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Movie Voice Guy Does Sonic Chronicles
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 7:40 AM on June 5, 2008
This Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood trailer one of those clips that marketing types refer to as a "sizzle" promo. That means that it's light on gameplay, but heavy on things like drama and Movie Voice Guy-style narration. We really wish he'd said "Sonic and his shitty friends" in his trademark gravely boom, but we don't write the checks over at Sega.


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ScytheRexx
Posted 8:16 AM 5/6/08
Anyone else notice that during the "Sonic and his friends..." section, that Tails is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND in the groupshot? They have friggin Shadow but not Tails? I saw him later in some of the battle scenes, but damn, that was a pretty low blow since Tails was the first ally Sonic ever had, he deserved to be right in there with Sonic and Knuckles.
And I still refuse to call Docter Robotnik that idiotic "Eggman".
ScytheRexx
relax_guy
Posted 8:16 AM 5/6/08
calling her toad-stool is a little "2 girls 1 cup" for me.
relax_guy
Northernsky
Posted 8:14 AM 5/6/08
@enigma776:
As far as I'm aware it's always been Dr. Eggman in Japan. For SA1 and since, they decided to merge the European and US releases to the Japanese name. They didn't just invent a new name for him.
Northernsky
bobtheduck
Posted 8:14 AM 5/6/08
@enigma776: Except he originally was called Eggman... Dr. Robotnick was the US name to play off Coldwar feelings.
bobtheduck
Cipid
Posted 8:14 AM 5/6/08
Looks pretty lame as far as the story goes... but if the gameplay is any fun, meh, I'll give it a try.
Cipid
bobtheduck
Posted 8:12 AM 5/6/08
@Spoony Bard: I have seen that, but that's not THE movie guy... THE movie guy is Don LaFontaine.
+ Watch video
Etc.
Bloom in a DS game? Hahaha, that's funny.
bobtheduck
Americo
Posted 8:12 AM 5/6/08
Obviously, there was a misunderstanding. I thought the headline meant that the movie voice guy was voicing Sonic the Hedgehog.
Americo
(俗・ ) Grey Gecko
Posted 8:11 AM 5/6/08
@Jnkzm4:mmmm...Maybe he earns more money working for a game company than for a shitty hollywood movie publisher.
(俗・ ) Grey Gecko
zetopazio
Posted 8:10 AM 5/6/08
I just dont like the game's cover, the rest seems good!
lol at the Movie Voice Guy in a Sonic trailer, whats next? Movie Voice Guy in a Wii Fit trailer? "In a world full of fat lazy gamers a hero comes in form of a balance to put people in shape, an epic adventure like you have never seen, Wii Fit!"
zetopazio
Pezdispenser
Posted 8:10 AM 5/6/08
@enigma776:
I'm still ticked off that they wrote out Bowser's 7 other kids and replaced them with Jr.
Pezdispenser
You_Remind_Me_of_my_Famous_Friends
Posted 8:09 AM 5/6/08
BIOWARE FTW!
this reminds me of the spyborgs trailer where the voice over guy insults the script.
You_Remind_Me_of_my_Famous_Friends
enigma776
Posted 8:08 AM 5/6/08
@PlayerX:
Yea it is toadstool and "Bowser" is King Kooper
enigma776
PlayerX
Posted 8:07 AM 5/6/08
@enigma776: I still call her Princess Toadstool. Peach just sounds like Mario's special night-time nickname for her.
PlayerX
PlayerX
Posted 8:05 AM 5/6/08
"In a time without a world... only one hedgehog... and his shitty friends... could run fast enough... go far enough... be blue enough...."
PlayerX
enigma776
Posted 8:05 AM 5/6/08
I am sorry but is any one else pissed off with this eggman shit, it Dr. Robotnik and always will be. Pisses me off when some one goes and changes the rules in a universe. I know it been like this since SA1 but it's just another thing SA1 Fucked up.
enigma776
thebigsmoke
Posted 8:02 AM 5/6/08
@Jnkzm4:
But who's your favourite Movie Voice guy?
