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Unbelievably Fake Australian Game Journalist Fight
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 9:00 PM on March 14, 2008
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Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
julius
Posted March 15, 2008 6:56 PM
i was waiting for the lights to cut out and for the undertaker to come out
dumanue
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
anybody whos dissing their campaign is plain silly...
what did you guys expect the ACTORS to do? beat each other senseless?
for an actors stand point, they were doing a good job showing the fighting style that will be in the game with some good solid action without actually breaking any bones and bleeding, remember, the movie IS NOT REAL LIFE...
dumanue
Y2Jason
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
lol that is fairly lame.
That room is actually IGN Australia's own mini theatre, shared with the rest of the offices there (MySpace, Rotten Tomatoes, Fox etc), a nice little place where they can showcase whatever they like up on the (very) big screen!
And props to Cam Shea (of IGN) for his cries of "security!"! Haha
Y2Jason
SaanZ
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Paul Oakenfields would give it major points but it never got to the best parts of the track so that takes away even more. Shame Austrailia... you should no you're not in the clear for all the games you dot classify.
SaanZ
Jacktherip
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
This doesn't make me want to buy the game anymore then I did a few minutes ago. I would've just preferred to see Matt Damon come in and get his assed kicked that would've done it.
Jacktherip
lol_wut
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
oh look! A shaky camera just like in the real Bourne movies!
lol_wut
moominsean
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
it was probably even less interesting in real life without the hectic editing and music.
i'm surprised the popcorn to the face trick didn't bring security down. always seems to work when i get into theater brawls.
moominsean
Black_Ops_19
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
I laugh. Humored. Point?
I'd rather see hawt chixors, but I guess they were promoting the Bourne Game. Maybe, hawt Chixxors fighting?
Black_Ops_19
Samos42
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Even though it's fake, I thought that was a nice stunt. It's definitely interesting and it's relevant too.
Samos42
XenonXylophone
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
There's no way in hell anyone working as a games journalist can fight for that long without tiring themselves out anyway.
XenonXylophone
Spiderbait
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
*sigh* I wish my fights had their own soundtracks
Spiderbait
Roto13
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
If it wasn't really supposed to be convincing, it kinda works. If it is, though, it fails miserably.
Roto13
Rowr
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
WTF?
is there a point?
Thumbs up to the b grade movie security guard, moving his hands around like he knew karate or something. What game journalists know the slightest thing about fighting anyway? let alone have the physique for it.
Rowr
ban_hammer
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
They slug? I thought they wrestle rather than slug. Look at Steve Irwin. Wait isn't Luke Plunkett Australian? Should we ask him?
ban_hammer
Tribal
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@ChiZ_MacT: He's not a Maori, he's a pacific islander. Maoris are bigger, darker and would have ended that "fight" in half a second :P
And yeah, if that guy that was shoved were your typical Aussie, he would have clocked the guy rather than sitting down and calling security like a pansy, but we have your garden variety nerds here too...
Tribal
The_Mo
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@ChiZ_MacT: Hmm, I don't reckon he sounds like a kiwi at all... What makes you think that?
The_Mo
aelfin
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
NEEDS MOAR SHIRTLESSNESS.
aelfin
Krytha
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
That was really sad. I couldn't watch the whole thing because I could only think about how they were just rolling around on the ground to racing music. Does this sell games? No wonder the sales charts are always so abysmal.
Krytha
flubbity
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Hang on, look at that headline... If something is "unbelievably fake" then surely you can't believe it's fake, and therefore think it's real?
flubbity
schizogony
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
The journalist had bellbottoms on.
schizogony
Danmagic
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
The fact the MC thanks them for fighting makes it obvious it's not "real".
Was this done to show the fighting in game, were these the guys who were involved in the mocap ?
If so I can't wait to play the game and try out the, slapping someone with paper move.
Danmagic
N1tch
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@Channing: Good point but then they need to make it a good marketing campaign.
I'll correct myself. "Less terrible PR stunts, more game play videos to get me interested in a movie tie-in game please!
N1tch
GuiltyDragon
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
*rolleyes*
GuiltyDragon
Protector one
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Was the cameraman trying to play Track & Field with his zoom buttons or something?? I mean, COME ON!
Protector one
ChiZ_MacT
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@ArmyofJuan:
Accent, and the fact he looks mauri.
I've been in that theater, just before resistance 1 came out! an IGN hosted event.
ChiZ_MacT
ArmyofJuan
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@Motivated: how can you tell? probably an ignorant question but it's not as clear compared to someone from the states who lives in the south and someone who lives in new york
ArmyofJuan
r1nce
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Australian PR - Finding new lows is our promise.
r1nce
Motivated
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Damnit, can we at least get an Aussie to do this staged fighting instead of some damn Kiwi...
Motivated
ArmyofJuan
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@One Way Mule: has anything happened to him? like jail or ass beaten or anything? i cant find anything on youtube except for the same interview from when it first happened, the news segment about the fight and when he left some radio show
ArmyofJuan
One Way Mule
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@ArmyofJuan:
Thanks to him the media launched a crusade against all young'uns...
Every Current Affair program has a report about how useless/violent/horrible/uneducated/lazy/videogameplaying my generation is.
One Way Mule
ArmyofJuan
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@One Way Mule: i take that back. i just watched that corey "party boy" delaney fight video on youtube.
ArmyofJuan
Bal-Cleric
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
That was painful to watch, I mean why? Honestly.
Bal-Cleric
Nexus6
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Lets hope the crazy mixed martial arts are alot better in the game than at this press conference because that was one of the better elements in the Bourne film trilogy.
Nexus6
FelicioLostHorizonPT
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Damn wheres Crocodile Dundee when we need him?
FelicioLostHorizonPT
Nowell
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Needs more Matt Damon.
Nowell
photoboy
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
He should have stabbed the guy with a biro for that authentic Bourne vibe!
photoboy
Channing
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@N1tch:
I disagree. If I'm not going to buy the game I'd at least like to remember it as having a great campaign.
Channing
N1tch
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Nice PR stunt I guess.... it worked as it got a story on Kotaku however the place looked so empty I'm not surprised they had to do soemthing like that!
Less PR stunts, more game play videos to get me interested in a movie tie in game please!
N1tch
One Way Mule
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
@ArmyofJuan:
Oh we more than just fight in we brawl. Can't let all that practice wrestling Crocodiles go to waste now can we?
One Way Mule
Xerxes 8933A
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
I think this is the deadest I've ever seen Kotatu. I love those voices though, I could listen to members of the other founding Commonwealth nations talk all day long and not get bored.
Also, I think I have that same security jacket. I bought it for 5 bucks.
Xerxes 8933A
ArmyofJuan
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
I knew it was fake as soon as paul okenfold chimed in.
Plus i know australians dont fight. they throw huge parties.
ArmyofJuan
Actaeus
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
That was painful to watch. The music and shaking camera was funny.
Actaeus
aphexacid
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Wheres plunkett?
aphexacid
DaftDethMonkey
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
The fact that they had to pull a stunt like this to get people interested in their game is not a good sign.
DaftDethMonkey
Jnas
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Lol, cheesy as hell.
Jnas
Channing
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
I don't understand the point of this but I guess it's better than sexy girls.
...what am I saying?
Channing
Rovient
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
Why bother? It's just embarrassing the second you know it's not real. *bites fist*
Rovient
will
Posted 10:59 PM 19/3/08
How silly...
will