I love when Kotaku has a picture like this,because you get to read comment after comment of video game playing internet forum posters say the hot model chick is ugly. Please. If that girl walked up to you in real life fellating a lollipop your voice would crack.

kidnicky

ShwiiiiinnnnGGGGG!!!!

Vectortuff

The first thing I noticed is, what's up with the belly button placement?

lordargent

I Ctrl+F'ed "Fat", then I Ctrl+F'ed "Ugly". Score.

You keep on rockin', internet.

futurebiblehero

i can't believe someone would pay $12 for a month at sg.com with all the free pron on the web.

moominsean

She looks like an out-of-shape porn star.

(I'd hit it.)

FreekyDeeky

...

InsidiousTuna (Thunder McAwesome Christ)

Fuck it I'll admit it, I would totally do her/him/it.

EzeeT

sex sells but not when your name is Bob, sorry lady, if you are one.

tokyoshi

@Fadakar: [blogs.ign.com]

I think I saw the Chobot thing on Joystiq. She looks much more similar.

Spartan1308™

She's not that attractive to me, I mean her mid section looks a little "healthy" her face a bit buttery, she looks like the standard hipster alt-pseudo punk female that's become popular with people 'urban outfitted' in 'american apparell'.

Plus she's got one of those nose ring jawns, I'm not a king on fashion (although my girl goes to school for fabrics and her class project just one some Project Runway shit) but that shit is PLAYED OUT, much like the Suicide Girl schtick. Then again what do I know.

FunKrusher

Down's syndrome much?

someguyxvii

Oh man, I don't know if I should smile or frawn.

LostChild

@Thugmunk: Don't feel bad, the first thing I noticed was that Bob (I'm not going to address Bob as a "she" until I get actual proof) was leaning the wrong way.

Spiderbait

I think you guys are crazy.

She's meant to be a disgrace to the original picture, not to imitate it! I mean her face is a evil alone supported by Satan. Come on, her name is bob(get it, beelzebob!).

*sighs* this is not great.

bigdude209

@quen: 'yes it's her skirt in a different place, not (or not just) her navel. :)'

...THAT was the joke dude. :P

If this is a double post, its justified.

Bergerac

@munkeypants: ' ...but she shouldn't be a model'

That's exactly why she is. I hate this Suicide Girls stuff, its insecurity-cum-celebrity.

Bergerac

BOB NEEDS PHOTOGRAPHER, BADLY

seriously, I'm pretty sure with the proper lighting and somebody to direct her to get the pose right, that could have been really close (and made her look a lot better). The clothing is a pretty good effort already.

@Bergerac: yes it's her skirt in a different place, not (or not just) her navel. :)

quen

Suicide Girls are smokin' in a one night stand kinda way. If it's a chick (of age, of course) ;) with chick parts, then make way.

HaydenTenno

She's not ugly, she just looks...dirty.

Ryumeka

Ehhh... I'll stick with 5.5 fingered mutants, kthx.

But hey, SG has had good models before... it happens. Sometimes.

fuchikoma

She's not bad looking, but she shouldn't be a model.

munkeypants

@RTW: seriously? you wouldn't hit that? step aside boy!

F22

@shichi: Yes, but we were the ones being violated.

Bergerac

That girls face is longer than John Kerry's face.

Orionsaint

This just doesn't work at all. The girl's too flabby and looks like she's fresh off the set of 8 Simple Rules or something.

wild homes is weathering cephalopod trouble!

she's ugly, i wanna see someone else prettier doing it

kingme

@atuck: Yeah... I mean, the defining characteristic of the original pic was that she looked bored and uninterested while felating the lollipop... She looked off to the side... Is it irony that the pinup girl looks more whorey than the prostitute? I mean, it's a bigger lollipop,she's got it further in her mouth, she's looking at the camera...

bobtheduck

Ugh... that chick is busted.

Rorschach2112

Ew gross, she only has five fingers on her right hand! Now, if she had six...

SpearXXI

She has a hardcore straightedge X on her hand... gay.

syl1985

Look to the left or just forget the whole idea

atuck

I just like that the girl did a photoshoot without washing enough to get rid of what I think of as the "Club Girl Mark of Cain"... the X on her hand that says she can't drink.

Evil J

BARF! o_O

DigitalHero

hey it's that chick from the rape scene!!

shichi

@Ctsephion:

Those only apply to raids.