+ Watch video
thebigsmoke
Coquiton
Posted 8:02 AM 5/6/08
Sonic needs to abandon his friends from Sonic adventure.
Do we really need Rouge, Biggs, and Shadow (wtf, I thought he died in SA2. How is he coming back in all the games?)?
Coquiton
Michael McWhertor
Posted 7:57 AM 5/6/08
@eclipsegryph: lol :(
Michael McWhertor
Green-clad Gamer Dude
Posted 7:57 AM 5/6/08
This guy's voice doesn't fit the Sonic franchise well. I think it'd be pretty epic to have him voice the trailer for a Star Fox game though.
Green-clad Gamer Dude
Spoony Bard
Posted 7:57 AM 5/6/08
Movie voice guy! Tell me you've seen this:
+ Watch video
Spoony Bard
Pickens
Posted 7:55 AM 5/6/08
The trailer is pretty good I guess, but I've always been bugged by the whole "making parts of otherwise immobile images move" thing. IE: the part with the shot of "Sonic and his Shitty Friends"
Pickens
Netnavi
Posted 7:54 AM 5/6/08
@Gwydeon: Aww man you mentioned it before I could haha!
I loled at the shitty flash animation. The guy makes it sound so epic but theres hardly any gameplay. I may check it out.
Netnavi
Neo_Deus
Posted 7:52 AM 5/6/08
At this point, I would say the part of the trailer that sold me on this game is from 0:57 - 0:54.
Neo_Deus
Dogysamich
Posted 7:49 AM 5/6/08
that sounds way more epic than it really is. >.>
Dogysamich
Jnkzm4
Posted 7:49 AM 5/6/08
thats 2 video games now he is in....first the mgs4 trailer and now this...he must need some money
Jnkzm4
JimmyHACK
Posted 7:48 AM 5/6/08
MGS4 ad does it better...
but ya i love these movie guy voice ads heh
JimmyHACK
Gwydeon
Posted 7:48 AM 5/6/08
But he didn't say "In a world..."
Gwydeon
Itchy (PSN: Kaizoku-ou)
Posted 7:48 AM 5/6/08
Man, MGS4 I understood. It's kinda like a movie, very cinematic. But Sonic Chronicles?
How did he make that so digestable? That guy is a genius!
Itchy (PSN: Kaizoku-ou)
TalKeaton: A Force to be Reckoned With
Posted 7:47 AM 5/6/08
Looks good to me... I found it interesting how it only had about six seconds of actual gameplay in it, though.
TalKeaton: A Force to be Reckoned With
Ashurahori
Posted 7:47 AM 5/6/08
Gonna buy this game on day one. The Sonic franchise being fixed by the greatest RPG developers in the history of mankind? Sign me up.
Ashurahori
eclipsegryph
Posted 7:47 AM 5/6/08
"Really with"? You getting a computer lisp over there, McWhertor?
That being said, I thought this trailer was cool.
eclipsegryph
Shiryu
Posted 7:46 AM 5/6/08
Movie Voice Guys is awesome. I wishhe would narrate my life in the 3rd person. Kinda like the announcer in Soulcalibur: "He spends his life reading Kotaku. Seems pleased".
Shiryu
Wolfers
Posted 8:32 AM 5/6/08
@ZinkO: zetta fast: Haha, that's what I was thinking, too.
Wolfers
SaanZ
Posted 8:30 AM 5/6/08
I have to say the graphic suit the serie's perfectly...
Honestly a 3/2.5d sonic game on the DS might work.
Remember all the early DS concepts?
SaanZ
ZinkO: zetta fast
Posted 8:26 AM 5/6/08
I can't imagine a turn-based RPG being "the most thrilling adventure in the history of Sonic".
ZinkO: zetta fast
HepCat
Posted 8:21 AM 5/6/08
It's Don LaFontaine, not movie voice guy...
Anywho, Sonic is less deserving than Metal Gear, but I guess it ok. I hope this game helps Sonic.
