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My Little Master Chief Pony
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 8:40 AM on April 8, 2008
We're not sure that you're ready to enter the world of custom, one of a kind My Little Pony creations, but perhaps the bitter pill of fandom tucked within a meaty treat will help the medicine go down. This unique pony, decked out in Master Chief's Mjolnir armour, is almost exactly how we pictured it in the many fanfics we've read on the My Little Pony-Halo crossover forums and certainly not too rich for our blood.
ust think, your little Master Pony will always be there right by your side. He'll be there right by your side. Definitely worth dropping $US 100-plus on to get the promised hand-sculpted assault rifle. Bid early and often, folks.
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R0ark
Posted 8:36 AM 8/4/08
Shouldn't it be "My Little Master Chief Pwny"?
R0ark
Anime_Amy
Posted 8:32 AM 8/4/08
Oh wow thanks for featuring my Master Chief pony :).
I think a few months ago you all also featured my Final Fantasy Cloud pony customs as well ^_^.
Anime_Amy
Flawless101
Posted 8:32 AM 8/4/08
"He also won second place in the Kentucky anime/gaming/comic custom pony contest"
Wow... says it all.
Flawless101
Polywhirl
Posted 8:30 AM 8/4/08
Aww....The Cloud Pony she made is so cutee...
[animeamy.deviantart.com]
Polywhirl
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 8:29 AM 8/4/08
@marissa_melee: Wouldn't you mean "polish his helmet"... no pun intended.... honestly.... XD
Mr.SithNinja
Cruithne
Posted 8:29 AM 8/4/08
Imagine being teabagged by the fucker?
Cruithne
marissa_melee
Posted 8:27 AM 8/4/08
But I wanna brush his hair!!
marissa_melee
Ryosukekun21
Posted 8:23 AM 8/4/08
What kind of demonic Child plays with something like that?
Ryosukekun21
MasterSauce
Posted 8:20 AM 8/4/08
Bwahahahahahah!!!
That made me laugh so hard...Pure joy.
MasterSauce
VioletArrows
Posted 8:16 AM 8/4/08
Where's its tail?
And I'm all for whatever creeps the rest of y'all out.
VioletArrows
ultraViolence
Posted 8:13 AM 8/4/08
no fuzzy tail?
ultraViolence
GREY GECKO
Posted 8:12 AM 8/4/08
OH-MY-GAWD...
GREY GECKO
Wyld
Posted 8:10 AM 8/4/08
Yeap, Halo deserve such stuff.
Wyld
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 8:07 AM 8/4/08
I am surprised they didn't call it a " My Little P0wny "
Mr.SithNinja
xanavi
Posted 8:05 AM 8/4/08
How does it even hold an assault rifle? It's got no hands!
xanavi
Mikey G
Posted 8:04 AM 8/4/08
is freaky*. Sorry about that folks.
Mikey G
Alex
Posted 8:02 AM 8/4/08
Are you sure this isn't another marketing ploy by bungie?
Alex
Achenar
Posted 8:02 AM 8/4/08
That's brilliant, seriously - although I wish they'd malshaped the helmet as though it fits over an actual MLP head, because otherwise the side view looks like that creepy bouncing green llama-thing animated gif that's all over the place.
Still really well done, though. o.o Custom MLPs are a very weird little crafty subset, but still pretty cool.
Achenar
DaiMacculate
Posted 8:00 AM 8/4/08
My Fiancee's response was: "Thats just Sick and Wrong!"
;)
DaiMacculate
Mikey G
Posted 7:59 AM 8/4/08
This....this thing. It pierces my soul. Everytime I look at it I can hear the screaming of small children. It digs beneath my oh so human flesh, as I writhe in pain; begging for mercy and death. It's armor is so green, that it could be mistaken for a lethal poison, injecting itself into you and smiling as it watches you go pale. For this "Death Pony" shall be the end of all life on this timid little planet. It will make the atmosphere grow dark and smokey. The waters of Earth will become as red as blood. Standing alone will be this Death Pony, looking at you as if he is challenging the almighty heavens above. The absolutely terrifying part of this tale...is that he is successful in his endeavors. He is the bringer of countless dooms.
Yeah this thing freaky, that's gonna be a no for me.
Mikey G
Fyren
Posted 7:58 AM 8/4/08
This is the staple item for testosterone.
Fyren
Ashurahori
Posted 7:58 AM 8/4/08
I love it. I desperately want it so it can freak me out at night.
Ashurahori
Kprimed
Posted 7:57 AM 8/4/08
im jk. thing looks gross.
Kprimed
Kprimed
Posted 7:57 AM 8/4/08
LIKE OMG< ITS LIKE SO CUUUUUTTTEEE!!!!
LIKE WHERE CAN I GET ONE? IT WOULD GO LIKE
TOTALLY AWESOME WITH MY PURSE!!
Kprimed
code.monkey
Posted 7:56 AM 8/4/08
Never has an image made me more afraid of the dreaded "Rule 34".
code.monkey
Miss Liz
Posted 7:54 AM 8/4/08
It's just... perfectly proportioned for a 'My Little Pony', yet it makes something inside me die just a little. *tear*
Miss Liz
CaptLtrl
Posted 7:53 AM 8/4/08
That is so awesome that I'm tempted to make one myself. I just have to dig out my "My Little Pony" Collection.
