xbox 360
Bionic Commando: Rearmed Rated M
Posted by Mike Fahey at 1:40 AM on April 16, 2008
Hey kids! Better get a parent's permission before purchasing Capcom's Bionic Commando: Rearmed for Xbox Live Arcade or PlayStation 3! Various ratings organisations have made the call, and the game has gotten mature ratings all around, due to violence and such. The announcement is being made via the Bionic Commando website in the form of a cute little faux in-game communique, which makes references to other Capcom titles like Lost Planet and Dead Rising. Just remember kids, if your parents give you any grief, the game is all about making Hitler's head explode, and if they don't support that sort of thing they are goose-stepping, tiny-mustache wearing Nazi supporters.
Bionic Commando Comminucator [Official Site via Videogaming247]

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noamjamski
Posted 2:23 AM 16/4/08
I'm LOVING this new Capcom cross-platform synergy!
Does this mean after I make Hitler's head asplode I will get the opportunity to photograph it erotically?
noamjamski
Vincent060
Posted 2:22 AM 16/4/08
@Mike Fahey: That is not good enough. The only thing we accept here is if you were drunk. Now, have you or have you not been drinking? Answer honestly, we have ways to see if you lie.
Vincent060
jackal888
Posted 2:17 AM 16/4/08
jackal888
liquid_kore
Posted 2:13 AM 16/4/08
@Mike Fahey: CONFIRMED! Don King video game encourages senseless Spellchecker/Clippy the Paperclip murder!
liquid_kore
jesp3r
Posted 2:13 AM 16/4/08
@Mike Fahey: It was just a minor grammar error... Happens to everyone. *pat*
jesp3r
duckmouth
Posted 2:13 AM 16/4/08
@Chippy180: You mean 'their' post, right? Oh the irony...
duckmouth
Hubert Humphrey Methadone
Posted 2:09 AM 16/4/08
Is that Matt LeBlanc giving me orders? I'd never follow Joey into battle.
Hubert Humphrey Methadone
willy626
Posted 2:09 AM 16/4/08
@KillerBee:
I was sort of hoping someone would've flamed you for your obvious troll by now, but maybe im just an evil cynic like that.
Anywho, yah, thats kinda lame that they changed it to M. I mean, im pretty sure that even HD its not gonna scar any kid. Sure as hell didnt me.
willy626
Mike Fahey
Posted 2:07 AM 16/4/08
AND IN MY DEFENSE.....of is spelled correctly.
Mike Fahey
-EDGE-
Posted 2:07 AM 16/4/08
Now that it's rated "M" can we put Hitler back in the game Capcom?
-EDGE-
Mike Fahey
Posted 2:07 AM 16/4/08
@jesp3r: Sorry, Don King killed the spellchecker. Fixing that.
Mike Fahey
Rodent
Posted 2:04 AM 16/4/08
Anyone heard any grumblings about this game coming to the PSP in the future?
Rodent
male roof blower
Posted 2:01 AM 16/4/08
@Chippy180: Last time I checked, of is a word. Spell check would have done nothing.
male roof blower
Project Thanatos
Posted 2:01 AM 16/4/08
ESRB is full of lulz.
Project Thanatos
Godluvsugly
Posted 2:01 AM 16/4/08
i think it's important for all children ages 5 and up to be able to blow up Hitler's head this game should be rated E... otherwise the Nazi's won
Godluvsugly
male roof blower
Posted 2:01 AM 16/4/08
@TaggarT6: non-nonsensical? Does that make it sensical?
male roof blower
Chippy180
Posted 2:01 AM 16/4/08
Lol,somebody never spell checked there posttttttt!
'...for Xbox Live Arcade of PlayStation 3!'
Chippy180
KeroseneClimax
Posted 2:00 AM 16/4/08
KeroseneClimax
BlackIceJoe
Posted 1:59 AM 16/4/08
Well I am happy to see nothing was changed to bring it to PSN and Xbox Live. I am looking forward to playing this game again to see if the game still is fun or not.
BlackIceJoe
ekstrapiksels
Posted 1:57 AM 16/4/08
Wow. That's hardcore.
ekstrapiksels
TaggarT6
Posted 1:57 AM 16/4/08
Wasn't it reported a while back that the ESRB reviewing system was severely broken and non-nonsensical.
TaggarT6
Grumps
Posted 1:55 AM 16/4/08
@DARTH_TIGRIS: there was no ratings then. They edit rereleases all the time because of this.
