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Solid Snake Getting All SSBB Sexy
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 2:24 PM on March 27, 2008
Better lock the door, close the blinds. That's right moppets, Kotaku After Dark starts now. Last time we visited Super Smash Bros. Brawl's riskier elements, it was in the form of underoos. Pedestrian! This time, we've got Solid Snake engaging in some snaking of his own with SSBB's female cast members. The clip's after the jump, and might be someone NSFW depending on how your boss thinks of simulated sexual encounters between fictional video game characters. Know: The clip isn't just a collection of scandalous shots, but there's a story of a woman scorned in there. No, really.
Thanks, jkaccnt!

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Huxle
Posted 9:03 AM 28/3/08
Snake is by far the best character in Brawl ;)
Huxle
what0080
Posted 8:03 AM 28/3/08
They don't call him SOLID Snake for nothin'...
what0080
Hion
Posted 7:25 AM 28/3/08
Oh dear.
Hion
King Seafoam
Posted 6:42 AM 28/3/08
LMAO!! this made my day! hahaha'
Looks like the Nintendo gals' are gettin' a Lust for Konami
;)
King Seafoam
Allfather Black
Posted 6:38 AM 28/3/08
Man that music was giving me wood...
Allfather Black
zaky
Posted 5:10 AM 28/3/08
Someone has a lot of free time.
zaky
DarthTauri
Posted 4:42 AM 28/3/08
Uh-Oh, he after mario and links women!
Better watch out, he got that bad boy thing down!
DarthTauri
MajorMcMuffin
Posted 4:41 AM 28/3/08
Oh Snake...
*swoons*
MajorMcMuffin
valhum
Posted 4:11 AM 28/3/08
@YUYU: Oh totally loves it but Captain Falcon has a hot one too.
valhum
YUYU
Posted 4:04 AM 28/3/08
@Highlander Wolf:*SPOILER*
Volgin grabbing Snake wasn't a MAJOR PLOT POINT.
Volgin does it, Snake pushes him away, Volgin does it again, The Boss comes in and beats everyones ass. That's all.
The whole thing with that is how Volgin was able to tell Snake wasn't Raikov. Gay, Kinky ass masochist Raikov would have been turned on by what Volgin did, where as Snake, who is straight, probably went limper than he had ever been in his life.
Besides, even if he were gay he wouldn't be with Volgin. That dude's UGLY. And he got it on with EVA at the end, even if he did get pimped out afterwards...
YUYU
YUYU
Posted 3:59 AM 28/3/08
Snake has the best ass in gaming!
Eat your heart out, Lara!
YUYU
goddessakasha
Posted 3:23 AM 28/3/08
Snake's ass is fascinating.
goddessakasha
MURDERFACE
Posted 3:05 AM 28/3/08
So this is why SSBB is selling like Hot Cakes!
MURDERFACE
valhum
Posted 3:04 AM 28/3/08
@Alex_Mexico: You wanna see Snake being gay, click on this link.
++WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC ANIMATED CONTENT NSFW++
[www.newgrounds.com]
valhum
valhum
Posted 3:00 AM 28/3/08
This is hilarious, best one is where Snake looks like he is sucking Peach's finger, lol.
Oh and what a great ass that Snake ass :oP
valhum
Zeouterlimits
Posted 2:57 AM 28/3/08
Good idea, good implementation, *thumbs up*
Zeouterlimits
dazyluz
Posted 2:37 AM 28/3/08
This is great! I just wonder how much time they invested in making this video.
dazyluz
Derigor
Posted 2:15 AM 28/3/08
Snake. You are my hero.
Derigor
Benjo
Posted 1:56 AM 28/3/08
That is one of the stupidest and funniest things I've seen in a while.
Benjo
mpdrec
Posted 12:34 AM 28/3/08
Please have a seat over here Mr. Sna.. *gurgle* - gets neck snapped -
mpdrec
GDK
Posted 12:23 AM 28/3/08
Perfect soundtrack. :p
GDK
MugenNoKaze
Posted 12:18 AM 28/3/08
what a waste of time
someone actually did that?
