humour
Meet The Sniper
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 5:40 AM on June 18, 2008
Valve has released "Meet The Sniper", the newest clip in the expertly animated and hilarious character profiles from Team Fortress 2. The introduction to the Sniper may rival "Meet The Heavy" in terms of laughs—especially if you pay attention during the time-lapse segment—and stands head and shoulders above every other release in terms of direction. Possibly my favourite "Meet The" so far. Thanks to everyone who reminded us of the new clip's release today.

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Nathan
Posted June 18, 2008 11:38 AM
Why?
Why do they alwase have to get Brittish voice actors to put on an Ausie accent?
Itas all the same to them yanks.
SeamusMc
Posted 7:16 AM 18/6/08
In regards to the 360 questions, I think I can liken it best to a supervised schoolyard playground (PC) vs. Lord of the Flies (360). I play on a 360, just cause I'm not a PC FPS guy, but I have friends who live and die by the PC, so I have seen both in action and it is a marked difference.
But getting back to my analogy, are both situations fun? Fuck yes. Does one have more and better built equipment? Yes. Is one overrun with unruly, perverse _children_? Of course. But it's totally worth it.
SeamusMc
SortaKindaAGamer
Posted 7:15 AM 18/6/08
@royaljester:
The ps3 has bastard video lag. Ive started playing the PC version with a 360 controller.Much smoother.
SortaKindaAGamer
Aye Mak Sicur
Posted 7:15 AM 18/6/08
@Thugmunk: I think it's more an indication of what the Source engine can do. It's honestly a shame that more developers don't consider making use of Source. Certainly with the animations and facial detail it has the advantage of making believable characters. For story-based projects, it can do so much more than most other engines. It's also a powerful tool for Machinima, what with the lip syncing for dialogue. Combine Nation is a good example of a Machinima made in Source (Although it was unfortunately cancelled when the creator had a hard drive failure).
Aye Mak Sicur
M.A.S.
Posted 7:14 AM 18/6/08
Good. Not hilarious but good. I still like the demoman the most.
M.A.S.
royaljester
Posted 7:13 AM 18/6/08
@zaky:
I've been playing TF2 this last weekend, and it's been absolutely perfect to my pleasant surprise. Are you talking about past issues? I got the game a few weeks back.
If anything, in my few weeks of continuous play this has been a solid online experience.
royaljester
Tetelestia
Posted 7:10 AM 18/6/08
This is the best one, too many lmao moments to point out. The whole thing is a big win.
Tetelestia
LevelHead
Posted 7:10 AM 18/6/08
@zaky: @SortaKindaAGamer:
I don't have very many issues anymore, they have mostly been patched out. Sometimes getting into a game is fidgety, but all you need is a little patience. And lag is pretty nil now.
LevelHead
Thugmunk
Posted 7:08 AM 18/6/08
If nothing else, it definitely shows the capabilities of the TF2 game in terms of machinima. Sure, it seems as if they used mo-cap, and of course they are professionals.. but still, TF2 machinima can look really great.
Thugmunk
SeamusMc
Posted 7:06 AM 18/6/08
"[whisper] I think his mate's sawn me. [gunfire] Yes! Yes, he did!"
SeamusMc
red
Posted 7:05 AM 18/6/08
ive only played tf2 on 360 so perhaps i dont have all the info, but am i right in saying there is no vip mode in tf2? in which case the vip bobblehead is a direct reference to tfc?
red
BossMonk
Posted 7:03 AM 18/6/08
What's really interesting is that I've played the game the whole time figuring the sniper to be much more gruff and a bit brooding. Watching this puts all of his taunts and mannerisms in a much funnier tone. And funny is a big reason why I play TF2.
Good show Valve!
BossMonk
SortaKindaAGamer
Posted 7:03 AM 18/6/08
@zaky:
Does the 360 version have issues? The PS3 version is damn near unplayable(I know valve didnt do the port) so I thought the 360 one would be better.
My fav so far is easily Meet the Scout.
SortaKindaAGamer
zaky
Posted 7:01 AM 18/6/08
Genius. Now how about getting the game to actually work on the 360?
zaky
Fox
Posted 7:01 AM 18/6/08
This might just be my favorite. Loved it!