And no, this girl is not good looking at all. She has all those birthmarks all over and she looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster.

And where is that chick in the game, or was she just for the cover art?

jello44

@Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps: Boosh and/or Ka-kow!

Evil J

*wrinkling nose*

No thank you, ma'am, we're all stocked up on "Uncomfortably Trying Too Hard". Peddle your wares some place else.

No, seriously... am I the only one who kinda... I dunno, didn't find the original thing all that hot, much less a recreation?

Evil J

one word...Muffin top

yea i said it!

Bleentastic sees bandwagon and jumps

MY EYES IT BURNS!

Timooo

@Thugmunk: 'Is it bad that the first thing I noticed when I looked at these two photos is that the real girls navel is a lot higher up?'

Either that... or her skirt's a lot lower. LOL

Bergerac

They are missing the most important thing: a hot girl.

Muisee

WOW! Thats one big lollipop! Chupa chups lady, there a lot smaller!

excel_excel

ugly!

TheHun

You know, there's something very wrong when the girl on the right looks far worse then the artist's drawing. Skank Skank baby!

Foxstar Sixtail

The could at least did some air brushing on her to get the fugly out. What?

oldskuel

@shoppinghero: I'll put that in my bar repertoire.

Nexus6

@Ctsephion: Yay for double posting... also, frosted butts

Ctsephion

Eeeew. She's really gross. The I-live-in-a-dumpster look went out in the mid 1990s, unless you're a crackwhore. I wonder if she feels bad that a piece of cover art for a video game looks better than her real-life attempt.

DaPress

DO. NOT. WANT.
I mean, sure she has a red tank top and a lolipop in her mouth, but that's where the similarities end.

PissedPS3Fan

Is this one of the people the USA Today was warning me about? Using Grand Theft Auto to prey on me sexually?

otakuhouse

you sure Bob's a woman?

madhotch

It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!

Darkest Daze

@MKK2004: don't forget rules 1 & 2 good sir,

Also, her hair is the wrong color, and she is looking the wrong direction :/ Oh well, i'm gonna go back to my dark room, and finish my d&d game with my gi-joes...

Ctsephion

Isn't that Rule 34?

Also, where's my Maximum Risky tag?

exkon

Oh, dear God. That's disgusting.

Nex Antonius

Awesome picture...erm...Bob.

Mikey G

@MKK2004: Don't forget about rules 1 & 2...

Also, the first thing i noticed is her hair color is slightly off, and she's not looking the right way... o well, i'm going to crawl back in my closet and play sommore d&d with my gi-joes..

Ctsephion

Nice pic! definitely well done! jack thompson gonna go berserk!
I give it a 10... hold on... where,s the 6th finger?... I give it a 9!

dmfamzo

@MetalGearMax:

That was the funniest thing I've read today thank you.

rickyyo

UGLY!

RTW

needs more fingers

Firemane

"as we all know the internet doesn't give away its smut for free."

you're doing it wrong?

suicide girls are ridiculous. "we're post-feminist!"... "oh, wait, we're actually being vaguely 'exploited' for someone else's profit? ZOMG!"

adaorardor

Only five fingers? How lame.

TheSmile

no...

warxsnake

Ladies, Jessica Chobot owned this one already, stop trying, you're tainting it.

Fadakar

the rule? don;t you mean "Rule34"?

MKK2004

I've never thought of myself as a person with high standards, but I think she looks nasty as hell...

D-Sovereignty

shes a dog o_o
and Michael McWhertor, i'm ashamed that you'd associate with the scourge of the internet *roll eyes* ;]

Naif

That girl clearly doesn't have enough fingers.

Valrik

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

shoppinghero

At least she doesn't have six fingers! :-p

GordieHoweHatTrick

WHAT IS THIS SHAM OF A IMITATION? HER HAIR IS ON THE WRONG SIDE! ITS ON THE WRONG SIDE!!!!!!!

Jellyjamjuju

Is it bad that the first thing I noticed when I looked at these two photos is that the real girls navel is a lot higher up?

I mean, they should have compensated for that. It's bothering me now. :(

Thugmunk

*unzips pants*

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! She's only got 5 fingers!

*zip up pants*

MetalGearMax

not bad at all

LemonproX

she made me throw up a little in my mouth actually.

