Why the hell are they distributing (potential) weapons which are actually branded with the GTA logo? Its like they want to get sued. I'm sure we can expect a lawsuit about some kid hitting another with one of these.
@Fox: That's a pretty cool grandfather though.

P.S: The game has knives and bats!

shak_0

@Pezdispenser: That's pretty great. I can only get TF2 running at 10FPS, but one day; one day I'll have the joy of bonking people too.

Krondonian

@Pezdispenser: OMG with all the taunts going off at the same time.

Yeah I'd rather have a scout bat.

Chewbenator

@Marikir:

Coquiton probably isnt joking, I never knew there was a knife until now, I have played the entire game carrying a bat never once have I come across a knife.

Jamaces

@Krondonian:

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Pezdispenser

Ug. I have lived in shaky neighborhoods in downtown Detroit for most of my life, and am finally considering leaving.

Thankfully, I have never had to use violence or defend myself directly from it; but I do keep a bat in the kitchen and a shotgun upstairs. Know what? that is effing ridiculous. Because if someone ever did break in (11 daytime home invasions in my neighborhood this last year, 1 rape) I would be out the back door so fast... They can have my PS3 and projector, I have homeowners insurance.

Mega-Driven

i like how its designed to be held with one hand

kickass solo just got the Interweb again

@xMindPrintsx:

Haha... Buster Femur ftw.

xeleion

@Pezdispenser: Okay, I still have no idea what you're all talking about...

Krondonian

Will you just let's go? BONK!

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Pezdispenser

The Scout weapon upgrades for TF2 should include this GTA bat.

Don't question it, just embrace it.

Blues

Where can I get one of these?@Fox:
"My 85 year old grandfather has a metal pipe that he leaves behind a door in his house. Some cracked out whore tried to rob him a couple years ago and he knocked her out cold."

I want to nominate you for this, it's just so funny.

Mikazukinoyaiba

Best headline ever.

xeleion

EAT THIS WHORE!!!!!! SLEEP WITH MY BROTHER WILL YOU!!! TRY DOING IT NOW WITH A BUSTER FEMUR!!!!!!!

xMindPrintsx

@InsidiousTuna: BOINK!

trogam

Were is my GTA branded pistol? =(

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko

@ggodo: @Gouki4u: I'm from the UK, so I wasn't accounting for ready availability. They're more of a specialty weapon in these parts.

@Fox: Your Grandfather is awesome.

Krondonian

@Coquiton: I really wonder if you're kidding.

If you're not, yes, there is a bat in the game. It's another weapon you can have instead of the knife.

Marikir

Just a bat... kinda ugly? nah?

bubble-bee

@InsidiousTuna:
Nice.

gamadaya

BONK!

InsidiousTuna

Thats alot of Reggae Reggae sauce on that bat.

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

@Krondonian: It's cheap, convenient, most people have one? I mean, whatever you can use. My 85 year old grandfather has a metal pipe that he leaves behind a door in his house. Some cracked out whore tried to rob him a couple years ago and he knocked her out cold.

Fox

@Krondonian: It's a readily available club designed to be swung at speed. What's not to like? I prefer wood over aluminum though.

That fake blood must have come from a 70s movie. Way too orange.

Gouki4u

looks like he just smeared Davanni's pasta sauce on it.

warxsnake

@Terrorsaur.: Wow, and you're the mighty TerrorSaur. I'd be screwed.

bangbangblah

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Not at all.

Spoony Bard

Did GTAIV even have bats?

I don't remeber ever seeing one...

Coquiton

Nice! After I bust some heads this is going on the mantel.
@LittleBigPlaneteer: Nah, to ketchup-y.

Erwin

Jesus...
Somebody beat a pizza to death with that thing.

gamadaya

What, no bits of hair stuck in with the blood? bah

UFO

@Krondonian: A bat's cheaper, perhaps? More common?

ggodo

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Seconded.

ggodo

I never understood the appeal of using a baseball bat as a weapon. Wouldn't a piece of metal be more...useful?

Krondonian

Hey I keep a bat in my trunk just in case.

Devil240Z

YOU live in a sketchy neighborhood??

I have to drive AROUND my street and come through the backway to get to my house. Why? Theres a mess of gangs and crooks and all those happy people that hang out at the other end of the street. And the other day I was almost mugged for my car, but I managed to drive off before anyone pulled a piece on me. I carry a bat in my trunk by the way, a slugger. Oh the irony.

=) Welcome to Los Angeles County

Terrorsaur.

If any idiotic politicians see this they'll say something like "OH NAW DAT DER VIOLANCE IS IN OUR REALITY!!!"

Kaizuden

The blood is a little too excessive there

LittleBigPlaneteer

thats actually pretty cool lol

D3m0n1k_Ang3l

To quote the Sin City movie: Yeesh...

TheLastSouthernGentleman

@Pete193: Intentional. ;)

Krondonian

where can I buy that ?

DevoL

@Krondonian:

...

yes...

one day you might have the joy of *bonking* people too...

hopefully girls

Pete193

I wouldn't mind to swing with this :D

fejs

haha this is actually the real thing, Candian eb games stores were competing for a GTA swag bag during the GTA4 launch, a GTA bat was in the swag bag, among other GTA branded stuff.

Satis24

Funny stuff, but i prefer the new content for download.

HDgam3r