I think what bugs me most about this is that Spike TV basically makes its money pandering to the notion that all men are knuckle-draggin' monkeys who are capable of enjoying only the following:

a.) blowin' shit up!
b.) droolin' over "hot chicks"
c.) playin' games

But then again, I don't think the "senstive male who enjoys reading" channel would go anywhere in this country. Oh well. I guess I'll just stick to my Discovery Channel. Hmmm, wonder when that show about blowin' shit up comes on...

SirCletus

No tits, not interested.

Sam

That was just embarassing ... I mean, not for the girl -- she got paid. It's just embarassing for the whole game industry.

jayntampa

You've come a long way, baby!

Asper

@Shin-Kaiser: You have missed the point in the most horrifying way possible.

Moonshadow101

R.
O.
F.
L.

she was definitely cute, but the slow-code-giving was torture.

hilarious though.

joelface

This is on spike? I wouldn't be suprised if G4 tried this, at this point.

mackincheese

Where's the hot chic???

badmoogle

god damn, that's horrible.

DigiMish

enigma89

Shin-Kaiser

@JackTretton: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN! In today's episode: "Women Lie"

okenny :)

Reminds me of the kid in a wheelchair from Malcolm In The Middle.

Culebra

Like George and Wezzy, that clip's cheesy!

okenny :)

For some reason i cant stop laughting when she start to say the code... reallly

HayamaAkito

If Star Trek and CSI knew what channel was showing their reruns, I'm sure they would kill themselves out of shame.

Are cheat codes even relevant anymore?

paradox

I couldn't even watch the whole 49 second clip. It's *that* stupid.

ShaggE

Hey everyone, I got news for ya:

GameTrailers = Spike TV

Crosswayboy

Ahhhh the skeleton can talk!

Caliwayz

Woodwater

You know, it's really easy to think you've seen it all with our current exposure to the internet, but then you witness stuff like this.

Iceking5

Cheat codes are so, 90s? I remember when I was a kid waiting for a magazine to arrive just to be able to find gamegenie cheats somewhere. Now imagine if cheats had been presented that way back in the days...

Quite funny how spike considers 45% of it's audiance is female. Guess they did not consider 45% of 78 listeners is not a lot... :p

Malaky

Olivia Munn > SpikeTV Cheat Code Chick

Also, I think its funny to hear her recite the button sequence. It might as well be a foreign language to her.

arepeegee

@semmem1: Hmmm, that can be interpreted in many contexts.

kumajoe

That was a satirical piece of work rite? I doubt we'd want dumb hot chicks telling us how to cheat. It's easy without them telling us... Especially on them with other hot chicks

Atleast Kristen Holt was intelligent.

ph15h

That was kinda retarded to tell the truth, you know a chick reading out codes while flirting.

djHEAT

male roof blower

Know how a majority of gamers spend countless hours trying to defend our hobby against accusations that we're all slackers and sexists, who exist to simply play games and oogle boobies?

Spike and G4 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING HERE.

yodablues

Clip... hurt... brain...

DarkDragonDave

What buttons can I press on her to make her go off?

semmem1

Mom?

yodablues

L3.. R3...L3.. R3.. oh baby just like that

Abdar

That was made even worse by the volume slider not working.

Mit

epic

johnnylineup

She sounds like a smoker, what a huge turnoff.

wicko

She wasn't even hot. I prefer Kristin Holt.

Mmmm, Kristin Holt...

Enimor

It's as bad as the short video's they show of a girl polishing Rims on Spike while I'm trying to Game Trailers TV.

Kinburn

That can't be serious right? They have to know how stupid it really is.

Or is there really that dumb a target market out there?

niacin

Oh dear god. I think I just lost at least 14 IQ points.

GregoriusH

They sure understand their market.

Luckyjim

I think a good head shot would take her out right away.

Okari

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: sad thing is, its not trying to be funny.

Mr.DuckSauce

The title should be "Stupid Hot Chicks In Game-Related Clips"

Schoolimangooli

I'm a pretty good aim, I'm sure I can nail her between her eyes.
I can also shoot her in the game.

necksnap

pylon_trooper

Wow. She is NOT attractive.

RSGun

How worthless is this?

ShirtGuyDom

"I award you no points, and we are all now stupider for having listened to you."

-WPack911

WPack911

Excellent.

Also, that's not wasting bullets - that's natural instincts.

Gutzman

Gross!

TheresaP

deathscent

@The_Inquisitor: Ironically this kind of comedy is the reason I do watch television.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Oh lawd. This is hilarious.

Candlejack

"It takes more than one shot to take me out baby!"
How about a NUKE!!!!....
No? not even that? Dammit!!!!

N3v3r.kNows.b3st.

Where can I go to get 40 seconds of my life refunded?

That was by far the single most lame thing I have seen yet this year. This is the sort of pathetic crap that makes me glad I don't watch television.

The_Inquisitor

mescalineeyes

I dunno... every button she said made me spill the milk.