Fox
Pangaru
Posted 6:53 AM 18/6/08
This is easily my favorite one so far.
Pangaru
LevelHead
Posted 6:53 AM 18/6/08
Drink...
Piss in a jar...
Drink...
Piss in a jar...
Drink...
Smirk...
Headshot
LevelHead
Spoony Bard
Posted 6:51 AM 18/6/08
@Toasticus: Wait till you see Wall-E. You will change your tune :)
Spoony Bard
johnnyfear
Posted 6:51 AM 18/6/08
Boink! Nowhere near as good as Meet the Scout.
johnnyfear
Darknight630
Posted 6:48 AM 18/6/08
I just noticed the Urine Jars in the Time Lapse Sequence good stuff.
Darknight630
CardJoker
Posted 6:43 AM 18/6/08
If you didn't notice, one of the Pyro's new weapons is shown when he is shot.
CardJoker
Barts
Posted 6:42 AM 18/6/08
Absolutely brilliant. I am buying this game right now.
Barts
Ratfoot_Revived
Posted 6:39 AM 18/6/08
ROFL at the Demoman getting a shard of glass in his eye. God the quality on it was great they could make an animated movie out of these it's so good.
Ratfoot_Revived
Flitz
Posted 6:36 AM 18/6/08
The Blues Reaction, shootin' all over the place after bein' shot by the Camper... Oops "***Sniper***" Yeah, That's pretty much how I react. LoL
Flitz
MountainCool
Posted 6:36 AM 18/6/08
BTW they showed a new pyro weapon in it, but it looks really stupid.
MountainCool
MountainCool
Posted 6:36 AM 18/6/08
Very well done, couldn't ask for better!
MountainCool
Marcan
Posted 6:35 AM 18/6/08
Excellent! I love their animations.
Marcan
Darth Navster
Posted 6:35 AM 18/6/08
Haha good stuff. Now I have the urge to get back to playing some TF2. Have they ironed out the networking kinks for the 360 version yet?
Darth Navster
VixDiesel
Posted 6:32 AM 18/6/08
That was awesome as usual. They do a great job with this stuff. It's really done very well.
VixDiesel
ilango
Posted 6:30 AM 18/6/08
Love the music, has a very campy feel to it, the video is hilarious!
ilango
kommanderk
Posted 6:30 AM 18/6/08
@Captain_Collide: actually it was just put in there as a joke cause its a purse among the belongings of manly men.
pyro is a man
kommanderk
brokenscope
Posted 6:29 AM 18/6/08
looks sorta like a flare gun...
brokenscope
Dekabreak
Posted 6:27 AM 18/6/08
@Kaizuden:
Best shot yet, looks like a bigger version of the Spy's revolver.
Dekabreak
wild homes 5: no disassemble!
Posted 6:26 AM 18/6/08
Man, the guys at Valve are brilliant. They always succeed at making you care about the EXPERIENCE of the game. Usually by fleshing out the universe around the title. It's not really such a hard thing to do (although it's probably deceptively hard to do WELL), but so few developers make much of an attempt unless it's questionable tie-in fiction.
(And yes, every single HALO book is questionable tie-in fiction.)
wild homes 5: no disassemble!
Dave Silva
Posted 6:23 AM 18/6/08
Also, that Demoman DESERVED IT.
God I hate them so damn much. I thought I hated Pyros. Pyros are nothing in comparison to the Demos.
Dave Silva
Saith17
Posted 6:22 AM 18/6/08
@jasoncourt: Lol, not really, its just that the game has a ton of fans, and this entertains them.
Saith17
Stevedroid
Posted 6:22 AM 18/6/08
The music in this one is awesome!
This is definitely way above the other releases in terms of cinematic quality.
Damn it makes me wish there was a TF2 movie. I don't know what the heck the plot would be, but the character's they've developed are just great.
Stevedroid
Dave Silva
Posted 6:21 AM 18/6/08
... Oh god.
... JARS FILLED WITH YELLOW LIQUID AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dave Silva
Volante007
Posted 6:20 AM 18/6/08
This one's a solid third for me, but it's close. Soldier first, followed by engineer (I love the reveal...)
