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Super Pii Pii Brothers...What Can You Say?
Posted by Mark Wilson at 5:00 AM on April 2, 2008
Occasionally there's a story that hits on April 1st that you only wish was a prank. Pii Pii Brothers, a $US 35 import for the Nintendo Wii, is such a story. OK, it's actually just a prank. But still.
The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote.Oh man. And it only gets worse.
A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points.OK, I'll admit that the game sorta had me until the peeing on homeless animals part. Seriously, peeing on stray pets? Seriously?
If there's any good that's come of this, it's that women can experience the thrill of virtual bipedal urination. In other words, no good has come of this. Happy April 1st. Super Pii Pii Brothers [ThinkGeek via Geekologie]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
WiiInMyEye
Posted April 2, 2008 12:45 PM
Pure Gold(en showers)
Zorba
Posted 6:00 AM 2/4/08
Hey but if you just take R.R.Rabbids, the rabbits dont like carrot juice part - rename with rabbits dont like pepee and you're set.
Zorba
Odie20XX
Posted 5:57 AM 2/4/08
C'mon! ThinkGeek ALWAYS has these kinda things on April 1st :P
Gotta give em credit for their originality...also saw a pregnancy test USB stick xD
Odie20XX
Project Thanatos
Posted 5:47 AM 2/4/08
Hey now. I don't need a Wii game to piss on everything. That's what lunch breaks are for.
Project Thanatos
ila
Posted 5:43 AM 2/4/08
@KM91: The name needs to be something better, like Wii Wee or something.
And I blame my inability to read fully for the confusion.
ila
KM91
Posted 5:42 AM 2/4/08
It just seems too crazy to be true, but for some odd reason, it wouldn't surprise me.
KM91
frederic249
Posted 5:40 AM 2/4/08
im sure a lot of gals would actualy enjoy a game like this, especially if it had a "write your name in snow" minigame.
frederic249
Americo
Posted 5:37 AM 2/4/08
@ph15h: I'd honestly buy it if it was a stand alone game. It would most likely be much better than the Burger King games.
Americo
Gam3r
Posted 5:35 AM 2/4/08
The kind of games you'll see on WiiWare...
Gam3r
SuperMaxZero
Posted 5:35 AM 2/4/08
@Witzbold:
Can I join? Let's make it a class-action lawsuit.
SuperMaxZero
CancerMan
Posted 5:34 AM 2/4/08
how aboot super pii pii brothers VS super poo poo brothers
CancerMan
seafisch
Posted 5:34 AM 2/4/08
@sisedi: not infinitely, but yes
seafisch
rkalajian
Posted 5:29 AM 2/4/08
heh...piipii
rkalajian
ph15h
Posted 5:29 AM 2/4/08
GAH MY EYES...
This wouldn't seem like a game even if it was real. This would be more like a Mario Party 9 minigame.
ph15h
Mark Wilson
Posted 5:28 AM 2/4/08
@Witzbold: OK.
Mark Wilson
Witzbold
Posted 5:24 AM 2/4/08
Mr. Wilson Im suing you for mental anguish and trauma.
Witzbold
kw4k
Posted 5:24 AM 2/4/08
another must-have for the wii-wii
kw4k
MeanMF
Posted 5:24 AM 2/4/08
I'm ordering a shrinter.
MeanMF
Andrew831
Posted 5:23 AM 2/4/08
If it weren't from Japan I'd dismiss it out of hand.
That rhymed. Anyway it's still April 1 so I refuse to believe anything. Even a news story that claims the sky is blue.
Andrew831
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 5:23 AM 2/4/08
DAMMIT IT IS FAKE! Just tried to order it. When you click "add to cart" you get the "HA HA APRIL FOOLS!" page.
Mr.SithNinja
NES8bt
Posted 5:21 AM 2/4/08
think of the other uses for games for the Wii Controller Strap on Harness
NES8bt
CogSmooch
Posted 5:20 AM 2/4/08
look at the shot where it shows the person playing and the TV...the motions of the 'mote don't match what's on screen...
gullible?
CogSmooch
Zenax
Posted 5:20 AM 2/4/08
I must own this game, please say its not fake.
Zenax
KingDavid73
Posted 5:19 AM 2/4/08
+ Watch video
also a zelda movie trailer
[movies.ign.com]
KingDavid73
Anicode
Posted 5:19 AM 2/4/08
I am not much for simulators...
Anicode
MisterSleep
Posted 5:19 AM 2/4/08
Thank you, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we are all taking golden showers.
MisterSleep
Amuro1X
Posted 5:17 AM 2/4/08
Oh God...
That Wiimote is going to be used in terribly wrong ways...
Amuro1X
rabidkeebler
Posted 5:17 AM 2/4/08
All I have to think is how great this would be as a party game.
rabidkeebler
Woodwater
Posted 5:15 AM 2/4/08
@Woodwater: Aaahh yes. That was fun.
My cat seems slighly peeved though.
Woodwater
ivan225
Posted 5:14 AM 2/4/08
wow i get my cat wet when i pii too.
ivan225
CakeMongler ★★
Posted 5:14 AM 2/4/08
lol, ThinkGeek... I'm going to have to browse their site today for weirdness.
