Wait what, hairstyles? Sorry SE, but given all the impossible hairstyles your characters have shown off over the years makes me doubt you're much of a capacity there.

Nirual

Get it while your body's still hot!

ErskinPig

Wasn't it Square Enix who said that the Internet was too complex for users? It was in context to the "hardcore consoles NEEDING" (which they don't) a broadband connection which made it more "complex" for users. It was around when Dragon Quest 9 was announced for the DS.

neoepochx

RUN GRAMMA, RUNN!

Car2oon

Don't forget:
The old and busted sword
bling bling-ateria
Dr. Hojosopoh
Old Midgar
Older Midgar
Ancient Midgar
Ancient-er Midgar
wtf Midgar
Crusty Weapon
Delapidated Weapon
Diaper Weapon
Broken Weapon
Brittle Weapon
Bellagio Saucer

I dunno. I'm bored.

Losbullitt

Final Fantasy Golden Years Chronicles Arthritis Within

When you get into battle, your menu items go like this...

Get Offa My Lawn!
When I Was Your Age...
Get Help From Grandkids
Items (with easy-open lids)

evslin

@KirbySS:

Tell me how you really feel.

Losbullitt

@Losbullitt: They'd be dragging a kilometer behind.

KirbySS

To be fair, FFXI would be a great game for old people.

They'd spend hours grinding and grinding and still have fun because they won't remember past the last 5 minutes!

JeffPaine

Update:

Final Fantasy VII: The Later Years coming to US shores.

The story follows an elderly Cloud who is stricken with Alzheimer's disease gathing a group of adventures, new and old, to fight the threat of Sephiroth's imminent return.

I wouldn't expect to see Tifa's flat funbags bouncing around in this one.

Losbullitt

you had me at arthritis

mossberg

So, Square-Enix has completely and utterly given up on pretending that there's a real reason for the FF's not showing up on VC? Because this completely obliterates the whole "The internet is too confusing!" excuse.

Moonshadow101

They already know how to dye their hair blue.

Erwin

Sqeenix trying to appeal to the original purchasers of Final Fantasy 1? I kid, I kid.

Pata-pwn(TM?)

wait, the ancient know what computers are?

Konstrix

Way to tap into the "old's" market... they need a game besides Wii bowling.

Livid

Oh, Lord. I'm telling ALL your mothers you guys said this!

Us geezers stick together. We will whup your asses at any game you care to mention to boot!

GRrrrrrrr, said the Grandmother in Chilly Hollow

Chilly Hollow

I pictured Square Enix chasing down terrified old folks with an internet.

catapult37

Why need the internet when Dragon Quest is all they need? Give 'em VIII and they're set for quite awhile when the children don't visit.

Angryrider

Does that mean my dream of seeing a crossover between Final Fantasy and the Golden Girls might actually come true?

I bet Blanche would be the heroine, because we know how the leading man always has a gigantic sword...

Philondra