Brian Wilson ftw.

JN64Lover

That was hilarious.

Saprol

I almost cried at the end.

Weepee

Wow, that's a million shades of turdtastical awesomeness.

Jelster

rather shit game

xerus`

And all my life I've prayed for someone like you
And I thank God that I, that I finally found you
All my life I've prayed for someone like you
And I hope that you feel the same way too
Yes, I pray that you do love me too

These words now have new meaning to me.

Arttemis

This reminds me of an old school pc bmx game that was almost as crappy.

Looks awesome.

subterfunk

That game was EPIC. lol, that head made me scream 4 times :D d

23 tries completed in 6 minutes

Kirablip

i kinda liked the nes music at the end

Rengenki

I'm not interested in games marketed to suck >.<

mfwahwah

F*ck me Mr Good!
Remind me never to send any of my music tracks your way..harsh review?..YES..accurate?..YAY!..piece of shit?.. OF COURSE!..Johns may have a job in the future working on the next Duke Nukem title!

Profondo

The music makes the game. That first head monster is scary.

BitKid

Oh god... I must have it.

suya123

Who knows... might be better than eternity's child.

Methusalah

This game looks so shitty it just shits awesome.

dady5000

Compared to some of the shovelware on the Wii, I would honestly enjoy Shit Game....for about 2 minutes.

Emiat

Sounds like Megaman tracks. haha

Owen, I don't know what kind of slumming you've been doing, but keep it up!

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

AWESOME!

TheRealLameDuck

OH. My. God. I want to play this.

Kaizuden

Lol, I think I've seen enough of this game for the rest of my life.

ClarkGable

Some dank ganja wherever they are from.

PsycheE

This game may be shit, but it's still far better than Extreme Paintbrawl.

天

Oh shit.

Thugmunk

28 tries
11:31

What a horrible game.

Channing

pet sounds?

Orionsaint

That was a blast. Gave up after the damn rotating Xs dropped me all the way back down. But probably longer than I've given have the XBLA demos I've downloaded...

Zerozaki Ishiki

That head! Haha, this kinda looks fun, in a weird way.

Erwin

I'm trying this right now! This is awesome.

darx

Awesome shit game, i gent get past the giant eyeball level though :/

Taheen

It may be shit, but at least it's honest.

Thorax

@天: As a sad owner of an actual copy (I thought that it might be good so I got it back when it actually came out), nothing is as bad as Paintbrawl. I can't even consider it a game. I played it for a full hour, just trying to figure out what the hell I was supposed do do to have the game actually start. I finally realized you were supposed to eject and hurl it against the wall.

Erwin

Shit Game is so shitty its actually entertaining.

TinyLightning

This is very, very sad, but...

Ultimate Shovelware Shit Game > real shovelware out on the shelves right now.

I wish to send a huge "FU" to the people in this indsutry that produce such huge piles of turd, out to trick money out of our missinformed relatives or young children. Here, have another FU on me: FU!

Shiryu

Now I'm going to have No Doubt in my head for the next week.

Danarcho

They were going to name the game Haze instead but it was already taken.

runandgun

@Emiat: It does seem to have some crazy autuer character that wii shovelware lacks.

kingmanic

Holy...Umm..Shit.

IceCold

Hey, at least it held my attention until it ended. Many, many games can't say the same. The fact that it only took 4 minutes 50 seconds probably helped a bit.

Wolfers

17 tries, 9:34.

So many glitches to figure out haha...

suya123

@Erwin: I received a copy as a joke gift from a friend. She bought it at a garage sale for ten cents. After the epic struggle to get it to even work, we played it for 15 minutes before putting the disc in the microwave. The resulting 2 seconds of static almost made it worth the ten cents... almost.

天

wow an actually good looking game from akklaim.

cihx

Dude, this game are old

Draylorn

Man how does this shit get Kotaku'd?

chronicdog

I LOLed so hard at the trailer.

tooji

@Orionsaint:

I think the track was off the rather patchy 'Smile' album.

I thought it looked fantastic. Especially the Thatcher like face.

Pangolin

@Pangolin:

It is.

The song is "Our Prayer / Gee"

Note that this is on the various unreleased smile versions (Purple Chick, Odeon, etc.) and the Brian Wilson Presents version, not on the officially released Smiley Smile from 1967.

This versions from the Brian Wilson one.