But that being said, it's just not fair to pick. They all have their charms
Volante007
AndrewDB
Posted 6:20 AM 18/6/08
Anyone else notice the citizen?..
Looks like we might eventually get VIP.. :D
AndrewDB
dead_red_eyes
Posted 6:19 AM 18/6/08
@Toasticus:
Indeed. They just keep getting better and better with these videos, as far as laughs and production values go. This one is the best so far, as every "Meet The ____" is released, it trumps the ones before it. I do hope that they get thru the whole team sooner than later.
dead_red_eyes
figlesiase
Posted 6:18 AM 18/6/08
Definately my favorite.
Very well written and directed. Good voice work aswell.
And very. Very. Funny.
figlesiase
Mister Adequate
Posted 6:15 AM 18/6/08
So I basically can't breathe after that call to his dad on the phone.
Mister Adequate
BPMκ
Posted 6:15 AM 18/6/08
Dad? Dad! Put mum on the phone!
BPMκ
ZhouYu
Posted 6:15 AM 18/6/08
I didn't find it immediately funny first time through like the other ones, but watching it again, its very good.
ZhouYu
Sam Smith
Posted 6:14 AM 18/6/08
The demoman getting his bottle in the eye made me crack up. Quite possibly my favourite of the "meet the" videos so far.
Sam Smith
Kaizuden
Posted 6:14 AM 18/6/08
And here's another with the whole model of it:
[img397.imageshack.us]
Kaizuden
TheTog
Posted 6:13 AM 18/6/08
scout still may be my favorite. But the amount of small jokes in this one makes it a hard choice.
TheTog
Arsenicberyllium
Posted 6:13 AM 18/6/08
@duckmouth: Actually, the Sniper has been here since the start.
Valve just works so slow that their ad campaign for the game wasn't done, even after the game came out.
Hence, the sniper video right now.
Though the soldier's line is still my favorite:
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, than you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them all onto a boat...Where he beat the crap out of them!"
It's a testament to it's genius that I still remember it.
Arsenicberyllium
Toasticus
Posted 6:13 AM 18/6/08
I'm starting to think that this particular Valve team is right up there with Pixar. This is absolutely brilliant in every respect. I'm tellin ya, they need to make a campaign-based TF2 spinoff using these characters.
Toasticus
Pezdispenser
Posted 6:12 AM 18/6/08
The demoman part is particularly depressing when you consider that that was his good eye that got a bottle jammed into it.
Pezdispenser
Thugmunk
Posted 6:10 AM 18/6/08
Here's a screen cap of the new pyro gun: [img145.imagevenue.com]
Thugmunk
superbryant
Posted 6:10 AM 18/6/08
nice new map i have to say, my fav video is still the engineer vid because as an engineer i find I talk like that a lot... but he is cool loved the call home....lol, it just fits his style and personality....
superbryant
PsycheE
Posted 6:10 AM 18/6/08
Yup, I am loving the piss jar too.
PsycheE
Kaizuden
Posted 6:09 AM 18/6/08
They definitely need to do a little series of this... 15 minutes minimum for each episode please? :3
Kaizuden
T16skyhopp
Posted 6:06 AM 18/6/08
I'll check it out when I get off work. But meet the demoman is my favorite so far.
T16skyhopp
MasterSauce
Posted 6:06 AM 18/6/08
It's like if Pixar made a Rated R flick. High Quality...Why not a movie? I'd approve.
MasterSauce
logan528
Posted 6:06 AM 18/6/08
absolutely the best one yet.
logan528
Evdor
Posted 6:05 AM 18/6/08
More please.
Evdor
McFazo
Posted 6:05 AM 18/6/08
lol at the demoman. poor ol' demoman.
McFazo
Dopeski
Posted 6:05 AM 18/6/08
Awesome.
Dopeski
SS Ymer
Posted 6:02 AM 18/6/08
Loved the jeep, the demo who fell over (poor bastard), the sneak-peak of the new map (looks interesting), the call home ("one's a job and the other is a mental sickness!"), the tower (that's lot of wee-wee), and his awesome accent. Basically all of it then.
