Snake is by far the best character in Brawl ;)

Huxle

They don't call him SOLID Snake for nothin'...

what0080

Oh dear.

Hion

LMAO!! this made my day! hahaha'

Looks like the Nintendo gals' are gettin' a Lust for Konami

;)

King Seafoam

Man that music was giving me wood...

Allfather Black

Someone has a lot of free time.

zaky

Uh-Oh, he after mario and links women!
Better watch out, he got that bad boy thing down!

DarthTauri

Oh Snake...
*swoons*

MajorMcMuffin

@YUYU: Oh totally loves it but Captain Falcon has a hot one too.

valhum

@Highlander Wolf:*SPOILER*

Volgin grabbing Snake wasn't a MAJOR PLOT POINT.

Volgin does it, Snake pushes him away, Volgin does it again, The Boss comes in and beats everyones ass. That's all.

The whole thing with that is how Volgin was able to tell Snake wasn't Raikov. Gay, Kinky ass masochist Raikov would have been turned on by what Volgin did, where as Snake, who is straight, probably went limper than he had ever been in his life.

Besides, even if he were gay he wouldn't be with Volgin. That dude's UGLY. And he got it on with EVA at the end, even if he did get pimped out afterwards...

YUYU

Snake has the best ass in gaming!

Eat your heart out, Lara!

YUYU

Snake's ass is fascinating.

goddessakasha

So this is why SSBB is selling like Hot Cakes!

MURDERFACE

@Alex_Mexico: You wanna see Snake being gay, click on this link.

++WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC ANIMATED CONTENT NSFW++
[www.newgrounds.com]

valhum

This is hilarious, best one is where Snake looks like he is sucking Peach's finger, lol.

Oh and what a great ass that Snake ass :oP

valhum

Good idea, good implementation, *thumbs up*

Zeouterlimits

This is great! I just wonder how much time they invested in making this video.

dazyluz

Snake. You are my hero.

Derigor

That is one of the stupidest and funniest things I've seen in a while.

Benjo

Please have a seat over here Mr. Sna.. *gurgle* - gets neck snapped -

mpdrec

Perfect soundtrack. :p

GDK

what a waste of time
someone actually did that?

MugenNoKaze

Hi-res link for that final escape image please?
Who do i have to give a Peach-around to to make that happen?

AllOfUsAreLost

omy That's one of the snake clones!! Sexual Snake xD

zerojad

and thats why we all love snake! :P

LosMerengues

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Grinman

@Avinash_Tyagi:
or maybe someone wants desperately for Snake to be gay. Whatever, believe what you want.

Alex_Mexico

@Alex_Mexico:

So he's still in the closet then?

Avinash_Tyagi

@SolFalling: Dude, calm down. It's just a joke, don't be taking it so seriously. It's the internet! Trust me, there are far worse things than this involving said "beloved characters" floating all over the internet.

Kytano-Skorpius

@excel_excel: FEMALE, cast members.

Milzo

Ahhhhh.. Ashcraft, you've yet to disappoint me. Keep it up!

Bacardi151

@Highlander Wolf:
*SPOILER ALERT*
what the hell? have u played the games? The only homoerotic undertone in the MGS games (I said MGS games, not Solid Snake) is the fact that some bad guy in MGS3 was bisexual and was having sex both with the hot female agent undercover and some General that looked like Raiden. And in a scene where Snake is disguised as this General in order to make sure its the real General he gropes his crotch, its not like Snake wanted it. The real Raiden from MGS2 and 4, by the way, is not gay (allthough he looked like one).

Where do you get around to say that Snake is gay or bi? geez, he's more badass and testosterone filled than your run of the mill forced "tough" dudes from Gears of War. And quite the ladies man too. You can see it 5minutes into MGS1 when he hits on Mei Ling and now even on Codec conversations talking about Samus.
For the love of God... if Snake is gay then where does that leaves Marth? Ultra super duper mega gay on parade drag queen?
Snake is, in my opinion, the closest thing we have to a videogame equivalent of James Bond when it comes to women and being a secret agent.
Hell, even Snake sleeps with the hot blonde at the end of MGS3 and with Meryl (this one only suggested) after MGS1.

Alex_Mexico

a sensual passionate tale.

joelface

@Avinash_Tyagi:
Uh, no, I don't think so... he might be asexual? Snake seems like the kind of guy who is so preoccupied with his guns that he doesn't even think about sex. That being said, the world he inhabits seems very bi-curious... feel free to draw your own conclusions.

Highlander Wolf

nothin' at all! nothin' at all! nothin' at all!