MugenNoKaze
AllOfUsAreLost
Posted 11:15 PM 27/3/08
Hi-res link for that final escape image please?
Who do i have to give a Peach-around to to make that happen?
AllOfUsAreLost
zerojad
Posted 10:15 PM 27/3/08
omy That's one of the snake clones!! Sexual Snake xD
zerojad
LosMerengues
Posted 9:31 PM 27/3/08
and thats why we all love snake! :P
LosMerengues
Grinman
Posted 9:21 PM 27/3/08
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Grinman
Alex_Mexico
Posted 8:50 PM 27/3/08
@Avinash_Tyagi:
or maybe someone wants desperately for Snake to be gay. Whatever, believe what you want.
Alex_Mexico
Avinash_Tyagi
Posted 8:19 PM 27/3/08
@Alex_Mexico:
So he's still in the closet then?
Avinash_Tyagi
Kytano-Skorpius
Posted 8:18 PM 27/3/08
@SolFalling: Dude, calm down. It's just a joke, don't be taking it so seriously. It's the internet! Trust me, there are far worse things than this involving said "beloved characters" floating all over the internet.
Kytano-Skorpius
Milzo
Posted 8:09 PM 27/3/08
@excel_excel: FEMALE, cast members.
Milzo
Bacardi151
Posted 7:53 PM 27/3/08
Ahhhhh.. Ashcraft, you've yet to disappoint me. Keep it up!
Bacardi151
Alex_Mexico
Posted 7:39 PM 27/3/08
@Highlander Wolf:
*SPOILER ALERT*
what the hell? have u played the games? The only homoerotic undertone in the MGS games (I said MGS games, not Solid Snake) is the fact that some bad guy in MGS3 was bisexual and was having sex both with the hot female agent undercover and some General that looked like Raiden. And in a scene where Snake is disguised as this General in order to make sure its the real General he gropes his crotch, its not like Snake wanted it. The real Raiden from MGS2 and 4, by the way, is not gay (allthough he looked like one).
Where do you get around to say that Snake is gay or bi? geez, he's more badass and testosterone filled than your run of the mill forced "tough" dudes from Gears of War. And quite the ladies man too. You can see it 5minutes into MGS1 when he hits on Mei Ling and now even on Codec conversations talking about Samus.
For the love of God... if Snake is gay then where does that leaves Marth? Ultra super duper mega gay on parade drag queen?
Snake is, in my opinion, the closest thing we have to a videogame equivalent of James Bond when it comes to women and being a secret agent.
Hell, even Snake sleeps with the hot blonde at the end of MGS3 and with Meryl (this one only suggested) after MGS1.
Alex_Mexico
joelface
Posted 7:27 PM 27/3/08
a sensual passionate tale.
joelface
Highlander Wolf
Posted 7:22 PM 27/3/08
@Avinash_Tyagi:
Uh, no, I don't think so... he might be asexual? Snake seems like the kind of guy who is so preoccupied with his guns that he doesn't even think about sex. That being said, the world he inhabits seems very bi-curious... feel free to draw your own conclusions.
Highlander Wolf
Mohrdikai
Posted 7:12 PM 27/3/08
nothin' at all! nothin' at all! nothin' at all!
Mohrdikai
haracas
Posted 7:00 PM 27/3/08
R
O
F
L
Sometimes i wonder where you guys at Kotaku manage to get all this.
haracas
Avinash_Tyagi
Posted 6:59 PM 27/3/08
@Highlander Wolf:
So Snake is gay?
Avinash_Tyagi
Tenchuu
Posted 6:34 PM 27/3/08
Adding the Snake Eater theme was great. That was hilarious though.
Tenchuu
Highlander Wolf
Posted 6:31 PM 27/3/08
*SPOILER WARNING*
@Black_Ops_19: ROFL-copter. Hahahaha...
@Cruithne: You are not alone. I wouldn't say the homoeroticism in MGS is any big secret - heck, the third game was called "Snake Eater", for crying out loud, and a major plot point involved Snake getting groped by another guy. But what I want to know is, why the women of the MGS series have such a high casualty rate? Except for the radio girls, I think every woman in the series ends up getting shot, stabbed, killed, or turn out to be virtual people... what's up with THAT?