CakeMongler ★★
zany_ninja
Posted 5:13 AM 2/4/08
And what, nintendo will actually allow this to be published? What about the Nintendo seal of quality?
zany_ninja
Sofox
Posted 5:13 AM 2/4/08
For anyone who's in any doubt over whether this is real or not, hit the "Add to cart" button on the thinkGeek page.
Sofox
Sheogorath
Posted 5:12 AM 2/4/08
This looks like a shop. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
Sheogorath
relax_guy
Posted 5:12 AM 2/4/08
don't let jack thompson know.... videogames currently aren't linked with watersports. >_<
relax_guy
ggodo
Posted 5:11 AM 2/4/08
@Bruce Skillis: "That last one was digital piss, this, this is straight from the heart."
ggodo
Zaos
Posted 5:11 AM 2/4/08
It's got about as much depth as half of the wii games currently out unfortunatly, and i think thats what the people who thought it up were thinking.
Zaos
aden.exe
Posted 5:10 AM 2/4/08
Thinkgeek usually have pretty good april fools products. But this just sucks.
aden.exe
sisedi
Posted 5:10 AM 2/4/08
Just me or did she look infinitely hotter in the still?
sisedi
jive238
Posted 5:09 AM 2/4/08
Looks like someone has a bit of penis envy, nyuk nyuk nyuk! Also the WIImote(lol i'm so puny)needs to be at least 12 inches long so I get an accurate feel for the game.
jive238
Pezdispenser
Posted 5:09 AM 2/4/08
My Eyes! The goggles do nahthink!
Pezdispenser
jun581
Posted 5:09 AM 2/4/08
@Bruce Skillis: LMAO! classic and that's from the heart. LOL
jun581
JohnRabbit
Posted 5:09 AM 2/4/08
Thinkgeek has some awesome shit today.
JohnRabbit
harlock_JDS
Posted 5:08 AM 2/4/08
My wife wants the strap on wii holder but not the game.... Should i be scared?
ThinkGeek has the best april 1 pranks.
harlock_JDS
Buttah
Posted 5:08 AM 2/4/08
ROFL. Best April's fool day ever.
Buttah
Candlejack
Posted 5:08 AM 2/4/08
Holy Jesus. I was about to ask "WTF IS SHE WEARING", then I saw the screen. Then I felt like I lost a thousand braincells at once.
Also, I don't want to see Super Number 2 Brothers.
Candlejack
Zegridathes
Posted 5:07 AM 2/4/08
Wait... where's the sensor bar?
Zegridathes
Sofox
Posted 5:07 AM 2/4/08
Yep, thinkGeek have quite a product there. If you check their site, you'll see some other great stuff like a USB pregnancy test and a Betamax to HD-DVD Converter.
Sofox
ila
Posted 5:07 AM 2/4/08
Its an obvious prank, I'm just surprised Wilson seems to think its real, or possibly hes kidding, despite Kotaku's already being done with the April Fool's posts.
ila
Woodwater
Posted 5:07 AM 2/4/08
Wow. Think I'll go play that game right now.
brb.
:P
Woodwater
ThisIsHell666
Posted 5:07 AM 2/4/08
i want this game! :D
ThisIsHell666
Madnoir
Posted 5:07 AM 2/4/08
lol strap on Wii dildo.
Madnoir
ThisIsHell666
Posted 5:06 AM 2/4/08
sold!!!!!!!!!
ThisIsHell666
EmptyRepublic
Posted 5:06 AM 2/4/08
Prank or not, I have no words.
EmptyRepublic
phunky420
Posted 5:06 AM 2/4/08
O rly?
phunky420
Bruce Skillis
Posted 5:06 AM 2/4/08
Come on, this HAS to be a joke. Virtual pee?
It just makes me think of Chappelle's show. "How do we know that piss wasn't digital?"
Bruce Skillis
jun581
Posted 5:06 AM 2/4/08
@EvoAnubis: whew...LOL!!!
jun581
Spiraltribesman
Posted 5:05 AM 2/4/08
Err... What? :D
Spiraltribesman
EvoAnubis
Posted 5:05 AM 2/4/08
Of course he isn't serious.
EvoAnubis
jun581
Posted 5:05 AM 2/4/08
you're shitting me. this got to be fake. it just got to be Fake. lol
jun581
PK2
Posted 5:04 AM 2/4/08
Wait... What? Seriously, this must be the worst Wii game ever (although we were all thinking it.... admit it).
PK2
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 5:04 AM 2/4/08
Your in! Your out!
SigmundTheSeaMonster
ila
Posted 5:04 AM 2/4/08
"Occasionally there's a story that hits on April 1st that you only wish was a prank. Pii Pii Brothers, a $35 import for the Nintendo Wii, is such a story."
...you aren't serious right?
ila
benanna
Posted 6:32 AM 2/4/08
I hope it has online multiplayer and DLC. Just don't cross the streams.
benanna
ggodo
Posted 6:31 AM 2/4/08
@Witzbold: it's the Wii helmet, and is also on sale at Thinkgeek.
ggodo
Witzbold
Posted 6:25 AM 2/4/08
@Mark Wilson: ;D
---
Im curious what in the name of god was that other device the girl on the couch was wearing.
