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Playgirl Model Shows His Wii Fit
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 3:00 PM on July 10, 2008
This is only fair, we guess. Wii Fit Girl and Playboy's Jo Garcia showed just how saucy playing Wii Fit is. Playgirl model Nicholas Ryan tosses his hula hoop in the ring with a YouTube video showing the male retort — among other things. The video quality isn't as high as in the Jo Garcia clip, but Ryan attempts to make up for that with a variety of underpants, a riding whip and nunchakus.
Hit the jump for the clip. It's NSFW and there is man arse. You've been warned.
The most frightening Wii Fit Hula Hoop video ever [Balance Board Blog]

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KeroseneClimax
Posted 3:46 PM 10/7/08
Well, I guess the ladies and some dudes need eye candy too. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to watch First Blood: Part II and Ikki Tousen to reaffirm my manliness...twice. Oh lordy, the things you crazy guys at Kotaku do. Keep it coming!
KeroseneClimax
winterfruits
Posted 3:46 PM 10/7/08
Now, I know Kotaku is largely straight men but I'm lovin' the double standard. Really now, everyone? We know, we know: you don't like men, but you don't need to scream about your eyes and cry about your nightmares to distance yourself. It's okay.
This guy isn't remotely, remotely my type but thank you, Kotaku.
winterfruits
MykalBloom
Posted 3:39 PM 10/7/08
@Mmsupermario: Glad I'm not the only one that recognized him.
MykalBloom
prodld50
Posted 3:39 PM 10/7/08
wow, i gotta say that I was thoroughly impressed with how well he hid those nunchaku in his thong. I have to give the dude 2 thumbs up for that.
prodld50
thejakeman: visit my site!
Posted 3:39 PM 10/7/08
hawt
what?
thejakeman: visit my site!
McPoogle
Posted 3:38 PM 10/7/08
The one-legged crotch thrusts were like visual rape...and somehow it still felt good.
McPoogle
Diesel_Power
Posted 3:37 PM 10/7/08
Cliffy B!? WTF!
Diesel_Power
freakout
Posted 3:36 PM 10/7/08
Oh. Dear. God. Those rippling man ass muscles... they're almost... hypnotic...
Are we sure there isn't some subliminal brainwashing message in this...?
freakout
Luis
Posted 3:33 PM 10/7/08
@penty85: I'd nominate you if I wasn't so lazy.
Luis
trina
Posted 3:32 PM 10/7/08
Wow all was fine as long it was his ass. But the rest of it was a mix of scary and horrific.
trina
pandafresh
Posted 3:31 PM 10/7/08
@Brian Ashcraft: its true! thats why we all learned about the Sweaty Man game on the DS! Its for Science!
pandafresh
HT Tenrai
Posted 3:31 PM 10/7/08
Well, he isn't my type, but that was certainly an amusing video. ^_^
HT Tenrai
The Dude
Posted 3:30 PM 10/7/08
...what a mess...
The Dude
VixDiesel
Posted 3:29 PM 10/7/08
Oh my god, hilarious.
Even being female I couldn't help but laugh. He needs some practice with that whip it seems.
VixDiesel
OdinMW
Posted 3:27 PM 10/7/08
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THIS???? GOD MY EYES
OdinMW
chaos_isnt_here
Posted 3:26 PM 10/7/08
ummmm.....hmmmm....not my type
chaos_isnt_here
blacklynn
Posted 3:23 PM 10/7/08
This is Nice! =)
I can watch this all day!
blacklynn
dead_red_eyes
Posted 3:22 PM 10/7/08
@teraphony:
Indeed, it's great seeing some equal opportunity Maximum Risky tops on here. There's girls that frequent Kotaku, quite a few actually. It's about time they get some love.
dead_red_eyes
Brian Ashcraft
Posted 3:22 PM 10/7/08
@teraphony:
MAXIMUM RISKY embraces all risky.
Brian Ashcraft
Nettle
Posted 3:22 PM 10/7/08
Wow, that is some nice ass. You could have mentioned that he flashed his balls, though. Was not expecting that.
Nettle
Mmsupermario
Posted 3:22 PM 10/7/08
Oh look, its Reese from Randyblue.com
Hm.
Mmsupermario
InsidiousTuna
Posted 3:22 PM 10/7/08
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
InsidiousTuna
Patient
Posted 3:21 PM 10/7/08
That video is about a fun a stomping on chicks.
