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Shut Up and Pedal Your Bike, Timmy!
Posted by Owen Good at 6:00 AM on August 4, 2008
From the "Kids are Good for Work" file. Reader Brian C. (OK, the bossman) pointed out this WTF paragraph in a story about uber-green home design. The Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago is exhibiting just such a home, which features "a bicycle in the children's bedroom [that] must be pedaled for 30 minutes to charge a battery to power video games." You can see this -- God, I hope you can even ride it -- at the museum from now until Jan. 9.
The manifestations of this torture device are all delightful: Older brothers forcing younger siblings to chug away for marathon sessions of MGS4 -- "Keep going Billy! We have another 36 minutes left in this cutscene!" Timers going off and mad dashes back to the bike to supply enough juice and preserve your Lego Indiana Jones gamesave. A bike/Wii Fit combo regimen. Can you imagine being the kid who lives in the Al Gore house? "Hey, Owen got Soulcalibur IV, let's go over and create Striker and Blade from Bad Dudes ... Oh wait, I don't want to ride that fucking bike".
The story says the machine was assembled from parts you can buy at electronics store. I did some googling and found this (sans bike), and I wonder if it's the same.
Any electrical engineers in the house? How much gameplay would you get out of charging up a battery like this for 30 minutes?
Going Green a Growing Trend Among Homeowners [AP on CNN.com]
Smart Home: Green + Wired [Museum of Science and Industry]

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M-26-7
Posted 6:44 AM 4/8/08
@Wahrheit:
Pretty high. Think about those power supplies in PCs. 300 watts is the low end. Consoles are pretty similar to PCs so you can guess it's pretty high.
Sorry fopr the double post.
M-26-7
SadisticFreek
Posted 6:43 AM 4/8/08
@Cogito: Of course peddling faster makes charging faster. Electricity is easy to make. A magnetic field, a conductor, and relative motion. You can increase the amount produced by increasing any of these factors. The more conductors (see windings), a stronger magnetic field (a higher density of flux lines, like maybe use a n50 neodymium magnet to move near the windings), or more relative motion (move faster).
As far as fat kids, US isn't the only country, but I'm guessing we're near the #1 spot for the most.
SadisticFreek
M-26-7
Posted 6:43 AM 4/8/08
@Cogito:
It's in America. Kids are fat here. I hardly see a problem with his statement. Plus it's a fact that America is the fatest country in the world.
M-26-7
Wahrheit
Posted 6:42 AM 4/8/08
On that note, what is the consumption of a ps3? Too lazy to check.
Wahrheit
chinesedentist
Posted 6:37 AM 4/8/08
Why couldn't you pedal AND play games at the same time?
chinesedentist
abigsmurf
Posted 6:37 AM 4/8/08
unless you're incredibly fit, 30Wh is what you could hope to generate in 30mins.
That would power a ps3 setup (including a hdtv) for about... 3 minutes. It would however give around 10 hours on a DS assuming 100% efficiency.
There's a lot of rubbish around on the amount of power humans can generate. It ranges from milliwatts in passive generation (dynamos in shoes, the seiko kinetic generators) to a max of about 80W of intense physical activity.
abigsmurf
everybest
Posted 6:35 AM 4/8/08
@Cogito: Haha, keep it up and he'll flip out in your profile and you'll get a shoutout in his stream ID ^^
everybest
tzaketh
Posted 6:33 AM 4/8/08
@Demonbird:
Eh, the other question is whether the weight problem is really a problem. I'd rather live in an overindulgent society where the most common "disease" amongst the poor is obesity than live somewhere where people are actually starving to death.
The notion of extra weight as something that's incredibly unhealthy is completely overblown, and BMI has some major flaws. Now obviously, someone who's actually categorized as "obese" is going to have some major health problems. But the "Overweight" category has less downsides than is bandied about. The most negative aspect of being overweight is being less attractive, really. And that's why you marry someone and THEN get fat.