Witzbold
-EDGE-
Posted 6:25 AM 2/4/08
@-EDGE-:
*Self? *Sell?
Freudian slip, you decide…
-EDGE-
-EDGE-
Posted 6:10 AM 2/4/08
That would self MILLIONS!
-EDGE-
rawg
Posted 6:02 AM 2/4/08
damn... why am I turned on by stuff like this?
oops - did I say that out loud?
rawg
avconsumer
Posted 6:43 AM 2/4/08
How funny that the kids thought this might be real.
I pity our future.
avconsumer
Andrew831
Posted 8:01 AM 2/4/08
Actually my real question is why HASN'T Japan made this game yet?
Andrew831
OiScout
Posted 7:38 AM 2/4/08
If its the same girl playing in the video and in the pic ... man they photoshopped the hell out of it
OiScout
josh924
Posted 7:32 AM 2/4/08
"This reminds me of a joke."
+ Watch video
josh924
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 7:29 AM 2/4/08
That's one well hung chick.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Doomstink
Posted 8:24 AM 2/4/08
The fact anyone believed this is ridiculous. The stream of pee never matches her movements in the video.
On a whole other note, that is an awesome game idea. Someone get out there and make this game.
Doomstink
MickyK
Posted 8:20 AM 2/4/08
Is there going to be a game coming out for the guys? I've always wanted to know what it would be like to pee out a vag :(
"Super Pretty Vag Pii Time"?
MickyK
UmmmCake
Posted 8:19 AM 2/4/08
am i the only one who would actually play that. i would definitely play when im drunk if i could turn the damn thing on.
UmmmCake
gatsuuga
Posted 9:22 AM 2/4/08
She should lay off the fatty foods.
gatsuuga
PissedPS3Fan
Posted 9:20 AM 2/4/08
@jun581: Actually, I believe the term would "He's taking the piss." ;)
Aussies: Did I do it right?
PissedPS3Fan
JustThisGuy
Posted 9:46 AM 2/4/08
I'm quite shocked at the number of folks who no longer read the entire post, never mind the actual article. It's as if they read the first three words and bolt for the comment box.
JustThisGuy
JustThisGuy
Posted 10:24 AM 2/4/08
@PissedPS3Fan: I'm not Australian, but I'm pretty sure that "taking the piss" is a phrase of Irish origin that spread out to most other English-speaking countries. Also, I'm not sure if your usage is correct; to say or ask if someone is "taking the piss" is kind of like asking if the subject in question is being serious. I'm pretty sure that there's another colloquialism closer to "you're shitting me", but I can't think of it at the moment.
All that said, I just noticed that this post has reached somewhere upwards of fifty comments and not one single poster has cracked an R. Kelly joke. I'm definitely on the wrong Gawker blog.
JustThisGuy
Kohath
Posted 11:26 AM 2/4/08
This isn't even remotely believable. You'd need some kind of wacky videogame plumber to setup such a world. Like anyone would ever make a plumber videogame character.
Kohath
Thrillhaus
Posted 11:14 AM 2/4/08
Really, the best ideas come from april fools. If this came out at a discount price, like 20 bucks, i would get it in a heartbeat just for the laughs it would get. And im sure i wouldnt be the only one either.
Thrillhaus
OmegaX123
Posted 11:06 AM 2/4/08
@OmegaX123: Grr @ the constant lack of an edit button...
Addendum to my above post: 'as far as I know/can figure'.
OmegaX123
OmegaX123
Posted 11:05 AM 2/4/08
@JustThisGuy: "to say or ask if someone is "taking the piss" is kind of like asking if the subject in question is being serious."
Yes, in much the same way as 'are you kidding/shitting me?' is in American/Canadian english.
OmegaX123
kadaj_sama
Posted 11:42 AM 2/4/08
how does this game react to pelvic thrusts?
kadaj_sama
Jac21
Posted 11:33 AM 2/4/08
Heck, I'd buy it.
Jac21
xpnet
Posted 12:30 PM 2/4/08
lol I posted this earlier in the morning under the Wii Socks ;) Sweet@!
xpnet
cmoody17
Posted 12:14 PM 2/4/08
I like how they didn't even bother to put a sensor bar up to make this.
cmoody17
FrogJon
Posted 1:31 PM 2/4/08
Strap on wiimotes... The Wii broadened their audience to old people with wii bowling and now to lesbians...
FrogJon
joelface
Posted 5:28 PM 2/4/08
lol.. sure to be a party favorite.
joelface
Taco Bell™
Posted 5:15 PM 2/4/08
I want this. I'd be SO good at it...
Taco Bell™
chdir
Posted 7:01 PM 2/4/08
First thing I thought of was that this gameplay mechanic has already been successfully used in the N64 game Conkers Bad Fur Day. It even had multiplayer urinating.
chdir
Livid
Posted 11:44 PM 2/4/08
It looks as good as McCain's Virtual Fireplace!
Livid