Grumps
jesp3r
Posted 1:54 AM 16/4/08
The "Xbox Live Arcade of PlayStation 3".
I'd like that.
jesp3r
arepeegee
Posted 1:54 AM 16/4/08
I'm really excited for this game. The original was awesome and this looks even better. Updated classics FTW!
arepeegee
male roof blower
Posted 1:53 AM 16/4/08
They should have made everyone Legos and made you fight non-descript evil forces.
male roof blower
DARTH_TIGRIS
Posted 1:52 AM 16/4/08
That's ....... strange. What did they CHANGE to get an M rating????? It can't be because of the head explosion alone, can it?
This is a very, very strange decision. Game should be rated E or T. If I was able to play it as a kid, so should the kids today.
Well, that's my opinion anyway.
DARTH_TIGRIS
StupidityTries
Posted 1:51 AM 16/4/08
Is this the first "M" rated game available by download? I'm not aware of any others...
StupidityTries
GundamAC197: Proud new Wii60 Owner!
Posted 1:51 AM 16/4/08
Heh, clever. Can't wait to make Hitler's head asplode.
GundamAC197: Proud new Wii60 Owner!
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 1:51 AM 16/4/08
HEAD EXPLOSION CONFIRMED!!!!!!
Mr.SithNinja
KillerBee
Posted 1:48 AM 16/4/08
....for mediocre?
KillerBee
Highlander Wolf
Posted 2:46 AM 16/4/08
Exploding Hitler's head FTW.
[uk]
+ Watch video
Highlander Wolf
KeroseneClimax
Posted 2:27 AM 16/4/08
KeroseneClimax
bobtheduck
Posted 3:22 AM 16/4/08
@StupidityTries: There's also "Cash, Guns, Chaos", and nearly everything on Steam...
bobtheduck
mind in rewind
Posted 3:21 AM 16/4/08
@Mav: Yeah, what the hell was that?
Anyway, that video was awesome.
mind in rewind
TaggarT6
Posted 3:20 AM 16/4/08
@male roof blower:
Whoops! I put one too many nons in my comment. Dang, that means I've reached my non quota for the week. :(
TaggarT6
AzureDrag0n1
Posted 3:15 AM 16/4/08
1 head explosion is enough to get an M rating?
AzureDrag0n1
7ucky
Posted 3:14 AM 16/4/08
Haaaaaaal! He's.... he's gone.....
7ucky
JorgieX
Posted 3:12 AM 16/4/08
JorgieX
Pinhead
Posted 3:04 AM 16/4/08
Hey! Someone put blood in my violence!
Pinhead
Mav
Posted 2:56 AM 16/4/08
What did I just vote for at the end, there?
Mav
RubyMars
Posted 2:52 AM 16/4/08
@Chippy180: I think Fahey forgot to use the context checker, since 'of' is spelled correctly but used incorrectly. You, on the other hand, forgot to use your homonym checker. It would've told you that 'there' and 'their' sound the same, but have different meanings...
As for Bionic Commando: Rearmed, I'm hoping that the new, M-rated build includes more of the blood and guts and nudities that we the gamers crave to the very depths of our black and twisted souls. I also hope that they include some sweet, sweet Mike Patton voice-work to get us all stoked for the new Bionic Commando game!
RubyMars
GhaleonUnlimited
Posted 2:52 AM 16/4/08
Advance with Caution...
GhaleonUnlimited
zanzibarlegend
Posted 3:43 AM 16/4/08
@KillerBee: hmmmmmm. i smell flame-bait, so i will pass go and collect $200
zanzibarlegend
dowingba
Posted 3:29 AM 16/4/08
This is an unfortunate by-product of the world of gaming today.
Back in the day, when games were still considered to be "for kids", even really violent and adult-oriented games were A-OK as far as anyone cared.
Today, with a rating system in place (which is a good thing, as it allows games like GTA to be released without reasonable people thinking they shouldn't be released, alot of the games we enjoyed as kids are now thought of as not-suitable.
If I was a parent, I'd let my kids play most of the M-Rated games I play. But it's up to the parent. And alot of kids will miss out on an awesome game because of this rating.
But as I said, it's just an unfortunate by-product of an otherwise good system we have in place today.
(My main beef with the ESRB is that Zelda games get T ratings nowadays. You can't sit here and tell me that Twilight Princess is anything but kid friendly.)
dowingba
KeroseneClimax
Posted 4:10 AM 16/4/08
KeroseneClimax
bobtheduck
Posted 4:10 AM 16/4/08
@KillerBee: Don't be hasty. Proceed with Caution.