I think I've devulged too much information.....
CaptLtrl
okenny :)
Posted 7:52 AM 8/4/08
1% is the actual price of the item. 99% is how much they pegged your dignity at :( That said... I remember enjoying my little pony when I was 7 (22 years ago).
okenny :)
Cruithne
Posted 7:51 AM 8/4/08
$100-plus on to get the promised hand-sculpted assault rifle. Isn't that EA's new Battlefield game you're talking about?
Cruithne
lionkitten
Posted 7:50 AM 8/4/08
Is it wrong that I totally want that? I'd buy it if I were made of money....
I need serious help.
lionkitten
liquid_kore
Posted 7:49 AM 8/4/08
It watches me everywhere I go...
liquid_kore
yakuza278
Posted 7:49 AM 8/4/08
That is seriously frightening.
yakuza278
Noks415
Posted 7:47 AM 8/4/08
That pic is freaking me out.
Noks415
Mr Fortitude
Posted 7:46 AM 8/4/08
No, just no.
Mr Fortitude
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 9:06 AM 8/4/08
What did the n00b get for Christmas?
A Pwny!
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
zanzibarlegend
Posted 8:58 AM 8/4/08
No "My Little Master Chief Pony" UTIII Mod equals,
EPIC FAIL!
zanzibarlegend
Bernard McGraw
Posted 8:57 AM 8/4/08
This is definitely the single greatest thing to come out of the Halo franchise.
Bernard McGraw
Zho
Posted 8:55 AM 8/4/08
No hair? no tail! WHAT WILL I BRUSH ON THIS PONY?!?!?
Zho
djHEAT
Posted 8:43 AM 8/4/08
that's just messed up.
djHEAT
Atsumi
Posted 9:29 AM 8/4/08
I actually want that.
It's endearing in a way...
Atsumi
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 9:23 AM 8/4/08
It's so wrong it's right.
Evil Tortie's Mom
KM91
Posted 9:58 AM 8/4/08
I hate Master Chief with a passion, but to get that kind of treatment is inhumane.
KM91
FancifulUnicorn
Posted 9:53 AM 8/4/08
This thing freaks me out and I can't decide if it's in a good way or in a bad way...
FancifulUnicorn
Cola82
Posted 11:02 AM 8/4/08
I love my little pony mods. I'm morbid that way. I saw an awesome MLP Skeletor a while back. I quaked with laughter. QUAKED!
@jackal888: Lol.
Cola82
jackal888
Posted 10:38 AM 8/4/08
This sculpt loses points because everyone knows My Little Ponies are always in mid trot.If he had bent the front right leg it would have been perfect. Plus I am waiting on the Brute Pony so I can comb its hair.
jackal888
SimpleLife
Posted 10:38 AM 8/4/08
How many times are we expected to pay for horse armour?
SimpleLife
x999x
Posted 11:24 AM 8/4/08
Why is this not dubbed "My Little Pwnie?"
x999x
Interstella5555
Posted 11:46 AM 8/4/08
am I the only one that thinks this is a little fucked up? Make that a lot fucked up....
Interstella5555
excel_excel
Posted 11:41 AM 8/4/08
@x999x: thats the one man! thats the one!
excel_excel
Han Daimond
Posted 12:30 PM 8/4/08
Awwww... no. really. That's creepy.
Han Daimond
C0MB1N3 C0MPL3X
Posted 12:08 PM 8/4/08
@Interstella5555: Nope. I find it quite disturbing... lol
C0MB1N3 C0MPL3X
bobeotm
Posted 1:08 PM 8/4/08
I find the lack of a tail a little creepy. Without the tail it kinda looks like Master chief with fat limbs bent over. Creepy.
bobeotm
Ulquiorra
Posted 1:18 PM 8/4/08
I would like to meet the idiot fan boy or girl who made this and hit them with a heavy object, like a box full of the Orange Box.
Ulquiorra
Asrailight
Posted 1:48 PM 8/4/08
That is AWESOME! I would totally buy that! ...No, seriously, I would. :D
Found her deviantArt, she's got all kinds of ponies: [animeamy.deviantart.com] I'm especially fond of Alucard and Shiva. :P
Asrailight
Shabbaman
Posted 10:14 PM 8/4/08
It doesn't have hair to comb, I'm disappointed.
Shabbaman
doesntlikedede
Posted 11:57 PM 8/4/08
That image just creeps me out, seriously *ph34r*
Oh and Apocalypse Pony > MC Pony :P
doesntlikedede
goldwings
Posted 1:47 AM 9/4/08
lol I can't stop laughing XD
goldwings
dslsd64
Posted 12:14 PM 9/4/08
Ummm.....let's just all move on and pretend we never saw any of this.
dslsd64
chaos_isnt_here
Posted 8:46 AM 8/4/08
That's extremely creepy
chaos_isnt_here
freespeech
Posted 1:09 AM 15/4/08
that is really disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!
freespeech