Well, I guess the ladies and some dudes need eye candy too. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to watch First Blood: Part II and Ikki Tousen to reaffirm my manliness...twice. Oh lordy, the things you crazy guys at Kotaku do. Keep it coming!

KeroseneClimax

Now, I know Kotaku is largely straight men but I'm lovin' the double standard. Really now, everyone? We know, we know: you don't like men, but you don't need to scream about your eyes and cry about your nightmares to distance yourself. It's okay.

This guy isn't remotely, remotely my type but thank you, Kotaku.

winterfruits

@Mmsupermario: Glad I'm not the only one that recognized him.

MykalBloom

wow, i gotta say that I was thoroughly impressed with how well he hid those nunchaku in his thong. I have to give the dude 2 thumbs up for that.

prodld50

hawt

what?

thejakeman: visit my site!

The one-legged crotch thrusts were like visual rape...and somehow it still felt good.

McPoogle

Cliffy B!? WTF!

Diesel_Power

Oh. Dear. God. Those rippling man ass muscles... they're almost... hypnotic...

Are we sure there isn't some subliminal brainwashing message in this...?

freakout

@penty85: I'd nominate you if I wasn't so lazy.

Luis

Wow all was fine as long it was his ass. But the rest of it was a mix of scary and horrific.

trina

@Brian Ashcraft: its true! thats why we all learned about the Sweaty Man game on the DS! Its for Science!

pandafresh

Well, he isn't my type, but that was certainly an amusing video. ^_^

HT Tenrai

...what a mess...

The Dude

Oh my god, hilarious.

Even being female I couldn't help but laugh. He needs some practice with that whip it seems.

VixDiesel

WHY DID I JUST WATCH THIS???? GOD MY EYES

OdinMW

ummmm.....hmmmm....not my type

chaos_isnt_here

This is Nice! =)

I can watch this all day!

blacklynn

@teraphony:

Indeed, it's great seeing some equal opportunity Maximum Risky tops on here. There's girls that frequent Kotaku, quite a few actually. It's about time they get some love.

dead_red_eyes

@teraphony:
MAXIMUM RISKY embraces all risky.

Brian Ashcraft

Wow, that is some nice ass. You could have mentioned that he flashed his balls, though. Was not expecting that.

Nettle

Oh look, its Reese from Randyblue.com

Hm.

Mmsupermario

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

InsidiousTuna

That video is about a fun a stomping on chicks.

Patient

I fear clicking on this since I'm not on my home network, but I fully support Kotaku's equal opportunity stance towards Maximum Risky topics. Thank you Bash, thank you for braving man ass for the ladies and gay gamers out there.

teraphony

HAHAHA. This is horrible! Therefore it's awesome! If we can't take the piss of ourselves, we're being way too serious. But seriously, the package-osity of this video is making me kind of nauseous. Too much package!

@dead_red_eyes: Yeah, it cracked me up too, my friend.

wild homes is being recast!

Wii fit is about to be the most X-rated game of all time at this rate. He was all for the camera too.....the women looked regular.

akilshohen

...is this something you were, um, looking for? Yeah, I know there are female gamers and those who adore the male physic and all, but I thought you WEREN'T one of them...

American_N_Japan

"It's NSFW and there is man ass. You've been warned."

Not sure why, but that made me burst out loud with laughter. No way in hell I'm checking this out, but I'm sure my lady will.

dead_red_eyes

Aww man. Thought you were just joking around with the man ass thing.

The hell is up with the nunchakus?

Saint Anima

nooooooo....my youthhhhhh

McFazo

Shoot, that wii fit really works!

penty85

Um I shouldn't have watched that video THATS going to give me nightmares now.

Everytime someone mentioned Wii Fit I'm going to assume foetal position and start screaming "NO!! NOOOOOOOO"

gameradam

I really can't wait until this wonderful screenshot is off the front page :|

skyoon

Hot!

Kurdel

Im going to stab my eyes out.

Fermbiz

I should have read the ass disclaimer before starting the video. :*(

NikolaiFuroski

oh bash, why do you do this to us! ;_;

chorx

That's some top notch man ass.

ThaiGrocer

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

Chef

Wicked funny

marleycat

GOOD LORD! His hip-movements! They...they....THEY RIVAL THAT OF THE ORIGINAL WIIFIT GIRL!!!

Yofu

Oh god, why did I watch it the whole way through?

Allosteric

@KeroseneClimax: Yeah, because watching an oiled-up Sly in his prime and a "sexy" cartoon are going to do a whole lot to man you back up.

ZeeBeeEss

I gotta find me one of those "devil with a mustache" banana hammocks.

ZeeBeeEss

@wild homes is being recast!: It's like a Fedex ad with all that package being shown.

