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The Grand Theft Auto IV Activity Book For Kids
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 7:40 AM on April 24, 2008
Any mouth breathing simpleton with the power to procreate must know that Grand Theft Auto IV isn't for kids. Right? Right! Therefore, Rockstar has (read: hasn't) cooked up an alternative to the violent, raunchy open world crime fest that's for mature audiences only in the Grand Theft Auto IV Activity Book For Kids. Find the hot coffee, son! Good job!
It's filled with fun, imaginative activities like word searches, coloring and a quick primer on gang signs. The Minus World, you had us at the Mouth sticker. Good times.
Grand Theft Auto IV Activity Book For Kids [The Minus World]
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Jasper_
Posted 8:49 AM 24/4/08
I think there are 12 things...
I'll clean out my desk and show myself to the door...
Jasper_
Beyene
Posted 8:46 AM 24/4/08
The Cross Word is so "Ballsey" or...rebellious?
My Favorite things:
"$50Million"
"MS-MoneyHat"
LOL Ahahaha!
So everything on that list is "real"
So can we say there will Officially be cheat codes?
Beyene
Communist_Gamer
Posted 8:42 AM 24/4/08
Pure GTA Gold. Not really massively looking forward to GTAIV but that humour is still there so maybe I'll try it round a friends house for some laughs.
Communist_Gamer
Erwin
Posted 8:35 AM 24/4/08
@Speshul_K: Niko's shirt, parrot, crown, Banshee, car door (LA/LCPD), car bumper, burger in hand, left background sign (Saint's Row), right background sign (Hot Coffee), Niko's face, something on left cop's shoulder. Didn't you read Highlights?
Erwin
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 8:33 AM 24/4/08
No Goofus and Gallant??? FAIL!
Mr.SithNinja
hikergirl
Posted 8:27 AM 24/4/08
I wonder what would happen if you colored outside the lines....
hikergirl
Does Not Equal
Posted 8:20 AM 24/4/08
Currently broken.
Does Not Equal
Daemonstalker
Posted 8:19 AM 24/4/08
Epic
Daemonstalker
avern
Posted 8:17 AM 24/4/08
SAINTSROW in the crossword?
avern
Jeff Paine
Posted 8:16 AM 24/4/08
They misspelled "EPISODICCONTENT" and "LIBERTYCITY"
Jeff Paine
DanteODiabo
Posted 8:15 AM 24/4/08
This should be in the limited edition!
DanteODiabo
huginn
Posted 8:11 AM 24/4/08
I can see this being banned from schools already.
huginn
dead_red_eyes
Posted 8:04 AM 24/4/08
@Speshul_K:
I found all 11 of them.
dead_red_eyes
dead_red_eyes
Posted 8:03 AM 24/4/08
Oh man, some of these are freaking hilarious!
"By moving your finger, show the shortest way from the hooker to the customer"
lol!
dead_red_eyes
Speshul_K
Posted 8:03 AM 24/4/08
I can only find 9 differences :(
Speshul_K
KnaveX
Posted 9:13 AM 24/4/08
My bad the left thing on the left cops shoulder is also him firing so its 11. sorry for the double post
KnaveX
KnaveX
Posted 9:12 AM 24/4/08
also the cops gun is firing on the bottom pick, so those are 12.
KnaveX
peAr_nectAr
Posted 8:59 AM 24/4/08
@Erwin: Wow, I can't believe I missed the LC and LA switch on the car door. Good thing this booklet taught me how important reading is!
peAr_nectAr
Tyber_Zann
Posted 10:09 AM 24/4/08
@DanteODiabo: Agreed!
I want to help the hooker find the customer, with my finger!
Tyber_Zann
waterhand
Posted 10:37 AM 24/4/08
@Speshul_K: Did you see both of the guns were being fired in the second shot? That would count as the two you may be missing.
waterhand
inn1t
Posted 11:18 AM 24/4/08
Murderher? ...
Worst booklet ever.
Looking forward to the game though.
inn1t
kingme
Posted 1:52 PM 24/4/08
I found all of them :D
1. Black Eye
2. Sign on the right
3. Sign on the left
4. Bumper Sticker
5. Burger
6. Parrot
7. Something floating in the sky?
8. Gun Shot (below the parrot's tail)
9. Gun Shot Wound
10. Crown
11. Car Door Sign
kingme
TetsuBo
Posted 7:35 PM 24/4/08
Love the text on the labyrinth, "Bend your fragile mind".
Go on kids, bend it.
TetsuBo
MyEasyTV
Posted 5:52 AM 25/4/08
cue Jack Thompson in 3, 2,1 ..it's bible thumping time!
MyEasyTV
MyEasyTV
Posted 5:50 AM 25/4/08
Cue Jack Thompson in 3, 2, 1 ...it's bible time.
MyEasyTV