Highlander Wolf
Lone-Gun
Posted 6:23 PM 27/3/08
yes they are bleeding pretty badly. O well thanks internet for another thing that made my eyes bleed.
Lone-Gun
Bovius
Posted 6:11 PM 27/3/08
Oh, come on. We knew the day, the very *day* they announced that both Solid Snake and Zero Suit Samus would be included in SSBB, that this would be the result. Honestly, I'm suprised it took this long.
Bovius
WolfGod
Posted 6:05 PM 27/3/08
Great ending. They call him Big Boss for a reason.
WolfGod
Lone-Gun
Posted 6:01 PM 27/3/08
I think my eyes are bleeding. let me go check.
Lone-Gun
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
Posted 5:44 PM 27/3/08
You can count on Bashcraft to bring on the MAXIMUM RISKY
Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Posted 5:32 PM 27/3/08
Thnx for the maximum risky post! I spit out my potato and cheese soup here at work.
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Avinash_Tyagi
Posted 5:06 PM 27/3/08
This was ruined by the prescense of snake, but the girls are hot
Avinash_Tyagi
Avinash_Tyagi
Posted 5:02 PM 27/3/08
It would be better if they had kept it Yuri and done the female characters together
Avinash_Tyagi
V I |Z U $!
Posted 5:00 PM 27/3/08
Be mine Samus! I will never cheat on you like Snake!
V I |Z U $!
Xagest
Posted 4:47 PM 27/3/08
Anyone else think that snake's pants are a bit too tight?
Come to think of it, a lot of the SSBB cast are fans of spandex...
Xagest
AntiZERO
Posted 4:44 PM 27/3/08
Tee Hee :)
But Snake and Peach? Compared to him, she's got the whole super deformed anime thing going on... Maybe Otacon would want Snake to hit him up with a date... They were hoes, per say
AntiZERO
Fireblast
Posted 4:44 PM 27/3/08
Snake wishes she can move a few inches back!
Fireblast
Mikey
Posted 4:39 PM 27/3/08
hahaha that must have taken forever.
Wicked awesome though
Mikey
ForgotMyKeys
Posted 4:38 PM 27/3/08
They don't call him Solid Snake for nothin'.
K, had to get that in there.
ForgotMyKeys
SolFalling
Posted 4:34 PM 27/3/08
Y'know, crossover pairings already generally rub me the wrong way, and I was already slightly concerned with Nintendo's sexification of Samus for the purposes of Brawl, and furthermore Sakurai's implicit encouragement for this pairing given certain screenshots and clips from the Dojo...
So this. This. Especially the 'hoe #1' etc, bit at the end. Really didn't like it. A bit pissed actually. My Nintendo heroines are treasured, precious, blessed. They are strong and can stand for themselves. It's absolutely not enjoyable to see them violated like this. This is pretty sucky. No.
SolFalling
Grey_Fox
Posted 4:28 PM 27/3/08
The said thing is you know some dumb fanbot is fappying to this right now somewhere on this planet.
@excel_excel:
You just won the goddamn internet.
Grey_Fox
veryape
Posted 4:25 PM 27/3/08
The Animal Crossing gang seem to love the action
veryape
Bam345
Posted 4:20 PM 27/3/08
@Phlycheez: Uuh, that's Snake Eater instrumental playing in the background...
Bam345
Furious_Liver
Posted 4:17 PM 27/3/08
@Cruithne, Spiffyness: If you've ever played Substance, one of the VR missions is to take a picture of Hideo's wife. Various posters of bikini models are in lockers, and you have to guess which one is his wife. I guessed right too, woot!
But yeah...maybe just a tad pervy. xD
Furious_Liver
Bam345
Posted 4:17 PM 27/3/08
@Malevolentburrito: Win. Pure and epic win.
Bam345
Aimless
Posted 4:17 PM 27/3/08
HOT
Aimless
Phlycheez
Posted 4:11 PM 27/3/08
Gotta love the cheesy 70's pron music playing in the background :p.
Phlycheez
psycoking
Posted 4:11 PM 27/3/08
I wonder if any of the girls called out his name...