Seita

ahh, pretty girls that pretend to like games.

JackTretton

It burns the mind & senses like acid on flesh.

Moonshadow101

while wasting your time watching this clip, you could have been searching for funny clips involving kittens on youtube. think about that.

pandafresh

@okenny :):

O_o

Jac21

@The_Inquisitor: in the words of zapp branigan: what are you, gay?

thisbeatisbadass

@Erwin: Hey man... *tries not laugh* ... to each his own. Aside from the fact that the video isn't very good, the contents therein calls one's taste into question, and the fact that audio selection kinda makes the whole thing a little creepy as in a "someone took this too seriously" kinda way, mgy love interests are his own and should be respected.

okenny :)

Ok so maybe it doesnt make the most sense but i could think of worse ways to deliver cheats or fill up Air time on the telly.(the magical amount anyone?)

SofaKingHI

This quite possibly could be the best girl + game combination yet. I'll watch!

PaulHunter

@Garro: Hey, it's a step above prostitution.

Iceking5

@hirostroud:
L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... L3...... R3...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TheExiledLeader

I remember when there were cheat code books in paper back. Hottest cheats of the year, they were. I don't know if they still have them, but GameFAQs takes all comers. Why bother with anything else? Even if there's a cute chick in a miniskirt and bikini top.

I always wonder what those women think when they pull jobs like this.

Garro

@mgy: Seriously?

Erwin

She literally ate the prompter.

I wish I could get paid making this stuff up, life would be on cruise control.

Fyren

Hilarious! This got the pause treatment after the second button in the code was mentioned. I have never heard someone try to make "R3.....L3" sound so sexy. I'll agree with JayNTampa and say that this is embarassing for all gamers.

The next step from here is having sex while giving out codes to viewers. $$$

SAKY

+ Watch video

mgy

Ten bucks says she doesn't even know where the "L3" and "R3" are.

mikejonas

@Enimor: mmm... Kristen Holt...

E-Grizzle

Hey Spike, try this: Step forward, step back, spin around three times and jump.

Erwin

@N3v3r.kNows.b3st.: Um, that actually had a double meaning

Acunia

I bet your Daddy's proud, honey. Now get going. You're going to be late for work. You know you need enough time to grease the pole before you dance.

PapaBear434

L3.......R3.......L3.......R3.......

hirostroud

@Jac21: wha... it was said out of love >.>

okenny :)

She's hot. But why does that remind me of a certain young Vietnamese woman, talking to a certain young group of Marines, in a certain hated war a few decades ago.

"Me love you long time"??
BWAHAHAHAH

Black_Ops_19

OK to those who say she's not hot...fuck you...who is your girlfriend, a supermodel? She's pretty good looking to me. Half you you here don't have a girl and the other half is nowhere near that good looking. Now she does sound ridiculous and probably have no time to play rainbow six in the first place.

nxp3

ugh, I want to shoot that girl so badly!!!!!

chaos_isnt_here

Her attempt to make the cheat code sound hot makes hurt my ears and makes me hate video games a little bit. Oh GTA4 will be here soon? I feel better.

sbryce

Again, as I mentioned in the Phil Harrison article, I don't see anything wrong here. Cary on people. Good work.

nxp3

@CocaColaZero: relative, yes. her hot on the beach, yes. her hot right there, yes.

all opinions, yes.

wanting to know what game it was, no.

snowlock

hotness is relative. If you saw this girl at the beach, yeah, she's hot. In a commercial this retarded that is based on the premise of her being hot? She's not *that* hot in context. She just isn't.

BTW, game looks like it is Rainbow Six: Vegas if you really wanted to know.

CocaColaZero

@CocaColaZero: she is that hot, unless you don't like women

snowlock

i don't think they cared about getting the cheats out there.
as a matter of fact, i couldn't tell you what game she was giving out a cheat for,
much less what buttons you have to press (besides L3.)

i don't know if "lighten up" is the response i'm looking for or not,
but just keep in mind how hot the chick in the video actually is.

snowlock

I keep trying that but I somehow cannot find those buttons she was mentioning on my 360 controller.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

@thisbeatisbadass: ROFLMFAO XD. Man, That was Solid Gold right there. isn't that line from where they were captured by giant amazon women (in a planet where men were "extinct")?

Luna

@wicko: imagine her with a caveman voice!

Luna

The most insulting thing about this is that she isn't really *that* hot. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's an attractive girl and hot by girl-you-see-on-the-street standards, but she isn't nearly hot enough to pull off what they were going for here, unless they're saying that as gamers we have low standards when it comes to girl hotness.

Plz try again... with more hotness!

CocaColaZero

LOL american gammers

nypad5

she's hot, and her other videos too. Her way of seducing is very attractive hehe

reptile168

More than one shot huh?

Well what about the Pyro's flamethrower? I mean one shot, but if she cant get to a medic, dispenser, or spawn area, she's pretty much toast. Plus theres the spy and his butterfly knife.

she wouldn't even see him coming =(

this went to a scary place.

