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Square Enix's Concerto Gate Trailer Doesn't Bore You With Gameplay
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 9:20 AM on June 13, 2008
Trailers with actual MMO gameplay? Yawn. Dramatic anime sequences with doe eyed lads and lasses in medieval costumes prancing about to a dramatic sweeping score? Yay! Square Enix gives us the good stuff in this trailer for Concerto Gate, the massively multiplayer online role playing game that's coming to America sometime this year via publisher OnNet. It looks to feature lovely princesses that transform into massive birds, a serious turn off. See how many RPG cliches you can spot!

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Kiri Komori
Posted 11:52 AM 13/6/08
lol at the black elf archer
but princess with axe = win (and not cliche)
usually little girls have axes and princesses have rods or rapiers
Kiri Komori
wahlumsurfer
Posted 11:45 AM 13/6/08
I think I saw more crappy anime cliches than the generic RPG ones.
This seems, at least to me, to be marketed more for the younger female gamers.
wahlumsurfer
Foxdie
Posted 11:44 AM 13/6/08
Too many to count.
Foxdie
archibaldleech
Posted 11:44 AM 13/6/08
Ahh, the good ol' video game trailer with no video game play. So worthless.
archibaldleech
Alegery
Posted 12:17 PM 13/6/08
Oh man, there was a second there where their hands reached for each other and they missed! My heart stopped and I was all like, "Oh no!" Then they reached again and they made it. Thank goodness.
I think everything's gonna be okay guys. Everything's gonna to be okay.
Alegery
friscom99
Posted 12:14 PM 13/6/08
@wahlumsurfer: I second that about the anime cliches. but I wonder is this going to be on PC or on consoles??
friscom99
archibaldleech
Posted 12:11 PM 13/6/08
@cio: I dream of the day.
archibaldleech
richard733
Posted 12:09 PM 13/6/08
yeah looks kinda like that new tales of vesperia game to me
richard733
psycoking
Posted 12:08 PM 13/6/08
Anybody else reminded of Ragnorok Online?
I wonder if this game will be subscription based or free to play.
Whatever. Its Square, so I'll at least give it a try.
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psycoking
cio
Posted 12:08 PM 13/6/08
Wouldn't it be so cool if that was actual gameplay footage?
cio
Aethyr
Posted 12:06 PM 13/6/08
What's that rumbling sound?
Oh wait. Those are the rabid fan(girls) who will tear this up just because of Squeenix.
Aethyr
zkotaku
Posted 12:06 PM 13/6/08
This should be a Nintendo wii game, please.
zkotaku
Chewbenator
Posted 12:03 PM 13/6/08
Pathetic squirrel like creature OWNT!
Chewbenator
Ruglia
Posted 11:59 AM 13/6/08
This would be awesome if it turned out to be some FPS =)
Ruglia
StillLee
Posted 11:58 AM 13/6/08
The more cliches, the better. That's Square's new business strategy, anyway.
StillLee
RWHC
Posted 12:44 PM 13/6/08
Whoa... a Squeenix game where the main protagonist's sword is tiny?
Oh wait... FFIX did that already.
RWHC
PsycheE
Posted 12:43 PM 13/6/08
Thats some awesome viscosity in that light. Generic OST bleeds thy ears and strangely reminiscent of Captain Planet.
PsycheE
Cosmitz
Posted 12:39 PM 13/6/08
I tank, you heal.
Cosmitz
wahlumsurfer
Posted 12:28 PM 13/6/08
@friscom99:
I wouldn't be suprised if they went in the direction that FF11 went. Either way, it's one game that I don't think I will ever play just based off of that video.
wahlumsurfer
SpishackCola
Posted 12:24 PM 13/6/08
What is with Japan and their video game initial video game marketing. Here's the first 4 videos of Game X! Uhhh, there's only 2 seconds of gameplay in all these videos combined. Oh, don't worry about that! Look at how cool everyone looks and talks! Sigh...where do I preorder?
SpishackCola
JAcK0R
Posted 12:24 PM 13/6/08
Le Gasp!
A new Square-Enix MMORPG? After the resounding masterpiece that was Final Fantasy XI, I am simply aflutter with excitement and giddy with anticipation like a little schoogirl.
Who the fuck am I kidding? This is most assuredly going to be a waste of time and money. The grindfest that deigned to call itself Final Fantasy was such a piss-poor attempt that anyone with half a brain at Square should know better than to try and compete with WoW.
