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Ms. Pac-Man in Hustler Magazine
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 5:00 PM on April 11, 2008
Joystick penis joke alert! Joystick penis joke alert! Above is a clip from a 2005 Hustler piece that featured a pantsu-less woman in a Ms. Pac-Man costume. The article includes lines like:
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you happy to see me?So clever. Hit the jump for the full version. It's from Hustler, so NSFW should be a given. That is, unless you work at Hustler, then it's TOTALLY SAFE.
Ms. Pac-Man Whores It Up [Joystick Division via Topless Robot]

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xot
Posted 6:05 PM 11/4/08
What? No coin slot jokes? You disappoint me.
xot
Kilian
Posted 5:59 PM 11/4/08
This will haunt my dreams 'til the end of my days.
Kilian
dowingba
Posted 5:58 PM 11/4/08
@Cathaoir: I'm going to assume the woman under that Ms. Pacman costume is...alot older than we'd think.
dowingba
Cathaoir
Posted 5:49 PM 11/4/08
I might be slightly aroused if I knew what her face looked like. However, it's quite possible that there's a mess under that Ms. Pac-Man costume.
Cathaoir
icepick314
Posted 5:47 PM 11/4/08
wow
never knew yellow hockey puck could look so sexy!!
icepick314
73mike
Posted 5:45 PM 11/4/08
I've gotta pocket fulla *
An' I'm headin' to the *
I don't have a lot of *,
But I'm bringin' everything I *
I got a callous on my *
An my * is hurtin' too
I'm gonna * them all *
Just as soon as they turn *
Coz I got Pac Man fever!
(pac mac fever!)
It's drvin' me crazy
etc.
73mike
flashadams
Posted 5:36 PM 11/4/08
Why am I suddenly reminded of that latex Birdo maid outfit?
flashadams
yashichi8bit
Posted 5:35 PM 11/4/08
yashichi8bit
cornunderscore2x
Posted 5:32 PM 11/4/08
Still less horrifying than Playboy's girls of gaming specials.
That's how fucking bad they are.
cornunderscore2x
OneManFreakShow
Posted 5:32 PM 11/4/08
>_>
I didn't notice the "MAXIMUM RISKY" label before I clicked on it. Very disturbing indeed.
OneManFreakShow
Zeliard
Posted 5:32 PM 11/4/08
@YUYU:
I'd let her chew on my dots.
Zeliard
spainland
Posted 5:30 PM 11/4/08
I'd like to unload all my quarters into her! (I tried)
spainland
jamBot
Posted 5:28 PM 11/4/08
Wrong. Funny, but so wrong.
jamBot
dowingba
Posted 5:28 PM 11/4/08
Wait. What kind of horrible fetish is this?! This might be worse than furries.
dowingba
Voteforme2020
Posted 5:25 PM 11/4/08
Mr. Pacman is gay?
Voteforme2020
YUYU
Posted 5:25 PM 11/4/08
YUYU
deathsyth8888
Posted 5:24 PM 11/4/08
So would it be an innuendo that the game play in Ms. Pac-Man (Pac-man itself)is summed up by swallowing white pellets and chasing ghosts to eat whole?
deathsyth8888
KirbySS
Posted 5:24 PM 11/4/08
Wakka wakka wooow.
KirbySS
kickass solo just got the RRoD :(
Posted 5:23 PM 11/4/08
anybody want to see pac-man's playgirl photo set?
kickass solo just got the RRoD :(
ph15h
Posted 5:20 PM 11/4/08
@raddishs: No comment... lol I guess they grew legs that weren't digitized white.
ph15h
Cucco
Posted 5:20 PM 11/4/08
eat the cherry for a bonus!
Cucco
raddishs
Posted 5:15 PM 11/4/08
I like that her husband is the one calling her gross.
raddishs
frostcircus
Posted 6:10 PM 11/4/08
Is she giving birth?
frostcircus
luxusa
Posted 6:08 PM 11/4/08
oh man so many of the comments here make me lol hard.
luxusa
BPMα
Posted 6:58 PM 11/4/08
@xot:
Okay, here you go:
"I'd stick my roll of quarters into her coin slot, if you know what I mean!" [elbows you]
... There, happy? Now I'm gonna go take a five-hour shower to was the dirt off me. THE DIRT I CAN'T SEE BUT KNOW IS THERE.
---
Also, was the Pac-Man censor part of the original magzine scan, or added in later? Just curious.
BPMα
frostcircus
Posted 7:12 PM 11/4/08
@Tei: It's a few steps above wakka wakka
Also, HER
frostcircus
Tei
Posted 7:05 PM 11/4/08
@frostcircus: It looks like that. And the first words of his firstborn is "GROSS".
Tei
Chef
Posted 7:49 PM 11/4/08
This is clearly the opposite of why the Internet was created.
Chef
Shiryu
Posted 7:33 PM 11/4/08
Oh, im not even gonna go there...
