DAMMIT! GIVE US GTADS INFO!!!

Or GTAIV PC.. I would very happy with that..

CockroachMan

"So what do you do if you've created the number one video game franchise of all time? You don't rest on your laurels."

"Now they are talking about Midnight CLub LA."

Unintentional comedy gold.

Eville1

I WANT GTADS INFO :\.

spyker3292

EVEN IF?? Fuck your Utilikilt wearing asses. Any man wearing a (PROPER) kilt is automatically better than you.

Eville1

@kspray-dad: Hey thanks! I'm sure that'll have other handy uses too...

supercrap

Your Wiimote is James K. Polk

KaneRobot

dynamic?

Jomo7

Mike: Ask them about GTA IV Episode 1, this exact words and see how they react ;)

hope you can read this comment

fatez

Borderlands should be really cool. Kind of reminds me of that Terrence Malick movie. Well, maybe because that's called "Badlands." And "Bonnie and Clyde." Anyway, looking forward to that. Hopefully we'll hear something about L.A. Noire.

peAr nectAr

"Nothing is sexier than asking your girlfriend to operate a turret with you"

should have been

"Nothing is sexier than asking your girlfriend to operate [your] turret with you"

TheExiledLeader

Champions Online is some do want.

SpishackCola

I'm on vacation this week and have dedicated myself to using the word fucking in almost every post...how am I fucking doing?...back to the live blog.

kspray-dad

GTAIV on the PC and some footage of GTADS!

Please?

CockroachMan

BORDERLANDS? OMG! Already made of win.

Candlejack

um all i see is an add for "pics of girl gamers." class... I love it!

osteofight

Hey...i heard that fucking sound...kotaku liveblog up!

kspray-dad

Alright, the liveblog is here! Now I can be lazy and stop manually refreshing...

Xenigma

It's a liveblog!!!

antialias02

@supercrap: If your using FF grab this addon [addons.mozilla.org]

kspray-dad

Guys? You'd better be sitting down for this. I have the biggest announcement of this E3. Are you sitting down? Good.

DORA THE EXPLORER LICENSE CONFIRMED!!@

dowingba

The 1up blog requires you to manually refresh. Boooo!!!!

supercrap

I no can haz live blogging?

osteofight

@TheExiledLeader: Let's hope they get to some Bioshock. 2.

antialias02

@antialias02: I second you, good sir. Fahey's mastery of humor, wit, and bordeline-asshole sarcasm is unrivaled.

CHU BOI

Has Take Two gone all softcore casual gaming now?
Carnival Games
Clown Games
Dora the Explorer license
WTF!

TheExiledLeader

@antialias02: Example of 1up commentary:

11:10 a.m. Now they're showing Carnival Games Mini Golf. I got nuthin'. All I can think of at this point is that I should have grabbed a muffin back at the hotel. I'm fucking starving. Wow, the voiceover guy for that mini golf game needs to be shot dead.

kspray-dad

@kspray-dad:

Thanks!

oreth

@solidsnak: 1Up? Funny commentary? Surely it pales in comparison to that of Fahey's razor wit.

antialias02

What mysteries lie beyond the jump indeed.

chuffhoncho

Oh skittles. How unfortunate.

Anarchist_Gamer

@oreth: [www.1up.com]

kspray-dad

where the hell is the live blog

spyker3292

@solidsnak:

You got a direct link?

oreth

I can just picture Fahey typing all this info, thinking we're reading it.....

CruiseElroy

I'm busy reading the 1up one in another tab, sounds
like we're not missing much. Funny commentary though.

solidsnak

here's one that works
[www.kombo.com]
gotta hit refresh like the good ol days

MistaJeff

Am I supposed to jump higher?

superHOOKIE

@Heliophage:

+ Watch video

kspray-dad

Epic Fail Kotaku.

TaggarT6

@Heliophage:

There's a "that's what she said" joke in there somewhere.

oreth

@owen99: (crosses fingers) hopefully Bioshock 2 for PS3 announcement. It'll be such a merry little Christmas...

