hahaha, Boll really knows how to try to milk free press. Yeah 10 tickets to postal will get you into the the nonexistent fight. I don't know if I'd see that movie once let alone 10 times.

RydrX

OK, people, enough! He's just a straight-up attention whore, and everytime someone says his name, he shows up acting like a brain-damaged clown in the hopes that he'll get one more sucker to pay to see another of his crappy movies. The more you talk about him, the more he wins -- don't do it!

dougr650

lol Desperate to sell tickets to Postal from what I see.

y2julio

Bay made The Rock, and for that I will continue to support him, doesn't matter how crappy everything else he makes is, The Rock is beyond awesome

Xerxes 8933A

He. Is. So. Annoying.

Jesus Christ. I hope Michael Bay is a good boxer so he can beat the shit out of Uwe - please Michael, beat enough shit out of him that he can never make another crappy film or obnoxious Youtube video, ever. Again.

Aethyr

Yes, I will buy 10 tickets to watch his stupid movie, then fly all the way to fricken Zaire to watch two 3rd rate directors slap and pull each others hair for 2 hours in an unstable 3rd world country.... that is exactly how I planned to spend my weekend.

moclippa

Geez... never thought I'd be cheering for Michael Bay. But you know what... if I was Bay, I wouldn't stoop to this imbecile's level.

Risky+Safety

Boll boxes his foes a lot. The last one I recall was that guy from SomethingAwful. Boll put him in coma.

(The information I provided you is really wrong so that way someone else can pull up what really happened to prove me wrong.)

Channing

I know Boll is just talking out of his ass to rile up Bay but if this really did happen it would be a win win situation!

iamspoo

lol, I hope bay put boll in the hospital if this actually occurs.

Chaoticevl

HAHA you have to be fucking kidding me. 10 fucking Postal tickets? haha thats horrible. Man i hope this fight is better then some of their movies. *looks more at uwe boll*

Shindokie

@el_rezzo: HAHA, i went to see this at the movies, this one was hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing, i think it well as a comedy.
But i wouldn't mind my money back either.

biofreak

@ZombiePuppy:

I don't remember that part.

axiom

@Nihon no Purin: I recommend watching In The Name Of The King. Jason Stratham, Ron Perlman, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Claire Forlani (Chick from Mallrats), Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski all put in the worst performances of their lives for this piece of crap that should be studied as the polar opposite of a good movie. Makes House Of The Dead look like cinema gold.

el_rezzo

test, test, test... where the hell my comment go? ;[

biofreak

Hilarious :)

I expect Bay to come up with Armageddon 2 after this fight, with Bruce Willis resurrected.

biofreak

Pearl Harbor suked

Gam3r

*Sees this ridiculous farce won't stop.*

*Slides gun barrel into mouth.*

Lezard

Well he is right about Pearl Harbor...

ReidP

God dammit Boll is like that crazy panhandler on the street asking for change and yelling about him being the messiah. You just have to ignore him.

MBC

@el_rezzo: Yep, I'm not saying it isn't working. But the man's got a good thing going there. If he doesn't get people to watch his movies for the movies themselves, he's got to find another way to make a living.

@axiom: Well, I liked it. D: I was only 13 or 14 at the time, and I thought the nurse being shot through with a giant bullet was totally wicked cool.

ZombiePuppy

What a lame comeback. Also your fight poster is dated for a month later. ;)

sanyo

All I can say is WTF....

Scruffylookin13

I will totally buy ten tickets to Postal if it covers for a trip to Zaire. Uwe Boll is a genius.

Lijik

Is this for real? I... speechless...

Krytha

i think i sorta like uwe boll (although it could be because i've never seen any of his movies)

Nihon no Purin

A director that churns out crap... versus another director who churns out crap.

Whoever wins... we still lose.

Dave Silva

Boll's acting like he's in the position to call another directors movies crap. Idiot. He's not even getting publicity for this, he's just digging himself a deeper hole.

PrayFuse

And Pearl Harbour was alright, nothing special but still your run-of-the-mill summer blockbuster.

el_rezzo

My brain hurts...

JerrD74: hates the media

@ZombiePuppy: Obviously his marketing gimmic is working on you then. Have to say I am impressed with Boll, he has drummed up interest in him and Postal out of nothing. Still not going to go see it but the marketing student in me is intrigued.

el_rezzo

Uh-oh. He just talked **** about Pearl Harbor. Boll must fall...

Amazon_Chris

@ZombiePuppy:
You mean Pearl Harbor sucked ass. (the movie not the actual place)

axiom

Oh snap! This is awesome. I hate both these guys movies, but I'm really starting to like them. It's always something insane when Bay or Boll is involved.

BTW, I'm betting on Bay. Boll was a boxer, but Bay is younger, and pretty ripped.

jambe

Heh, gotta love those desperate plugs for his movie. Pathetic.