@i_am_not: Hitler's graphic exploding head? Haha, I remember when I first saw it... It's true, for game players, violence was like Porn... Sneaking to friend's houses to play MKII, feeling a rush playing wolfenstein on an old 486... Ah, good times.
bobtheduck
Rodent
Posted 4:06 AM 16/4/08
@jackal888:
Thanks for the reponse.
Hopefully if they do they'll follow the Patapon pricing and release it for $19.
Wishful thinking I know.
Rodent
enigma89
Posted 4:04 AM 16/4/08
Well, when I play it, people better bleed. Alot. Like epic amounts.
enigma89
i_am_not
Posted 4:01 AM 16/4/08
Strange. I don't remember anything REALLY not suitable for kids in this game.
i_am_not
Erwin
Posted 3:52 AM 16/4/08
@KillerBee: Get out of here you nerd!
Erwin
DaiMacculate
Posted 3:51 AM 16/4/08
@KeroseneClimax: Wow they gave Marathon on XBLA an M rating? I own the game and never noticed this somehow. On what criteria I wonder? I mean even with the HD "upgrade" (I always play with the original GFX), the worst thing is probably the b.o.b.s exploding/dying, and I've seen things on that level in T rated games before, IMO.
DaiMacculate
KoolAidMan
Posted 5:38 AM 16/4/08
Exploding Head Hitler, woohoo!
KoolAidMan
fuchikoma
Posted 6:00 AM 16/4/08
Say what? Huh? But it's... a platformer. Is Metal Slug also M?
Huh, works for me anyway. I guess it better not be censored or visibly altered then. I am looking forward to it even if the overhead shots I saw reminded me of... Ikari Warriors *shudder*.
fuchikoma
GunSavior
Posted 3:46 AM 16/4/08
I've been keeping up with the bionic commando podcast and they mentioned rearmed getting rated M in episode 12 I believe. Anyway, the game's producer comments that the reason why Rearmed is getting rated M is because the head explosion is supposed to last for 30 long, juicy, slow motion seconds. It's supposed to be quite gory.
GunSavior
GunSavior
Posted 2:22 AM 16/4/08
I've been keeping up with this game for awhile. Listening to their podcast; fan of the original etc. In the last podcast they bring this up. And the ONLY reason why this game is getting rated M is because the head explosion at the end of the game is supposed to last for 30 long, juicy, slow motion seconds. I imagine angels are supposed to sing too.
GunSavior
Vexorg
Posted 6:46 AM 16/4/08
I believe that the Metal Slugs are usually rated T.
Vexorg
Pezdispenser
Posted 6:30 AM 16/4/08
No Spoiler Alert!? Jerk...
Pezdispenser
chiefpoopingpants
Posted 7:16 AM 16/4/08
@DARTH_TIGRIS:
Yeah because the fact they had no ratings back then must mean it's not an M now with upgraded graphics.
chiefpoopingpants
KM91
Posted 8:36 AM 16/4/08
Wow. An exploding Hitler head? I'd buy it.
KM91
Highlander Wolf
Posted 9:17 AM 16/4/08
@GunSavior: BC:Rearmed 'Sploding Hitler Head = 30 seconds?
Now that... that's just overkill! But hey, it's Hitler, so it's alright I guess.
Highlander Wolf
Pornosaur
Posted 9:16 AM 16/4/08
Sorry missed the comment above that kind of confirms my dream. I'm off to weep a little.
Pornosaur
Pornosaur
Posted 9:14 AM 16/4/08
I do remember the story being a little "edgy" even when I was 10 playing this. Maybe this means they did a full screen polygon pushing "Scanners" version of the head explosion with the little blood and brain bits floating out like the redone deathstar explosion. I'm all over this either way.
Pornosaur
Numero10
Posted 10:15 AM 16/4/08
Soooo GRAW gets a Teen rating and this gets Mature....wow.
Numero10
Karlott
Posted 10:15 AM 16/4/08
Anyone find it hilarious that Capcom themselves put this up which disses other Capcom games? Plus this was great:
"Hitl--er, Master-D"
Karlott
el_rezzo
Posted 1:19 PM 16/4/08
This actually makes me want to play the trial.
el_rezzo
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 1:35 PM 16/4/08
@male roof blower: They'd still get away with the head exploding then.
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
diodegrey
Posted 2:14 PM 16/4/08
rating bionic commando M is like hating freedom. if this game gets an M rating the terrorists win.
diodegrey