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Ready To Get Up Close With Famicom Lady? How About Dreamcost Woman?
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 5:00 PM on August 18, 2008
A game that lets players love game consoles. Pico Pico, a naughty title from erotic game maker AGE SOFT's sub-brand Phi-age, features controller controlled characters cosplaying as game consoles. As website Hobby Blog points out, there have been loads of amateur drawings of humanised video game consoles, but Pico Pico appears to be the first professional made adult title for the PC to run with this motif. Pico Pico features characters like Famicom-esque Miko, "PLAYSTALLION7" Nana and DS-style Pipi. There's even a "Dreamcost" character! Game's out August 29th in Japan. Screenshots below.
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AlbenoEpiX
Posted 5:34 PM 18/8/08
@Mobus:
LOL.
I think I'll refrain from typing as my mind wanders to ancient history class, threatening to make the association between these artworks and the initiation traditions of Sparta.
AlbenoEpiX
Guild_Navigator
Posted 5:29 PM 18/8/08
This isn't sexist at all ^_^;
Guild_Navigator
Punani
Posted 5:29 PM 18/8/08
Oh you crazy Japanese. The things you come up with... I really do have to wonder sometimes.
Punani
Blazinfire0
Posted 5:28 PM 18/8/08
@Mobus:
Yup Japan likes em loli alright
Blazinfire0
Mobus
Posted 5:26 PM 18/8/08
@AlbenoEpiX: They're flat-chested because they are really, really young.
I'm not joking or anything, they're just young. Not something you'd see here, but that's Japan for ya.
Mobus
Blazinfire0
Posted 5:26 PM 18/8/08
I hope they don't get RRODs monthly. thought I suppose they are all uber young looking so they haven't hit that stage
Blazinfire0
Mobus
Posted 5:25 PM 18/8/08
<3
Mobus
Meldy
Posted 5:24 PM 18/8/08
I like the picture that seems to suggest she's kept in a cupboard in an entertainment centre, when you're not playing with her.
Oh Japan...
Meldy
EmeraldCockroach
Posted 5:21 PM 18/8/08
Does anyone else seriously wonder what this world is coming too?
EmeraldCockroach
Vezroth
Posted 5:20 PM 18/8/08
Seriously. For the love of all that is holy, Japan has really got to take a close look at it's cases of Pedophilia, damn. They all look like 12 year old boys in Skirts... BRIDGET ANYONE!?
Vezroth
GalacticAE
Posted 5:17 PM 18/8/08
It would make more sense for Pipi to be Wii themed.
GalacticAE
SpiritBoy
Posted 5:17 PM 18/8/08
Can't wait to see an English translation.
Who am I kidding, seeing what this game is based around, an English translation will probably come faster than I think.
SpiritBoy
AlbenoEpiX
Posted 5:17 PM 18/8/08
These artists seriously need to switch the measurements for eye size and breast size, talk about flat-chested eyeball babes.
AlbenoEpiX
Simple_Man
Posted 5:14 PM 18/8/08
Can't wait to see Commodore 64-chan.
Simple_Man
NiGHTSSTUDiO
Posted 5:07 PM 18/8/08
So where do I insert my disc to play?
or
Where do I plug in my joystick?
NiGHTSSTUDiO
Mike's Stalker
Posted 5:07 PM 18/8/08
Just like my old NES, I would play her for hours! Oh Japan, you did it again.
Mike's Stalker
yugge_swe
Posted 5:06 PM 18/8/08
A girl named PlaySTALLION? Wouldn't want to see what's under her shirt. XD
yugge_swe
Blazinfire0
Posted 5:58 PM 18/8/08
@Sorwah:
Do you really want your 360 to get RRODs monthly?
Blazinfire0
Vezroth
Posted 5:57 PM 18/8/08
@FatCatLim:
And would need to have an hour-glass figure. But she can't stand up otherwise she will eat the disc and self destruct.
Vezroth
TheLAG
Posted 5:55 PM 18/8/08
CAPITAL!
TheLAG
Channing
Posted 5:53 PM 18/8/08
Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
ヨウジョ、ヨウジョ、つぺったんヨウジョ！
Channing
FatCatLim
Posted 5:47 PM 18/8/08
@Sorwah: She'll probably be a blonde yankee with a Double D cup size.
FatCatLim
Sorwah
Posted 5:43 PM 18/8/08
Any chance of a 360-girl, or would she be too hot to handle?
Sorwah
Vezroth
Posted 5:41 PM 18/8/08
@AlbenoEpiX:
Ah! Ancient greece, where NAMBLA would be welcomed with open arms and would have been considered a REQUIRED part of the society.
Vezroth
BPMΣ
Posted 6:19 PM 18/8/08
I was interested at first (VG system-based girls? Awesome), but then when I saw they were all lolis... I lost interest completely.