JoRo1986

Who wants to buy 10 tickets for ANY movie to go to Zaire?

justhesh

Well, I think this will work better than just calling people names and saying he's the best. Even I felt tempted to buy some Postal tickets just to witness the most ridiculous event in entertainment history.

Just for the record: Pearl Harbor kicked ass.

ZombiePuppy

@someguyxvii: They're going to change the name back to Zaire just for this match.

psychicfriend

Y'know, Boll has a point: Pearl Harbor was worse than just about anything, including his own repertoire.

psychicfriend

I don't like Uwe Boll, but for some reason I hope he kicks the living crap out of Michael Bay.

dirkxxdiggler

It's not called Zaire anymore, it's called the Democratic Republic of the Congo, tardo

someguyxvii

@gtrunner2: Dude... Boll knows MMA... no joke, He'll fuck Michael Bay up if they fought. This is the only reason why a small man talks so much shit.

okenny :)

So if I buy 10 tickets to Postal, will they pay for my airfare too?

Yuki

where is this video?

GameJerk

I hope Uwe's Boll's get busted in the ring.

bigdonthedj

You guys are stupid, I much rather have Bay create Crappy films than have Boll create Video game Crappy films. Watch, when postal comes out? I am so going to go see Indiana Jones.

ffmusicdj

@Ellipses253: i was thinking about that one the other day

please FSM let happen in a near future

Grey Gecko

Well it looks like the apocalypse is coming along nicely.

TSlade

The cost of 10 Postal tickets to watch Uwe Boll have the tar beaten out of him? I would've paid thrice that.

Monger King

"you will go down in history, not only for the worst war movie ever: Pearl Harbor, no, also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. Thank you."

Oh.

Snap.

RonCey

i saw this one coming...

F*CK YEAH KICK HIS ASS!!

Grey Gecko

I may be missing it, but they're not actually gonna fight, are they? Either way, it's hilarious.

Samos42

Bay would kick bolls ass for realz

gtrunner2

It's awn

lolgumshoe

The man knows how to talk shit.

Captain Impulse

This must stop... who cares about either of these guys... I think the only way another Uwe Boll post should ever be made is if he is going to fight J. Thompson in a fight to the death... because either way... GAMERS WIN!!!

Ellipses253

Boll is actually kind of funny, he may be a big showmen for himself, but I find his English accent (stemming from the fact that he's German) to be hilarious. And man, you gotta have some serious balls to go out and say that you are gonna whoop someone in a boxing fight, I'll give Boll props for this one.

RTW

:( Why won't Boll go away.

WolfGod

If only he were to agree not to make movies if he lost, then this would probably be alittle better, just a little.

ittekimasu

The guy really is a genius, too bad hes full of shit.

DaFox

Bay is weak! Fight!

Yuki

As much as I love SomethingAwful, remember when Lowtax got destroyed? ahahahaha

WingZero987

@Gam3r: Yeah, Pearl Harbor sucked, but was better than anything Boll has made.

BTW. What. The hell.

g8or8de

@RTW: Do you know the history of Boll and boxing? The jackass picked a couple (maybe 5) journalists to beat up on, but he ONLY chose the skinniest, weakest ones that he knew he could beat up.

As much as I dislike Bay, I dislike loudmouthed bullies more. I hope Bay does fight Boll (after training with Ah-nold and Bruce Willis) and then proceeds to give him the beating he's long deserved.

dabu

Haha, Boll seriously just gets better by the day. If only this match were actually going to happen, it would be pure boxing gold.

VonDante

Actual theater tickets for postal? Those are going to be hard to find. Can we just bring in Postal on dvd, those are like 3 for a dollar.

daschupa

Love how Uwe's only solution is to box. Seriously, its clear that he puts more time into that than into making a decent film.

ila

@okenny :):
MMA would sorta be useless in a boxing match.

tehFluffz

There's a Micheal Bay forum? What has the world come to?

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

Wow, so he made up this "confirmation" huh? Funny.

BPMΔ

I've always thought Uwe Boll was a huge douche. But this and yesterday's pudding show has REALLY made me like him.

I mean, I truly think that Uwe Boll is the lesser of two evils by a long shot. And it's about time someone spoke up about how heinous Michael Bay's films are and how detrimental they are to Western society.

marmidukestank

You have to buy 10 tickets for Postal to be an admission ticket for the fight that Bay didn't even agree too? Does he really think that shit will work? Can he get sued for false advertising if someone buys into the publicity stunt?

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

Boll might make shit films, but I would definitely buy 10 Postal tickets to see him beat the shit out of Bay for ruining Transformers with those crappy robot designs.

photoboy

Boll is a cool guy in the way that only a douchebag can be.

Aimless

Maybe if he changed the location of the match to somewhere a little nearer to where I live, asked a little nicer, and gave me money to go see him, MAYBE then I'd watch this.
Probably not.