Patient
teraphony
Posted 3:21 PM 10/7/08
I fear clicking on this since I'm not on my home network, but I fully support Kotaku's equal opportunity stance towards Maximum Risky topics. Thank you Bash, thank you for braving man ass for the ladies and gay gamers out there.
teraphony
wild homes is being recast!
Posted 3:20 PM 10/7/08
HAHAHA. This is horrible! Therefore it's awesome! If we can't take the piss of ourselves, we're being way too serious. But seriously, the package-osity of this video is making me kind of nauseous. Too much package!
@dead_red_eyes: Yeah, it cracked me up too, my friend.
wild homes is being recast!
akilshohen
Posted 3:20 PM 10/7/08
Wii fit is about to be the most X-rated game of all time at this rate. He was all for the camera too.....the women looked regular.
akilshohen
American_N_Japan
Posted 3:20 PM 10/7/08
...is this something you were, um, looking for? Yeah, I know there are female gamers and those who adore the male physic and all, but I thought you WEREN'T one of them...
American_N_Japan
dead_red_eyes
Posted 3:18 PM 10/7/08
"It's NSFW and there is man ass. You've been warned."
Not sure why, but that made me burst out loud with laughter. No way in hell I'm checking this out, but I'm sure my lady will.
dead_red_eyes
Saint Anima
Posted 3:15 PM 10/7/08
Aww man. Thought you were just joking around with the man ass thing.
The hell is up with the nunchakus?
Saint Anima
McFazo
Posted 3:15 PM 10/7/08
nooooooo....my youthhhhhh
McFazo
penty85
Posted 3:14 PM 10/7/08
Shoot, that wii fit really works!
penty85
gameradam
Posted 3:14 PM 10/7/08
Um I shouldn't have watched that video THATS going to give me nightmares now.
Everytime someone mentioned Wii Fit I'm going to assume foetal position and start screaming "NO!! NOOOOOOOO"
gameradam
skyoon
Posted 3:13 PM 10/7/08
I really can't wait until this wonderful screenshot is off the front page :|
skyoon
Kurdel
Posted 3:12 PM 10/7/08
Hot!
Kurdel
Fermbiz
Posted 3:12 PM 10/7/08
Im going to stab my eyes out.
Fermbiz
NikolaiFuroski
Posted 3:11 PM 10/7/08
I should have read the ass disclaimer before starting the video. :*(
NikolaiFuroski
chorx
Posted 3:10 PM 10/7/08
oh bash, why do you do this to us! ;_;
chorx
ThaiGrocer
Posted 4:14 PM 10/7/08
That's some top notch man ass.
ThaiGrocer
Chef
Posted 4:13 PM 10/7/08
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Chef
marleycat
Posted 4:13 PM 10/7/08
Wicked funny
marleycat
Yofu
Posted 4:12 PM 10/7/08
GOOD LORD! His hip-movements! They...they....THEY RIVAL THAT OF THE ORIGINAL WIIFIT GIRL!!!
Yofu
Allosteric
Posted 4:09 PM 10/7/08
Oh god, why did I watch it the whole way through?
Allosteric
ZeeBeeEss
Posted 4:09 PM 10/7/08
@KeroseneClimax: Yeah, because watching an oiled-up Sly in his prime and a "sexy" cartoon are going to do a whole lot to man you back up.
ZeeBeeEss
ZeeBeeEss
Posted 4:07 PM 10/7/08
I gotta find me one of those "devil with a mustache" banana hammocks.
ZeeBeeEss
zoesch
Posted 4:06 PM 10/7/08
@wild homes is being recast!: It's like a Fedex ad with all that package being shown.
Definitely great for pissing off friends.
zoesch
TinyLightning
Posted 4:06 PM 10/7/08
DO WANT!!!
TinyLightning
EvilFiek
Posted 4:03 PM 10/7/08
Man ass awwwwwrrrrrrrrrgh
EvilFiek
darkslide
Posted 4:01 PM 10/7/08
thanks for the man ass warning. good looking out.
darkslide
KingKevin
Posted 3:58 PM 10/7/08
DAYUMN!!! Thats hot. thats almost hotter than the girl in the glasses playing wii fit. if it wernt so silly, it would be hotter.
thanks for the link Kotaku! Its good to know that good looking guys still play video games.