Definitely great for pissing off friends.

zoesch

DO WANT!!!

TinyLightning

Man ass awwwwwrrrrrrrrrgh

EvilFiek

thanks for the man ass warning. good looking out.

darkslide

DAYUMN!!! Thats hot. thats almost hotter than the girl in the glasses playing wii fit. if it wernt so silly, it would be hotter.

thanks for the link Kotaku! Its good to know that good looking guys still play video games.

KingKevin

Mm, I approve. Good to see guys showin' a little skin. But what I find most amazing is where he pulled those nunchakus out of. Seriously, he just yanked them outta the front of his thong. How does that even work?!

Bauske

Wii Fit girl hot even girls like it but Wii Fit guy no just go away mr.attention whore.

Gray_F0x

No f** way I ever look this video. I don't want to loose my eyes :)
I only open the link to read funny comments of people who looked it!! And I laught a lot !
Thank you everyone for looking the video and make me laugh ;)

Akulina

To quote Dumb & Dumber:
(man and woman walk by)
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

Somebody had to say it.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

MMMMMMM CHUNKY

Kotaku at its finest! So Wii Fit really works I see

KaliKOtt

...this really captures the feeling of glorious trainwreck... something that you want to look away from so bad, but something inside you won't let you... I thought it was bad until the 1 minute mark... it only gets worse... The real question is what man could bring himself to do that on camera with those tool-styled outfits...

tehflyingwombat

@Brian Ashcraft: "MAXIMUM RISKY embraces all risky." hehehe It is always surprising what he finds on the Internets.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

HAHAHA that was funny.
Man does he knows how to do the hula...

Falsoman

Can you add a survey next to the video. I'd be curious to know what percentage of the viewers of that video were A) female B) gay C) bi-curious. There is no straight option because if you viewed that video as a straight man, you automatically fall into category C.

Hardcore1

@ZeeBeeEss: The whole point of the comment was a joke to display how reactionary people get over things like this video and seek to overcompensate for even viewing something that "attacks their masculinity" by engaging in activities that are considered "manly", when in fact, some of those manly activities themselves seem so ridiculously testosterone oriented that they cannot be considered masculine in their own right, but yet nobody questions it. I mean, whats the difference? I don't know, it just cracks me up.

Don't take I said too seriously.

KeroseneClimax

Cut. Print. Gay.

Tietsu

Yea, avoiding the play button. Probably the only time in a Man's life where the thumbnail is enough.

PsycheE

@prodld50: i know! when he pulled those out, i was like, where the ***k did those come from?? WHERE WAS HE HIDING THEM?! X'0 i kept thinking "...is his ass muscles rippling? .......that's gross...and kinda hypnotic at the same time... i ..c-can't seem to look away. WHY?" *cries in the corner*

anoriel

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."

I will think about this video for many nights, whether I want to or not.

Crabfeast

There's one thing I don't get.

Men like moderately endowed, youthful women in their magazines.
Women like overly-buff 32yo+ used care salesmen with rich fake tans?

marmidukestank

I'm sure the girl gamers that visit Kotaku will enjoy it.

DigiMish

Thank you, Kotaku. I find it a bit sad that when a girl does something like this it's HAWT, but if a guy does it, then it is considered a joke. Thanks for some of the nice responses. We girl gamers do like to have some eye candy too. ^.^

ArgentAngel

WHY DID I WATCH THIS.

RandomPoltergeist

@zoesch: Yeah. There is a lot of package in this video, no arguing about that, my friend. Not at all.

wild homes is being recast!

i love the internet

TakuFangirl

@Crabfeast:

OMG, not Flanders too!

InvaderGirJr

Dayum. In any case, nice body but not so nice face. Still think Wii Fit Girl wins in terms of presentation.

Reule

To all the 12 year old homophobes in this thread: grow up, there's a wide world out there.

PATSCRU

Nice ass! I could've done without the novelty underwear though, I find thongs such a turn off.

ghearoid

@KeroseneClimax: I'm gay, and that was pretty awkward, in that i cringed... a lot.

bobeotm

I'm moe ripped than that guy. *strikes a pose* Oh yeah!

munkah

Well, the man certainly can.. uh... move.

And yeah, the man junk was unexpected.

Not my type, but the thought was appreciated.

MelodyKitn

:(

NeVeRMoRe666

3287 views LAWL YOU'RE ALL GAY!!!!

Oh wait...I'm here too...

NeVeRMoRe666

look at the workout he's giving his crapper, you could break a pool cue across it!

warrenlee

We need a post of that hot chick in glasses playing Wii Fit stat!

fnc

@Reule: I concur.

Spike

partyboy from jackass the movie.

zkotaku

did i mention?... damn...

