real time strategy
Watch Nine Minutes Of Starcraft 2's Protoss
Posted by Luke Plunkett at 3:30 PM on March 14, 2008
As far as Starcraft 2 clips go, the Terrans are OK, I guess, but they're so...boring. And primitive. Like space-faring savages. It's much nicer watching nine minutes of gameplay footage featuring the refined Protoss faction instead, complete with soothing, educational voice-over work. Sure, it may be "old", but a lot of people haven't seen it, so up it goes.

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Fred Magni
Posted March 18, 2008 7:01 AM
The Terran Dominion have suffered heavy losses in a series of unprovoked attacks by the aliens. Terran forces remain vigilant however, and the Dominion are determined to counter this offensive swiftly and decisively.
Starcraft2 Game
Chauncey Donovan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Balance_In_Life (PSN):
Thanks for repeating me.
Yes. It's a blog that posts news. I just said that.
New site in blog format = Blog that posts news.
You can't possibly deny the text at the top of the /very site you're talking about/. It says in plain sight that it's a news site. I don't understand where you get the idea that blogs and news couldn't possibly have any logical correlation between themselves.
Kotaku is a gossip, news and leaks site that produces content via a blog format, allowing for multiple editors to easily differentiate and post.
So, to get back to the original god damned point, you're wrong. "Who cares that it's old. THIS ISN'T A NEWS SITE"? This /is/ a news site. If it were the type of blog that you strongly imply it to be in your comment, then there's a strong chance we would be seeing dozens of posts a day concerning nothing but the lives of the editors. Since this is not the case, and these Protoss/Terran posts are neither leaks, gossip, nor anything close to news, any complaints are pretty much valid.
Apparently this view, true and factual as it may be, is ban material? According to you?
Chauncey Donovan
KoolAidMan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
There are pylons, but there are new units that serve as portable pylons as well! You can deploy them anywhere on the map and they will provide power to any Protoss building in the area. You need them someplace else, just pack up and move them.
KoolAidMan
Molotov
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Protoss all the way!!! woot woot
I just hope no fucking pylons this time
Molotov
Balance_In_Life (PSN)
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Chauncey Donovan: I'm not going to sit here and argue with you. However next time you say "What? This isn't news! Whats up with _______ (Enter Ed here)" you enjoy your ban. It's a blog bro, thats why it was up for many blog awards this last year. Because they sometimes report the news is because it relates to video games.
Balance_In_Life (PSN)
King Seafoam
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Terrans, BORING?
YOU
WILL
DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
King Seafoam
Norellicus
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Horay Protoss!
I've always liked them the most...not sure why really, since my play style seems more in tune with Zerg.
Norellicus
Jacktherip
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
For anyone wondering the Black Hole was removed from the mothership cause it was too fucking awesome. Also the terrans aren't boring, though I was more interested in the buildings then the actual units. I'm gonna out on a limb and say this game won't suck cause well they have Korea brainwashed to buy out every copy that comes out over there.
Jacktherip
Chauncey Donovan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Balance_In_Life (PSN):
Scroll to the top of any page on Kotaku.
I quote, "Gossip, news and leaks for obsessive gamers."
This is a news site that posts news via a blog format, allowing for multiple editors to post news on the same page.
Chauncey Donovan
Mpalm.
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@nutmilk:
Could you imagine the mess the game would be if corpses didn't disappear? Imagine the game lasts over an hour, and you have plenty of large scale battles. The ground would be covered in crap, and it would either lag horrendously or look absolutely stupid. Unless you really want your screen to be covered in 1000000000000000000000000 zergling corpses...
Mpalm.
Demaar
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@nutmilk:
The clutter would be distractive, though.
Demaar
Project Thanatos
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
This is the first time I noticed the Alizee/Night Elf Dance hologram at the beginning of the video.
Project Thanatos
nutmilk
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Haven't we reached a point in technology that enemies dont disappear after they die?
Seriously ---- I want to see PILES of casualties at the end of a scenario.
I hate this disappearing crap.
nutmilk
Mpalm.
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
The mothership is awesome... but i cannot betray my terrans.
Mpalm.
Onizuka-GTO
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
really love the way the Terrans mover about, its pretty mesmerising, seeing them slowly float along with inefficient rocket plums pushing them about.
beautiful.
The protoss on the other hand...meh...not as interesting, the same elfin, high tech thing.
Onizuka-GTO
Mpalm.
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Archavious:
It's just you.
Mpalm.
solidblur
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I don't like strategy games that much, but this looks really cool.
Btw, what's up with the hologram of a WoW-nightelf dancing on top of the protoss building at the start? When he is introducing the immortals.. Am I the only one who noticed this or just the only one who doesn't know the whole story?
solidblur
Demaar
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Guys who are pissing and moaning about it being old, tell that to Gametrailers. Seems they only just discovered the video.