KingKevin
Bauske
Posted 3:57 PM 10/7/08
Mm, I approve. Good to see guys showin' a little skin. But what I find most amazing is where he pulled those nunchakus out of. Seriously, he just yanked them outta the front of his thong. How does that even work?!
Bauske
Gray_F0x
Posted 4:35 PM 10/7/08
Wii Fit girl hot even girls like it but Wii Fit guy no just go away mr.attention whore.
Gray_F0x
Akulina
Posted 4:32 PM 10/7/08
No f** way I ever look this video. I don't want to loose my eyes :)
I only open the link to read funny comments of people who looked it!! And I laught a lot !
Thank you everyone for looking the video and make me laugh ;)
Akulina
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 4:29 PM 10/7/08
To quote Dumb & Dumber:
(man and woman walk by)
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
Somebody had to say it.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
KaliKOtt
Posted 4:27 PM 10/7/08
MMMMMMM CHUNKY
Kotaku at its finest! So Wii Fit really works I see
KaliKOtt
tehflyingwombat
Posted 4:23 PM 10/7/08
...this really captures the feeling of glorious trainwreck... something that you want to look away from so bad, but something inside you won't let you... I thought it was bad until the 1 minute mark... it only gets worse... The real question is what man could bring himself to do that on camera with those tool-styled outfits...
tehflyingwombat
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Posted 4:21 PM 10/7/08
@Brian Ashcraft: "MAXIMUM RISKY embraces all risky." hehehe It is always surprising what he finds on the Internets.
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Falsoman
Posted 4:20 PM 10/7/08
HAHAHA that was funny.
Man does he knows how to do the hula...
Falsoman
Hardcore1
Posted 5:05 PM 10/7/08
Can you add a survey next to the video. I'd be curious to know what percentage of the viewers of that video were A) female B) gay C) bi-curious. There is no straight option because if you viewed that video as a straight man, you automatically fall into category C.
Hardcore1
KeroseneClimax
Posted 5:04 PM 10/7/08
@ZeeBeeEss: The whole point of the comment was a joke to display how reactionary people get over things like this video and seek to overcompensate for even viewing something that "attacks their masculinity" by engaging in activities that are considered "manly", when in fact, some of those manly activities themselves seem so ridiculously testosterone oriented that they cannot be considered masculine in their own right, but yet nobody questions it. I mean, whats the difference? I don't know, it just cracks me up.
Don't take I said too seriously.
KeroseneClimax
Tietsu
Posted 4:56 PM 10/7/08
Cut. Print. Gay.
Tietsu
PsycheE
Posted 4:54 PM 10/7/08
Yea, avoiding the play button. Probably the only time in a Man's life where the thumbnail is enough.
PsycheE
anoriel
Posted 4:50 PM 10/7/08
@prodld50: i know! when he pulled those out, i was like, where the ***k did those come from?? WHERE WAS HE HIDING THEM?! X'0 i kept thinking "...is his ass muscles rippling? .......that's gross...and kinda hypnotic at the same time... i ..c-can't seem to look away. WHY?" *cries in the corner*
anoriel
Crabfeast
Posted 4:48 PM 10/7/08
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."
I will think about this video for many nights, whether I want to or not.
Crabfeast
marmidukestank
Posted 4:48 PM 10/7/08
There's one thing I don't get.
Men like moderately endowed, youthful women in their magazines.
Women like overly-buff 32yo+ used care salesmen with rich fake tans?
marmidukestank
DigiMish
Posted 4:46 PM 10/7/08
I'm sure the girl gamers that visit Kotaku will enjoy it.
DigiMish
ArgentAngel
Posted 4:44 PM 10/7/08
Thank you, Kotaku. I find it a bit sad that when a girl does something like this it's HAWT, but if a guy does it, then it is considered a joke. Thanks for some of the nice responses. We girl gamers do like to have some eye candy too. ^.^
ArgentAngel
RandomPoltergeist
Posted 4:43 PM 10/7/08
WHY DID I WATCH THIS.
RandomPoltergeist
wild homes is being recast!
Posted 4:42 PM 10/7/08
@zoesch: Yeah. There is a lot of package in this video, no arguing about that, my friend. Not at all.
wild homes is being recast!
TakuFangirl
Posted 5:30 PM 10/7/08
i love the internet
TakuFangirl
InvaderGirJr
Posted 5:27 PM 10/7/08
@Crabfeast:
OMG, not Flanders too!
