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Bikini Zombie Slaying Comes To America With Onechanbara
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 10:40 AM on July 10, 2008
Finally, D3 Publisher of America has come to its senses! We don't want your Dark Sectors, guys; we want your poorly animated super soldiers shooting giant bugs and gooey zombie killin' adventures in combat inappropriate clothing. We want that mind-numbing stuff. That's why we're so pleased to learn, via GamesRadar, that Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers will be coming to the Wii in early 2009.
Sure, it wasn't my most memorable experience at Tokyo Game Show last year and these games aren't exactly "good", but you can dispatch the undead in bikinis, biker outfits and barely legal schoolgirl get-ups. We're willing to sacrifice our joints to over-waggling if it helps convince D3 to bring Onechanbara VorteX over here.
Onechanbara's coming to the Wii [GamesRadar - thanks, Jeff!]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Frank and beeeean
Posted July 10, 2008 11:49 PM
why are all those guys there, i don't remember it being so busy after we've downed curator....
dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased
Posted 11:35 AM 10/7/08
Yet we still don't have IM@S. What gives?
dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased
Ceph
Posted 11:31 AM 10/7/08
I remember the employee at the game store trying to talk me out of buying Bullet Witch on its release date. I bought (and enjoyed!) it anyways.
I look forward to a similar situation with this.
Ceph
Aethyr
Posted 11:31 AM 10/7/08
Everyone who bought Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is probably already lined up.
Aethyr
Petezah
Posted 11:31 AM 10/7/08
@MetaKz: Amazon is your friend.
Petezah
KeroseneClimax
Posted 11:28 AM 10/7/08
I can't wait for some infuriated soccer moms to call this game a promoter of misogyny, and a fine example of how fictional females are being objectified by horny men in a male dominated industry, whose sole ulterior motive is to instill a false perception of women to impressionable young boys while playing with their juvenile toy console. Me? I'm going to say it's a generic action game.
I can't believe they finally brought a game in this series stateside. I still can't play OZ - Over Zenith, but they can bring Onechanbara.
KeroseneClimax
Lezard
Posted 11:27 AM 10/7/08
Hell, I'd be tempted to buy it. Sure, it looks bad, and it probably is, but the concept is just golden.
Lezard
sarcasmOD
Posted 11:24 AM 10/7/08
@cubed2D: You write a book about that.
sarcasmOD
ninjikiran
Posted 11:22 AM 10/7/08
how it will be in 480p, I have the wii vga lol.
ninjikiran
Imashinu
Posted 11:19 AM 10/7/08
@beem: No I meant that It is a game where u play as a women who has her privates shown off.
Imashinu
beem
Posted 11:17 AM 10/7/08
@Imashinu:
Bullet Witch is like Bioshock compared to this.
beem
JimElNino
Posted 11:14 AM 10/7/08
Well I'm all for niche Japanese games coming to America, but I'm most likely giving this one a pass....
Speaking of niche Japanese games.... Squeenix... please make another Ogre Battle Saga game.....
.....please....?
JimElNino
EmeraldDragon
Posted 11:13 AM 10/7/08
Interesting. Shall keep and eye on this one.
EmeraldDragon
KagaSakai
Posted 11:12 AM 10/7/08
Why wouldn't D3 also port this to 360?
KagaSakai
VENOM-ZX
Posted 11:12 AM 10/7/08
@DasKonstruct: I dont have specific sales figures or anything, but I'd say no it didn't fail horribly on the 360 in Japan. Sure, it didn't sell a million copies or anything close to that, but I'm quite sure they didn't expect it to either. But I suppose it did sell well enough for them to continue making sequels (this wii game, and another new one coming out for the 360 that was announced a couple months ago).
VENOM-ZX
MetaKz
Posted 11:10 AM 10/7/08
Now... how do I buy this game from the store without anyone seeing me? :(
MetaKz
chaos_isnt_here
Posted 11:08 AM 10/7/08
wow..........
really?
chaos_isnt_here
alfredofroylan
Posted 11:06 AM 10/7/08
This game is sooo bad that's actually fun :lol: Fun as a campy tv show, fun as a cheap B-horror movie at night with a couple of beers, fun as a $20 bucks game (seriously don't pay so much for this one)
alfredofroylan
Naturestee
Posted 11:03 AM 10/7/08
Consider me interested. Consider my husband very interested, LOL! I probably won't pick this up right away (depending on the price) but as long as the game isn't totally broken control-wise I'll pick it up when it's cheaper. Come on, it has a bikini babe and zombies!!!