HepCat
Calzonage
Posted 8:20 AM 5/6/08
I'm not trying to downplay the game, because it looks pretty fun and I'm confident of Bioware's ability, but seriously, how many times have you heard this formula:
1. Dark, mysterious force +
2. Ragtag gang of rebels +
3. You are the ONLY hope to save the galaxy =
4. Same boring storyline over and over again.
I'm sorry, but I am sick of this formula as I'm sure many others are as well. The gameplay will likely be fun, the characters could be interesting, but I have had it with the same scenario eternally retold. Is it that gamers continually flock to this concept?
Calzonage
Nirual
Posted 8:50 AM 5/6/08
Oh boy, that introduction couldn't be any more cliché. Not a good sign, but if the gameplay is solid...
Nirual
TheCleaningGuy
Posted 8:45 AM 5/6/08
@SaanZ: Yeah! Thats just Crazy enough to work!
TheCleaningGuy
Thorax
Posted 8:44 AM 5/6/08
@enigma776: Yeah, even if it isn't the original name it's still better. And I would of agreed with you on Bowser until I found out it's Dinosaur in Japan. Let's see, Bowser sounds like a demented clown, and Dinosaur is the laziest name I've ever heard for a villain. Yeah, the second one sucks more.
Thorax
xMaverick
Posted 8:41 AM 5/6/08
@bobtheduck: HAH! I have NEVER seen that!
Damn that guy is full of himself.... but he fucking should be! Or else he'd be doing it wrong!
xMaverick
Blinkstale
Posted 9:30 AM 5/6/08
Bioware was brilliant for using the old Sonic jump SFX.
Blinkstale
Samos42
Posted 9:29 AM 5/6/08
Ugh, that obviously wasn't handled by Bioware... Nice to see some gameplay though. The game is looking pretty awesome though.
Samos42
Erinaceus
Posted 9:23 AM 5/6/08
Was that really LaFontaine? I find that hard to believe. LaFontaine's voice earns mega paychecks...I don't think either Sega or BioWare could afford him...
Anyway...could we please temporarily suspend the stupid "Sonic and his shitty friends" comments, 'cause this really is the one game where his friends are actually going to add to the replay value.
Erinaceus
sherazfn
Posted 9:18 AM 5/6/08
Wow, this article made it to the number 5 google search result for "movie voice guy". Neat. Go Kotaku!
sherazfn
Hauler
Posted 9:14 AM 5/6/08
Don LaFontaine is the man. He almost sold me on that Sonic game.
Hauler
Kanik
Posted 9:11 AM 5/6/08
Every ad should be done by Movie Voice Guy.
"In a world where grease and mildew run amuck, Mr Clean makes way for a shining bright future."
Kanik
k_dash
Posted 9:40 AM 5/6/08
Those MGS4 on MTV ads were kinda hard for my ears and eyes to accept, and with Sonic Chronicles.. I hate where these new ad methods are going.
Where are you Pablo Francisco?
k_dash
MNC
Posted 9:38 AM 5/6/08
I thought it was called a theatrical trailer.
MNC
Marios_shadow
Posted 9:38 AM 5/6/08
Next, on Mysterious Mysteries.
Marios_shadow
Tietsu
Posted 9:35 AM 5/6/08
It's really hard to take a promo seriously when it's a crudely drawn comic and c learly taking itself WAY too seriously.
[fail]
Tietsu
glitched
Posted 10:05 AM 5/6/08
I just wish i could go back in time and show this trailer to sega and nintendo fanboys of yore...
glitched
coach_mcguirk
Posted 10:05 AM 5/6/08
@Erinaceus:
Yup, that's really LaFontaine.
He costs a lot, but he's a consumate pro. Apparently he works mainly from his home studio now. You book an hour (or probably less for a job this size), he does a couple of readthroughs over ISDN or whatever. Sega's marketing budget for this game could easily accomodate him, I'm sure.
coach_mcguirk
Narsil
Posted 9:48 AM 5/6/08
@PlayerX: I had always assumed Peach was her first name and Toadstool was the family name.