InvaderGirJr
Reule
Posted 5:25 PM 10/7/08
Dayum. In any case, nice body but not so nice face. Still think Wii Fit Girl wins in terms of presentation.
Reule
PATSCRU
Posted 5:22 PM 10/7/08
To all the 12 year old homophobes in this thread: grow up, there's a wide world out there.
PATSCRU
ghearoid
Posted 5:20 PM 10/7/08
Nice ass! I could've done without the novelty underwear though, I find thongs such a turn off.
ghearoid
bobeotm
Posted 5:15 PM 10/7/08
@KeroseneClimax: I'm gay, and that was pretty awkward, in that i cringed... a lot.
bobeotm
munkah
Posted 5:08 PM 10/7/08
I'm moe ripped than that guy. *strikes a pose* Oh yeah!
munkah
MelodyKitn
Posted 5:08 PM 10/7/08
Well, the man certainly can.. uh... move.
And yeah, the man junk was unexpected.
Not my type, but the thought was appreciated.
MelodyKitn
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 5:44 PM 10/7/08
:(
NeVeRMoRe666
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 5:43 PM 10/7/08
3287 views LAWL YOU'RE ALL GAY!!!!
Oh wait...I'm here too...
NeVeRMoRe666
warrenlee
Posted 5:35 PM 10/7/08
look at the workout he's giving his crapper, you could break a pool cue across it!
warrenlee
fnc
Posted 6:07 PM 10/7/08
We need a post of that hot chick in glasses playing Wii Fit stat!
fnc
Spike
Posted 6:00 PM 10/7/08
@Reule: I concur.
Spike
zkotaku
Posted 6:43 PM 10/7/08
partyboy from jackass the movie.
zkotaku
Friction
Posted 6:25 PM 10/7/08
did i mention?... damn...
Friction
Friction
Posted 6:25 PM 10/7/08
damn... just damn... damn.... just damn...
Friction
Nowell
Posted 6:53 PM 10/7/08
Can we please reinstate the Hot Tears of Shame tag for this video...Please?
Nowell
djbrandon
Posted 6:46 PM 10/7/08
I actually liked the video.
I mean.
It was super silly and outrageous.
But it was a HUGE HUGE parody. And a scandelously clad one at that.
And thank you KOTAKU for being EOO (Equal Opportunity Offender).
That's why I keep coming back... well. That and the kick a$$ reviews.
djbrandon
wancell
Posted 7:21 PM 10/7/08
I am gay and I must say that was silly. The shots down from the back were real while the one from the front where obvious fake and not of him really "playing" or "working out" to wii fit as they made no sense and did not fit what was going on in wii fit but.........still have to vote hot. Before you flame, this is just as silly as wii fit girl and I feel more guilty for watching wii fit guy and enjoying it then you who watched and enjoyed wii fit girl so there.
Man that was silly........all heck....I'll just watch it one more time.
wancell
ihavenoimaginationwhenitcomestopickingausername
Posted 7:52 PM 10/7/08
Goodness, that gyrating buttocks is hypnotic.
ihavenoimaginationwhenitcomestopickingausername
Wolfenburg
Posted 7:36 PM 10/7/08
Kinky. [/sarcasm]
Wolfenburg
TheDollHouse
Posted 8:04 PM 10/7/08
So..uh.. guys its okay for a girl to wiggle her ass but it's not okay for a guy to? God bless double standards. As a female gamer I've seen my fair share of scantly clad women. Whenever a girl says something about it we're told to sit down and shut up. Yet allot of you scream bloody murder whenever you see a man in the same thing! Can you say HUGE turn off!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU!
TheDollHouse
Fuzi Lojak
Posted 8:33 PM 10/7/08
Do you know how I know you're gay...
Fuzi Lojak
Destrokk
Posted 9:19 PM 10/7/08
awe
some
Destrokk
Ptolemy
Posted 9:44 PM 10/7/08
Well, at least you guys are an equal opportunity maximum risky provider.
Ptolemy
Knukleur
Posted 9:26 PM 10/7/08
He's WiiFit's CXXXO, m'kay?
Knukleur
Amun-Ra
Posted 10:05 PM 10/7/08
For some reason, all I get is the blank box with a little picture icon in the top corner.
Amun-Ra
Derek, IN
Posted 9:57 PM 10/7/08
I think I would have found that video terrifying even if it were Halle Berry hoopin' it up. Something about the setting. You're not supposed to see the human body moving like that.