Naturestee
DasKonstruct
Posted 11:01 AM 10/7/08
didn't this game fail horribly on the 360 in Japan?
DasKonstruct
Al2x
Posted 10:56 AM 10/7/08
@cubed2D: That might have been the most random thing I've ever read.
Al2x
cubed2D
Posted 10:52 AM 10/7/08
earth defence force was one of my best purchices ever.
i was suffering from depression when it came out, i was in gamestation, i was pritty poor and it was the only brand new game i could aford. its definatly a budget title, its rrp was £25 or something like that. its not much of a good game, the graphics arnt to great, the controls are loose, its achievements are pants.... but bugger me it can cheer you up when your down!
its the crazy simplicity of it all, ants and robots invadeing the eart... heres a gun, GO!
ever since ive been wanting more buget tiles on my 360 like it.
cubed2D
yanya
Posted 10:52 AM 10/7/08
*Approaches the podium*
...
*Shuffles papers*
... Day One.
*Walks away*
yanya
wild homes is being recast!
Posted 10:51 AM 10/7/08
To be honest, the Wii needed this game very badly, all the way up until
last night. Now, the Wii doesn't need this crap. We don't need any games to appeal to the 'core' audience anymore. Now that we have Captain Rainbow, everything is good. And let's not even mention Wario Shake. Sorry, Onechanbara, you're approximately nineteen hours too late.
wild homes is being recast!
SnakeCL
Posted 10:51 AM 10/7/08
Finally! The wii starts getting good games! /sarcasm
SnakeCL
CockroachMan
Posted 10:51 AM 10/7/08
Oh.. game that has the words "bikini" and "zombie" in the subtitle can't be bad.. can it?
CockroachMan
CHunterX
Posted 10:49 AM 10/7/08
I was excited until I read "coming to the Wii."
CHunterX
kubevubin
Posted 10:49 AM 10/7/08
Hell yes! I won't be able to resist the urge to purchase then whenever it's released.
kubevubin
Al2x
Posted 10:47 AM 10/7/08
Was this certain shot selected on purpose?
Al2x
Imashinu
Posted 10:47 AM 10/7/08
This game has a very 'Bullet Witch' feeling to it. I hope it doesn't totally fail.
Imashinu
jeffx
Posted 11:57 AM 10/7/08
DAY. ONE.
jeffx
RigorMortis
Posted 12:16 PM 10/7/08
So.... uh.....
*cough*dayonepurchase*cough*
RigorMortis
Kaizuden
Posted 12:15 PM 10/7/08
What's wrong with EDF?... Anyways if this game comes out for $20 new why not? I need more games for my Wii.
Kaizuden
Diddy_Mao
Posted 12:14 PM 10/7/08
there is something to be said for stupid id driven beat 'em up games.
Take for example, "God Hand" it may have been many many things, but a "good game" wasn't really one of them...all the same it's a blast to play and I imagine this would be similar.
While we're on the subject of niche market silly zambie games I have to ask.
When is Capcom going to get with the program and release Resident Evil: Guitar Wolf.
C'mon guys I want to destroy the undead with the power of Rock N' Roll!
Diddy_Mao
MattB
Posted 12:11 PM 10/7/08
I would totally buy this if it was on the PS3 or 360. I do own a Wii, but I think we already know what the control scheme will be like on that console. *facepalm*
MattB
HJungle
Posted 12:10 PM 10/7/08
If you've never played EDF, you're seriously missing out. A simple game that's surprisingly addictive and fun. Co-op play, too.
If Onechanbara is anything like EDF, it would be the type of shovelware the Wii could use. At $20, cheap and frivolous thrills on any system would be a steal.
HJungle
gr8asianman
Posted 12:39 PM 10/7/08
Looks interesting wonder how it will work with the Wii controls.
gr8asianman
MetalGearMax
Posted 1:21 PM 10/7/08
Screw the Wii game, I still want VorteX to get a Western release.
PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!
MetalGearMax
badalchemy
Posted 1:15 PM 10/7/08
I was really wishing this would come out for the PS2. Also if they charge more then $20 dollars for this game in america ( thr price it retails for new in japan) it will be a rip off.
badalchemy
Sailorcancer
Posted 1:12 PM 10/7/08
I hope they bring more of htem and not just the Wii version.
Sailorcancer
HaydenTenno
Posted 1:08 PM 10/7/08
Hayden Tenno cares about Dark Sectors!
