she looks crazy in real.

zkotaku

"Disaster Movie" is the first time one of those movie titles have ever been totally honest.

TRT-X

funny as hell. disaster movie blows. btw kataku they didn't have anything to do with scary movie 1 or 2. That was the WAYAN'S BROS. now that would be funny game as well.

Xtreme_Hindu_Cow

I love how all the movie icons in the game will probably be more successful than disaster movie could ever hope to be.

You_Remind_Me_of_my_Famous_Friends

Do your research Kotaku - the price of crack remains steady - it's her demand for it that has increased.

wild_world_girl

How are these people still making movies? I guess their audience (Axe Body Spray wearing, Carmen Electra loving, YouTube addicted, immature, preteen males)really loves them.

yeah write

@kommanderk: That's an inappropriate comment. Are you going to be the one administering it and getting the chair?

Although it's kind of funny, in all reality this woman needs help before she dies. At this point I think she may die before even reaching the 27 club, and it's sad too.

kylo4

Those directors should be banned from making movies. Epic movie was an epic fail, seriously one of the worst, most unfunny movies i've ever seen.

Jnas

Oh Amy Winehouse is still alive then?

I thought she wasn't... after watching her performance at Rock in Rio Lisboa 2008

TheMessiah

Who is Stuart Houghton? How long have you been a member of the Kotaku Dojo?

Lazlo

Bad flash games that satirize celebrities and promote terrible movies are made all the time. Is the news that this one sets the bar for bad taste and miserable production values even lower? The post about the game isn't even entertaining, just sort of weakly sarcastic. What was the point of posting about this?

shMerker

This game is likely more bearable than the film will be, and this game was quite possibly the most horribly designed flash game of all time.

Morphie

@ashman512:

Did he get back on the plane right after the movie? Lol

Wolf_Dog

Anyone who watches this movie deserves to die in a firey hell.

Boudabras

I can't believe I actually saw Meet the Spartans. I had my Korean friend over, and my mom wanted him to get a taste of "American culture". Good God it was terrible.

ashman512

and here i thought we'd never see that amy winehouse tag used again. but seeing as how it hasn't been used since the first time makes me sad that there hasn't been more game-related items signed by the singer.

teh_joe

@Wolf_Dog: The man might think so but I'll help raise bail for you.

Grahamunculus

@Jeff Paine: aww u beat me to the punch.. oo well still pretty funny lol

meet the spartans was...garbage :(

BrownBlur

Is it murder if your actually killing to benefit social growth.

Wolf_Dog

A new "Movie" movie?
FUCK.THAT.NOISE.

DukeOfPwn

Wait, aren't nightingales supposed to have good voices?

Tiger-Fever

That's great but under no circumstances watch the movie.

superbabyproject

For people who never saw Maddox's April Fools '08 video:

Vague Genre Movie: [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net]

Kazzahdrane

To quote Amy Winehouse:

"NO, NO, NO!"

markusdragon

By playing this game you've already lost.

Guitaratomik

I think I might actually vomit.

QualityJeverage

anyone who goes to see these (insert genre here) movies needs a gunshot to the face.

same goes to the people that make them

kommanderk

If she doesn't sign any bongos, I'm afraid it's an auto-fail.

Krondonian

I won't even dignify this game with a comment.

Oh wait.
DAMMIT.

archibaldleech

This is a sad day indeed for gaming & movies....

givetozim!

Oh how my video game fetish and gossip fetish collide!!!!

carlosrodas

@Kazzahdrane: You sir have made me lol.

SilentNX

You lost me at "upcoming flick Disaster Movie"

Wolf_Dog

They tried to make me play Escape from Rehab but I said no, no, no.

Jeff Paine

There is no way this game is worth 1200 M$ Points. They are such money-grabbers!

Kazzahdrane

Around christmas time I joked with a friend of mine singing that song with a xmas twist "they tried to make me go to rehab and I said ho, ho, ho!"
she punched me.

excel_excel

Screw rehab. She needs to look at Whitney Houston. That will scare anyone straight.

ChimDeathmonkey

this has my interest more than madden

lilaliendog

At the crappy-ness that is..not because it's great or anything.

ray89

I lol'd.

ray89

I played this game yesterday and somehow I was able to stand how bad it is to make it to the second level. On the other hand they got Amy Winehouse dead on in the looks.

Emiat

I want to kill her hair. slice open its belly like a tonton, crawl inside, build a fire, and dive out to my freedom.