Demaar
Xmaster
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I have a sudden need to reinstall StarCraft.
Xmaster
Mlata
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
awesome shit!
Mlata
Archavious
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Is it me or does SC2 look more like 40k everytime I see a clip?
Archavious
tei
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
The world needs another Stacraft to realize that only Koreans like micromanagement.
So the victory of macromanagements (games like SupCom, Sins, etc) is near, has the world will share the view that micro is boring grinding.
<evil>Muahahahahahaha....<evil>
...or maybe not, OH NOES!. Starcraft 2 can be another huge sucess of the micro!
tei
mizeriq
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Pinhead: You can build multiple motherships, they changed that some time ago, and the queen is just a big worker that creates the defensive buildings, not a high tech superweapon.
mizeriq
KoolAidMan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Thassodar: You're right, he does work here. That said, "mean" doesn't factor into anything, this is an internet forum and unlike most people I don't get my feelings hurt, I just talk about the matters at hand and leave it at that. If I'm wrong, my bad, if you're wrong, I'm not going to keep quiet either, even if it is with with a moderator. There is nothing wrong with discussion.
This does reminds me that this isn't the first time I have disagreed with Mr Plunkett. Here he is giving out investment advice and my rebuttal: [kotaku.com]
But what do I know, I made a $25000 return on what he recommended against. I suppose I should have crammed it there too.
KoolAidMan
KoolAidMan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Pinhead: I can't wait to see the uber unit that the terrans have. :)
KoolAidMan
Pinhead
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
The mothership is awesome. It's interesting how the Zerg and Protoss each have a unit they can only have one of, the Queen and the Mothership.
Pinhead
v-rus
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I almost cried *sniff*.
Aside from being the most beautiful strategy game I've ever seen, the gameplay balancing was amazing. Those guys at blizzard are freakin' geniuses!!
v-rus
Ciremu
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
If this trend is a premonition for an upcoming release of "x minutes of Zerg gameplay", then sure. If not, then.. well, I guessing watching this(old stuff) again is fine :P
Ciremu
Thassodar
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@KoolAidMan: You hear that slight...slight whistling noise? I believe that is the sound of the banhammer, and I believe it is about to come down upon thee.
First you call him sloppy and then you tell him to grow up? What you should have done is STFU when he said to. Your reaction, in my opinion, is very childish. "You're mean, but I'm right and you're wrong!" is all I read in your comment. What you fail to remember is that he works here, you don't.
Thassodar
elislider
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
i had not seen this video before, but damn blizzard still manages to have a sense of humor and appealing to the gamer culture out there while still being very professional.
elislider
Krytha
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Damn it. My blood pressure shot through the roof for a second there. Ahh well, such is life... full of dream-crushing disappointment.
Krytha
Balance_In_Life (PSN)
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Chauncey Donovan: No... it's a blog that some times reports the news.
Balance_In_Life (PSN)
KoolAidMan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Luke Plunkett: That video was from the the day the game was announced in Korea. It was giant news, the big reveal.
Mike Fahey posted it here when the game was first revealed last May: [kotaku.com]
Michael McWhertor posted an HD version shortly after: [kotaku.com]
That wasn't obscure news, it was a huge deal with thousands of views here so don't be surprised or offended if people are going to tell you that the story is a repeat. If you want to repost old news out of excitement or to give everyone a recap or whatever, especially if you hadn't seen it before, great, that's totally cool! But presenting old news as new news is sloppy. It took about five seconds to find the matching stories.
And come on dude, "cram it"? Grow up.
KoolAidMan
ServiceMaster
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Well I hadn't seen it, but I gotta say that the GG at the end is awesome. Oh, and this game scares me. I hope I'm not gonna need crazy WC3 micro to be great at it. With all the abilities and whatnot. It doesn't seem like it, though.
ServiceMaster
Hrist
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Hey, leave the Terrans alone. What did they ever do to you?
It's okay little Marines, I won't let the mean old Luke Plunkett insult you anymore. :P
Hrist
Chauncey Donovan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Balance_In_Life (PSN):
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^Actually, this is a news site.
Chauncey Donovan
cokpendejo
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
First Time I'd seen it.
cokpendejo
jynxycat
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I for some reason didnt catch much SC2 media after it's announcement, for the sake that I was worried it would be poor quality, or not interesting.
Protoss warping in stuff with portable field generators = gg.
jynxycat
Lancehead
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
This battlecruiser death animation looks so much better than the new "pop" explosion one. Hope they don't settle on that one. It looks so... well, disappointing.
Lancehead
DaiMacculate
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Luke Plunkett: Thank you for continuing to bathe us in Starcraft 2 glory. I don't care if its been shown on the big screen in Times Square 6 months before this, I hadn't watched it and enjoyed watching it here.