Anyways, I'll totally buy this. Zombies + Boobies = Gaming Perfection!
HaydenTenno
VENOM-ZX
Posted 12:58 PM 10/7/08
yeah, day 1 purchase for me too, I don't care the price is, I'm just glad this is coming out in the US because I didn't want to import a wii just to play one game. I have the first 3 games in the series on ps2/xbox360. Sure, they're not the best games out there, but they're still a lot of fun to play. Most of the music from the 2nd and 3rd games was pretty catchy too, I'd constantly find it looping through my head when I wasn't even playing the game.
VENOM-ZX
cynopt
Posted 1:29 PM 10/7/08
This ought to at least be worth a rental; I liked EDF 2017, and that didn't even have gratuitous taint-flashing.
cynopt
twinturbo2
Posted 2:08 PM 10/7/08
Another guy on the "day one" pile, fo sho. ^_^
twinturbo2
demonknightinuyasha
Posted 2:38 PM 10/7/08
i'll definitely be gameflying this
demonknightinuyasha
Thorax
Posted 3:07 PM 10/7/08
I'll pick it up if it's budget priced.
Thorax
CaveHonkey
Posted 3:06 PM 10/7/08
I played through a little bit of the Japanese 360 version. It is cool for what it was. I was hoping to play it in English, too bad there is no mention of the 360
CaveHonkey
akilshohen
Posted 3:41 PM 10/7/08
I would of liked for them to also release the 360 version.
akilshohen
KingKevin
Posted 4:04 PM 10/7/08
I WILL BUY A WII JUST FOR THIS GAME!!!!! seriously. id buy a ps3 for this friggin game. i have all of them on the ps2. its the best game eeeeevvverrrrrrrrrrrr. ever.
KingKevin
jynxce
Posted 5:06 PM 10/7/08
Okay. They do have have the Japanese 360... what's up with the port here. Can't see myself picking up the Wii version after playing through No More Heroes. Good game, but can't take the blurry, low poly graphics if I have the choice...
jynxce
Altima NEO
Posted 5:46 PM 10/7/08
Aww wheres my 360 version???
Altima NEO
boopadoo
Posted 5:41 PM 10/7/08
Here's another vote for VorteX! Make it happen!
I'm sure the Wii one will suffice, but I like my polys shhhhiny!
boopadoo
randymonk
Posted 6:04 PM 10/7/08
"Surfboarding killer bikini vampire girls" would be a better game title but Naylor/Grant would probably object.
randymonk
underground_slacker
Posted 6:00 PM 10/7/08
This has already been out i believe on the ps2 called "zombie zone: other side" or "zombie hunters" on the games case.
utter shite.
underground_slacker
Shin
Posted 6:31 PM 10/7/08
hey, I have this game in jp, and you guys should really give this a chance when this comes out in the US.
the games is surprisingly fun to play considering it's "crappy" graphics because it's gameplay is really well done for the Wii :)
Shin
Ryodestined
Posted 7:06 PM 10/7/08
For a moment there I expected a zombie in a two-piece. This however, is much better.
Ryodestined
Mr.Sad
Posted 10:15 PM 10/7/08
hmmmm, lack of clothes... zombies...
what more could i want ? well, besides a TOTAL lack of clothes. haha
Mr.Sad
FoxHoundADAM
Posted 11:36 PM 10/7/08
D3 also published Earth Defence Force 2017, which for all it's shortcomings is awesoem fun! In fact I just finished it for a second time last night.
Looking forward to this.
FoxHoundADAM
fuchikoma
Posted 1:04 AM 11/7/08
I have one of these on PS2, but it stars... Futaba? Can't remember her first name. D3 reuses characters, lol.
It's kinda fun for a little while - your sword gets bloodier and drips more, and when it does, it gets sticky and sticks in the zombies unless you flick it clean from time to time.
Other than that... chop chop chop slash slash slash
fuchikoma
drivebyinsult
Posted 3:04 AM 11/7/08
That better be a sword leg, cuz then this game would be up from a don't buy to a risky!
...because it's risky to walk on a sword leg... but awesome to kick/slash with one!
drivebyinsult
MattB
Posted 7:01 AM 11/7/08
@Shin: Good gameplay on the Wii? I'm shocked at the thought, but I for one am happy to take the chance if it's cheap enough and you say the Wii gameplay is good.
MattB
Akin
Posted 12:16 PM 13/7/08
The Wii game? damn it! I wanted vortex!!
Akin