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tzaketh
Jest
Posted 6:28 AM 4/8/08
@Demonbird: I know that.
Jest
Demonbird
Posted 6:25 AM 4/8/08
@Jest:
It isn't just America with the weight problem.
Demonbird
Jest
Posted 6:24 AM 4/8/08
@Cogito: Thanks for flipping out.
Jest
Benzak
Posted 6:23 AM 4/8/08
Well maybe you could peddle all day, but it wouldn't really help you push the pedals on the bike.
Benzak
RBecho
Posted 6:21 AM 4/8/08
A human can average about a 1/4 horsepower so that comes out to about 100 whrs after a half hour of peddalling, that could run a Wii (picking the current gens least power hungry system) and a tv for about an hour. If they were running that to a charger for a gameboy they might be able to get about 10 hours or so out of that biking.
If the kids were smart they would pedal when they were "just" watching tv, and could make up some bonus time.
If they had a full batery (probably 35-50 amp hours if it's a standard size deep cycle lead acid) which would be about 600 watt hours, or 6 times what they could get in an hour, so 6 hours of wii / tv or about 2 hours of 360 / ps3, plus tv (unless it's a plasma).
These are just estimations, but pretty close.
RBecho
Rammykun
Posted 6:21 AM 4/8/08
i'll asume it's not too much juice. 30 minutes of peddling = like an hour of PS3 power from reports i've been reading.
Rammykun
Ironwolf220
Posted 6:19 AM 4/8/08
I agree, the amount of power you would need to generate for a reasonable game session on any console or PC would need to be much easier to do. 5-6 hours on a bike just aint gonna cut it. But if you could find a way to substantially increase the amount of energy you can generate, i don't see a reason not to use it.
Ironwolf220
BlueFlame
Posted 6:19 AM 4/8/08
I remember seeing something like this on TV when I was watching Saturday morning cartoons, so mid-90's, during a science minute thing they'd have between commercials. Even then, it looked like something that had been around for a while, but it seemed like you had to peddle pretty hard to get a 10-inch black and white TV going bright enough to see. I can't imagine being able to power a nice TV with console for very long with it...battery power or not.
BlueFlame
minimelo321
Posted 6:18 AM 4/8/08
I remember seeing something exactly like this before, but nonetheless, it is terrifying, considering you wouldn't know how much battery life you would have left.
minimelo321
Kenny
Posted 6:15 AM 4/8/08
@Cogito: Every day is bash America today, where have you been.
Kenny
Wahrheit
Posted 6:12 AM 4/8/08
Any console chugs power like mad... You won't get many minutes out of that. You also have to power a TV.
It's feasible for charging batteries for a mp3 player, a portable console or a mobile, but it can't match the sheer energy consumption of a home console system.
Wahrheit
xot
Posted 6:11 AM 4/8/08
Not an electrical engineer, but for a console, it looks like you'd get between 30 seconds and two minutes of game time per minute of pedal time depending on your system and whether or not that includes a TV. If the battery was fully charged you'd get one or two hours, maybe more. Vastly more for a handheld.
xot
okenny :( ... not sure what to believe in anymore
Posted 6:11 AM 4/8/08
Maybe an NES but the modern PS3, 360, and SLi enabled PC rigs will not be satiated by peddle-power :|
okenny :( ... not sure what to believe in anymore
t0yrobo
Posted 6:10 AM 4/8/08
I'm certain I saw something just like this in a WWI movie. Except it was to power lights in the trenches or something like that.
t0yrobo
RaepGoblin
Posted 6:09 AM 4/8/08
Much better than wiifit. This will actually make you lose weight.
RaepGoblin
Cogito
Posted 6:09 AM 4/8/08
@Jest: What is this, bash America day? Jesus. I didn't really the US was the only country with fat kids. Crimeny.
