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This Coffee Table Thinks It's An NES Controller
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 9:40 AM on May 10, 2008
How cute! We love it when furniture has delusions of gaming hardware. Well, the joke's on us, because this particular coffee table does triple duty, storage gobs of video game paraphernalia and functioning as a working NES controller in addition to its coffee tabling duties. Creator Kyle tipped us off today to let us know the whole thing is finished, with helpful how-to posts and video of the thing in action embedded within the celebratory completion post. He even got a girl to go near it and she doesn't look scared. Nice goin, Kyle!
NES coffee table FINAL POST!! RAH!!!! [Ultra-Awesome]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Silk
Posted May 10, 2008 9:57 PM
Who's the beautiful girl?
Fyren
Posted 10:39 AM 10/5/08
Kind of cheesy. Its too bulky and just too damn big for any kind orientation to appease the visual senses.
Sure, I would have loved one when I was in a studio, it would have been sexy then.
Regardless, Its commendable just for the amount of time and effort that went into this piece.
Fyren
robinandtami
Posted 10:29 AM 10/5/08
Tell Kyle that Sony receiver he has back there needs more ventilation. I had the same receiver and had it poorly ventilated like his is, and it died a horrible death. Cool job on the coffee table, but I can't imagine a style of decor it would go with other than "early mom's basement."
robinandtami
Struct09
Posted 10:26 AM 10/5/08
I'd like to see Iwata upend that coffee table!
Struct09
Double J
Posted 10:23 AM 10/5/08
I'm gonna work on one modeled after the Jaguar controller
Double J
King Alanux
Posted 10:20 AM 10/5/08
It's almost the size of the old Xbox controller (Duke)...
King Alanux
enigma89
Posted 10:16 AM 10/5/08
I couldn't do that. I'm pretty impartial to coasters, so I'd put a cup on it, spill it, and then yell way too many curses for my own virgin ears. I would then steal away to my room where I will weep uncontrollably.
enigma89
Deluxe
Posted 10:16 AM 10/5/08
@JimElNino: I think the [?] boxes would make perfect coasters ;)
Deluxe
Wookiee1
Posted 10:15 AM 10/5/08
Really pretty lady too.
Wookiee1
ceokhan
Posted 10:12 AM 10/5/08
hahaha I want one of those! thats is soooo retro. love it!
ceokhan
JimElNino
Posted 10:07 AM 10/5/08
Now where to find a matching set of coasters.....
JimElNino
bobtheduck
Posted 10:06 AM 10/5/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: I'm sure it can, actually, it's just that it'll need multitouch specific software or a USB port to plug a controller into it, oh... And the ability to run windows XP software like the emulators you'd want to run on it (I think the surface has a proprietary OS that's made specifically for it, but I could be wrong.)
That, and this homemade controller coffee table has the cool factor and CHEAP factor in one... The surface just has the "Sharper image, bill gates could own one" factor...
bobtheduck
Rabidsquirrel
Posted 10:04 AM 10/5/08
Wasn't this done like 3 years ago on screen savers? I know kevin rose was still on the show...
Rabidsquirrel
Mustakrakish
Posted 10:03 AM 10/5/08
I would like to (attempt to) play NES with my feet.
Mustakrakish
Dakobah
Posted 10:01 AM 10/5/08
oh my god i think im in love.
i would be the coolest thing going with this thing in my apartment.
set my NES on there and it will be almost awesome.
Dakobah
Sloopydrew
Posted 9:59 AM 10/5/08
Finally someone invents a controller big enough for my meathook hands.
Sloopydrew
NitrousO
Posted 9:56 AM 10/5/08
It would be interesting to try and play with this. Imagine trying to run, jump and crouch in mid air on Mario with that thing.
NitrousO
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 9:55 AM 10/5/08
@hollowfreak:
That can't play mario. Fail
LittleBigPlaneteer
hollowfreak
Posted 9:53 AM 10/5/08
I'd still rather have this ...
[www.popularmechanics.com]
hollowfreak
Raziel Dune
Posted 9:51 AM 10/5/08
i like to see me lose at megaman 4 now! WHAT I CAN'T PUSH THE A BUTTON ITS TO UHHHHHHHH DAMN*T
Raziel Dune
sonofnone
Posted 11:06 AM 10/5/08
...you people make me sad. The guy's coffee table freakin' plays video games! His COFEE TABLE! Admit it: you're all just jealous.
