hawaii time.

If this is all the game is, then it doesn't seem that awesome. Not that I was going to pick this up in the first place.

I think it'd be a lot more neat if it actually told you how to massage. Like, you know, for real.

Channing

this is really disturbing. more disturbing than the mario picture.

PHILOSOPHER541

sounds like he's getting more than a wipe on his back...

icepick314

Wow...that's the stupidest game I've ever seen.

nxp3

Oh gee, that's just hilarious.

Munky

You've gotta be kidding me.

Orta

@Kitty:
With a bit of hacking, these [www.engadget.com] should do.
Uhm... now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a patent to file XD.

lollercoaster

This would seriously be the game to get me off my ass and finally buy a DS.

TC

Bashcraft, this why you use headphones.

Honestly though, repetitive sound samples = not teh sexxay.

Disjointed man-neck = NOT teh sexxay.

However...

Guy with glasses = TEH SEXXAY!

...

Look, staring at scantily clad men makes me retarded okay?

Byakko

Teh funnay

osiris83

why japan?? you ve brought me such good things in the past, like ahh whale meat and other things of that nature.

but this is just ridiculous.

bighit006

I would like to see the guy who recorded those noises.

LiBi

Oh man I want this game.

Eden.B

Wow, seriously... wow

CaptainAtman

Now if only we had little arrows appear like that in real life... I think it'd make for much better sex.

Kitty

@Torgen thinks AAA means "Costs $60": *cries* Thanks for that one.

This is just... I mean, wow, guys. Wow. I am amused that the cute little girl from the store displays is actually in the game.

And Bashcraft, you amaze me.

hrunting

Umm, no. Just no. What were they thinking?

And at what lengths did they got to get the sounds for the game? Think about that while you slowly mourn the death of Japanese gaming.

egghead329

Pata pata pata pon.
Oooooh!
Pon pon pata pon.
Aaaarnngh...

I bet I just ruined two games for some people.

Torgen thinks AAA means “Costs $60”

"Oh, oh, oh, aaaaaah..." If this isn't maximum risky, what is?

TheJeanGenie

Did the developers realize what they were making? Haha.

jaymac

The slap and the little monologue was just LOL

Fyren

This game seems rather boring. Are there any other game-play elements aside from massaging and cleaning?

TheMysteriousStranger

Only in Japan could a game like this exist.

ocalot

I watched this on youtube about fifteen minutes ago.

Now, I am watching it again.

I don't know why.

No, this does not turn me on.

TheMysteriousStranger

and this is why i don't play games with sound anymore never know what you'll hear

Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps

I guess nows a bad time to admit that i sound like that when getting my back rubbed? Especially by those chinese guys in the mall?

ArmyofJuan

Japan....What the fuck?

CFStang

are people suppose to have long necks?

dexterr

Oh my.

ShinobiFist(PSN-XBL)

If it starts to flash UP,UP,DOWN,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT...I do not wanna know where A and B are at.

Videogamevision

@Witzbold: Agreed. You'd think they would notice something like that. Although, yes I still find the noises disturbing.

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

:P

Teh Emo Penguin

I don't know if I wanted to hear that as the first thing after waking up... I'm so going to get that game, for the sounds only, if it's ever released around here. Since the titles screams Japan-only, I shoud be pretty safe.

ara

Can they make a version where you get to scrub Cooking Mama's back? :D

Knight-Zero

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

nomopofomo

that must of been a very weird recording session to get all those sound effects.. at 1:22, thats as real as it gets

nes3

Goddammit, Japan.

KirbySS

WTF

Project Thanatos

well no wonder he needs the massage, his neck's broken

frostcircus

I find the length of the guys neck to be by far more disturbing than the noises hes making.

Witzbold

soo thats how japanese guys get clean!

spainland

note to self: bring headphones when playing this game xDD

OtakuHat