Also, I think the Famicom girl's outfit is more akin to a schoolgirl's outfit than a miko's outfit...
BPMΣ
Insomnia Bob
Posted 6:18 PM 18/8/08
You have no idea how grateful I am to Japan for giving me the opportunity to fantasize about raping a PS3.
Insomnia Bob
icepick314
Posted 6:17 PM 18/8/08
i HATE to see what's under the skirt on "Wii" girl...
icepick314
Blazinfire0
Posted 6:13 PM 18/8/08
@itango: It's a gift I assure you
Blazinfire0
itango
Posted 6:12 PM 18/8/08
@Blazinfire0: you win the head tilt in astonished disgust award.
itango
Alex_Mexico
Posted 6:02 PM 18/8/08
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N lv fr th Xbx? ll, gss snc ts Jpn ts nt wrth t.
Alex_Mexico
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 6:37 PM 18/8/08
Nevermind the game, I'm waiting for the HCG
If you don't know what that is, you don't need to. o/
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Muppsatan
Posted 6:32 PM 18/8/08
@Channing
That song also came to mind when seeing these pictures, why must it be so catchy :(
Muppsatan
DrWyrm
Posted 6:29 PM 18/8/08
@BPMΣ:
Pretty sure it's mean to be Miko, as in faMIKOn.
DrWyrm
Blazinfire0
Posted 7:06 PM 18/8/08
@Insomnia Bob:
Teh Wii vs PS3 video should turn you off that
Blazinfire0
Rybo5000
Posted 7:05 PM 18/8/08
Wii Girl Please :D
Rybo5000
BPMΣ
Posted 7:03 PM 18/8/08
@DrWyrm:
Haha, very punny. But, seriously, she looks more like this than this...
BPMΣ
Tietsu
Posted 6:56 PM 18/8/08
Sometimes even I grow concerned with what the human mind can willingly conceptualize into erotica...
Tietsu
blueshoals
Posted 7:29 PM 18/8/08
That is NOT a LADY.
blueshoals
Purple Dave
Posted 7:16 PM 18/8/08
@yugge_swe:
Isn't that the console that only plays The Crying Game?
@Vezroth:
The National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? I don't think they would have cared. Brando wasn't even born way back then...
Purple Dave
SupaPhly
Posted 7:46 PM 18/8/08
Shouldn't the ps3 be obese?
SupaPhly
dowingba
Posted 8:19 PM 18/8/08
Damn eject button always sticking...!
dowingba
psychobaka
Posted 9:10 PM 18/8/08
Too young for my tastes.
psychobaka
TheDoomer
Posted 9:09 PM 18/8/08
It's sad to think that some people have these great talents...yet they just waste it on crap like this.
TheDoomer
Barts
Posted 11:50 PM 18/8/08
@Channing:
+ Watch video
Barts
Terance!
Posted 11:42 PM 18/8/08
Pico!?
Like, the SEGA system!?
Holy Shit! I think I still have mine!
Terance!
PC+Mac Coexist
Posted 12:13 AM 19/8/08
Japan's done it again!
PC+Mac Coexist
kilikafinal
Posted 12:12 AM 19/8/08
time 2 plug and play
kilikafinal
Trygle12
Posted 1:24 AM 19/8/08
No Sega Saturn?! T_T
Trygle12
TempestOblivion
Posted 1:06 AM 19/8/08
Lolis! This is very...relevant to my interests. I sincerely hope someone translates this. :)
TempestOblivion
not_tom_brokaw
Posted 2:10 AM 19/8/08
Am I the only one seeing Playstallion stealing Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid)'s wardrobe?
Also, I approve of famicom-chan's genkiness.
not_tom_brokaw
Placentasaurus
Posted 3:48 AM 19/8/08
Playstallion7? IT"S A TRAP!
Placentasaurus
DrWyrm
Posted 4:05 AM 19/8/08
@BPMΣ:
Well, Miko is that character's name, not a description of what she's wearing.
Kind of like how Judge Reinhold's name is Judge, but he's not an actual judge.
DrWyrm
KristenBal
Posted 5:15 AM 19/8/08
"Touching is good" is the first thing came to my mind when I read about Pipin
so want it now!!!!!
KristenBal
BPMΣ
Posted 5:51 AM 19/8/08
@DrWyrm:
Aha, misunderstood the sentence in the article.
... And are you so sure about Reinhold?
+ Watch video
BPMΣ
grundlesnatch
Posted 11:07 AM 19/8/08
I thought the Famicom was 25 years old, not eight.
grundlesnatch
Sqube
Posted 7:02 AM 20/8/08
To use a turn of phrase from the peculiar argot of our generation that I feel is particularly applicable to the images provided above...
"lolwut?"
Sqube