En Taro Adun!
DaiMacculate
Zanch
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Even though it's old, it's always impressive.
Zanch
Witzbold
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I always loved the protoss. :D
But it looks like Im pretty excited about the new terran units too.
Still though I think protoss will be my main force once again.
Witzbold
UmeShoryu
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@City17Mailman: Well GG is something all the Korean tourny players type before they resign if they're losing the match. Unless you consider the pro players "l33t" as well.
UmeShoryu
City17Mailman
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Camon: That's a shame; when I saw the "GG" at the end, I thought it was some kind of nod to Gary Gygax, and I thought "oh, how classy to recognize a guy who had such an impact on gamers around the world".
But now I find out it's a year old, so cleary it was a 'nod' to the 14-year old pimply-faced "l33t" crowd saying "good game".
*Sigh* I like my imaginary world much better. ;)
City17Mailman
semmem1
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I am not sure, but I think that I am ashamed that I watched all 9 minutes of the video, and I am pretty sure I didn't blink.
semmem1
Luke Plunkett
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Camzor: Aren't we all :) Which is why I sat there this morning and watched all nine minutes of it.
Luke Plunkett
Camzor
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Luke Plunkett: Looks like I'm quite stupid today.
Thanks for posting this. I'd seen it before, and just earlier today, but I'm on such a huge SC2 high right now that I'll watch anything multiple times.
Camzor
Neer'mo
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I was just sitting here wondering where Luke was with my daily SC2 fix. And here it is!
... guess that makes me a spooky bastard!
Neer'mo
Hypnotoad222
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
It creeps me out how he says the word thick...that THICK terran armor...so creepy. But god, Protoss just kick so much ass, I'm so excited for this game...I mean a fucking black hole!
Hypnotoad222
aeonpulse
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
so the video is old, who cares? cheer up, there's tons of fresh porn out there!
aeonpulse
BossMonk
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Its interesting, in this (old) video, zerglings have small wings, but in the newest video zerglings are hopping wingless across the screen.
Winged zerglings and marines with riot shields. What could this mean?
BossMonk
Den Den Boy
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I agree with you Luke, the Terrans are so primitive compared to the true master faction: the Protoss.
For Aiur!
Den Den Boy
warf0x0r
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Kotaku I was so excited only to find out its last years clip... I hate you! Your not my father!!! You can't tell me what to do!
warf0x0r
Mikaze
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
The ending still makes me smile.
Mikaze
Luke Plunkett
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Camzor: Yes.
It's called a joke.
@KoolAidMan:
I hadn't seen this vid. And if I hadn't seen it, it's a fair bet a shitload of other people haven't seen it either. So cram it.
Luke Plunkett
GUNDAM-RX-78-2-Still HATES! God of War 1
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Oh hey i watched this like an hour ago on gemetrailers very cool.
Going to reccomend this to a PC friend seing as how I couldnt run this on my shoddy machine ;_;
GUNDAM-RX-78-2-Still HATES! God of War 1
Camzor
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Luke, I can understand pointing out the video, but was it necessary to basically copy and paste your comment from last time as well? :P
Camzor
MisterSleep
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I was never able to get into the first game -- I barely have the cognitive capacity to walk and chew gum -- but this is the kind of demo that will make me buy the game when it comes out despite being guaranteed to suck horribly.
MisterSleep
Balance_In_Life (PSN)
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@mechis: And I'm very disappointed in your clearly shoddy comment.
Who cares that it's old. THIS ISN'T A NEWS SITE! Go watch your CNN and Fox News if you want news. This is A BLOG PEOPLE! He can write what ever the fuck he wants.
/rant end
Ok on topic: First off, Terrans are not boring! This looks incredible. Everything from the backgrounds to troop movement, everything. I for one will buy this 1 second it's out.
Balance_In_Life (PSN)
KoolAidMan
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
First you show the old Terran video, now this old Protoss video. Come on guys...
KoolAidMan
Lancehead
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@mechis: Hey, I saw the Terran vid, but somehow I missed this one. Looks good to me.
Lancehead
onidavin
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
What a weird voice.
onidavin
mechis
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
this has been up for quite some time.
Plunkett, I am very disappointed in clearly shoddy journalism.
mechis
Djnardu
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
This is like rlllllly old, they showed this demo to announce SC 2
Djnardu
QC8472
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
@Bluecell: it's the same.
QC8472
Camon
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Good stuff... but a year old.
Camon
For_the_lulz
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Come on, terrans arent THAT boring
For_the_lulz
Bluecell
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
I could swear I watched this exact video last year.
Is this the same one, or has something changed?
Bluecell
Inglix
Posted 10:58 PM 19/3/08
Seeing a 3d Starcraft in motion nearly brings tears to my eyes.
Inglix