Chances

@Heliophage: Perhaps you haven't hit the jump hard enough?

DontFearTheHobo

Joystiq has a live blog for anyone hankering for some newz...

zegota

Alt + F4 for Live blog ;]

nah but seriously
wtf mate?

TheExiledLeader

Perhaps I haven't jumped far enough.

Heliophage

News on the exclusive they are making for PS3 would be nice...

[kotaku.com]

kspray-dad

GTA DS, GTA IV DLC and Bioshock 2 details please.

cdammers

Be sure to let us know when EA's elite team of mercenaries rushes the stage and declares the Takeover complete.

But most importantly, don't get blown away during the ensuing gun fight.

TRT-X

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

oreth

@Krondonian: [www.instantrimshot.com] I thank you. :)

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

Maybe it really is just a movie...

FoxHoundADAM

hopefully bioshock 2 announcement

owen99

Take-two have something to say at E3? Ha, good one, guys.

dowingba

@thegreatseal: Heh, nice.

Saint Anima

The publisher has blocked this liveblog.

thegreatseal

Can we get the liveblog?

zegota

Where is this updating log of witchraft you speak of, Sir Fahey?

CHU BOI

livestream anyone?

FryDay

I'm really looking forward to DR on the wii, Finally something worth while

carlosrodas

I hope for some info on GTA DS <.<

HikariOblivion

Here we GO after the jump!

...

Oh, wait.

Huh?

Spoony Bard

@KuromanKuro Live and PSN: Brilliant, good show sir.

Norellicus

BiioShock.

Thank you, I'm here all night.

Krondonian

Page K error&8$%90@2Forerunner

KuromanKuro Live and PSN

GTA4 PC? please?

SegevRaz

Give us some meat on GTA:CW

zegota

There's no liveblog and there's no cake

carlosrodas

where can i watch it live?

Readd1

Fahey you Liar

carlosrodas

Take Two have nothing to talk about

damatman

haha just thinking that myself mate!

Readd1

there's nothing here

carlosrodas

@Gray665:

I put all my Kotaku money on them talking about GTAIV DLC too :(

LittleBigPlaneteer

@gekko3558: You have no sense of humor? I'm laughing my ass off.

enewtabie

That was a pretty uneventful event. If Strauss hadn't been there looking snappy people would have left, I'd say. My preferred title for this story is: "The Legend of Zelnick: A Link to the The Boring Press Conference." Anyone? No? ... I'll go now.

kennyd1

Borderlands sounds great. Why no mention of GTAIV DLC?

Gray665

@SegevRaz: From what Ive been hearing, Take-Two has no plans to make GTA IV for the PC. and really there's no need to.

D3m0n1k_Ang3l

@gekko3558:

*slap*

Honestly imagine if Fahey did this press conference seriously? What the hell did they even talk about? NOTHING. Fahey's mumblings and jokes were the best part.

LittleBigPlaneteer

@Terance : Soul Calibur :: Leigh : MGS:

I agree, it was a hilarious read

LittleBigPlaneteer

Er... Fahey... I think you need some sleep. I'm a little worried about your sanity!

Duoae

I guess Fahey's Wiimote is actually Mr. Brightside.

On a more serious note: it's good to know that Take-Two had people there to actually demo the games.

Oh, and that Nash guy would be Rick Nash from the Columbus Blue Jackets, 3-time All-Star and the top goal scorer in the league a few years ago.

JimTheFly

worst blog ever... stay on topic next time and dont treat EVERYTHING as a joke...

gekko3558

bleh

fatez

Always fade out in a montage....

superbabyproject

OK, I'm done with you, E3.

supercrap

Best Liveblog to read, at least.

Terance : Soul Calibur :: Leigh : MGS

WTF?

carlosrodas

Show a lot of things happening at once,
Remind everyone of what's going on (what's going on?)
And with every shot you show a little improvement
To show it all would take to long
That's called a montage (montage!)
Oh we want a montage (montage!)

