Ok, can we officially make it illegal for designers to have enemies that simply stand there facing one direction waiting for you to rape them from behind?

No person stands facing in one direction without any movement while completely disregarding their 6 during a war time situation, especially when they look as tense as that Nazi did.

sisedi

Yay another brown game. *gags*

smuckersisgood

Overheard at the development officed:
"Wouldn't it be awesome if Sam Fisher was killing Nazis instead of terrorists? How cool would that be?!"
"Wait, we shouldn't make it Sam Fisher. He's probably copyrighted or something."
"Hmm... how about a hot chick in leather instead?"
"Perfect!"

Not stirring any buzz yet here.

GLDarthziggy

@Master_Achilles:

MGS4 has more "hot-latex-woman" than Splinter Cell for sure.

TheurerDiciple

Bad trailer. Bad art design. Gameplay looks wonky. Just plain bad.

goodbadorugly

Snakes buns are much tighter and enjoyable to watch...

Tom Clancy's Samuraidino

Game Videos is an unwatchable mess.

TakuFangirl

looks like a game for the Wii~!

Yuji Noeji

@greeble: More like Splinter Cell than MGS.

Master_Achilles

Needs less brown, more tight pants. Ya dig?

Altersparck

That looked bland and uninteresting.

gcZanmato

YAY, SHADES OF BROWN!

SG_Mahonay

@brokenscope: The ridiculously bad animations?

slomo788

@Archaotic: Agreed, looks like a shitty knockoff of Metal Gear.

greeble

Go work on those tight pants, Replay. Ask Kojima some help if you need to.

slomo788

....
Well I think that single handedly turned me off to that game completely.

Not sure why.

brokenscope

Looks like that show that blew with Pamela Anderson.... V.I.P.

Do not want.

Thassodar

Somewhere, Mel Torme is plotting a bloody revenge.

Strangelove

@sarcasmOD: you really suck at spelling when you don't take your crazy pills, boy. That's EXPERT, not expect.

sarcasmOD

That gameplay looked AWFUL. Literally the worst I've seen in a trailer before. Not that I'm some sort of trailer expect, mind you.

sarcasmOD

look average

YourAnthony

...eh, I feel like I've played this game a dozen times before already. They'd have to do something particularly innovative to interest me, and I know they're dying for my specific approval.

Señor Vorpal Kickass'o

looks bloodrayne-ish. That's not a good thing.

Pikadrew

I just hope it isn't THAT brown. Yowsa!

RodneyMcKay

This reminds me of Metal Gear somehow, but sillier.

Her crouch walk animation needs some tweaking, that's probably why...

Archaotic

I like games with female main characters. If only they'd release this on the PS3 as well.

Furude

Leave it to Gamecock to cock things up.

sir_carrot

solid snake with boobs...j/k

resetbutton

Is MGS4 out yet? Yeah? No word on a date for another? You sure? Positive? Okay, good. Guess its safe to make our stealth game now.

Flowen

Looks boring.

Draylorn

somebody turn off the uber-sepia filter

shichi

This should be retitled: "Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake's Grandmother"

Patient

Not the "two appealing things" I was thinking they'd be, but tight pants and shooting Nazis in the face will do, I guess. Also, they need to hire a new sound designer. I heard the same stock choking-death-sound four times in a row during that trailer.

Petezah

she should be fucking Hayden Tenno.

kevinl

Why is there a border of smeared poop?

kingofrain

speaking of nazis.....what the hell happened to saboteur?

ManjiKengo

Mrs. Fisher?!!!

PsycheE

BORING

ksins5

like". Such a Splinter Cell clone its shameful that they've differentiated by making it a woman dressed inappropriately for her role. *sigh*

DARTH_TIGRIS

@Master_Achilles:

I see your "more like" and raise you one "almost JUST

DARTH_TIGRIS

@ManjiKengo:
Damn right, that game looked so good. Where is it!!! WHERE IS IT???!!!