I really hate Square for the FF7 whoring, and I'm still going to hate them after this. The only good thing they've released recently was The World Ends With You and that was hardly a focus for the company as a whole.
JAcK0R
ProdigalMoon
Posted 1:02 PM 13/6/08
Seemed like about a 1:30 too much story for an MMO :/ Sure this isn't a new DS RPG?
ProdigalMoon
Dogysamich
Posted 12:57 PM 13/6/08
i clicked the play button and said this was amazing. Then i started reading and said this is still amazing.
The i saw MMO and sighed. :(
Dogysamich
Figcoinc
Posted 12:50 PM 13/6/08
I do not mind a anime based mmo. Just make good gameplay that is all. I did enjoy FFXI when I played. Hopefully they learned what they did wrong in that game, and implemented in this one.
Hopefully.......it is squarenix and all......
Figcoinc
grecords
Posted 1:15 PM 13/6/08
Looks terrible. Contained all the worst elements from the worst anime shows.
I'm sure the game will be just as terrible.
grecords
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 2:21 PM 13/6/08
@Gaul: Thanks for that.
Kinda looks like Animal Crossing.
I like it.
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 2:19 PM 13/6/08
Nah, you didn't get it.. THIS IS THE GAMEPLAY.
Just kidding. But after that Naruto game, I wouldn't doubt...
Anyways, looks nice enough for me. But I'm not into MMOs, so whatever.
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Ryodestined
Posted 2:19 PM 13/6/08
It looks more like Square is advertising an anime that could be cute AND bad-ass. Oddly, the main guy looks striking similar in design to Isaac of Golden Sun. Maybe Square should create animes and then create games around them. Oh wait...Dot Hack did that. I enjoyed that though, so they've got me sold on the theory.
Ryodestined
Gaul
Posted 1:40 PM 13/6/08
Apparently this is a sequel to a previous MMO (Published by Enix) called Crossgate.
[feature.mmosite.com]
Some screenshots. Gameplay is apparently turn based SRPG esque, with a pokemon style creature system. However, the art direction looks like it was pooped out by MySims.
Gaul
GamerBunny
Posted 1:39 PM 13/6/08
I didn't even realize anime cutscenes were still fashionable.
However, as long as this is done well (and the cliches aren't too bad), it could be pretty decent. Seems more marketable towards the Asian countries, though ... big anime eyed kids and so on ...
GamerBunny
Gunhaver
Posted 3:05 PM 13/6/08
Honestly, Square Enix is one game developer I'd seriously love to firebomb. No other company has gotten away so well with so little talent.
Even EA Sports is lower on my list of hate since they at least have multiple franchises with totally different gameplay, while Square Enix...you've got Einhander, and then, a neverending list of roleplaying games...Christ.
Gunhaver
Dudemeister
Posted 3:04 PM 13/6/08
Apparently charging your sword while your friends fence, cast a spell, shoot an arrow, and lie on the ground unconscious are perfect conditions to create an explosion.
Dudemeister
desterion
Posted 3:37 PM 13/6/08
@Gunhaver: You don't seem to have much talent with your ability to flame either
desterion
geoffcbassett
Posted 3:35 PM 13/6/08
I like the colorful style, if I'm going to be spending tons of time in a game world, I want it to be bright and colorful to take my mind away from the soulless existence that I lead.
geoffcbassett
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 3:28 PM 13/6/08
@ProdigalMoon: FFXI had plenty of story to it(arguably the best FF stories next to FFT for anyone that went through them) so I wouldn't doubt Square dumping a bit'ol heap of story in there.
Black-Dog-Howls
NaryaMithrandir
Posted 4:23 PM 13/6/08
@desterion: What's with the attack?!
NaryaMithrandir
NaryaMithrandir
Posted 4:22 PM 13/6/08
Too bad it won't look anything like that.
lol
NaryaMithrandir
harshakamikaze
Posted 5:25 PM 13/6/08
@Gunhaver: It's not because they are talentless. They cater to a specific group of gamers i.e RPG and JRPG fans. So it just might not be your genre. Actually, I hate RPGs. But I was a fan of the Final Fantasy series(from IV to VIII) and then got tired of the genre. If you are/were an RPG fan you would know how hard it is to create a story that keeps people playing your game for 100x hours. And from what I've seen Squeenix is still on top of their game. They make other publishers look like lame copycats.
