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Let Me Show You The Dragon Balls
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 4:00 AM on May 27, 2008
The entries are starting to pour in! That's right, we've kicked off our make-Dragon-Balls-win-Dragon Ball Z Burst Limit. Reader iRockTheVote send the above image, writing:
Sorry for the bad quality all I had was a camera phone.
No. Sweat. Dude. Now that we got the inevitable egg entry out of the way, let's get the other inevitable entry out of the way. Reader NMN writes: "This Joke is as old as the dragonball series, and this is the perfect moment to use it. I know there is no chance to win this, but i want to share this with all gamers all over the world. Enter at your own risk......."
Yep. He went there. Contest ends later next month so keep those entries a-comin'. Details here. Remember, you too can win INTERNET FAME.
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
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Lajcik
Posted 6:42 PM 27/5/08
Ewwww you can see the... is it glue?
Lajcik
moominsean
Posted 2:54 PM 27/5/08
@Tohdman: that was the joke! ha.
moominsean
ThisCharmingMan
Posted 2:23 PM 27/5/08
Oh Bash, just wait until you open an email with little stars drawn on some guy's ACTUAL testicles.
ThisCharmingMan
FlameEye
Posted 1:38 PM 27/5/08
@D Mitsuki: Sure, as long as they are not manboobs.
FlameEye
Zero_Beat
Posted 12:03 PM 27/5/08
@Komrade_Kayce:
Goku: AAAAAAAH!
Composite Santa: AAAAAAAH!
Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Composite Santa: AAAAAAAHHHH.... I've got nothing.
*Later*
Composite Santa: Heat above 32 degrees fahrenheit! My only weakness!
Zero_Beat
Tohdman
Posted 11:24 AM 27/5/08
@moominsean: You have four testicles!?
Tohdman
moominsean
Posted 11:19 AM 27/5/08
damn, i already painted the stars on my testicles. not sure where i'm going to find the other three dragonballs, though.
moominsean
Tohdman
Posted 10:38 AM 27/5/08
I think I am taking this too seriously. I am making mine out of glass and resin.
Tohdman
Grey Gecko
Posted 9:57 AM 27/5/08
Well...had to be done =/
Grey Gecko
Alex_Mexico
Posted 9:10 AM 27/5/08
@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: For MASSIVE damage!
Alex_Mexico
D Mitsuki
Posted 9:08 AM 27/5/08
All your dragon balls are belong to kotaku
D Mitsuki
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 7:32 AM 27/5/08
Attack the weak spot!
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Shiryu
Posted 5:10 AM 27/5/08
I think we have a celar winner here... people are gonna have to work HARD to beat those Dragon's balls. Yes, indeed...
Shiryu
Scuba Steve
Posted 5:02 AM 27/5/08
My idea was to get some orange or red water balloons (orange works the best) and go with red + black sharpies.
But alas, I'm too lazy, and this game doesn't excite me.
Scuba Steve
Komrade_Kayce
Posted 4:59 AM 27/5/08
'Testicle attack number 49!'
'Owwww my dragon balls!'
Komrade_Kayce
BPMθ
Posted 4:59 AM 27/5/08
@Pezdispenser:
Thanks. >:3
BPMθ
TheApprentice
Posted 4:58 AM 27/5/08
LOL @ Don't touch me dragon ballz :P
TheApprentice
Samos42
Posted 4:57 AM 27/5/08
Oh, I thought you were talking about the inevitable breast entry... I'm sure that'll come sooner or later...
Samos42
Pezdispenser
Posted 4:49 AM 27/5/08
@BPMη:
Just what I needed, more disturbing images to haunt me at night.
Pezdispenser
Kobi
Posted 4:46 AM 27/5/08
It's Shen Long, damn it!
Kobi
Zero_Beat
Posted 4:45 AM 27/5/08
@SwimOdin: Yeah, I was expecting MAXIMUM RISKY. All I got was slightly risky.
Zero_Beat
D Mitsuki
Posted 4:40 AM 27/5/08
@Kokatu
am I allowed to paint a bunch of boobs and dragonballs and send them in :)
D Mitsuki
Antiterra
Posted 4:40 AM 27/5/08
@Deadeyereborn: Send them in?! Wouldn't you miss them? Just sayin'...
Antiterra
Deadeyereborn
Posted 4:31 AM 27/5/08
If I paint my balls like dragon balls and send them in do I win?
Deadeyereborn
D Mitsuki
Posted 4:27 AM 27/5/08
that picture is teh lulz, Kotaku quick hide it from 4chan!
D Mitsuki
McClain
Posted 4:21 AM 27/5/08
meh... I couldn't have done better, but there will be better ones.
McClain
BPMθ
Posted 4:21 AM 27/5/08
Hey!
The dragon's supposed to have seven balls! FAIL!
BPMθ
kidnicky
Posted 4:18 AM 27/5/08
Umm the picture isn't there.
kidnicky
sander_dutch
Posted 4:17 AM 27/5/08
Please don't show us those human balls Kotaku!
Not even under a NSFW tag.
Keep your high standards!
Just send those hairy entries to Fleshbot or whatever
sander_dutch
Gouki4u
Posted 4:16 AM 27/5/08
The only sure way to win this contest is to steal the dragon ball props from the movie. Where are they filming?
Gouki4u
Drake Lake
Posted 4:15 AM 27/5/08
Teehee!
Honestly, you know someone who can blow glass is going to win this. But will that stop my plan from coming to fruition? Find out on the next episode of Kotaku Z!
And by next episode I mean like eight episodes from now.
Drake Lake
FullyShadow
Posted 4:11 AM 27/5/08
lol i love the drawing on the first picture!! lol
FullyShadow
edb87
Posted 4:07 AM 27/5/08
@SwimOdin: I'm workin' on it. X-D
Not really.
edb87
Smeesh
Posted 4:06 AM 27/5/08
@excel_excel: Or at least Kotaku staff will. Hopefully they don't decide to share.
Smeesh
excel_excel
Posted 4:05 AM 27/5/08
@SwimOdin: Oh I believe we'll be seeing those later...*gulp*
excel_excel
kylo4
Posted 4:04 AM 27/5/08
@xpoomasterx: Haha, that reminds me of when my friends used to discuss it in grade eight. We always made jokes that they were real dragon's balls. That picture is just too funny. What would be even funnier is if the winners dragon balls look better than the movies dragon balls...and yes, I really enjoy saying dragon balls.
Dragon balls!
kylo4
SwimOdin
Posted 4:04 AM 27/5/08
Whew, I was expecting human testicles.
SwimOdin
xpoomasterx
Posted 4:01 AM 27/5/08
Im gonna find the REAL dragon balls!
xpoomasterx
rich8606
Posted 11:26 PM 26/5/08
eggs... how original.
rich8606
Aragorthol
Posted 4:10 AM 27/5/08
Wow.. just wow, I've already made my dragonballs (non NSFW) I can't wait to show you guys ;D
Aragorthol
iRockTheVote
Posted 4:59 AM 27/5/08
Sweet! My balls got front page *laughs*
iRockTheVote