StartRunning

Haha. Awesome. I will pay to see Boll beat up Bay.

L_K_M

uwe rulez!

heisert

"Uwe Boll, publicity genius."

Finally the editors see that their is something to this guy! Here is the petition, we all need to sign it, so Boll can be encouraged to carry on his film making legacy!!

[www.petitiononline.com]

PrivateJ0ker

The Moderator was harsh... but somehow refreshing.

ph15h needs a nu job

Urgh uwe's a dick.

ali_g_84uk

One thing that just shows what a winner of a guy Mr. Boll is, is the fact that he likes to solve his issues with violence.

Witzbold

Is he his own PR?,

I don't see how a person can be such a dipshit to even propose such an idea. Any consumer falling for this fiasco should seek some serious help.

...it might be cheaper to buy 10 tickets?...

Fyren

Oh please, Bay, please kick his ass.

Jnas

Oh god I hope Bay kicks his ass.

And another thing, That was the worst blue/or/green screen I've ever seen.

Also... I'm kind of skeptical about the whole Bay agreeing to it thing. Didn't Bay JUST reply recently that we all need to ignore Uwe Boll's very existence? (A good idea if you ask me.)

I'll believe it when I see it. Though I can definitely understand why Bay would do it. (To kick his ass) What more motivation does one need?

mordennight

Guys, guys, let's not fight. You both suck. Can't we just leave it at that?

phicaluk

@Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!: got to it first. Who the hell would join a Michael Bay forum?

Pearl Harbor sucks.... just a little bit more than I miss you

UltraMagnus

@Witzbold: Violence *and* shameless shilling. Can't forget the shameless shilling.

Suzaku

I have to admit, if this was coming on HBO I'd Tivo it.

Graham

Am I the only one that thinks this is pretty good publicity? Yeah, gamers already know when a Boll movie comes out but now Bay fans just became aware - great PR!

I'm rooting for Boll with Postal! :)

midnightz

You clearly can see what the douchery this individual has become, his photoshop backround misses the target by a whole month.

Uwe is half-genius, if the movie were opening tommorow; one or two people might have fallen for the ticket-scheme.
Does he not know that M. Bay will probably file a defamation suit of some sort?. As vomit-inducing as Bay is, he will not agree to a fight.

Fyren

@PrayFuse:
Meh, this is just the right kind of publicity he's trying to get around Postal. And, like it or not, they are succeeding.

Zhal

My God, what a loser.

Jnas

This isn't going to happen its just marketing by Boll. I think its pretty clever of Boll seeing that its gathering so much attention. There's no way Bay really even has time for something like that as most big-shot filmmakers have fairly busy month to month schedules. Boll on the other hand probably has the time.

[www.shootfortheedit.com]

ngidding

I would never fight Michael Bay. I'm pretty sure that every time he throws a punch things explode around him. It could be very dangerous.

Tikey

COME ON BOLL!

As much as I dislike Boll, at least he's entertaining (unlike his films), but Bay just seems to be a tosser

brooza

Can't Michael Bay just sue him for harassment?

Ashurahori

How in the Hell did all of this begin?

Ruisu

Really? Zaire? Interesting.
Wait! I just got a call from the hospital. Mobutu is dead.
You know, like 10 years ago.
Also, Pearl Harbor FTW you dickwad.

frobishlumpkin

Hilarious!
He should stop directing shitty video game movies and start a profitable life in harassing other crappy movie directors.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@Ellipses253:

I lol'd, + star :)

Midori

@psychicfriend: THe House of the Dead makes Pearl Harbor look like the Godfather.

robotleawesome

Go Uwe, kick his ass! Uwe, i feel, is like the gaming communitys really dumb little cousin that tries so hard to come off as cool to you (us).

pandafresh

Why the Bay hate? I don't get it. Pearl Harbour was a naff movie yes. But The Rock? Transformers? The Island? All pretty good in my book.

Comparing him to Boll is just mean. :(

Lemming

We're about 3 drive-bys away from a Biggie/Tupac level feud. Just wait till Bay's Director of Photography takes one in the shoulder from one of Boll's casting agents. It's gonna get heated.

J-Fro

I guess Boll never learned that violence isn't the answer.

EmeraldDragon

LMAO! Sept. 30 is my B-Day!!!! HEHEHHEHEHEH creepy funny B-Day present FTW!

Zookey

I really like Uwe Boll. His movies suck but he is just such a nut and he doesn't care lol

kwant

@tehFluffz: Considering that implies he's had formal fight training, I don't see how :\

okenny :)

Every comment he makes he always somehow manages a slip in of his movies

tvo

What the hell is wrong with this dude?

It's like he's permanently stuck in elementary school. "If I beat him up, I win."

That would explain a few things about his films though.