Mohrdikai

R
O
F
L

Sometimes i wonder where you guys at Kotaku manage to get all this.

haracas

@Highlander Wolf:

So Snake is gay?

Avinash_Tyagi

Adding the Snake Eater theme was great. That was hilarious though.

Tenchuu

*SPOILER WARNING*
@Black_Ops_19: ROFL-copter. Hahahaha...
@Cruithne: You are not alone. I wouldn't say the homoeroticism in MGS is any big secret - heck, the third game was called "Snake Eater", for crying out loud, and a major plot point involved Snake getting groped by another guy. But what I want to know is, why the women of the MGS series have such a high casualty rate? Except for the radio girls, I think every woman in the series ends up getting shot, stabbed, killed, or turn out to be virtual people... what's up with THAT?

Highlander Wolf

yes they are bleeding pretty badly. O well thanks internet for another thing that made my eyes bleed.

Lone-Gun

Oh, come on. We knew the day, the very *day* they announced that both Solid Snake and Zero Suit Samus would be included in SSBB, that this would be the result. Honestly, I'm suprised it took this long.

Bovius

Great ending. They call him Big Boss for a reason.

WolfGod

I think my eyes are bleeding. let me go check.

Lone-Gun

You can count on Bashcraft to bring on the MAXIMUM RISKY

Jenstar: The O.C. Ninty Rep

Thnx for the maximum risky post! I spit out my potato and cheese soup here at work.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

This was ruined by the prescense of snake, but the girls are hot

Avinash_Tyagi

It would be better if they had kept it Yuri and done the female characters together

Avinash_Tyagi

Be mine Samus! I will never cheat on you like Snake!

V I |Z U $!

Anyone else think that snake's pants are a bit too tight?

Come to think of it, a lot of the SSBB cast are fans of spandex...

Xagest

Tee Hee :)

But Snake and Peach? Compared to him, she's got the whole super deformed anime thing going on... Maybe Otacon would want Snake to hit him up with a date... They were hoes, per say

AntiZERO

Snake wishes she can move a few inches back!

Fireblast

hahaha that must have taken forever.

Wicked awesome though

Mikey

They don't call him Solid Snake for nothin'.

K, had to get that in there.

ForgotMyKeys

Y'know, crossover pairings already generally rub me the wrong way, and I was already slightly concerned with Nintendo's sexification of Samus for the purposes of Brawl, and furthermore Sakurai's implicit encouragement for this pairing given certain screenshots and clips from the Dojo...

So this. This. Especially the 'hoe #1' etc, bit at the end. Really didn't like it. A bit pissed actually. My Nintendo heroines are treasured, precious, blessed. They are strong and can stand for themselves. It's absolutely not enjoyable to see them violated like this. This is pretty sucky. No.

SolFalling

The said thing is you know some dumb fanbot is fappying to this right now somewhere on this planet.
@excel_excel:
You just won the goddamn internet.

Grey_Fox

The Animal Crossing gang seem to love the action

veryape

@Phlycheez: Uuh, that's Snake Eater instrumental playing in the background...

Bam345

@Cruithne, Spiffyness: If you've ever played Substance, one of the VR missions is to take a picture of Hideo's wife. Various posters of bikini models are in lockers, and you have to guess which one is his wife. I guessed right too, woot!

But yeah...maybe just a tad pervy. xD

Furious_Liver

@Malevolentburrito: Win. Pure and epic win.

Bam345

HOT

Aimless

Gotta love the cheesy 70's pron music playing in the background :p.

Phlycheez

I wonder if any of the girls called out his name...

"snake"
"Snake!"
"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

psycoking

How do they get these characters in these positions?? hahah. Peach going down on the Snake FTW!!

thePhildown

Nintendo porn WITH A TWIST!
And I'm alive to see this day... and what a glorious one it is!

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Where can I get Snake Eater instrumental?........oh, the video....well, it was....kinda....ummm....good!

Great Merol

That was a bit too long for stills, but the MGS music was a nice touch. Nothing like big brass to make a flick "classy".

WasabiJoe

also, this post made me put my pants back on.

and turn on the lights.

and blow out the candles.

adaorardor

@Cruithne: yeah the mgs games are overflowing with homoeroticism, although for what it's worth it's almost impossible to ignore the homoerotic element in a war/military themed game. i think the fight between vamp and raiden in the mgs4 trailer is ridiculously homoerotic.

adaorardor

@Stormrider: I pity you.

TempestOblivion

Oh my...

Project Thanatos

I think my favorite was him launching the Nikita missile right into her vagoo.

Cathaoir

Haha, wow. Didn't expect a suprise 'conclusion' to the 'story'. I have to admit, it was worth it for a few laughs.