Grumps

ummm hawt? i think.

Raziel Dune

not bad

ZetaCrossfire

Didn't see that one coming....

rickyyo

Hard to believe she got paid for that.

argh

@slyzxx786: Suicide Girls and Hollywood standards... uh, yeah. The point and you are on different trains.

bleeps

I'd hit that. With my +7 Broadsword.

Krustoff

Would not hit it.

i_9

@chorx: Yeah, but I'de still hit it and or quit it.

Thorax

Shes kinda hot, I'd say 7.8, but her name is bob. As man i can't condone sleeping with a girl with a mans name, in the throws of passion saying her name would just sound so gay, and my boner would go away.

"Take it bob"
"You like it when i fuck you Bob"

Neo-Senku

according to Hollywood standards she`s too FAT there i said it okay you don`t have to.

slyzxx786

Gah! Ouch...

I like the original just because it manages to once again push the game's overly agressive "In your face" gritty American culture shocking statement through pop art. It does so very successfully.

The young lady recreating the image...?
Well I think should could run a dog off a meat wagon.

Patient

is the real version of this missing the extra finger because she ate it?

ecto311

Could have got the facial expression and hair twirling right at least. Also one strap is over the shoulder. Little sloppy, imo.

Slust

@moominsean: /agree...

DeejayKnight

didnt think it was possible to say "her boobs are too big"

tralfaz23

I think suicide girls is a pretty cool guy, eh has really ugly chicks and doesn't afraid of anything.

Ghar

@lordargent:
Same here, the GTA4 chick has the bellybutton to low

KEELr

I can see why she is a part of that site with a name like Bob. Not a bad image I suppose but she is missing an extra finger.

Fireblast

she is REALLY ugly :(
I cringed.

@Thorax: she's just really ugly.

chorx

@kidnicky: Thanks for saying it out loud.

Plus, it's just a picture. We all know what bad lighting can do. Identity cards anyone? I look like a freakin' alien on my university identity card...

Northern Cat

@kidnicky: As a residential nerd, dork, dweeb and overall geek, I can comfortably say this man does not speak for me.

Dr. Tanya Byron, now that's a hottie.

Kanik

RIP my boner

la1337

gta girl is looking cute and coy and real girl just looks like a slut.

Stikasasn

Are they still around? Their models look more and more like cracked-out white trash every day.

Dave Silva

I love all the guys on Kotaku calling her fat and ugly. Because we all know they sleep on a bed of supermodels.

Thorax

"[...]as we all know the internet doesn't give away its smut for free."
wut?

As for the pic... well, suicide that girl for me, please?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@kidnicky @Thorax: Just because we don't "sleep on a bed of supermodels" doesn't make that chick hot.

TheHun

Real chick has nicer boobies and cuter belly. Just more curvey overall. Which is good.

MonsterMan

The cartoon is very cute, but the human imitation -- no. Her face doesn't do it for me. :(

Naia

too bad, she doesnt have the face

doesnt have the body

doesnt have the hair

nor even the size of the lollipop right

...and the six fingers

Leepox

It's important for the women of the world to know that Kotaku readers have standards. Standards involving bellybutton position and the relative skankiness of GTAIV fake women vs actual women imitating same (in order to get your money). I hate to have to point it out, but it is hard to resist. THIS IS WHOLLY ABSURD.

Next time we have another "where are the girl gamers" post, I'm going to have to refer to this as exhibit A. Some of y'all creep my XX chromosomes out.

brarian

math question: which one's handles are concave in and which one's handles are concave out?

jurb

Suicide Girls aren't SUPPOSED to look 'perfect'. Their level of hotness is as contingent on their minor imperfections and their (relative) 'realness' as it is their beauty. Some people don't 'get' that, some prefer that. But take a random sampling of girls ages 21-35 in America and you'll see hot how she is.

Women, like game developers, truly cannot win with the gaming crowd. I'm sure it tears them up, too.

jollydwarf

time to live up to the name

Beximus

Ugh. No thanks.

Hiroken

shes looks a bit, i dont know how to but this....a bit fat....ter then the piture on the left

invictus2006

She clearly appreciates big lolipops.. anyway fun idea.

kretinite

Even though shes not real, I'll pic the one on the left ^^

Dragzonox

i feel like the suicide girls name is very misleading...

pandafresh

Both are fat.. looks about right.

xanxus

Personally do not find her even remotely attractive.