Pixelantes Anonymous

@okenny :):

Boll's still a bitch. His response to criticism is "I'll see you in the ring!"

Remember kids, just because you can beat your detractors up doesn't mean you're not a bitch.

Zero_Beat

@Zookey: Sorry, but it clearly states in BIG letters behind mr Uwe that its on the 30th of OCTOBER!

Man Uwes clueless :D

But fearless!

Destroyer of WORLDS!!!!!

Shikome

Ugh so much hate on Bay, I personally love his movies, I mean yes they are mostly brain-dead but as far as epic, dramatic action goes, he's one of my top picks.

jiSh

@Knoxximus (360/PSN): You not reading the article before commenting shows what an idiot you are. It isn't real it is a PR stunt to get people to watch his crappy move.

Mr.SithNinja

Bay shows how much of an idiot he is by even agreeing to this shit.

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

Looks to me like goldenpalace.com paid him for this video.

bloog

After meeting Uwe Boll in person, man he is the coolest guy.
He is a super nice guy in person and def knows how to talk some shit and roll a hype machine. The fact that he could murder me with his bare hands helps my positive impression of him.

Anyways I love his campy ass films. Fun as hell to watch while drinkin beer with your buds. /shrug

Derigor

JAJAJAJA

Man, Uwe just gets weirder by the minute.

He's is going to end up doing porno movies.

Herodito

Well it looks like I'm taking 9 homeless people to see POSTAL with me in a few weeks. LOL or just take the people's ticket stubs when they run out of the theatre in horror for watching that shite.

MURDERFACE

wow...
does he expect this to goude Bay into a bloodthirsty rage strong enough for him to actually speak to Boll?

Zombie_Moogle

LOL! Oh Uwe Balls, you never fail! You never fail making me laugh at your face!

shadow_judge

I was excited when I saw the vid, and then deflated by the confirmation that this was a hoax

Shoot2thrill

You mean the less we talk about him on THIS forum?

I think we should just stop viewing and replying to Boll stories starting... NOW and there will be no reason to post them here henceforth.

Well, I'll try to abstain from now on unless something so stupid happens that I can't help it...

fuchikoma

Oh than god.

Enigma_20XX

please.... please... PLEASE tell me this is a joke... I don't think much of Bay, actually enjoyed Transformers... but I thought he was smarter than this...

Enigma_20XX

@Tikey:
omg hilarious .. haha .. i lol'd too. best comment in the thread.

moo422

More than likely it's gonna be a bait and switch.

He's gonna fight a guy named "Michael Bay" but it's not gonna be "Director Michael Bay"

Namrepus

Secretly, Uwe Boll harbors a crush on the dreamy Michael Bay and his poofy hair. He simply lacks the social skills to properly express his feelings. Now I just feel sorry for him.

WTFFTW

Michael Bay has the secret powers of money, which he can use to hire a professional hit man. And then there would be a CG NYC skyline and a big asteroid roooooooosh!!! crawwwwwww!!!!!!!!! and this huge semi would turn over and it would be like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwccccckkkkkk!!! boooooooooommmmm!!!!!!!!!

Just like in that one movie of his......Oh wait that's all of his movies.

WTFFTW

How come my comments are never accepted? Damn it!! I went to college!!! I drive a Toyota Corolla!!!!

WTFFTW

Right now, up in Heaven (actually, probably down in hell), Ed Wood is seeing this and saying to himself, "I would totally pwnz the both of them with my PLAN NINE, TO KICK YO ASS!"

WTFFTW

I really dont get it...

I loved Pearl Harbour :|

TheApprentice

So is it real or not?

Rondogg

Boll should just make a movie about himself I think that would actually sell out and win an award for best comedy ever.

ehlaren

Go Uwe!

Max Freak

@TheApprentice: Thats becuase you aint from Hawaii. That movie was the biggest crock of shit ever.

Witzbold

boll is a 5yr old child. ignore him and he'll get bored and go away.

expansionsss

In my opinion they should both join forces together and fight their bashers insted. I'm getting pretty sick of seeing the same crap responses from these people everytime one of them is mentioned.

DragoManiac

@Witzbold: LOL Thank you!!!! that movie was shite!

MURDERFACE

Another sign that the idiots have won and the apocalypse can't come soon enough to wipe humanity off the planet so a new species can be dominant just like the dinosaurs.

coalhalo

Boll just needs to get the hell out of the movie buisness and life in general. He thinks he's the most badass person alive because he beat up a couple nerds.

Go fuck yourself, Boll.

Tomahawk214

video no longer available :(

krztov

BAM! awesome! boll rules! at least he has some balls in his pants!

postal RULED HARD, lets hope his next movies will be as high-quality as postal!

murfi

Oh Uwe.... the country named Zaire doesn't exist since 1971! Kinshasa is in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Pilch