KreacherOfBloodandRank

I thought it was hilarious. Having R6 Vegas in the background was pointless, as you can't see what's going on back there. And hearing a hot chick slowly recite a cheat to a video game isn't exactly something that turns me on. And what the hell does the cheat do? Of course we "wanna take out the bad guys", but it would help if we knew what the hell we were doing!

TheCheese33

@The_Inquisitor: This type of stuff makes me glad G4 (Spike TV 2) decided it doesn't want to work in any of the building I frequent (home, school, etc.) anymore. Though I do miss AOTS... :(

DONNYchiban

*sigh* I remember the first time a woman hit my L3 and R3. Man, my camera went spinnin' like there was no tomorrow!

Sawboss

That was really stupid. Hot though.

DefHamster

gee thanks hot chick. what would i do without you?

Orionsaint

Instead, they should have a combination of PlayBoy and Tips&Tricks magazines. BINGO!!!

King Seafoam

As a reasonably attractive gamer girl there's that part of me that wants to be offended. This enforces the misconception that female gamers are incredibly rare and at the mercy of men not to mention the stereo type that gamer men and men in general are so easily bribed by breasts. But honestly? I can't get myself too worked up over it. Men who are stupid enough to fall for this are not men I'd have anything to say to anyhow and I at least hope she's getting paid well. If she wants to make money showing off breasts to dumb adolescents more power to her. But really I hope that men at least want a modicum of substance in their spank material. Or they're wasting money on writers and they could just let her stand there and speak nonsense and let the masses mute the TV.

ConstantCupcake

I watched about 5 seconds before stopping.

AzureDrag0n1

@deathscent: Nah, you gotta go for the knife kill. That or wait around a corner and go for the chainsaw. Also, that was almost horrible enough to be awesome.

rdj

Fyren

@yodablues: EXACTLY.

Someone stop G4 before they give video games an even worse name.

And Spike, too.

peAr_nectAr

holy crap i'm gonna quit gaming altogether!

diablofreak

Give me Morgan Webb or Kristin Holt over that "chick" any day.

Captain Impulse

I just can't decide what bothers me more:
The (really not that hot) girl trying too hard, or the fact that she is what the network is almost solely basing their hopes for ratings on.

mackincheese

I went from Whoa to Embarassed to Urg.

unmarkedone

@ConstantCupcake: Yes. Why is it the only time there are girls and video games involved, the girls don't know anything about games and are wearing bras? There needs to be a more forceful female gamer image present, I'd say.

peAr_nectAr

Seriously, these girls would look less taken advantage of in hardcore pornography.
Seriously, DP from two black guys is equal to "L3. R3. L3. R3." Look it up.

Mavwick

Who sister did they get too do this?

Colibri

wow, that was funny! nice way to start my day....
But is this thin actually supposed to be taken seriously?
I just thought it was comedy...

Skitch01

Delightful! This reminds me of when I was a kid and made fun of ridiculous videogame programs like Video & Arcade: Top 10. For those who remember, "it's letter time, it's letter time!"

I will give it to SpikeTV though: they've taken it to a new level of awful.

Fut

If you need more than one shot to take someone out in R6Vegas, then you need to l2p.

eskimo-bob

@GregoriusH: same here.
I don't think this is the GameFaq killer Spike is hoping for.

captain_laxpants

Oh dear. I feel dumber just for watching this.

Evil Jim

Sex sells.
Demonstrated time and again as a sound business principle.
But it only works on easily influenced people for a short time.
Just like the jedi mind trick actually works some of the time for a girl a know.

StartRunning

Thanks non-working volume slider, I just lost my job.

McKack

@McKack: You're right, it doesn't work, and I hope you weren't serious.

peacefuloutrage

@mescalineeyes: I especially loved the gesticulating and the over-emphasized words. "Circle"

peacefuloutrage

I think that television just died a slow and painful death.

Ptolemy

Two words. Super. Retard.

shadow_judge

Ughhhhhhhh.

/facepalm

argh

Oh my god, that was a damn good laugh. I was just speechless, afterwards, because that clip is retarded.

zerokoolpsx

That was stupid.

ST19AG_WGreymon

Holy crap that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen!!!

I bet she's raving on her MySpace page about appearing in a Spike commercial... oh come on... you know she has a MySpace page!

goddessakasha

Damn, my IQ dropped 5 points when she said "ciiiiircllllleeeee".

LaughingCrow

Surely inputting any cheat code that slow would result in failure?

They should have made her say it in real-time.

Cat-Duck

/head->desk

Werrick

l3 r3 l3 r3 circle :motion: l3 r3 l3 r3

goatmale

lol?

HelmetRule

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Ironic detachment gets old fast. Unless you have access to vast hordes of marijuana.

pedantic_dandy

I wish I was a hot woman. She must've made a week's worth of my salary just for saying playstation buttons like she wants to have sex with them!

skullkid