TK423

She should curl or crimp her hair a bit. Also she needs to bring her right arm a bit more forward.

TheDollHouse

I just want to ask all the men who think the model "Bob" (Has no-one ever seen Blackadder II? (see [en.wikipedia.org])) is ugly...

1. When was the last time you actually touched a real, non-inflatable woman?
2. When was the last time you saw a woman who looks this good that is also actually a giant game nerd with whom you could play on your Wii/360/PS3?

Perhaps I have a better impression of her (been a long time SG member so I can look at her other photos and blog) but I really think you young lads best try being a bit more polite.

Judge not, lest ye be judged....

R0ark

@ slyzxx786:

Not fat...but not slim either. I'm one of the few Americans that still remember what "fit" actually looked like. :P

remanance

BOB???

carbonelli

she looks grimy lmao

tomnook

Also, I'm glad she didn't participate in a full fledged Rule 34. That woulda been nasty.

Polyh3dron

Hmmn, she really could have tried a bit harder.

Cwn

This chick is ugly, sorry to say.. and not on some "look at those sharp knees" shit either. Below average for sure.

Polyh3dron

I think this one is better left undone.

joemoemino

@D-Sovereignty: i agree, i kinda threw up a little in my mouth...then all over my screen and keyboard.
@Fadakar: jessica chobot rocked that.

nanikore

i'm still figuring out exactly who she's supposed to be in the game... and i'm about 75% finished.

fuzzymuffins

I need to sort out my SG site rip and find a newer one since Ive seen pics that I dont have and want, including this set.

Rajolae

Please repost this on Ban Monday.

beeporama (brian.j.parker)

"...as we all know the internet doesn't give away its smut for free."

You, sir, fail at the Internet.

Rishathra

Man that bitch is ugly.

Kenny

@R0ark: try chobot. HUGE nerd AND hawt.

@b0ogie: here's a pic.
dude, wtf? how do i add a picture? meh, here's a link:
[dontlinkthis.net]

nanikore

DO NOT WANT!

Listen2Eurobeat

p.s. who the fuck is Chobot?

b0ogie

Bob... short for Roberta... are you people that dense?

EEWWW HER NAME IS BAWB HUUURRRR DUURRRRR!!1!!!1

b0ogie

she aint got 6 fingers so I guess its not a complete cosplay

Ruisu

Do. Not. Want.

Slyght

@jollydwarf: I thought they were just supposed to be alternative(of multiple sorts) chicks.

OiScout

Ha! That girl wishes she looked like Lola from GTAIV. If at first you don't succeed, go do something useful with your life.

Ali

A for "A"ffort!.

PsycheE

wow. Busted!!!!!!!

jeffx

hahahaha these comments are funny...

waiting for MGS4 Naomi version

gourmettea

say no to muffintops

crXss

Comes off as more creepy than sexy. Can't put my finger on why.

warpped655

SG used to be so much better when it had one new set a day. It had four new sets a day when I left, and I just felt that the quality dropped at that point. Sure, the site features a lot of amazing-looking women, but those women are far outnumbered by women such as this one.

Too bad so many awesome models left. Apnea was one of my faves. (Yes, I realize that she has her own site, but it's hard to pay that much for one model whenever SG was only $4 each month.)

kubevubin

hell, I'd Bonus-Round it!

Bonus-Round

How is she going to properly fist herself with only 5 fingers?

Mr. Fap☆Fap!

ruined

themm

that bitch ugly

Akio

Her bangs split to the wrong side.

And as an artist I've always despised that shot of Lola... not for her extra finger but the fact that the lighting on her stomach makes it look like her stomach has been smooshed to the right side of her body.

Kitty

I think this Chobot's picture is more accurate.

[binaries.ru]

Kenoji

she needed to photoshop some bits, and get rid of the nose ring i thought she had booger there for a sec...

ohayou_kun

Not hot. Only 5 fingers.

Dick-Ballistic

@Thorax: Seriously. I guarantee you every heterosexual guy here, given the opportunity if not for girlfriends, wives, etc., would nail that chick in a heartbeat.

PollockRoc

Wow, she doesn't even look like her.

AJMarra

@Timooo: The goggles...they do NOTHING!!!

Sousanator

I think I prefer being considered a myth in the gaming world... that, and I wish I could unsee that horror of 'trying too hard and getting nowhere fast'.