Muffin_Man

What this video needed was a song from the soundtrack to "Superfly". Who knew that Snake really does like to hide in a box?

Slaughtertron9000

This had my face-palming big-time! WHY!

okenny :)

Lowest. Common. Denominator.

ibelli

I can't believe they did it in front of the Animal Crossers. Oh and Peach is into some kinky stuff.

AnotherGamer

that animal crossing one with the pissed off racoon was hilarious.

Eji

So when does he get down and dirty with the puffballs which suck, blow and hammer each other all night long? What? There's probably an even bigger audience for that stuff than for this clip.

Krytha

Check out Dr. Shrunk, he's loving it! xD

xanavi

I wish we had the power to edit our posts during the first minute of posting it. :( I'm used to using elipses, but I didn't mean to use it after Snake. :(

ph15h

Snake... You are my fucking hero... Sometimes... Sometimes.

ph15h

Now that's what I call "Solid Snakin' it"!

Keep on pimping Snake!

Belias

What? No Screw Attack pun yet? For shame, for shame....

ketch

Snake is a true playa! LOL

Ghostm

hahaha, cypher escape, and rpg to the butt

Hoboman725

@Hiro0015:

If you look at the credit given on kotaku and gonintendo, it's the same person... "Thanks Jkaccnt."

So, one tipster was the 'source' for both websites.

JooNkeN

rrrofl.

scarshapedstar

Damn, Peach likes it rough...

Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt

Poke Balls...Check
Giant Hammer...Check
Glow in the dark Prophylactics...Damn it

KMatt

Priceless. ;)

blacksamurai87

Dang, Snake is the ultimate Mack Daddy.....LIKE A TREE FROG!

Mikey G

@Pezdispenser: Yeah but SSB XX 1 is above and beyond maximum risky. If you really want to see it, then you would have to go search for it on another site. :/

Shukaku

@Stormrider: I feel the same way. This reminds of the kind of stuff I would quietly snicker at with my friends about when I was in grade 9. Someone had way too much time on their hands to come up with this video.

kent_f

This makes want to get a wii and buy the game.

amida

Nintendo should get a huge investigation into this, just like hot coffee.

Bon5ai

Well thats one way to get your snake solid.

Malevolentburrito

Is this the spiritual successor to Snake Humper?

+ Watch video

Luis

This is why we can't have nice things.

TheTheTheTheWhat

@Cruithne: Oh, absolutely. But I'm not totally sure... I think either Kojima's gay or he's just a big pervert in general ('cause really there's lots of hetero-type innuendo and silly 13-year-old stuff, too).

Spiffyness

SSB XXX 2? You mean to tell me there was another one?

Pezdispenser

The music did it for me gahahah

pchea

@Stormrider: Oh c'mon man, it's just a bit of silliness. What's wrong with a bit of faux-chauvinism every once and a while?

Spiffyness

Well, that and the soundtrack... I think I need to go play MGS3 again.

Deviation59

I'm more impressed that they were able to pull off that many panty-shots.

That ending also kicked ass. It reminded me of all those hilarious bonus videos in MGS3 subsistence

Ichidou

The ending definitely made it.

Deviation59

The Animal Crossing stage was the best.

Actaeus

Okay, ignore my previous comment..

Prathik

...And he did it all without even once being seen.

Well, up until the end. But he made up for that with an unseen escape. Go, Snake!

Taco Bell™

Thank god they put snake in the game.

TheEngineer: Rocking the Goggles

@SolidOni_ds:
BB doesn't really get Eva O_o

Vidril

That's why Snake got old so quick. It's not because he is a clone, it's because he got on with so many of Nintendo's female moscots ;p

goldwings

Wow, something that usually is just sad and stupid becomes awesome with the perfect soundtrack...nice touch.

themadman123

I saw, I came. Wait, I may have screwed that up...

DrLight

Snake! NOOO!

Clarke

This isn't very funny. Well, I think I OD'ed doing this back in Melee. That's why.

Xiedo

@Prathik: watch the credits

mossberg

@Cruithne: i wouldn't exactly call what volgin does to snake "subtext"

mossberg

Anyone know the music?

Prathik

All of a sudden a light bulb has gone off in the head of the creator of Dead Fantasy

@Cruithne: Yes. Yes they do.

excel_excel

@KeroseneClimax: well snake is a pimp and samus needs a man. i think theres a 70's pop song about it

mossberg

I've always thought Snake was gay, or at least Hideo is. Am I the only one who thinks the games contain way above normal levels of homoerotic subtext?