FP mind in rewind

I want the 30 mins I wasted reading about 2k's already announced games back!

immelmann

I think them ending it with The Killers is a sign of what's to happen to E3 :( Sorry you had to endure that Fahey.

FP Shindokie

Your Wiimote is Mr. Brightside and Sarah Mumbleson.

chuffhoncho

Yes, Yes we did.

We missed you.

Really

We did.

Eville1

What a dissapointing press conference. I was looking forward to GTA:CTW information or atleast some good game announcements. Only game they announced that has promise is Clown Splash :P As Jeff Green (1up) said: "THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST GAME EVER".

ttwashere

'tis a bucket of lame. Nothing even on the PS3 version of BioShock? Nothing on the DLC for the 360 GTAIV? No BioShock 2 teaser? Nothing new from Ken Levine? Not even China Town Wars? What is E3 about these days anyway? Wanking it?

Anarchist_Gamer

MONTAGE!!!

CockroachMan

Colour me unimpressed.

Tiger-Fever

@carlosrodas: Pretty much a perfect summary... Sept the Borderlands thing..

TheExiledLeader

Hahaha at "Your Wiimote is Sarah's daughter. "

skrame ☆

Your face is a montage. :-P

Dyslexic_Alucard

Even Rocky had a MONTAGE!

NeoNess

"How could i possibly save the world without a montage?"

"DRAGON BRAAAAAIN!"

Eville1

@LittleBigPlaneteer:
Yeah whatever happened to that..09 perhaps?.The DLC doesn't seem like such a big deal now that many have moved on from GTA4.

enewtabie

nothing to see here, folks

the_answer

I was hoping for some Red Dead Revolver 2, but I guess they've forgotten that franchise.

TheCleaningGuy

meh, i guess they were just not funny to me at all... except the "Your Wiimote is the Louisiana Purchase." that had me lol-ing... but oh well, I guess im just upset at this whole E3, and about having charter move my G4 channel just months before causing us to not have it :-(

gekko3558

@gekko3558: I understand Gekko. It's just they really weren't saying anything, and rather than sit there for an hour reiterating their nothing word for word, I figured I would provide a little distraction.

Mike Fahey

Now I understand why E3 had Booth Babes before... because the overall show sucks :P

slimky

@Mike Fahey: I liked it!

TheCleaningGuy

Fahey,

I'm not a journalist, nor a blogger and I'm certainly not at E3. So obviously there's a lot I don't know. But I can say your live blog read more like a chat room full of vapid teens. Too you "yadda yadda Bioshock" may be chalk full of details in regards to the IP. But to the rest of us it doesn't mean shit other then wasted time visiting this post.

LanciePants

@LanciePants: Ouch, that was mean

but I second that, it was an awful read.

interstate78

@interstate78: Yes, it was an awfully entertaining (you missed some letters) read.

Libo

Nice live blog, I enjoyed it!

dnzperson

"Turrent"? "Vehical"? "Revording"? "Warrantling"? My God, man, do you write for a living or not?

vanlingo

@Mike Fahey: @TheCleaningGuy: seconded. It seems like you did well to actually write for the entire presser.

ThursdayNext

He should do every liveblogging event. No, fuck that. Fahey should just write every Kotaku article from now on.

hoopesk2

yea

apparently there was a montage

punisher-prime

Strawberry LIES!!!!

Im Gonna Get Me Some Chocolate Truth!

MONTAGE!

"TIME SEEMS TO GO MUCH FASTER IN IN A MONTAGE!"

punisher-prime

DAMN YOU KOTAKU SHOW MY COMMENTS :,(

punisher-prime

So Its WOW with Guns... DO WANT

punisher-prime

Halo Anyone?

punisher-prime

Faheys Sat There saying

"STOP TALKING IM NOT ONLINE LALALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING"

... "ok you can start now"

"WAIT WAIT NO STOP"

punisher-prime

No Its Still Epic Failing :S

punisher-prime

Take Two

...

"Why do we even bother turning up to these things, OMG ITS MICHAEL FAHEY"

SO GLAD WE CAME!

punisher-prime