Cogito
Cogito
Posted 6:07 AM 4/8/08
Hm, interesting ideas. Though I think if more parents used the that headline then you may not even need the bike to power a battery. ;)
I wonder if you peddle faster if it charges faster? Or if you could hook up a huge battery, peddle for a day, and then play all next day w/o peddling.
I've barely even seen it and I'm already trying to break the system. There really is something wrong with me. :)
Cogito
timb18011234
Posted 6:06 AM 4/8/08
Ha, I might just have to go to see this. Chicago isn't that far away from me and I like the Museum of Science and Industry.
timb18011234
Jest
Posted 6:06 AM 4/8/08
This is an excellent idea. Something to hopefully counterbalance the weight problem of today's American kids.
Jest
FishyJoe
Posted 6:06 AM 4/8/08
I saw something like this in the 80s. Hardly anything new.
FishyJoe
M-26-7
Posted 6:05 AM 4/8/08
Not much.
M-26-7
Thorax
Posted 6:05 AM 4/8/08
And they say video games make you fat.
Thorax
fuchikoma
Posted 7:13 AM 4/8/08
Cutting the power slowly/inconsistently like that could corrupt memory cards. It could certainly corrupt hard disk data if anything were cached pending a write.
Not to mention that depending on the particular battery type, it may vent hydrogen while charging...
fuchikoma
M-26-7
Posted 7:10 AM 4/8/08
@everybest:
Had a a feeling someone was going to pull something like Luxembourg out on me. But yeah we probably have the most overweight people total, not per capita or whatever.
M-26-7
Jest
Posted 7:00 AM 4/8/08
@everybest: Who knows? If he's a moron and he realizes it, then I won't have to indulge his profile, cupcake.
Jest
everybest
Posted 6:59 AM 4/8/08
@Cogito: I doubt theres a speed limit unless you burn out the motor or break it mechanically. If the energy is going to a capacitor/battery, it'd be useless to pedal after it's fully charged.
everybest
Cogito
Posted 6:56 AM 4/8/08
@SadisticFreek: What I kinda meant was: How fast is thing capable of charging? Like, will it top out at 50 rpm because that's the system limitations? Or is it capable of handling ballistic workouts?
Cogito
Saxboy
Posted 6:55 AM 4/8/08
@tzaketh: Except obesity (not just being overweight) is actually the problem :)
Does the article say it's powered soley by the bicycle, or can I "buy energy credits" from a machine that lets me power my Wii / Xbox / Playstation for a certain amount of time based on how long I ride my bike? That seems like it'd make more sense (you're still consuming more energy than you produce, but you're still putting some back).
Saxboy
everybest
Posted 6:51 AM 4/8/08
@M-26-7: Probably the most overweight people in one country though.
everybest
everybest
Posted 6:49 AM 4/8/08
@M-26-7: [www.forbes.com]
everybest
Wahrheit
Posted 6:49 AM 4/8/08
@M-26-7:
Yeah I know, but I kind of wanted a bit more exact information.
Time to check it out.
Wahrheit
.em.
Posted 6:49 AM 4/8/08
Lol @ the title.
Being forced to pedal for electricity would suck.
.em.
peAr nectAr
Posted 6:49 AM 4/8/08
Goddamn. This may be the only time I'm glad my parents are Republicans and have no patience for "greening" shit up.
peAr nectAr
DarthVegan
Posted 6:47 AM 4/8/08
@chinesedentist:
Cool. The Tour de France meets Call of Duty 4 MP. Forget your knife...you can beat your opponents to death with your massive calf muscles.
Plus, it'll unlock the Extreme Conditioning perk right off the bat.
DarthVegan
Kohath
Posted 7:47 AM 4/8/08
Al Gore uses 10x the electricity at his house as the average person in the US. And if you look at him, you can tell he doesn't spend much time on the old exercise bike either.
Kohath
shrek187
Posted 7:44 AM 4/8/08
This reminds me of that Fairly Oddparents episode, but they were using treadmills, I think.
shrek187
PirateCapnSpazz
Posted 7:40 AM 4/8/08
This makes me laugh! XD It's kind of ingenious if you ask me. There's always been a complaint of kids not exercising enough because of video games now they'll hafta exercise TO play video games! XD
PirateCapnSpazz
man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.