MelodyKitn

@PollockRoc:
Did you just say that if we had no other choice, but to sleep with her, we would. That's like saying, "I bet everyone on here would eat a raw rat if they were about to die of starvation and nothing else was around to eat."

I can say, without a doubt, if I was single, I would NOT hit that, unless it was with a bat. She is just plain ugly. Nothing to do with weight...just ugly.

Darkest Daze

Not even remotely attractive, unless you count paper bag +1 awesomeness.

dirkxxdiggler

JEEZ!
I'm in shock! LOL.
What trailer park did you find her in?
That is one seriously hideous overweight imitation.

I bet Pixeloo, the guy who did the real life Mario/Homer/Niko artwork could make something better.

Sorry lady. No thank you. Say hi to Britney if you see her near your trailer.

Andronix

I really need to get my friend to take a photo dress like the gta girl. Her resemblance is uncanny to the original.

d-guy

EPIC FAIL.

Tommyknocker

if this site had any kind of female traffic at all id suspect 75% of them would be anorexic at this point.

relax_guy

She ain't pretty but I'm sure lolling at the fat comments.. fat.. are you fuckin' kidding me? Unless you're all into sex with skeletons, which is okay if that's your thing.

unsungzero

Okay okay... Jessica Chobot really nailed the imitation. This girl didn't do that great of a job, but shes not THAT BAD either. And to the guys who are saying DO NOT WANT and all that, I bet its due to overstimulation of internet porn from myfreepaysite and xnxx...

Do you guys have girlfriends at all anyway? I mean, just cause you cant beat off to this doesnt mean that if this girl was in front of you, sucking on that lollipop, you would deny her. I guaranfuckingtee it.

NMC ONE WAY

@d-guy:

Fail. On 2 points:

1) Your friend's resemblance is probably better described as "unnatural" as opposed to "uncanny".

2) Even in the unlikely event that your "friend" is attractive in some shape/form or fashion she would sooner dress herself as a turd with a bit of hair on it then don faux game related apparel so that you can take "artistic" pictures of her in them.

Sidenote: The chick in this photo suffers from Down Syndrome and/or lead poisoning and has the skin complexion of a large pizza pie.

Modus_Operandi

Hasn't the Suicide Girls fad faded away yet? There's gotta be a hotter style out there now. I would've expected Suicide Girls to die out with grunge.

@jurb: Better question for you, which of your terms was incorrect? Concave = in, convex = out.

headc4se

I didn't think it was possible to appear skankier than the original illustration.

Congratulations on achieving that, madam.

goddessakasha

Eh, part of the reason that illustration is hot is the character of the girl portrayed. Shes sexy while not trying to be, clean yet "dirty" at the same time.. and all around mysterious.. like you're not sure what you're going to get.

The photo of the suicide girl? Not so much.. I just get the feeling she's trying REALLY hard and completely missing the mark. That and the razor rash on her lower stomach makes me want to vomit.

asphix20

Bob: Prepare to be amazed.
Edmund: Oh no. You haven't got one of these birthmarks shaped like a banana, have you?
Bob: No.
Edmund: Or, or, or a tattoo saying "Get it here"?
Bob: No.
Edmund: Oh God. You've got one of those belly buttons that sticks outward, haven't you?
Bob: No my lord.
Edmund: Now what can it possibly be?

Fujoshi

@nanikore: I'll admit Chobot is crazy good looking (and the linked photo is a better match), but all these comments calling "Bob" fugly are really out of line. Plus, Chobot doen't get her kit off like Bob did in the rest of her "set" (which, really, does show her to be rather good looking...with a great rack).

R0ark

The girl from the set made another blog. It's about her article on kotaku.

"in reading through some of the comments left by Kotaku's readers really cut through my heart. "

I guess the insults about not having six fingers got to her.

CurryZombie

That is one uggo chick.

JackiJinx

Y ARN'T THERE MOAR GRRL GAMERZZ!?!?

YUYU

@gourmettea: Your welcome [www.cosplay.com]

YUYU

Is the one on the right an interpretation of the cover art girl after Niko hit her in the face with a bat?

Captain_Sarcastic

this just killed it for me.....

really it did, the halo chick was hot but is just sick

Rojovenom

La La La Love-handles

pewpewlazer