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Resident Evil Pachinko Shows More Than Jill Sandwiches
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 9:00 PM on June 27, 2008
In Japan, it's pretty common for video games to have pachinko machines. Heck! Movies, anime and manga character even get pachinko machines based on them. It's not just spinning metal balls! New pachinko machines even feature large LCD-type displays to keep players engaged. Pachinko maker Yamasa's Resident Evil machine puts poor Jill Valentine through the standard series of scares and shootings -- if only for suggestive glances!
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Obnoxiousdan
Posted July 28, 2008 5:51 PM
What song was that playing while they were fighting tyrant?
I caught phrases like "Crucifixtion", "kill you no forgiveness" and "Will survive till the end"...
God damn that guitar sounds so legendary.
ejpal
Posted 9:53 PM 27/6/08
mmmmm turbosmoothed goodness
ejpal
Kazzahdrane
Posted 9:52 PM 27/6/08
I like how despite her figure her clothes aren't really that flattering. Seems a lot more realistic. Hot women don't look sexy in everything, after all!
Kazzahdrane
Kaizuden
Posted 9:42 PM 27/6/08
... Is it bad if I want to go and buy one now?
Kaizuden
Friction
Posted 9:32 PM 27/6/08
Wow... suddenly Pachinko's became much more tempting... haha
Friction
Zyzex_Remix
Posted 9:30 PM 27/6/08
Oh Jill, you're all grown up now!
Zyzex_Remix
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Posted 9:28 PM 27/6/08
Maximum Risky before the weekend it is going to be a good weekend k thnx bai Ash'!
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Shiryu
Posted 9:17 PM 27/6/08
I never cared for a panchiko game in my life up to this very second. Well played, Capcom, well played...
Shiryu
Salen
Posted 9:16 PM 27/6/08
I had a pachinko machine when I was 5. But it didn't have... that. *tilts head* No, I'm sure I'd have remembered something like that.
Salen
LaughingCrow
Posted 9:09 PM 27/6/08
So does the metal ball have to fall into her cleavage?
LaughingCrow
DorkimusPrime
Posted 9:03 PM 27/6/08
"it's pretty come for video games to have pachinko machines"
Say what?
DorkimusPrime
shinko
Posted 9:03 PM 27/6/08
jill goes commando
shinko
Aanidaani
Posted 10:32 PM 27/6/08
Has she always been cross-eyed?
Aanidaani
DE5TR0YER
Posted 10:31 PM 27/6/08
MMOOAAARRR!!1
DE5TR0YER
Frank
Posted 10:09 PM 27/6/08
I'm guessing that in order to get these scenes you have to get the balls to roll down Nemesis' tentacles.
And you wonder why pachinko arcades are restricted to adults and punk-ish high school students.
Frank
happycodemonkey
Posted 10:08 PM 27/6/08
@happycodemonkey: Sorry stupid me, didn't see the link on the bottom of the story *XD internet fail!
happycodemonkey
happycodemonkey
Posted 10:08 PM 27/6/08
@Kazzahdrane: Her regular STARS outfit was arguably more flattering, that outfit is really just...weird.
[www1.yamasa.co.jp] <- Should link to the full trailer; I watched it and was confused that it was for a pin-ball machine. Then I found out later that a lot of these pachinko machines have really hyper-insane commercials.
happycodemonkey
kadosho
Posted 10:04 PM 27/6/08
If in either uniform, or street attire I loved Jill.
Just something about her, is just strong will (and of course beautiful)
Pachinko games just capture "the magic". Don't they?
kadosho
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 11:08 PM 27/6/08
You funny Japanese! She's got a (torn) tube-top to a zombie bash! That is in violation of the Zombie Handbook!
SigmundTheSeaMonster
excaliburps
Posted 11:00 PM 27/6/08
Wow nice side-boob action there Capcom! =)The second pic where she's getting up from the squat position looks like she's enjoying herself.
On the last pic, it looks like her dress is about to come off. You stay classy Capcom!
excaliburps
FightingChance
Posted 10:56 PM 27/6/08
I always disliked Jill's 'street' clothes she wore in Resident Evil 3 - seemed pretty transparently some japanese character designer's stab at high coture women's fashion.
Jill as a character I like though. Her STARS outfit is pretty legendary, even though the half flak-jacket she's wearing never quite made sense.
FightingChance
dirtybacon
Posted 10:44 PM 27/6/08
*squints* just...can't quite... see... it....
dirtybacon
phorty40
Posted 10:43 PM 27/6/08
so this is why japans economy is on the rise.
phorty40
ST19AG_WGreymon
Posted 10:38 PM 27/6/08
Nice...
ST19AG_WGreymon
Blind_Evil
Posted 10:36 PM 27/6/08
When I first read the headline, I thought you meant pachinko like Elliot means it in Scrubs....y'know?
Blind_Evil
Vanguarde
Posted 10:36 PM 27/6/08
This is pretty pathetic.
Vanguarde
doesntlikedede
Posted 11:48 PM 27/6/08
*movement within boxers*
So...it has begun -.-'
doesntlikedede
Shin-Kaiser
Posted 11:29 PM 27/6/08
Why Jill, I've never seen you look so good!
Shin-Kaiser
francoamerica
Posted 12:16 AM 28/6/08
how do get scans from pachinko? Who did this???
francoamerica
Absent Blue
Posted 12:05 AM 28/6/08
@excaliburps: Side-boob FTW
Side-boob on fictional video game character of my wet dreams as an adolescent? Super-win.