Derek, IN
Irafe
Posted 9:46 PM 10/7/08
It's hypnotic.
Irafe
Amun-Ra
Posted 10:25 PM 10/7/08
EDIT: Got it. Tried installing Flash 10 beta 2, guess it doesn't work that well yet.
Amun-Ra
Cattac
Posted 10:46 PM 10/7/08
Wow... he definitely has a talent for gyrating those golden globes.
Cattac
EmeraldDragon
Posted 10:42 PM 10/7/08
@TheDollHouse: They are men.
EmeraldDragon
EmeraldDragon
Posted 10:41 PM 10/7/08
Speaking a a girl, Thank you Bash.
It was sexy in it's own way...at least til the end when the crop came out, then it was just silly.
EmeraldDragon
Sai-kun
Posted 11:12 PM 10/7/08
Zomglawl.
Hot. XD
But...where was his hiding those nunchaku?
O_O
Sai-kun
ZeeBeeEss
Posted 11:37 PM 10/7/08
@KeroseneClimax: Good for you, I was just checkin' your shit. I was hoping it was sarcasm.
ZeeBeeEss
Jenstar
Posted 1:16 AM 11/7/08
Nice ass!
Haha Bash, what a nice way to get me to post here again.
Jenstar
Shachihoko
Posted 1:49 AM 11/7/08
That is hot and wrong at the sametime, but ditch the haircut.
Oy! We females need love! thanks for the info kotaku! =)
Shachihoko
lionkitten
Posted 1:40 AM 11/7/08
Did he pull nunchucKs out of his little bikinis? Where the heck did THAT come from? The physics of it astound me.
And as a side note to all the adults playing Wii Fit. yes. We too look that stupid when you play. (Minus the riding crop of course).
Now if you'll excuse me, that reminded me that I am getting fat and I need to go to the gym.
lionkitten
Maestar
Posted 1:26 AM 11/7/08
Its always nice to have a good laugh in the morning =)
Maestar
DreamcastRIP
Posted 2:19 AM 11/7/08
Maximum respect to Kotaku for having the balls to post this topic. (-:
DreamcastRIP
Boko
Posted 2:14 AM 11/7/08
I burst out laughing when he pulled the nunchaku out of his underwear.
He's got a pretty nice ass, but I'm afraid I go more for the normal kinda guy, not a mass of rippling muscles and bulges.
Boko
aiko.adonia
Posted 2:11 AM 11/7/08
i think the comments are making me laugh more than the video! thanks for giving the rest of us a nsfw post for once! ^_^
aiko.adonia
Sirusjr
Posted 2:24 AM 11/7/08
Does it make me gay to be turned on by that as a straight guy with a girlfriend?
Sirusjr
roscoe
Posted 3:14 AM 11/7/08
viva la revolution!
roscoe
Gaff
Posted 3:00 AM 11/7/08
@DreamcastRIP: At least Bashcraft didn't show us his balls, unlike that guy...
Gaff
goddessakasha
Posted 2:52 AM 11/7/08
Well.. he certainly has a damn nice body but... wow.... playing Wii makes you gay.
goddessakasha
DreamcastRIP
Posted 3:26 AM 11/7/08
@Gaff: Please don't put that image in my mind!
DreamcastRIP
Jorw
Posted 4:36 AM 11/7/08
I lolled.
Jorw
Ageman20XX
Posted 5:55 AM 11/7/08
Well that was hot. :D
-Age
Ageman20XX
KingKevin
Posted 5:43 AM 11/7/08
@Sirusjr:
not at all.
KingKevin
aelfin
Posted 6:34 AM 11/7/08
I think I need a cigarette after watching that...
aelfin
DJHirokun
Posted 8:34 AM 11/7/08
Wow, that was totally hot. Thanks for posting. Great to see good looking male gamers. A nice visual for women and gaymers. Kudos.
Jayson
DJHirokun
outofmind23
Posted 10:17 AM 11/7/08
I am strangely hypnotized by how his ass moved through out out all.
outofmind23
AnnePackrat
Posted 5:24 PM 11/7/08
Well I think the creators of the Wiimote sex toy attachments have found the man for their commercial.
AnnePackrat
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 3:00 PM 13/7/08
Nice ass, but shouldn't have shown him from the front.
Thanks Bash, for providing a little somethin' somethin' for the rest of us.
And for showing how many immature, insecure boys pretending to be men read Kotaku.
Evil Tortie's Mom