IntelSilver

That was boring... and just about everyone beat me to the whole "Sam Fisher/Solid Snake with boob" idea, so, yeah.

ghostadv

Oh good it's a Snake that actually won't make me shake my head when I have to look at his butt.

Except it'll probably be 80% less epic.

suya123

Bullet Witch for the American audience!

HaydenTenno

@ManjiKengo: as far as i've heard it's still moving along. It looks so much better than this game...

ifalldownstairs

Nazis. The ultimate villians.

For all your villiany needs.

chaos_isnt_here

@Archaotic: I say this as a huuuuge Metal Gear fan, but... sillier than Metal Gear? Is that even possible? :P

@HaydenTenno: So, should we expect the cheerleader and nurse outfits DLC?

Antiterra

whoever made that trailer should be fired.

i don't care one way or the other about the game; but that trailer was just awful.

hatedinamerica

looks kinda bad :/

Shad0X

Gah. I can only take so much throat slitting. I love the concept but this trailer makes me think that's all there is to the game.

They need to go big, show some explosions, hand-to-hand combat, sniping, ragdoll, chase scenes, hostage-saving, train boarding, bridge demolition, carpet bombing, skydiving -- I dunno, anything not brown and slow will do.

unmarkedone

Meh. Unless it's MGS or hitman, stealth games just don't do 'owt for me.
Even if they involve knifing nazis. I hate those guys.

steerpike

Well, she's still not an "ass monster," so I'll let the emphasize on the tight pants slide.

Still hoping this turns out to be a solid stealth title.

Thorax

Man this looks crappy... I can't believe they show this awful trailer to the public.

Starsky

Well since the modern term realistic means brown... MAKING A GAME THATS JUST SHADES OF BROWN SHOULD BE BRILLIANT!

LuppyLuptonium

doest look very promising or good...

neojam

Another damn brown, dark game. Can't they do anything else?

karateka

Isn't leather kind of a "noisy" material when it bends and stretches - and therefore not condusive to sneakiness?

seafisch

I honestly couldn't see anything when it got too brown. They need to fix that because it could ruin what could be a terrific game. I'm going to assume the gameplay was terrific because I couldn't see it.

grecords

Personally, I am moderately charmed
by it. It looks like it might have
some of the retro fun of a No One
Lives Forever. Hopefully in between
all the sneaking and killing there
will be oodles of atmosphere. Also,
I like women's bums in tight leather.
And the animations in this game
are quite nice. So seeing that
bum moving will be very compelling.

Sullyville

It's like Anne Frank gone commando

MrDo

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

That said, this game looks pretty tedious.

TrueCrime

huh. Usually after showing how your game is like all the others, it's customary to also show "the twist" which separates it and puts it above the others...

Ah well, not quite ready to support Gamecock yet anyway.

fuchikoma

Damn how many nazi has been killed since the birth of vvolfeinstein??? LOL!

dmfamzo

I don´t know why, but while watching this video, the word "generic" started to show in my monitor, in big fat bolds...

Daisuash

So basically it's a Metal Gear ripoff with crappy animations? DO NOT WANT.

Spiffyness

Animations are bad, main character is gimmicky, and the textures are muddy.

Chewbenator

this reminds me of dark sector without the glave but with a woman and nazi's

shiroren8

Wow.

This looks like Bullet Witch meets Vampire Rain with 100% more Nazis and 100% less talking gun-broom. Ouch.

Maybe Gamecock can show up at some awards ceremony and publicly embarrass themselves in a misguided attempt at guerilla marketing this or... maybe they could just cancel it and save their breath.

stranger

Eh, it seems a little late to make a stealth spin off of Perfect Dark Zero. Main character is a Joanna Dark rip off. The animation to kill the same enemy nazi are kind of lame too. Eh, still to early to be this cynical about a game.

EditorinChief

Thats pretty unimpressive. The animations look like theyre from a generic 3rd person game.

Mecharine

kinda reminds me of dark sector!!!!!!!

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