Absent Blue
sephstrife68
Posted 12:01 AM 28/6/08
@ Blind_Evil: Elliot says bajingo.
And if you're gonna be playing with balls all day, you may as well get some T&A.
sephstrife68
Kazzahdrane
Posted 12:00 AM 28/6/08
@Blind_Evil: Isn't that "Bajingo"?
Kazzahdrane
PlasmaMachine
Posted 1:13 AM 28/6/08
Nope, can't do it. The eyes are too crossed. Someone needs to slap her upside the head with a rocket-launcher or somethin and help her out.
PlasmaMachine
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 1:07 AM 28/6/08
@KosherInfidel: Haha... thought the same thing myself.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Kaliani
Posted 1:05 AM 28/6/08
Oh...How stuff like this makes me wish I was an angry lesbian instead of a normal hetero chick.
Also. Where's my game of normal non-riod Chris in suggestive positions and falling all over the ground looking vulnerable in skimpy clothes?
Kaliani
KeroseneClimax
Posted 12:53 AM 28/6/08
Hey, They shouldn't be objectifying Jill like that! Shame on them! Ever since Resident Evil 3 all the perverts just want to glance at her naughty bits with no regard for her "excellent character development and personality". This displeases me.
KeroseneClimax
Ken
Posted 12:52 AM 28/6/08
pretty desperate!
Ken
KosherInfidel
Posted 12:44 AM 28/6/08
Man, that bitch is cross-eyed
KosherInfidel
NeoStarr
Posted 2:01 AM 28/6/08
@KeroseneClimax: Dude, look at your avatar.
NeoStarr
Capt. Struggle Bunny
Posted 1:46 AM 28/6/08
@Obiter: Whine, whine. Piss, piss. Moan, moan.
Capt. Struggle Bunny
AuthenticM
Posted 1:37 AM 28/6/08
HAHAHA, she's cross-eyed. Not to mention they drastically reduced her boob size.
AuthenticM
Dave Silva
Posted 1:27 AM 28/6/08
What the hell is wrong with -her face-?
Dave Silva
Obiter
Posted 1:25 AM 28/6/08
Zomg Kotaku, your pathetic juvenile fetish for side-boob and upskirt shots is becoming embarrassing. Just grab yourself a Sears catalog on your next trip to the little boys room and save us all this stupidity.
Obiter
y2kenjination
Posted 1:20 AM 28/6/08
My god winnar. Why isn't Jill in RE5? ;_;
y2kenjination
RanChan03
Posted 2:08 AM 28/6/08
i'd hit that with the mighty ban hammer :)
RanChan03
Ruglia
Posted 3:36 AM 28/6/08
@Friction, Shin-Kaiser : Really? I think she looks fugly.
@NeoStarr: That's sarcasm right there, sir.
Ruglia
superbryant
Posted 3:03 AM 28/6/08
@Obiter: you need to chill out dude...it isnt that serious.....
superbryant
Rondogg
Posted 3:54 AM 28/6/08
None on eBay.
Where may I procure one?
Rondogg
ManjiKengo
Posted 3:38 AM 28/6/08
@NeoStarr: ........blind to sarcasm aren't we?
ManjiKengo
Ruglia
Posted 3:37 AM 28/6/08
@Dave Silva: Exactly. EXACTLY.
Ruglia
Murderdolls
Posted 4:45 AM 28/6/08
Favorite RE character ever.
Murderdolls
Ryodestined
Posted 4:22 AM 28/6/08
Hmm, I guess gambling for an erection is the better alternative.
Ryodestined
Ett
Posted 6:15 AM 28/6/08
The balls go where ?
Ett
pandafresh
Posted 6:15 AM 28/6/08
is it just me or does she look really really weird..almost like shes ...UNDEAD!!! OMIGAWD ZOMBIE JILL WUT!?
pandafresh
kurwinsky
Posted 6:10 AM 28/6/08
I'd love to be digital and meet her at some download party!
kurwinsky
gcZanmato
Posted 6:09 AM 28/6/08
Cross-eyed =( Oh well, at least they haven't done anything like this to Claire.
gcZanmato
Bergerac
Posted 6:56 AM 28/6/08
This just makes me want a revamped RE3. Come on Capcom, we know you're shallow anyway, what's going to change if you remake 2 and 3?
Bergerac
Talleh
Posted 8:11 AM 28/6/08
Doesn't the U.S. have slot machines that change based on the most popular movie?
Talleh
Fenris Wolf
Posted 8:09 AM 28/6/08
I was looking through the gallery thinking the screenshots were subtle enough to not be intentional.
Then I saw the last pic.
Fenris Wolf
ShineyBlueShoes
Posted 3:47 PM 28/6/08
I actually have fond memories of this Ninja Turtles machine that was at the Chuck E Cheese, that thing was so fun.
ShineyBlueShoes
Houjutsu
Posted 2:26 AM 28/6/08
Looks more like Jill "The Man Dude" Valentine if you ask me...but no ones asking /cry
Houjutsu
JustinSaneV2
Posted 1:16 AM 28/6/08
Can't... divert sight... to underboob... from cross-eyes...
JustinSaneV2
Maltose
Posted 2:02 AM 30/6/08
@NeoStarr:
That my friend, is called irony. I think.
Maltose