On the topic: Doesn't this forcibly remind you of Angels Online?!?
harshakamikaze
VenomGGXX
Posted 6:26 PM 13/6/08
I LOL'D. The girl with the hate on sideways looks like
she should be dancing in a floor show and the dude reminds
me of Golden Sun too. Too cutesy and not enough real drama
VenomGGXX
Clushje
Posted 7:39 PM 13/6/08
Pfft, it's far too much to ask for Square Enix to actually show some gameplay footage.
@Captain Impulse: For me the clincher is finally knowing what holding a girl's hand is like.
Clushje
Captain Impulse
Posted 7:29 PM 13/6/08
Just what I've been waiting for! An anime MMO where I can play as an 8 year old. I'm sure somewhere there will be an elite knight who has been in the service for "many years", meaning he's attained the bragable age of 12.
Captain Impulse
Rookerith
Posted 10:09 PM 13/6/08
Did anyone see the Anime "Air"? That whole winged thing at the end and even a couple of the note patterns were reminiscent of Air. The whole imagery of the girl having to leave, etc. It's all very Air-like.
Rookerith
The_guiding_blue
Posted 9:22 PM 13/6/08
@Kiri Komori:
Princess with axe?
Hack Sign Subaru anyone?
The_guiding_blue
Reneg
Posted 11:07 PM 13/6/08
The music at the end sounded kinda like the Fragile [fragile.namco-ch.net] music to me. I hope that game comes out in the US. Actually, considering the abundance of RPGs in Japan, it's surprising how few Wii RPGs have made it to America.
Reneg
Captain Impulse
Posted 10:49 PM 13/6/08
@The_guiding_blue: Yeah, but did she ever use it? In fact, I don't think anyone actually used their weapons in-game, except for that crazy green-haired rogue guy whose name escapes me.
@Rookerith: Now that you mention it, yeah. I see what you're getting at. Although Air is a lot prettier looking than this. :D
@Clushje: Take note: anyone that has hit puberty in this game automatically = bad guy. Especially if that person is a guy who looks like a girl.
Captain Impulse
ChiltonGaines
Posted 12:54 AM 14/6/08
Is it Saturday day morning already?
Coming up next: Pokemon, followed by Digimon and Jackie Chan Adventures!
That trailer was so generic it makes me want to cry. Wait, no, it was the super dramatic moment at the end of the trailer that did that.
I wonder just how much 'hidden potential' that kid will have. :(
ChiltonGaines
bean, bean, the musical... well, you know.
Posted 1:44 AM 14/6/08
I counted fifty cliches, or maybe...a hundred? I don't know. It was a big number. I have a feeling this MMO is aimed at a specific demographic.
bean, bean, the musical... well, you know.
HumanBomb
Posted 1:42 AM 14/6/08
iunno.. this kind of reminds me of chrono trigger with the young kid team ups. )o_o( -gimme! I hope this is a "simplified" mmo like RO. also, i'd almost want to see this as an oldschool RPG on the DS.
HumanBomb
pkmnSilver
Posted 1:35 AM 14/6/08
It looks,feels,and sounds like Tales of Symphonia.....I might buy it!
pkmnSilver
PsycheE
Posted 4:45 AM 14/6/08
@Gunhaver: Thats where you went wrong, since you are latching Squareenix with Einhander. Its just their -lets-release-a-side scroller-for-shits-and-giggles, type of midlife crisis.
I thought for a minute, maybe this guy doesn't know the SquareSOFT days. No one can deny that logo, then you started talking about Einhander. Squeenix has been garbage sans the few AAA titles, which I will agree.
PsycheE
Emperor_Guam
Posted 8:12 AM 14/6/08
So when does this show come out on DVD? Oh wait it was a game!
Emperor_Guam
Leanid
Posted 9:59 AM 14/6/08
Japanese game trailers might be able to get away without gameplay scenes because of their focus on story. A game just isn't a game without a story. Even FFXI had a strong story, way better than any mediocre FPS game released these days.
In contrast, current Western games (aka FPS games) has crap for story, all the focus is on gameplay and graphics. Gonna need a high-res trailer to show that your game can shit out 10000 shades of brown.
Leanid
Pantsman
Posted 12:59 PM 14/6/08
@Leanid:
Tetris isn't a game?
Pantsman
Grahamunculus
Posted 5:02 AM 15/6/08
I'm just going to go ahead and say this is going to suck. I don't think the limb I'm climbing is very long.
Grahamunculus