Narsil
karateka
Posted 10:27 AM 5/6/08
The voice makes the game sound exciting but when I look at the speed and graphics...it's like...borrrrinnngggg. The excitement just doesn't jive with the speed of the game. They should get that boring guy that does the visine clear eyes to do this commercial.
karateka
sir_carrot
Posted 10:25 AM 5/6/08
I still don't understand how they are going to pull this off, but... I mean. They have to, right?
sir_carrot
Lijik
Posted 10:58 AM 5/6/08
@Jnkzm4:
He also did the Journey of Dreams or whatever the Wii Nights game was called.
Lijik
gcZanmato
Posted 11:59 AM 5/6/08
As soon as I read "voice" and "Sonic" I imagined Jaleel White as Sonic in the TV show.
gcZanmato
Ashurahori
Posted 12:17 PM 5/6/08
@nifboy: They could have just said: "MADE BY BIOWARE." and it'd be enough for me to buy it.
Ashurahori
nifboy
Posted 12:06 PM 5/6/08
I realize the trailer is probably a bad way to judge the game, but... Could he have made it sound any more generic? "Sonic and his friends battle the forces of darkness" is basically the plot of the past ten years' worth of games. Werewolf Sonic at least looks remotely interesting, even if my hope in it is even more misplaced than it would be here.
nifboy
Blah8
Posted 12:04 PM 5/6/08
@Itchy (PSN: Kaizoku-ou):
Meh. While the voice-over between the two was of about the same quality, the main difference was in the editing. For me, the MGS one seemed one hell of a lot better solely because of how it was edited - this one had a lot of long, sweeping transitions with a bunch of 2D sprites or drawings being animated tiny bits, while the MGS one was edited exactly how any normal film trailer would be. So, for me the MGS one was ten times as dramatic and well-done.
Blah8
crabman484
Posted 12:48 PM 5/6/08
NO! Fuck you! No more new evil people! It's Dr. Robotnik and he's stealing babies. STOP ADDING CHARACTERS ALREADY, SERIOUSLY! Mario's has had the same plot for 2 decades we don't care, you shouldn't either!
crabman484
Erinaceus
Posted 12:46 PM 5/6/08
@coach_mcguirk: Yeah...It may well have been LaFontaine...but I've also heard a couple of pretty convincing LaFontain impersonators over the years, so that's why I was originally a little skeptical.
Here's a modest request: Can we also issue a moratorium over the Robotnik/Eggman debate/complaints too? It's such a trivial thing to argue over, and it's as tiring as Jack Thompson.
Erinaceus
Poochy
Posted 12:38 PM 5/6/08
Thorax: Read the above post. It's "Koopa" in Japan, which is a play off the word "kappa", not "dinosaur".
HepCat: Actually, Sonic doesn't need help. The games continue to sell well despite his so-called "hardcore fanbase" constantly bitching about the series instead of, you know, dealing with the inevitable changes that occur to a series when it's nearly 20 years old.
Poochy
Poochy
Posted 12:33 PM 5/6/08
enigma776:
It's "King Koopa", not "King Kooper", you ignorant hick.
And King "Koopa" is his Japanese name, and the name used in the comics---if you insist on stick to retarded American names, you might as well call him Bowser, since Nintendo of America has NEVER called him King Koopa.
And before you accuse me of arguing about petty semantics, remember, you are the one who has a problem with the name "Eggman"---even if it was used as far back as the American version of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (pay attention to the background of Wing Fortress Zone, why don't ya?).
Poochy
V1L3
Posted 12:25 PM 5/6/08
Wait... Are people seriously comparing and contrasting this trailer with the one for MGS4?
It's a DS game. A [b]DS[/b] game. What were you expecting? Lord of the Rings with hedgehogs and... well... rings?
As for the Robotnik vs Eggman thing... Meh. I cared when it first happened, but frankly, it's just one of those things you get over. Like when the name "Wii" was first announced.