"snake"
"Snake!"
"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
psycoking
thePhildown
Posted 4:10 PM 27/3/08
How do they get these characters in these positions?? hahah. Peach going down on the Snake FTW!!
thePhildown
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 4:07 PM 27/3/08
Nintendo porn WITH A TWIST!
And I'm alive to see this day... and what a glorious one it is!
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Great Merol
Posted 4:05 PM 27/3/08
Where can I get Snake Eater instrumental?........oh, the video....well, it was....kinda....ummm....good!
Great Merol
WasabiJoe
Posted 4:04 PM 27/3/08
That was a bit too long for stills, but the MGS music was a nice touch. Nothing like big brass to make a flick "classy".
WasabiJoe
adaorardor
Posted 4:03 PM 27/3/08
also, this post made me put my pants back on.
and turn on the lights.
and blow out the candles.
adaorardor
adaorardor
Posted 4:02 PM 27/3/08
@Cruithne: yeah the mgs games are overflowing with homoeroticism, although for what it's worth it's almost impossible to ignore the homoerotic element in a war/military themed game. i think the fight between vamp and raiden in the mgs4 trailer is ridiculously homoerotic.
adaorardor
TempestOblivion
Posted 3:58 PM 27/3/08
@Stormrider: I pity you.
TempestOblivion
Project Thanatos
Posted 3:51 PM 27/3/08
Oh my...
Project Thanatos
Cathaoir
Posted 3:51 PM 27/3/08
I think my favorite was him launching the Nikita missile right into her vagoo.
Cathaoir
Muffin_Man
Posted 3:50 PM 27/3/08
Haha, wow. Didn't expect a suprise 'conclusion' to the 'story'. I have to admit, it was worth it for a few laughs.
Muffin_Man
Slaughtertron9000
Posted 3:49 PM 27/3/08
What this video needed was a song from the soundtrack to "Superfly". Who knew that Snake really does like to hide in a box?
Slaughtertron9000
okenny :)
Posted 3:48 PM 27/3/08
This had my face-palming big-time! WHY!
okenny :)
ibelli
Posted 3:44 PM 27/3/08
Lowest. Common. Denominator.
ibelli
AnotherGamer
Posted 3:40 PM 27/3/08
I can't believe they did it in front of the Animal Crossers. Oh and Peach is into some kinky stuff.
AnotherGamer
Eji
Posted 3:36 PM 27/3/08
that animal crossing one with the pissed off racoon was hilarious.
Eji
Krytha
Posted 3:34 PM 27/3/08
So when does he get down and dirty with the puffballs which suck, blow and hammer each other all night long? What? There's probably an even bigger audience for that stuff than for this clip.
Krytha
xanavi
Posted 3:32 PM 27/3/08
Check out Dr. Shrunk, he's loving it! xD
xanavi
ph15h
Posted 3:30 PM 27/3/08
I wish we had the power to edit our posts during the first minute of posting it. :( I'm used to using elipses, but I didn't mean to use it after Snake. :(
ph15h
ph15h
Posted 3:29 PM 27/3/08
Snake... You are my fucking hero... Sometimes... Sometimes.
ph15h
Belias
Posted 3:27 PM 27/3/08
Now that's what I call "Solid Snakin' it"!
Keep on pimping Snake!
Belias
ketch
Posted 3:26 PM 27/3/08
What? No Screw Attack pun yet? For shame, for shame....
ketch
Ghostm
Posted 3:25 PM 27/3/08
Snake is a true playa! LOL
Ghostm
Hoboman725
Posted 3:24 PM 27/3/08
hahaha, cypher escape, and rpg to the butt
Hoboman725
JooNkeN
Posted 3:21 PM 27/3/08
@Hiro0015:
If you look at the credit given on kotaku and gonintendo, it's the same person... "Thanks Jkaccnt."
So, one tipster was the 'source' for both websites.
JooNkeN
scarshapedstar
Posted 3:18 PM 27/3/08
rrrofl.
scarshapedstar
Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt
Posted 3:16 PM 27/3/08
Damn, Peach likes it rough...
Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt
KMatt
Posted 3:15 PM 27/3/08
Poke Balls...Check
Giant Hammer...Check
Glow in the dark Prophylactics...Damn it
KMatt
blacksamurai87
Posted 3:15 PM 27/3/08
Priceless. ;)
blacksamurai87
Mikey G
Posted 3:12 PM 27/3/08
Dang, Snake is the ultimate Mack Daddy.....LIKE A TREE FROG!
Mikey G
Shukaku
Posted 3:06 PM 27/3/08
@Pezdispenser: Yeah but SSB XX 1 is above and beyond maximum risky. If you really want to see it, then you would have to go search for it on another site. :/
Shukaku
kent_f
Posted 3:04 PM 27/3/08
@Stormrider: I feel the same way. This reminds of the kind of stuff I would quietly snicker at with my friends about when I was in grade 9. Someone had way too much time on their hands to come up with this video.
kent_f
amida
Posted 3:02 PM 27/3/08
This makes want to get a wii and buy the game.
amida
Bon5ai
Posted 3:01 PM 27/3/08
Nintendo should get a huge investigation into this, just like hot coffee.
Bon5ai
Malevolentburrito
Posted 3:00 PM 27/3/08
Well thats one way to get your snake solid.
Malevolentburrito
Luis
Posted 2:55 PM 27/3/08
Is this the spiritual successor to Snake Humper?
+ Watch video
Luis
TheTheTheTheWhat
Posted 2:53 PM 27/3/08
This is why we can't have nice things.
TheTheTheTheWhat
Spiffyness
Posted 2:52 PM 27/3/08
@Cruithne: Oh, absolutely. But I'm not totally sure... I think either Kojima's gay or he's just a big pervert in general ('cause really there's lots of hetero-type innuendo and silly 13-year-old stuff, too).
Spiffyness
Pezdispenser
Posted 2:48 PM 27/3/08
SSB XXX 2? You mean to tell me there was another one?
Pezdispenser
pchea
Posted 2:47 PM 27/3/08
The music did it for me gahahah
pchea
Spiffyness
Posted 2:46 PM 27/3/08
@Stormrider: Oh c'mon man, it's just a bit of silliness. What's wrong with a bit of faux-chauvinism every once and a while?
Spiffyness
Deviation59
Posted 2:41 PM 27/3/08
Well, that and the soundtrack... I think I need to go play MGS3 again.
Deviation59
Ichidou
Posted 2:40 PM 27/3/08
I'm more impressed that they were able to pull off that many panty-shots.
That ending also kicked ass. It reminded me of all those hilarious bonus videos in MGS3 subsistence
Ichidou
Deviation59
Posted 2:40 PM 27/3/08
The ending definitely made it.
Deviation59
Actaeus
Posted 2:39 PM 27/3/08
The Animal Crossing stage was the best.
Actaeus
Prathik
Posted 2:38 PM 27/3/08
Okay, ignore my previous comment..
Prathik
Taco Bellâ„¢
Posted 2:37 PM 27/3/08
...And he did it all without even once being seen.
Well, up until the end. But he made up for that with an unseen escape. Go, Snake!
Taco Bellâ„¢
TheEngineer: Rocking the Goggles
Posted 2:37 PM 27/3/08
Thank god they put snake in the game.
TheEngineer: Rocking the Goggles
Vidril
Posted 2:36 PM 27/3/08
@SolidOni_ds:
BB doesn't really get Eva O_o
Vidril
goldwings
Posted 2:36 PM 27/3/08
That's why Snake got old so quick. It's not because he is a clone, it's because he got on with so many of Nintendo's female moscots ;p
goldwings
themadman123
Posted 2:35 PM 27/3/08
Wow, something that usually is just sad and stupid becomes awesome with the perfect soundtrack...nice touch.
themadman123
DrLight
Posted 2:35 PM 27/3/08
I saw, I came. Wait, I may have screwed that up...
DrLight
Clarke
Posted 2:34 PM 27/3/08
Snake! NOOO!
Clarke
Xiedo
Posted 2:33 PM 27/3/08
This isn't very funny. Well, I think I OD'ed doing this back in Melee. That's why.
