The big news this week: Rock Band 2's dates slipped out, Rockstar finally goes ahead and tells us GTA IV is coming to the PC, and Crecente is gonna blast his genetic material into space. But wait, there's less: The Tower formally unveiled the penalty of "disemvoweling", which means miscreants who don't necessarily commit banhammerable offences will have a, e, i, o, u and sometimes y removed from their comments.

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Kotaku's New Tool: The Straight Razor of Disemvoweling
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Blitz II: Like Madden, But Doggy Style
Rock Band 2 Dates Slip Out
5211: World Braces for Crecente Clone Army
Rockstar: GTA IV For PC in Nov

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I Am 8-Bit 08 Art Show Opens Next Week
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Diablo III Art Director Quits, Game Remains The Same
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SOCOM: Confrontation Will Make You Love PSN
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Behold, Your Tales of Vesperia Collectors Edition
You Will Never, Ever Game On This 40-Foot Rig (With 27 HD Monitors)
Fury Servers Shutting Down, Website Disappearorating
Home Beta Expanding to the Media
The Last Guy Review: Run From The Zombie Monsters!!
Trekking to Penny Arcade Expo

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