Shiryu
Kaizuden
Posted 7:26 PM 11/4/08
I threw up in my mouth a little... it's going to replace the Ljn in my nightmares D:
But besides that, do they really think the demographic of "nerds" are going to read this? When we... -they- have more reliable means to get us some prons?
Kaizuden
Eltigro
Posted 8:25 PM 11/4/08
Eltigro
frostcircus
Posted 8:48 PM 11/4/08
What I thought was her eye seems to be some kind of goat-pacman silhouette
frostcircus
--Core--
Posted 8:41 PM 11/4/08
Well, She has sexy legs.
--Core--
ZenGaijin
Posted 8:36 PM 11/4/08
@Eltigro:
Best comment so far!
Lol
ZenGaijin
Zeliard
Posted 10:09 PM 11/4/08
@Cchrist:
Pretty sure ass flashes from a naked female dressed as Ms. Pac Man are NSFW. Not very safe for sanity, either.
Zeliard
JGab
Posted 10:06 PM 11/4/08
...isn't this just cosplay for whores?
JGab
frostcircus
Posted 10:04 PM 11/4/08
Pretty sure the pac-man was added by the blogger (it's horizontal with the scan, not the page). Not wanting to play internet psychologist, but he seems pretty gynophobic.
frostcircus
Cchrist
Posted 9:44 PM 11/4/08
How is this NSFW? There's a huge pac-man over her... pac-man?
The cover of hostel 2 is more risky than this. That one has a severd head AND nipples.
Cchrist
Billkwando
Posted 9:36 PM 11/4/08
Billkwando
geekgrrl
Posted 11:46 PM 11/4/08
@JGab: oh, you mean regular cosplay? -_o
geekgrrl
eastx
Posted 11:46 PM 11/4/08
Glad somebody sexualizes Ms. Pac-Man besides me! ;)
eastx
Cchrist
Posted 11:42 PM 11/4/08
@Zeliard: Oh i didn't even notice that :P
Cchrist
evilralphwiggum
Posted 12:14 AM 12/4/08
ok i think i have gone too far.
maybe i haven't.
i also can't wait for her to get to the Peach stage.
;) ;)
*shakes head* i am so done with this article..xD..
evilralphwiggum
evilralphwiggum
Posted 12:10 AM 12/4/08
oh and again..Ms. Pac Man reminds me of one of my ex girlfriends.
hamma hamma hamma..er..
i mean she just looks like ms. pac man.
o.o
evilralphwiggum
evilralphwiggum
Posted 12:08 AM 12/4/08
i can't wait til she gets to the Banana stage.
;) ;) eh eh
i made a funny!
evilralphwiggum
DONNYchiban
Posted 12:47 AM 12/4/08
@flashadams: WHY WAS I THINKING THAT, TOO?! Freaky... (in more ways than one). :'(
DONNYchiban
Donovan Taters
Posted 12:37 AM 12/4/08
Oh man, that Ms. Pacman is just begging for my Earthworm Jim.
Donovan Taters
PlaidNinja
Posted 12:59 AM 12/4/08
The pac-man vajayjay just made my day!
PlaidNinja
fuchikoma
Posted 2:09 AM 12/4/08
Damn you rule 34.
That's the stuff of nightmares.
fuchikoma
The_Foo
Posted 1:50 AM 12/4/08
This is the greatest thing man has ever accomplished. Ever.
The_Foo
FellTheDabus
Posted 2:42 AM 12/4/08
I'm ashamed to admit that I am both laughing and vaguely aroused.
I should go take a bath in acid.
FellTheDabus
excaleranth
Posted 3:16 AM 12/4/08
@Cucco: ROFLMAO!!! HAH! omg, that, OMG! XD help! I need air!
excaleranth
Interstella5555
Posted 3:10 AM 12/4/08
2005? And yet still current...
Interstella5555
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 2:53 AM 12/4/08
I wonder what would be NSFW for people working at Hustler.
Also:
+ Watch video
and
+ Watch video
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Silver_Back
Posted 7:37 AM 12/4/08
Silver_Back
xBETAx
Posted 1:35 PM 12/4/08
Ms. indicates an unmarried woman. Mrs. is married
xBETAx
Purple Dave
Posted 6:03 PM 12/4/08
@xBETAx:
Miss indicates an unmarried woman. Ms. usually indicates one who kept her maiden name when she did marry (or someone who doesn't want to be identified as married or unmarried).
Purple Dave
enigma89
Posted 2:15 AM 12/4/08
@Chef: Rule 34, Chef. Rule 34.
Has everyone forgotten the running gag about "Man" in Ms. Pac-Man? Ah, whatever, I'm going to go find the uncensored picture.
enigma89
kosbee
Posted 5:22 PM 11/4/08
Priceless. I never Pac-Man for the Hustler crowd, but what do I know.
kosbee