SS Ymer
othertim
Posted 6:00 AM 18/6/08
@Thugmunk: There's a pot of coffee on the right side of the screen and some empty jars on the left. The coffee goes down, and the jars fill up with pee as the time lapses.
othertim
Thugmunk
Posted 6:00 AM 18/6/08
@Shoemaster: Ah lol I just noticed that it was urine. hahah! Amazing.
Thugmunk
Captain_Collide
Posted 6:00 AM 18/6/08
I think the big reveal is going to be the final "Meet the Pyro" when we find out it's a woman! (Check the lockers in 2Fort)
Captain_Collide
HOVA
Posted 5:59 AM 18/6/08
wow.. this is a lil' late no?
HOVA
Dekabreak
Posted 5:59 AM 18/6/08
@Brine:
Looks like a small version of the Demoman's grenade launcher (the pipe bomb).
Dekabreak
Thugmunk
Posted 5:58 AM 18/6/08
Can anyone help me to see what I'm missing during the time lapse segment?
Definitely my favorite by far though! Awesome!
Thugmunk
Shoemaster
Posted 5:58 AM 18/6/08
I like the detail of the jars of yellow liquid filling up while he's drinking coffee.
Shoemaster
Pezdispenser
Posted 5:58 AM 18/6/08
@Brine:
Looks to me like some sort of grenade launcher, hearkens back to TFC if it is.
Of course the real question is this: Are they going to start selling VIP Bobbleheads? I'll buy it if they do an entire series.
Pezdispenser
Shiryu
Posted 5:57 AM 18/6/08
Ahah, one of the best EVER! xD
Shiryu
Spoony Bard
Posted 5:57 AM 18/6/08
I must say, snipers are the most painful kills for me in most 1st person shooters. I prefer someone kicking my ass the old fashioned way, not traipsing through "Creek" in CoD4 and getting pwned by the other team which is fully comprised of said snipers.
Spoony Bard
zfleeman
Posted 5:57 AM 18/6/08
Definitely the best one.
zfleeman
Dyson
Posted 5:56 AM 18/6/08
ROFL. That has to be my favourite "Meet The" video. Brilliance.
Dyson
Grues0me
Posted 5:56 AM 18/6/08
This is the best so far, I love it.
Grues0me
FeatherNET
Posted 5:56 AM 18/6/08
Oh, saw that earlier. I really like this one XD
FeatherNET
Novasonic
Posted 5:55 AM 18/6/08
@Brine: I actually didn't notice that, I just assumed it was a shotgun. Fine by me though, gives me a chance to watch it again.
Sniper is my favorite class by far, from the actual gameplay to the character itself, and this video delivered so hard. I'm gonna be really upset when they get all of them done. What's left anyway, just Pyro, Spy, and Medic isn't it?
Novasonic
excel_excel
Posted 5:54 AM 18/6/08
Fantastic!
"especially if you pay attention during the time-lapse segment"
I'm not the only one who noticed the pee jars!
excel_excel
GwennBlackfeather
Posted 5:54 AM 18/6/08
Amazing. I love 'em!
GwennBlackfeather
Aye Mak Sicur
Posted 5:54 AM 18/6/08
That's brilliant, I love the documentary style. Did anyone else notice the road sign at the beginning?
Aye Mak Sicur
ShaggE
Posted 5:54 AM 18/6/08
Almost makes me want a TF2 movie.
ShaggE
duckmouth
Posted 5:53 AM 18/6/08
I have to be honest; this really makes me want to try TF2. I have The Orange Box, never tried TF2 even once. Is 'The Smiper' coming to 360 too?
duckmouth
Brine
Posted 5:53 AM 18/6/08
Also note that the pyro he snipes is carrying a new weapon.
Brine
pagancollective
Posted 5:53 AM 18/6/08
That was awesome, definitely my favorite so far.
pagancollective
collinc
Posted 5:52 AM 18/6/08
Boom, head shot. Great beginning. I look forward to seeing more of these.
collinc
superHOOKIE
Posted 5:52 AM 18/6/08
Off-topic...when are we getting the MGS4 review?
superHOOKIE
jasoncourt
Posted 5:52 AM 18/6/08
New clips for Team Fortress characters?! They really are extending their marketing time frame! Good for them... I guess.
jasoncourt
Mav
Posted 5:51 AM 18/6/08
Brilliant!