I'm just blown away by the seeming simplicity of it, which belies it's triple functionality - though kick ass aesthetic art piece should be added as a viable fourth.
Way to go Kyle!
sonofnone
gwrrrk
Posted 10:53 AM 10/5/08
Man, it might be really tiring to play games with that.
gwrrrk
xkotaku
Posted 10:49 AM 10/5/08
i rather have it as a coffee table and make a wii and p3 dual shock 3.
xkotaku
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 11:27 AM 10/5/08
The Transformers will be pleased.
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Grey Gecko
Posted 11:25 AM 10/5/08
Winrar! =D
Grey Gecko
The Red Comet
Posted 11:21 AM 10/5/08
Oh wow, that's awesome!
The Red Comet
hikkifan1986
Posted 11:16 AM 10/5/08
Yeah cause girls are afraid of video games...I think ANYONE would think that table is cool, regardless of gender.
hikkifan1986
jpneiswi
Posted 11:14 AM 10/5/08
Kramer should put this in his coffee table book that ALSO functions as a coffee table!
jpneiswi
Strange Bedfellows
Posted 11:11 AM 10/5/08
Dammit. Now I've got to dig up my NES and make one of these. It's just too cool.
Strange Bedfellows
kylenalepa
Posted 11:11 AM 10/5/08
My name is Kyle! Does that mean that this table is actually mine?
kylenalepa
Xcite79
Posted 11:46 AM 10/5/08
ummm...wow. that is crazy.
Xcite79
TStodden
Posted 12:02 PM 10/5/08
Size-modding an actual NES controller isn't that hard. Making it Wii VC ready is a more difficult, but it's still pretty cool!
Despite the difficulty of hitting A+B at the same time without adding a foot (or two) to handle it, the biggest difficulty would be keep my cats off it while I'm playing a NES game. I can see getting killed in Metal Gear when one of them pounces on the A button while I'm sneaking around.
TStodden
Americo
Posted 12:44 PM 10/5/08
@SAKY: Almost but not entirely.
Americo
SAKY
Posted 12:25 PM 10/5/08
Almost useless but still kick-ass!
SAKY
KM91
Posted 1:05 PM 10/5/08
sweet.
KM91
Word Man
Posted 1:33 PM 10/5/08
Sorry for double post, but this chick has +10 points in my book. Gaming and a fan of the Doors! My dream girl.
Word Man
Word Man
Posted 1:32 PM 10/5/08
Damn that thing is about as big as the original xbox controller. :P I'd be scared to use that as a coffee table for fear of spilling. This thing is pretty awesome though, good conversation starter.
Word Man
Fury-genesis
Posted 1:31 PM 10/5/08
And he has a working Nintendo too! I can't help focusing more on that than the conroller table.
I have 5 NES machines, and they all just blink at me. >_<
Fury-genesis
mackincheese
Posted 1:22 PM 10/5/08
@Rabidsquirrel: Yeah, I saw that episode too. I thought him and Kevin Pereira like competed at Track and Field using that controller and a regular one, to see who would win..
mackincheese
Slash3
Posted 2:42 PM 10/5/08
@Word Man: Be cautious! She may just be a fan of trendy pop culture. You'd have to quiz her first before attacking her pants, just to make sure.
Slash3
Kcet
Posted 2:33 PM 10/5/08
@mackincheese: actually i think that was a different episode. Pereira was using a penny sized controller they made and Chris Gore was using the huge one on track and field lol good times
Kcet
brooza
Posted 11:04 PM 10/5/08
I was sure that said "nice groin"
brooza
XanderSan
Posted 10:59 PM 10/5/08
For that we could just shout JUSTIN BAILEY to see if she obeys and skims down to a bikini.
XanderSan
doesntlikedede
Posted 2:25 AM 11/5/08
@brooza:
lmao I guess I wasnt the only one!
I read it that wasy aswell and quickly looked the picture "wait I dont get it?"
*epic fail*
doesntlikedede
godzira
Posted 6:50 PM 10/5/08
Oh god...just spilled my Mountain Dew all over my 10,000 dollar coffee table! Time for a second mortgage.
godzira