Hmmm, sounds quite delicious. Saved for a later date when I have more cash and a hankering for some hard liquor.

SpishackCola

So next time you see a glowing review for an EA product here on Kotaku, it was probably because the 'journalist' was drunk off his ass.

Remember that.

Cloral

@SlowDeath420:"You know,the fact they bothered to spend the time and money on this makes me feel ill:

It actually kind of makes me feel thirsty ;)

homernoy

My god... some of those sound really good. *heads to fridge and liquor cabinet... rummage rummage rummage* Sweet! Cucumbers!

TheMagnificen7

If only we could get full recipes for these drinks...I could definitely go for a Dead Space right about now. I do love me some Maker's Mark...

kongamaniac

@Eirias:

very much so.

Lot Krotan

Wow. Lotus makes an "energy" vodka. That disturbs me for some reason.

Eirias

Cucumbers are a vastly underutilized drink resource.

Eirias

So... EA is actually playing up the Iron Curtain descending across the continent of gaming and stifling originality and creativity, somehow inducing the fundamental nature of communism using the most fundamental nature of capitalism?

Maybe they've got this figured out. If one of the Presidential Candidates would just come out and say "Yeah, I'm going to run the country into the fucking ground, and there's nothing you can do about it because the only candidates left will too!", he'd get votes for being honest.

tzaketh

Can't I just get a regular coke...or perhaps even Hi-C.

Mikey G

You know,the fact they bothered to spend the time and money on this makes me feel ill.

SlowDeath420

holy crap im impressed!

djbrandon

That pic is...wrong.

yashichi8bit

Man, I'd take a Jack and Coke over every single one of those drinks any day.

RonCey

Condemed 2 smoothie:

Buttermik, Wild Turkey, Black Tar Heroin, stirred with a rusty nail and served in a highball filled with ice chips.

Eyerox

The Sims Special:

Your first purchase goes toward a glass and some vodka. Ice now available for 3.99! Lime slices coming next month!

Polterg3ist

Inner pedant: cachaça is spelled like so. There's an 's' sound for the last c (and a 'sh' sound for the ch).

obonicus

Sonic Speedball:

Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, and crystal Meth served in a gold rimmed glass. garnish with emeralds and two tails.

Parapraxis

Mushroom Kingdom Cocktail:
Aged Vodka distilled from turtle shells, served in a lead pipe, with a Psilocyban mushroom as garnish.

Parapraxis

@Atheist Jew:

Honestly, I agree. I hate to drink. Except for Jack Daniels and Chocolate Schnapps, of all things. Basically, I won't drink something if it doesn't taste good, no matter what it'll do to me. I hate cough syrup, too. Same reason.

tzaketh

How about some drinks that don't involve us drowning ourselves in alcohol? I will never understand the compulsion of social drinking. It seems like one of the most stupid things a person can do, and yet getting drunk off your ass is somehow socially acceptable.

Atheist Jew

If you look close enough at that EA logo you can tell that those fists belong to the EA executive management team, but what you can't see is that the EA marketing folks actually air-brushed out what was their original idea and that is to have those fists going up the asses of their customers and pulling out $60.00 dollar bills.

Solarion

My only point of contention is the Rock Band beverage. The actual rock star instructions are so:

Open cheap whisky.
Pour into mouth in large gulps.
Repeat until bottle is empty.

Mansteak

The 'Left 4 Dead' cocktail sounds like a pain in the ass to make. Every time I have to make an old fashioned and muddle all that shit, its a giant pain in the ass.

ThisCharmingMan

I guess I'm a little disappointed that these drinks have nothing to do with the games they represent, unlike the drinks presented to us by Mansteak, Parapraxis, Polterg3ist, and Eyerox. See now, all those make sense to me.

peAr_nectAr

While I love a good cachaça, I really don't think lemon+mango would work that great together...

solar_tf

EA just went up a few notches, in my book. That's awesome.

Daiden

That is quite the line up

AqueousBeef

I have a hard time believing the picture...the drinks I can handle...that picture though. Really, EA?

Mecharine

@Eyerox:

THIS

The Mass Effect sounds pretty inteteresting, tho. Never considered using fresh basil in a drink. But it just so happens that I have it growing on my window sill. I'm tipping one back for Commander Sheppard.

BlackdogGT

@Atheist Jew:

As someone who likes to drink but who isn't keen on throwing up, believe me when I say it's more than possible to drink and enjoy yourself and not regret it in the morning.

There's a big difference between social drinking and getting drunk off your ass. But hey, teetotaler's are cool with me, someone needs to be designated driver :p)

skullivan

@Solarion: and the ping pong paddle they were going to use to scoop out the bills?

sirsonik

Ooh! Lemme try! Lemme try!

The Madden: Wild Turkey, Cold Duck, and Chicken Broth

The Sims: A shot of Everclear, and a gallon of water

boopadoo

this event was at the supperclub in San Francisco and was full of wankers. Super lame...

shaneone5000

Peter Moore
The point of this drink is for it to show the color of whatever is behind it, so... straight up vodka.

calnick0

@obonicus: I was going to say that :)

Pentex

@108: nominating myself for comment of the week again

108

What was "Too Human"? A bottle of Budweiser and a shotgun?

108

@108:
Assuming "Too Human" will be a bottle of piss, then yes.

Riotpoll

@108:

That's NOT FAIR. that was low hanging fruit!

Parapraxis

Haha I think this was quite funny.

TearsandScreams

I am so trying a mass effect on friday after work...

demonspawn2578