/me backs away slowly.

Nesagwa

My heavens. Watch the first video on youtube of a guy attempting it- its hilarious.

Kuroomu

Damn, it's true that this game is comparable to some of those on PSN, XBLA, and Wiiware. That's sad.

Firecrest

Better than portal!

Lumice

"Entirely too much time is spent meticulously recreating the gameplay of previously developed games. " from the site.
I was wondering why it looked like Rayman.

Refused

well at least the programmer was honest

kadaj_sama

Some of the gameplay actually looks good as far as 2d platforming goes.

Refused

This looks amazing hahaha

PC+Mac Coexist

That music at the end was pretty good, but the game was pretty bad.

So bad, it gave me cancer

Baka_Survivor

Is the soundtrack gonna be like that MIDI at the end of the trailer? Because that didn't sound half bad.

urutapu

Well, it's nice to see that Dyack pulled out his earlier works to show how awesome Too Human is in comparison.

masterdingo

I want it

Murderdolls

I'm a particularly big fan of the Midi renditions of Spice Girls' "Spice Up Your Life" and No Doubt's "Don't Speak."

(Not joking.)

crapsh00t

You better bury this game as soon as possible, lest Uwe Boll obtains the rights to make a movie out of it!

Altersparck

Oh God! I'm coming down!

PatMan33

This looks... awesome!

GTA4er

"Stumbled across this on Reddit" Ught oh. You might have just started a war with Digg users.

Quicksilver4648

@Murderdolls:
I NEED it

hrabbit

Those head monsters remind me of kid chameleon bosses.

lordargent

@JN64Lover:

seconded. Pet Sounds/SMiLE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN.

Gamebrain87

The only thing redeemable about this video is the Brian Wilson music (Our Prayer/Gee from SMiLE).

Brian Wilson ftw indeed

Gamebrain87

I beat it. Better game than many a game I have played especially N+.

The No Doubt and Das Boot music was kickass and I liked the romantic song at the end. For free, this was a beautiful game. So meta, so shitty.

Ryfael

I can say only one thing: It looks like the most awesome shit game I've ever seen.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Server error, and kotaku breaks another site. And just in case anyones wondering, the game soundtrack is nothing like the music at the end of the trailer.

[ZTF]

@Nesagwa:
It is also on the album 20/20. I had to trawl through my collection to find it. God I love The Beach Boys.

Pangolin

@mfwahwah: Not a Nintendo fan, eh?

PC+Mac Coexist

The end made me cry.

Pangolin

I know it's SUPPOSED to look shitty... But this really does look shitty. Even worse than that godawful Duke Nukem trailer from E3 this year.

And that, my friends, is truly saying something. I suppose though at least it doesn't take itself seriously. I mean, clearly.

2NinjasTapedTogether

The music in the video got me interested in the game

Unfortunately the music in the game itself no where near approaches the quality of the music in the youtube vid.

Atheist Jew

@Lumice: You FIEND! Take that back!

I have yet to try "Shit Game," but Portal was wonderful!

PlayerX

does this game remind anyone of that ren and stimpy game i think it was for the sega genesis >.<

sacwchiri

This game wins the internet, wait, no... the series of tubes!

P3nnst8r has returned on the Graces of Brian Ashcraft

Seriously. The weekends have been AWESOME since Owen started here. Love it, wanna play Shit Game...lol

superbagman

@Rengenki: For you (and those others that may be curious), it's Naruto - Artificial Intelligence Bomb. And yes, it sounds like a rip of a Megaman track. =P

SilentSeraphin

How come it's shit, it's a freaking masterpiece with awesome soundtrack! Gotta play ASAP.

Mayu-mayu

just needs some raptors being dragged behind a jeep to make it perfect.

moominsean

ok
13 tries in 12:08 time

Mayu-mayu

This game is shit. I want to play it.

Mike's Stalker

Fantastic game.

Short, and it really had me on edge at the last level. The art direction was original, and simply brilliant.

Find us more quick, fun, original games, Mr Good!

Rookerith

nice

i like the title reveal screen with the music. seems to properly represent the game.

foxhound417

@moominsean: Hey, that game fucking rules.

Pablos102030

This isn't just shit, it's art! Shitty, shitty art!

Pablos102030

Another AAA PC exclusive. Is it published by EA?