Xiedo
mossberg
Posted 2:33 PM 27/3/08
@Prathik: watch the credits
mossberg
mossberg
Posted 2:33 PM 27/3/08
@Cruithne: i wouldn't exactly call what volgin does to snake "subtext"
mossberg
Prathik
Posted 2:33 PM 27/3/08
Anyone know the music?
Prathik
excel_excel
Posted 2:33 PM 27/3/08
All of a sudden a light bulb has gone off in the head of the creator of Dead Fantasy
@Cruithne: Yes. Yes they do.
excel_excel
mossberg
Posted 2:32 PM 27/3/08
@KeroseneClimax: well snake is a pimp and samus needs a man. i think theres a 70's pop song about it
mossberg
Cruithne
Posted 2:31 PM 27/3/08
I've always thought Snake was gay, or at least Hideo is. Am I the only one who thinks the games contain way above normal levels of homoerotic subtext?
Cruithne
KeroseneClimax
Posted 2:30 PM 27/3/08
Will I ever understand the whole ZS.Samus X Snake pairing ? Better yet, do I want to? Either way, this has provided much laughter for the night. Someone needs to make an H-Doujinshi and call it a day.
KeroseneClimax
Black_Ops_19
Posted 2:29 PM 27/3/08
And we all laughed. And felt ashamed and intrigued at the same time.
Didn't know Peach was into the Reach Around. Noted.
Black_Ops_19
Jander
Posted 2:27 PM 27/3/08
You've got to be kidding me.
Jander
t0yrobo
Posted 2:26 PM 27/3/08
@Hiro0015: A video posted on gametrailers isn't exactly exclusive to any site, well besides gametrailers.
t0yrobo
Stormrider
Posted 2:26 PM 27/3/08
Man, am I the only one who finds this sort of thing extremely childish? Oh man, he took a snapshot where her hand is near Snake's crotch! Hilarious! Addressing them as 'hoes' in the credits is equally mature.
Still, this is the Internet, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Stormrider
squidboy007
Posted 2:25 PM 27/3/08
I never thought i would see zelda facesitting snake...
what a wonderful world!
squidboy007
hansamurai
Posted 2:24 PM 27/3/08
@scotty: Lama Sutra, ha, I did that overseas once.
hansamurai
paulofjustice
Posted 2:24 PM 27/3/08
Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Kudos!
paulofjustice
Crawl to China
Posted 2:24 PM 27/3/08
@scotty: lol, the Llama Sutra.
Crawl to China
TheAngryHeretic
Posted 2:23 PM 27/3/08
@Hiro0015: Seeing as how the video is a clip from gametrailers.com, how exactly is he taking a post from gonintendo.com?
TheAngryHeretic
akilshohen
Posted 2:23 PM 27/3/08
Poor Peach. At least he didn't get daisy....yet
akilshohen
Crawl to China
Posted 2:23 PM 27/3/08
@Magic Emperor Anima: ew.
Crawl to China
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Posted 2:19 PM 27/3/08
@scotty: Did you mean Kama Sutra?
If you did at least 1 person got it. Right?
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Mokai
Posted 2:19 PM 27/3/08
@Hiro0015: It's all right, you can put away your torches. The tipster probably just failed to give Ashcraft the original source when he linked him to the video. Either that, or the tipster found it himself without the help of GoNintendo. :P
Mokai
Erwin
Posted 2:18 PM 27/3/08
If you listen really closely about halfway through you can hear the last of your innocence die. I'm sure there will also be some easily confused youngin' that wonders if he or she will also clip into their future partner's body, thus further confusing his or her young mind. With that out of the way I only have one thing to ask...
---
So, do you *really* clip yourself into her body or is that just in the movies?
Erwin
VishusBurn
Posted 2:18 PM 27/3/08
LMAO @ that pic.
VishusBurn
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
Posted 2:18 PM 27/3/08
LMFAO XD
That is simply amazing much Props to Mr.WiiSixty
GUNDAM-RX-78-2
scotty
Posted 2:18 PM 27/3/08
@scotty: NO DAMMIT SCREW YOU KOTAKU AND YOUR NON EDIT BUTTON WAYS!!! I take that thanks back >:( Do you know how crappy my awesome joke sounds now?!
scotty
Livid
Posted 2:17 PM 27/3/08
Haha, after sitting through that smut the ending was actually quite brilliant.