Cruithne

Will I ever understand the whole ZS.Samus X Snake pairing ? Better yet, do I want to? Either way, this has provided much laughter for the night. Someone needs to make an H-Doujinshi and call it a day.

KeroseneClimax

And we all laughed. And felt ashamed and intrigued at the same time.

Didn't know Peach was into the Reach Around. Noted.

Black_Ops_19

You've got to be kidding me.

Jander

@Hiro0015: A video posted on gametrailers isn't exactly exclusive to any site, well besides gametrailers.

t0yrobo

Man, am I the only one who finds this sort of thing extremely childish? Oh man, he took a snapshot where her hand is near Snake's crotch! Hilarious! Addressing them as 'hoes' in the credits is equally mature.

Still, this is the Internet, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Stormrider

I never thought i would see zelda facesitting snake...
what a wonderful world!

squidboy007

@scotty: Lama Sutra, ha, I did that overseas once.

hansamurai

Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Kudos!

paulofjustice

@scotty: lol, the Llama Sutra.

Crawl to China

@Hiro0015: Seeing as how the video is a clip from gametrailers.com, how exactly is he taking a post from gonintendo.com?

TheAngryHeretic

Poor Peach. At least he didn't get daisy....yet

akilshohen

@Magic Emperor Anima: ew.

Crawl to China

@scotty: Did you mean Kama Sutra?
If you did at least 1 person got it. Right?

GUNDAM-RX-78-2

@Hiro0015: It's all right, you can put away your torches. The tipster probably just failed to give Ashcraft the original source when he linked him to the video. Either that, or the tipster found it himself without the help of GoNintendo. :P

Mokai

If you listen really closely about halfway through you can hear the last of your innocence die. I'm sure there will also be some easily confused youngin' that wonders if he or she will also clip into their future partner's body, thus further confusing his or her young mind. With that out of the way I only have one thing to ask...
---
So, do you *really* clip yourself into her body or is that just in the movies?

Erwin

LMAO @ that pic.

VishusBurn

LMFAO XD
That is simply amazing much Props to Mr.WiiSixty

GUNDAM-RX-78-2

@scotty: NO DAMMIT SCREW YOU KOTAKU AND YOUR NON EDIT BUTTON WAYS!!! I take that thanks back >:( Do you know how crappy my awesome joke sounds now?!

scotty

Haha, after sitting through that smut the ending was actually quite brilliant.

Livid

Snake is the man, hands down. Imagine how weird it would look if you tried to do that stuff with Ness or Lucas instead. >_>

Magic Emperor Anima

Maximum FRISKY.

Kavatar

Big Boss gets Eva, Snake get Mer...wait...THATS NOT MERYL AT ALL!!!

SolidOni_ds

Thanks to Kotaku, even YOU can be a lama sutra master!
Behold these bold new techniques, ready to please your body and soul!

Thanks Kotaku!

scotty

The Zero Suit Samus ones were the best. I had no idea you could get 'em into such suggestive positions. And Snake at the end, haha, kickass!

PositivelyJosh

oh my!!! snake and Samus(how kinky!)

Sweet Tooth

Great use of the soundtrack.

Fyren

The music makes the whole thing. i always knew Nook was a perv.

t0yrobo

solid snake: sexual predator lmao

Aeolic

Well that's funny, I just thought Snake was a dog of war.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

this brings the meaning of Snake Eater to a whole new level. Snake you sly Mother******

Sweet Tooth

Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!

jello44

Thank God.

madhotch

I'll bite; why?

mowh

[gonintendo.com]

Way to take the post from GoNintendo and not give them any credit... Classy move

Hiro0015

Snake beater

wicko

lol snake is a pervert :P

Mike918

Ahh, it's too early for Maximum Risky!

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

No wonder the Japanese bought this game!!!!

nikolajz1

Oh, Snake. (He's such a playa.)

Aethyr: Brawl. Add me.

SNAKE EATER!!!!

excel_excel

ooooo kinky!

koeramco

snake? snake?!!? SNNNAAAKKKKE!!!!

npa190

snake? snake?!!? SNAAAAKKKKKKKEEE!!!!

npa190

nice ass shot of snake.

iruka

@Pezdispenser:

[www.gametrailers.com]

didn't have a story or anything, and used ssbm.

Wiisixty

@Hiro0015:

I sent it in like they said, Kotaku did nothing wrong.

Wiisixty

Anyone know the music?

---------------------

All the music is from Brawl, it says the songs at the end.

they are: Snake Eater, Vs. Ridley, and Encounter.

Wiisixty

Thanks a lot for posting my video Kotaku, I really appreciate it. :)

Wiisixty