At least they gave it some backstory. And his name still IS Doctor Robotnik... they're not FORCING you to call him "Eggman" - they just use his nickname more than his real name. Hell, "Tails" is a nickname too, remember. I don't insist on calling him Miles Prower (though it is punilicious).
V1L3
Altima NEO
Posted 12:23 PM 5/6/08
Oh shoot, its THAT movie guy. I was hoping for the other movie guy, which just happens to be John StJon, AKA Duke Nukem.
Altima NEO
Sawboss
Posted 12:52 PM 5/6/08
Wow. I think they spent more on the trailer than on the entire game. We'll use the entire DS, but we'll only need THE EDGE!
Sawboss
branny
Posted 2:00 PM 5/6/08
@Tietsu: 100% agreed. :(
branny
Aflack: Likes slushies
Posted 2:42 PM 5/6/08
I thought Shadow died?
Aflack: Likes slushies
JTmunny82
Posted 3:05 PM 5/6/08
I'm glad that Don LaFontaine (Movie Voice Guy) is doing video games now. that just shows the power that this medium has over the last few years. ALTHOUGH Eggman still sounds like the stupidest name. I wish they would go back to calling him Dr. Robotnik WHEN DID IT CHANGE? I dont get it
lets hope this one is actually fun since Bioware is at the helm
JTmunny82
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 3:02 PM 5/6/08
@Aflack: Likes slushies: He got better, unfortunately.
@crabman484: Hey, Galaxy's plot was pretty different even if it had the same core.
I don't give a shit as long as the game is good. It's friggin' Bioware.
As for Robotnik/Eggman: GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
K-Squad! (Badass Edition)
Posted 4:06 PM 5/6/08
That guy could make me buy anything,
K-Squad! (Badass Edition)
Poochy
Posted 4:45 PM 5/6/08
JTmunny82: It changed because his name was always Eggman in Japan. When Sonic Team started making their games in San Francisco rather than Japan they had more direct control over how the characters were localised in America. Yuji Naka changed Robotnik's name back to Eggman because Sonic Team never approved of the Robotnik name, it was just something stupid Sega of America came up with. And it's not like they never call him Robotnik anymore---Eggman is just a nickname.
Poochy
mcderek3000
Posted 5:10 PM 5/6/08
Sounds like your average run of the mill RPG.
I liked Movie Voice Guy more before he sold out.
mcderek3000
tako12
Posted 5:19 PM 5/6/08
"Now, Dr. Robotnik will eat Cream and Amy and no one will care."
tako12
-oG-ShAdY
Posted 8:50 AM 5/6/08
Man, Don LaFontaine is getting a lot of work these days. This trailer is amazing, probably better than the actual game will be. I think he actually does a better job in this trailer than he did in the Metal Gear Solid 4 one. It's all good stuff, the man could sell running shoes to people in wheel chairs...
-oG-ShAdY
Deetronimus117
Posted 8:31 AM 5/6/08
is anyone else bothered by the fact that this trailer isn't for MASS EFFECT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deetronimus117
mariospants
Posted 12:34 AM 6/6/08
ARGH Damn lack of audio at work... if this is the same voiceover guy who does 90% of the shitty hollywood trailers, no thanks. I can't stand him any more. Besides, it's a SONIC game, which means you gotta hire somebody like Toby Macguire to do the voice-over.
mariospants
Poochy
Posted 3:14 AM 6/6/08
@tako12: No, they probably will care if Amy gets eaten, considering she is technically the oldest Sonic character next to Eggman (she was in Sonic CD, remember? Or did you not know this?). Sonic CD was in development before Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was, and was released in Japan nearly a month before, if I'm not mistaken. So yeah, she's been in the series for as long as, if not longer tnan Tails.
Poochy
Poochy
Posted 3:03 AM 6/6/08
@mariospants: Er, Toby Macguire is an accomplished actor. I'm not sure how that's an insult to the Sonic series, if that's what you intended it to be.
Poochy
Violet
Posted 9:07 PM 6/6/08
Im gonna start calling this the 'Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood of Nod'.
Violet