Zenrick2.0

Thanks for infecting us with your virals.

etchasketchist

@GrrSnort: Actually, I misread. I see now what you infered. I'ma go and smash my fingers in a door now.

GrrSnort

@TRT-X: You probably think "Date Movie" was the funniest shit ever...

GrrSnort

I don't think the kids in Africa, who's hair adorns that "hair-do", would appreciate being made fun of in this game.

GrrSnort

Shouldn't they save this for Drug Movie - the totally hilarious send-off of films such as Requiem for a Dream, Altered States, Trainspotting, Spun, The Basketball Diaries, The Panic in Needle Park, Half Nelson, A Scanner Darkly, Midnight Express and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

"Are you ready to OD from laughter?"

advertised as poetry

Ugh, people need to stop giving these idiots money to make movies. Anyone could write them, they never do anything clever in their movies parody-wise and they have a tendency to steal any clever humor from other sources (Epic Movie's scene where Sam Jackson talks about how he is always screaming for example).

I can't believe anyone with an IQ higher than 20 actually finds these movies funny.

Doomstink

@Emiat: You mean you held do the right arrow and the space bar?

Morphie

@Doomstink

I agree. I remember going to see 'Scary Movie' in the theater and walking out about halfway through. It was the dumbest, most unfunny garbage I'd ever seen, and yet the rest of the audience seemed to love it... I think I may have lost some of my hope for humanity that day.

vyrus

That game was so badly programed I somehow made Amy go completely invisible.

Koolsen

So is Amy Winehouse just famous for being REALLY, really fucking ugly? Or am I missing something here?

MR. FAP★FAP!

Excuse me a moment...

*walks outside*

Aha...aha...ahahaha...HAHAHAHAHA! It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, world!

Mister_CrazyGuy

Offensive...

... to each and everyone that calls himself a Flash programmer..

This lemon is as bad as a licensed flash game gets... Please tell me that the lame-level of licensed games hasn't reached the casual Flash gaming?

Rod_F

i would rather play the game than go see that piece of escrement movie then again i would tather cut my own thumbs off that would just put me in gamer hell than play that game and see that movie.

Milkzhakes

Help her escape? No, she needs to stay the FUCK in rehab.

jello44

Nice update Stu' :) I'm saddened that the UK pop culture cognoscenti will accept this as PR du jour, rather tahn exploitation of a poorly sick misguided little girl :(

seffyroff

@gcZanmato: I'm with you - although I have to say this is the first piece of Amy Winehouse news I've ever seen that wasn't putting a positive spin on her "talent"

thesean

I'm ashamed to say I played this until the second level when I ran out bongs and headbutts and had to resort to slapping Batman and the Hulk I think it was. It took so long that Batman eventually punched Amy's lights out. Hurray.

Pudgey

God I can't stand this woman. Why hasn't anyone written her name down in a certain notebook yet?

gcZanmato

[www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net]

Maddox's parody of these horrible movies says it better than I can: please, please don't watch Disaster Movie so that this series can die already.

I remember how my friend cajoled me into seeing Scary Movie 4. Never again.

topraman517

@topraman517:

Maddox is awesome, I wish he would update more often, I miss his special brand of humor. :(

jello44

@kylo4: why would i get the chair for saving man kind

kommanderk

@Tiger-Fever:
Agreed!

@TRT-X:
Agreed!

@Kazzahdrane:
LOL!

.em.

Disaster Movie just makes me sad...

Remember when spoof movies meant something? And were actually funny? Airplane? Naked Gun? Hot Shots?

Now look at the drivel we're given...truly pathetic...

Chromeo

Hey, Scary Movie 3 and 4 weren't that bad...

But the rest, blaah.

roger9614462

@Jet Set: Thor helps those who help themselves.

WittyUserName

Scary Movie 3&4 where made Zucker. Not by the writers behind the first two films. Date Movie was bad, Epic movie was bad, Super Hero Movie just sucked, Meet The Spartans I did not even try to download and now Disaster Movie.... What is dirving these people? Certainly not sales or creativity.

BY the hammer of Thor somebody stop them of spilling money. PLease send it to the children in Nepal.

Jet Set

Someone needs to put an end to those shitty Genre movies. I'm hoping someone will shoot the creators and writers for those abominations one of these days.

BlackMage66652

@Jeff Paine:
Brilliant! :D

magictroll

The people who make them are geniuses. If you look at them in the light of they know how to take advantage of stupid people for money, and you squint your eyes just right, maybe.

Mavrix

@Jeff Paine: I was gonna say that. *Pouts.*

Zero_Beat