Anaralia

if this would've been out on the wii, nintendrones would've been like "realistic and hd graphics suck! it's all about artistic graphics!"

rodrigo47

Jesus Christ, is that a game trailer or something from a Radiohead site?

jollydwarf

So Owen, This is Adam's new job on "Other Shitty Stuff?" lol

I want to know who created this game???

Is it Mr. Hanky from South Park?? I hope so! Because this game would be a blockbuster (s)hits and Shitty Game of the Year!

Shachihoko

They're making games with MS Paint now? Fun.

VengefulRonin

@masterdingo: This is quite a bit better than Too Human :D

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

I completed it. 23 tries, it's a bit hard :(

Auroron

My god this game looks so shitty is awesome. I will give it a try until my attention span loses interest.

shrek187

The end of that video, with it's nessy music was brilliant.

Wahrheit

Is it wrong that I really want to play this game now, despite owning a PS3 with Metal Gear Solid 4, Oblivion and Soul Calibur IV?

Iarwain

Is it bad that I already know this game?

Scherzkeks

Did you guys know that if you beat the game in 1 try they actually clap for you?

Secret ending confirmed!

1 tries in 2:46 seconds

mastarifla

Also this game kinda reminds me of Robotnik and his Game Boy, close enough though.

shrek187

This doesn't look all that bad. It reminds me of those animated shorts commonly found on Fatpie. Or...has anyone seen the cartoons "rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt:

+ Watch video

If you haven't, it's definitely worth a look. Maybe, its just me (it probably is) but I really like the minimalist, surreal, absurdist twist to the animations.

Also, "Shit Game?" "Shovelware?", when can I expect this on the Wii?

NeVeRMoRe666

WOO that boss gave me heart attack lol!

GimmeCat

lol! I just spent ages trying to lure the giant head into the helicopter... well worth the hassle!

exion

Soccer moms would pay $29.99 for this if it were on the Wii.

You'd have to rename it "Crap" Game, of course.

Engel

i loved it reminded me of the old nes platformers. more shit please

xcalibro

7:09
17 tries

That game was shit tbh

Thordon

I love it :D

M.C.-Action

@GundamAC197: Proud new Wii60 Owner!: Oh, and for anyone wondering, yes the game is awful But, it's like B movie awful. Definately kept my interest, if only to see how much more awful/weird it would get.

GundamAC197: Proud new Wii60 Owner!

@Auroron: Glad to see someone else who thought it was a little hard. I didn't have any trouble until the last round, the ghost heads kept killing me.

30 tries, 16:25.

GundamAC197: Proud new Wii60 Owner!

i have an wrapped SC4 downstairs but I'm playing Shit Game instead right now ;_;

MisterMcThursday

that was funny... but not shitty enought to appear on the wii lol

Icyme

Actually this Shit Game was pretty cool. Went through it in 14 minutes and 26 tries, maybe I should try to do better next time!

Pronssi

This looks like it might have almost I Wanna Be the Guy levels of insane, monitor-smashing, heart-attack causing difficulty. Which is awesome.

Placentasaurus

@Orionsaint: No afraid not it's from smile... Amazing track ...but speaking of petsounds really worth tracking down the accapella of that album. Amazing stuff!

repoman123

Man that chiptune at the end is golden.

Fonzy

@NeVeRMoRe666: Haha!! briliant I saw these as part of an animation festival about 7 or 8 years ago!?!? Love Don Hertzfeldt he's a genious!

repoman123

Well, I'm afraid that Nintendo wouldn't allow a game called "Shit Game" on their console. Maybe call it "Rather Attractive Game" and maybe we'll get somewhere. I'd buy it on XBLA. xD

Phazonmasher

Okay call me insane but this looks AWESOME

reecord2

This may just be the "B" game we're looking for ! :D

It's so bad, that it's good. :3

Lyner

That's going to be the next Mario!!!

JinJangles

i agree

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Does anyone know what the song in the end of the trailer is called?

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umasadha

I'm hoping most people thought this was just a terrible trailer for a terrible game, but of course we all know we are full of shit to begin with.

SymbolicMeaning

World exclusive months ago on youtube? Meh, I guess it's borderline okay when you guys post old but good games as new, but when you post stuff which aren't notable or shit games also it gets a bit over the top...

Agnates

Well...even fecal matters.

jerkstor

Somebody call the Angry Video Game Nerd! Hurry!

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