Mav
fauxgodzilla
Posted 5:51 AM 18/6/08
ahahaha, I loved it.
fauxgodzilla
MushroomBoy1022
Posted 5:49 AM 18/6/08
good one~! not the best, but a good one.
the parents thing was unexpected. -_o
MushroomBoy1022
DRaGZ
Posted 8:23 AM 18/6/08
That poor Demoman. His one good eye!
DRaGZ
Kanik
Posted 8:22 AM 18/6/08
TF2 - now that would be a well made video game to film adaptation.
Kanik
Achenar
Posted 8:21 AM 18/6/08
@BobTheChainsaw: Agreed on that one. I found the Meet the Scout video lacklustre.
This one... the accent is off, badly off - seems more British than Australian, which I find jarring - but the humour's back in place. :)
Achenar
brainwav
Posted 8:18 AM 18/6/08
Was that a bobblehead of The Hunted from TFC? Sweet!
brainwav
flagg
Posted 8:13 AM 18/6/08
@Cerbo: heh 'his' gender
flagg
Fulgurator
Posted 8:10 AM 18/6/08
Wonderful.
Fulgurator
Cerbo
Posted 8:09 AM 18/6/08
@xpnet: This one's pretty funny, but I'm kinda hoping that the actual Meet The Pyro keeps his ethnicity and personality ambiguous. His gender, too.
Cerbo
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 8:02 AM 18/6/08
Meet the Scout was my favorite. I watched it over many times, it was hilarious. This is my 2nd favorite though, it's funny too, but I don't think it can beat boink! and bonk!
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
gaijira
Posted 7:57 AM 18/6/08
Jars of pee = purest of win.
gaijira
PhiCancri
Posted 7:50 AM 18/6/08
A couple people have commented on the fact the PS3 version of TF2 is unplayable. Is that the overall consensus? I really want to pick up the Orange Box for PS3, but what little I've heard hasn't been good.
PhiCancri
AtomicPlayboy
Posted 7:44 AM 18/6/08
@Aye Mak Sicur: Question about that: I'm running TF2 at max settings and 1920x1200x32 resolution at 60fps, and it doesn't seem to look quite as good as these videos. Does anyone know if Valve is employing some sort of post-processing on these videos, or am I just imagining a difference between them and the live Source engine game play?
AtomicPlayboy
BobTheChainsaw
Posted 7:38 AM 18/6/08
The Meet the Scout video was pretty mediocre if you ask me. But this, this is just pure awesome. In a jar. Of awesomeness.
BobTheChainsaw
xpnet
Posted 7:37 AM 18/6/08
That one is my fav!
xpnet
xpnet
Posted 7:36 AM 18/6/08
+ Watch video
xpnet
eunoia
Posted 7:31 AM 18/6/08
@SeamusMc: "But getting back to my analogy, are both situations fun? Fuck yes. Does one have more and better built equipment? Yes. Is one overrun with unruly, perverse _children_? Of course. But it's totally worth it. "
yeah, the pc really is a gamble.
eunoia
Salen
Posted 9:02 AM 18/6/08
Cool. I can't wait to see some more. Like the Medic. Seriously, he's a doctor. I'm sure he'll be full of medical knowledge on how to kill folks.
Salen
tyrannosaurus.drew
Posted 9:00 AM 18/6/08
goddamn damn Demoman stole the show there.
I was nearly in tears!
tyrannosaurus.drew
lumpi
Posted 8:56 AM 18/6/08
Second to heavy so far. Go Valve!
lumpi
smuckersisgood
Posted 8:51 AM 18/6/08
So freaking AWESOME. They really have to make a feature film
smuckersisgood
Arkley
Posted 8:31 AM 18/6/08
When the spy gets stabbed, is anyone reminded of Enter the Ninja death where that guy shrugs at his getting stabbed with a shuriken?
+ Watch video
Arkley
Gouki4u
Posted 8:30 AM 18/6/08
I love this videos. I'm really glad they're doing them all even though the game has been out for a while.
I'd go see a feature length TF2 movie done like this.
Gouki4u
SortaKindaAGamer
Posted 8:30 AM 18/6/08
@PhiCancri:
Its not so bad its unplayable, but the video lag is definetly annoying.