Posted 7:33 AM 4/8/08
Ahh, articles like this are why I love Kotaku. The bike itself is worth a sentence or two, but the article itself is really what makes it. Excellent stuff.
And I agree with the others that say human power is probably not sufficient to run, say, a PS3.
man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.
PrivateJ0ker
Posted 8:22 AM 4/8/08
This is a good idea, this would balance a very healthy exercise regime with gameplaying. Worst case scenario the kid refuses to exercise and can't game as a result. That said, I would have hated that when I was a kid...lol
PrivateJ0ker
mwoody
Posted 8:20 AM 4/8/08
We need to get this poor kid a DS.
mwoody
everybest
Posted 8:13 AM 4/8/08
@Primed: If the parents were smart, they'd have cut off the end of the power cable and directly connected it to the generator.
everybest
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 8:08 AM 4/8/08
Remember when being fat meant you had money and chicks dug you?
Neither do I.
Anyways, off to the beach with me! Surfing happily!
Black-Dog-Howls
Primed
Posted 8:03 AM 4/8/08
Couldn't a kid, in theory, unplug their console from this rig, and then place the plug back in it's proper home in the wall? Because if this rig was forced upon me, I sure as hell would do that.
Primed
lenandude
Posted 8:00 AM 4/8/08
Hmm. That's kinda cool. I'm in good shape but don't exercise very much so this would be kinda good to have I guess. But it would defintely get VERY annoying if you were just playing your game having fun and everything and then you're all like "OH S**T! I DIDN'T BIKE LONG ENOUGH!"
lenandude
WittyUserName
Posted 7:52 AM 4/8/08
I see this whole concept fitting in neatly with the idea some people have that kids shouldn't be playing video games to begin with.
Think about it. By the time poor Timmy's done charging his stuff, he's way too exhausted to play any games. The battery runs down while he's gasping for breath.
It's like some sick health video from the 50's.
"Ha ha. Sorry son, guess you just can't play that fancy new thingamabob. I guess you've learned your lesson. (taps pipe into ashtray)"
WittyUserName
kyle
Posted 8:52 AM 4/8/08
that bike needs a backrest, like the gym ones. and maybe a supplemental air turbine and solar panel. then could it power star wars arcade? i think that is all you'd need.
kyle
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 8:31 AM 4/8/08
If you're living off the grid, this would be excellent. Or someplace that has a lot of power outages -- keep your handhelds charged up. "Crap. The power's going to be off till tomorrow. Guess I'll pedal till the PSP is charged and then pwn some Patapon."
It's probably not to be used directly, since the kid can't create enough power to actually run the system. But, like "okay Timmy, this battery is full, that means you've pedaled for half an hour, so you get X amount of video game time".
Evil Tortie's Mom
Yaywalter
Posted 10:56 AM 4/8/08
I personally would enjoy this. Really.
I'd like to ride and play at the same time. That way I could feel like Tourist Trophy is the real riding simulator. Maybe even have a fan or two blowing at me... with their speed affected by how hard I pedal the bike! zomg! :O
Yaywalter
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
Posted 10:50 AM 4/8/08
Or forces the kid to build a device that turns the bike pedals for him.
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
Trai_Dep
Posted 10:40 AM 4/8/08
If it's a game aimed at 12-15 year-old boys, they'd simply need a contraption that attaches to their right arm - the excess energy captured from that will fuel a 50-station LAN party!
Trai_Dep
Lavastine
Posted 10:19 AM 4/8/08
@lenandude:
If you don't exercise very much you aren't in good shape. You may not be apparently fat, but your muscles will always be the minimum size they have to be to do the work you do often.