Livid
Magic Emperor Anima
Posted 2:17 PM 27/3/08
Snake is the man, hands down. Imagine how weird it would look if you tried to do that stuff with Ness or Lucas instead. >_>
Magic Emperor Anima
Kavatar
Posted 2:17 PM 27/3/08
Maximum FRISKY.
Kavatar
SolidOni_ds
Posted 2:17 PM 27/3/08
Big Boss gets Eva, Snake get Mer...wait...THATS NOT MERYL AT ALL!!!
SolidOni_ds
scotty
Posted 2:16 PM 27/3/08
Thanks to Kotaku, even YOU can be a lama sutra master!
Behold these bold new techniques, ready to please your body and soul!
Thanks Kotaku!
scotty
PositivelyJosh
Posted 2:15 PM 27/3/08
The Zero Suit Samus ones were the best. I had no idea you could get 'em into such suggestive positions. And Snake at the end, haha, kickass!
PositivelyJosh
Sweet Tooth
Posted 2:15 PM 27/3/08
oh my!!! snake and Samus(how kinky!)
Sweet Tooth
Fyren
Posted 2:14 PM 27/3/08
Great use of the soundtrack.
Fyren
t0yrobo
Posted 2:14 PM 27/3/08
The music makes the whole thing. i always knew Nook was a perv.
t0yrobo
Aeolic
Posted 2:12 PM 27/3/08
solid snake: sexual predator lmao
Aeolic
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 2:12 PM 27/3/08
Well that's funny, I just thought Snake was a dog of war.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Sweet Tooth
Posted 2:12 PM 27/3/08
this brings the meaning of Snake Eater to a whole new level. Snake you sly Mother******
Sweet Tooth
jello44
Posted 2:12 PM 27/3/08
Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
jello44
madhotch
Posted 2:12 PM 27/3/08
Thank God.
madhotch
mowh
Posted 2:12 PM 27/3/08
I'll bite; why?
mowh
Hiro0015
Posted 2:11 PM 27/3/08
[gonintendo.com]
Way to take the post from GoNintendo and not give them any credit... Classy move
Hiro0015
wicko
Posted 2:10 PM 27/3/08
Snake beater
wicko
Mike918
Posted 2:10 PM 27/3/08
lol snake is a pervert :P
Mike918
Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!
Posted 2:10 PM 27/3/08
Ahh, it's too early for Maximum Risky!
Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!
nikolajz1
Posted 2:10 PM 27/3/08
No wonder the Japanese bought this game!!!!
nikolajz1
Aethyr: Brawl. Add me.
Posted 2:10 PM 27/3/08
Oh, Snake. (He's such a playa.)
Aethyr: Brawl. Add me.
excel_excel
Posted 2:09 PM 27/3/08
SNAKE EATER!!!!
excel_excel
koeramco
Posted 2:09 PM 27/3/08
ooooo kinky!
koeramco
npa190
Posted 3:55 PM 27/3/08
snake? snake?!!? SNNNAAAKKKKE!!!!
npa190
npa190
Posted 3:54 PM 27/3/08
snake? snake?!!? SNAAAAKKKKKKKEEE!!!!
npa190
iruka
Posted 12:33 PM 29/3/08
nice ass shot of snake.
iruka
Wiisixty
Posted 2:53 PM 27/3/08
@Pezdispenser:
[www.gametrailers.com]
didn't have a story or anything, and used ssbm.
Wiisixty
Wiisixty
Posted 2:38 PM 27/3/08
@Hiro0015:
I sent it in like they said, Kotaku did nothing wrong.
Wiisixty
Wiisixty
Posted 2:35 PM 27/3/08
Anyone know the music?
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All the music is from Brawl, it says the songs at the end.
they are: Snake Eater, Vs. Ridley, and Encounter.
Wiisixty
Wiisixty
Posted 2:29 PM 27/3/08
Thanks a lot for posting my video Kotaku, I really appreciate it. :)
Wiisixty