Friction

damn... just damn... damn.... just damn...

Friction

Can we please reinstate the Hot Tears of Shame tag for this video...Please?

Nowell

I actually liked the video.

I mean.

It was super silly and outrageous.

But it was a HUGE HUGE parody. And a scandelously clad one at that.

And thank you KOTAKU for being EOO (Equal Opportunity Offender).

That's why I keep coming back... well. That and the kick a$$ reviews.

djbrandon

I am gay and I must say that was silly. The shots down from the back were real while the one from the front where obvious fake and not of him really "playing" or "working out" to wii fit as they made no sense and did not fit what was going on in wii fit but.........still have to vote hot. Before you flame, this is just as silly as wii fit girl and I feel more guilty for watching wii fit guy and enjoying it then you who watched and enjoyed wii fit girl so there.
Man that was silly........all heck....I'll just watch it one more time.

wancell

Goodness, that gyrating buttocks is hypnotic.

ihavenoimaginationwhenitcomestopickingausername

Kinky. [/sarcasm]

Wolfenburg

So..uh.. guys its okay for a girl to wiggle her ass but it's not okay for a guy to? God bless double standards. As a female gamer I've seen my fair share of scantly clad women. Whenever a girl says something about it we're told to sit down and shut up. Yet allot of you scream bloody murder whenever you see a man in the same thing! Can you say HUGE turn off!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU!

TheDollHouse

Do you know how I know you're gay...

Fuzi Lojak

awe
some

Destrokk

Well, at least you guys are an equal opportunity maximum risky provider.

Ptolemy

He's WiiFit's CXXXO, m'kay?

Knukleur

For some reason, all I get is the blank box with a little picture icon in the top corner.

Amun-Ra

I think I would have found that video terrifying even if it were Halle Berry hoopin' it up. Something about the setting. You're not supposed to see the human body moving like that.

Derek, IN

It's hypnotic.

Irafe

EDIT: Got it. Tried installing Flash 10 beta 2, guess it doesn't work that well yet.

Amun-Ra

Wow... he definitely has a talent for gyrating those golden globes.

Cattac

@TheDollHouse: They are men.

EmeraldDragon

Speaking a a girl, Thank you Bash.

It was sexy in it's own way...at least til the end when the crop came out, then it was just silly.

EmeraldDragon

Zomglawl.

Hot. XD

But...where was his hiding those nunchaku?

O_O

Sai-kun

@KeroseneClimax: Good for you, I was just checkin' your shit. I was hoping it was sarcasm.

ZeeBeeEss

Nice ass!

Haha Bash, what a nice way to get me to post here again.

Jenstar

That is hot and wrong at the sametime, but ditch the haircut.

Oy! We females need love! thanks for the info kotaku! =)

Shachihoko

Did he pull nunchucKs out of his little bikinis? Where the heck did THAT come from? The physics of it astound me.

And as a side note to all the adults playing Wii Fit. yes. We too look that stupid when you play. (Minus the riding crop of course).

Now if you'll excuse me, that reminded me that I am getting fat and I need to go to the gym.

lionkitten

Its always nice to have a good laugh in the morning =)

Maestar

Maximum respect to Kotaku for having the balls to post this topic. (-:

DreamcastRIP

I burst out laughing when he pulled the nunchaku out of his underwear.

He's got a pretty nice ass, but I'm afraid I go more for the normal kinda guy, not a mass of rippling muscles and bulges.

Boko

i think the comments are making me laugh more than the video! thanks for giving the rest of us a nsfw post for once! ^_^

aiko.adonia

Does it make me gay to be turned on by that as a straight guy with a girlfriend?

Sirusjr

viva la revolution!

roscoe

@DreamcastRIP: At least Bashcraft didn't show us his balls, unlike that guy...

Gaff

Well.. he certainly has a damn nice body but... wow.... playing Wii makes you gay.

goddessakasha

@Gaff: Please don't put that image in my mind!

DreamcastRIP

I lolled.

Jorw

Well that was hot. :D

-Age

Ageman20XX

@Sirusjr:
not at all.

KingKevin

I think I need a cigarette after watching that...

aelfin

Wow, that was totally hot. Thanks for posting. Great to see good looking male gamers. A nice visual for women and gaymers. Kudos.

Jayson

DJHirokun

I am strangely hypnotized by how his ass moved through out out all.

outofmind23

Well I think the creators of the Wiimote sex toy attachments have found the man for their commercial.

AnnePackrat

Nice ass, but shouldn't have shown him from the front.

Thanks Bash, for providing a little somethin' somethin' for the rest of us.

And for showing how many immature, insecure boys pretending to be men read Kotaku.

Evil Tortie's Mom