Lavastine
Eon
Posted 9:57 AM 4/8/08
I saw this or an identical thing a couple of years ago. Old news :P
Eon
kingme
Posted 9:53 AM 4/8/08
a fun way to get them kids exercising while playing video games...obviously...i will biking while watching that 1 hour ending from that game we all like to call Metal Gear Solid 4
kingme
Dr. Nooooooooo
Posted 12:53 PM 4/8/08
The Museum of Science and Industry, I love that place. It is impossible to see all of it in one day. I have tried. I live in Chicago, so I'll have to see this exhibit.
Dr. Nooooooooo
man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.
Posted 12:18 PM 4/8/08
@Yaywalter:
That last sentence; it already exists. A family friend has onel whenever we went to their house I'd spent hours on it. The fan is the main wheel of the bike, with vents so that it blows the air into your face. The faster you pedal, the faster the fan spins. Plus it makes an awesome sound. The bike itself was pretty old; I'd say 15 years or so, and this was maybe 3-4 years ago.
man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.
GOLD5
Posted 11:49 AM 4/8/08
Yeah great idea, except that battery will end up in a landfill someday. Hydroelectric power is available and doesn't pollute after you are finished playing with it. I loved how Earth Day was a big excuse for kids to blow boatloads of batteries and rechargeable power that was drawn from the grid beforehand in preparation (charging flashlights and gads, generators!) Couldn't even play a game of RISK for an hour, they had to have the plasma screen with PS3 blazing on the Motomaster Eliminator!
GOLD5
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 11:44 AM 4/8/08
Ride, charge, play, lose a testicle! Brilliant!
SigmundTheSeaMonster
hrabbit
Posted 1:18 PM 4/8/08
this thing+a brand new game= anorexia XD I would probably end up dieing from the lack of food and sleep along with the constant exercising lol
god I would love to have this in my room <3 I love bike riding and video games!
hrabbit
Awoken
Posted 10:59 PM 4/8/08
great idea!. this blows the Wii out of the water for interactive exercising. Where can I get one to improve an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. ;)
Awoken
barcade
Posted 10:56 PM 4/8/08
They are not letting anyone actually try out the bike. Went there last month and the entire exhibit is pretty much hands off.
barcade
Pantsman
Posted 2:53 AM 5/8/08
@Ironwolf220:
Unfortunately there`s an upper bound on the amount of power you can generate this way, that being the amount of power your legs are outputting as they push the pedals. You can`t have more than 100% efficiency.
Pantsman
mikelbarnz
Posted 3:30 AM 5/8/08
The power output of competetive cyclists is ENORMOUS. Maybe there could be a burgeoning market in getting the local cycling team to come by your house and charge your batteries for you.
I would have loved something like this back when I was racing bikes. 45 minute trainer workout, then a couple of hours on the PS2. Its basically what I was doing anyway.
And I seem to remember a system that was being marketed about 10 years ago that was a bike trainer that integrated with your PS or PS2 that ran bike videos on your tv that were controlled by your power output. They put cameras on bikes on marketed (or planned to market) famous bike routes (Alp du Huez, etc.). I wanted one soooooo bad.
mikelbarnz
MorbidLilim
Posted 12:14 PM 5/8/08
When I was a kid, my friend actually had one of these. I couldn't help but point and laugh at him.
MorbidLilim
tecmos
Posted 6:56 AM 4/8/08
Striker and Blade haha then after the battery full charge go grab a burger with the president
tecmos
Ad-hominem
Posted 6:53 AM 4/8/08
@Wahrheit: @M-26-7: I just used the first site I could find on google, and it listed the Ps3 and 360 at about 200 watts, with the Wii using 20 watts. This is while running games for each of them.
Ad-hominem
digamma
Posted 6:30 AM 4/8/08
My house is green colored and it has wiring. It must be a smart home.
digamma
Ad-hominem
Posted 6:25 AM 4/8/08
Well, this is impossible for the Ps3 and 360. It might, might, be possible for the Wii if you don't have a TV connected to it.
Ad-hominem