I'll give you an example, I'll try and kill somebody and we'll kinda duke it out, but by the end I dont know how I died because of the lag.Anyway I thnk this is due to video lag, if its my connection thats a different sotry, but I really dont think it is.
SortaKindaAGamer
PirateKeef
Posted 9:50 AM 18/6/08
Reminds me of this:
Skip to 1:45.
PirateKeef
incazteca
Posted 9:45 AM 18/6/08
This is now my favorite "meet the" video. I liked the engineer's video but this was pretty damn good.
incazteca
Sniper_Zegai
Posted 10:50 AM 18/6/08
How many people noticed the urine jars. . . .he's dedicated alright.
Sniper_Zegai
Cleocatra
Posted 10:38 AM 18/6/08
I am very happy. My mouth won't stop the smile.
Cleocatra
marmidukestank
Posted 10:31 AM 18/6/08
Meet the Soldier remains the best so far, with this one a close second.
marmidukestank
crice
Posted 10:29 AM 18/6/08
must... have... civilian bobblehead
crice
Krumm
Posted 9:59 AM 18/6/08
Sniper rules, even in the video :D
Krumm
Kamizzle
Posted 11:28 AM 18/6/08
I keep my bottles of piss in the fridge.
In case someone wants applejuice.
Kamizzle
man_in_gauze
Posted 12:07 PM 18/6/08
Reminds me of Yahtzee somehow.
man_in_gauze
Trai_Dep
Posted 12:43 PM 18/6/08
So does this mean that Sniper Achievements will boast:
Pee Jars?!
Gawd, that'd be so awesome!
Trai_Dep
Trai_Dep
Posted 12:52 PM 18/6/08
Just noticed: at the very beginning. Van driving down dustry road. Battered highway sign on right side, as van passes. Sign has headshot victim icon!
Bloody hell indeed, mate.
Trai_Dep
Jaimz11785
Posted 1:59 PM 18/6/08
@duckmouth: Can I have your TF2 then?
Jaimz11785
GrassJelly
Posted 3:28 PM 18/6/08
"I think his mate saw me."
*comes underfire*
"Yes... yes he did."
GrassJelly
sonofnone
Posted 4:35 PM 18/6/08
@MasterSauce: I was thinking the exact same thing earlier. Man that would kick ass!
@PhiCancri: I've only played it on the PS3 and I love it. It gets a little wonky when I'm using the PS3s wireless, but it's definitely doable. My biggest gripe is that there aren't enough people playing maps other than "2Fort" and "Dustbowl". I must've waited about 15 minutes to get 4 people to join up for "The Granary".
sonofnone
Huatnee
Posted 5:57 PM 18/6/08
I really wish I could get this (and the rest of The Orange Box) for my Mac...
Huatnee
Jilkon
Posted 6:26 PM 18/6/08
One is a job, the other is a mental sickness. xP
Jilkon
shorty1k
Posted 8:26 PM 18/6/08
I lol'd at the civilian bobblehead, that was awesome.
shorty1k
I want a X1.
Posted 1:55 AM 19/6/08
Meet the pyro please =)))
I want a X1.
Chagrin
Posted 1:49 AM 19/6/08
Okay that was pretty great.
The urine bottles were funny enough, but I also liked his "#1 Sniper" mug. :D
Biggest laugh: "I'll be honest with ya.. my parents do not care for it."
Chagrin
--Core--
Posted 2:25 AM 19/6/08
I hate real life snipers..... and now that thats out of the way, I liked this, cracked me up.
--Core--
soldier148
Posted 3:54 AM 19/6/08
love the sniper, hard class to be though. didnt know the sniper had annoying parents XD
soldier148
Dr Terror
Posted 3:36 AM 19/6/08
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet", Gold.
Theres an echo in here. Pure win. Funniest "meet the..." yet. Need a motion picture. Etc etc etc.
Dr Terror
MrDo
Posted 5:02 AM 19/6/08
Someone has been paying attention, that last line "be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everyone you meet" is taken from counterinsurgency usage in Iraq. I first saw it there around 2006.
MrDo
Replica23
Posted 6:34 PM 19/6/08
I like how he is driving around in an RV, though after the scout video this one doesn't feel as polished. Still great though.
Replica23