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Japanese Retailer Teases Xbox 360 Final Fantasy XIII
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 4:00 PM on August 20, 2008
Yes, yes, we know. Square Enix has confirmed Final Fantasy XIII on the PS3 for Japan only. While it's multi-platform in North America and Europe, there's been no official announcement of the Xbox 360 getting that title there. That doesn't stop this Japanese retailer from teasing the possibility of an Xbox 360 version of the game being released. A prophecy of things to come or merely wishful thinking? YOU DECIDE.
No, wait. SQUARE ENIX DECIDES. Hit the jump for a close-up of the store made box art.

The box says in big characters:
"And at last
That game...!?"
Xbox360をプッシュするお店が増え始めたようです [はちま起稿]

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CarbonFalcon
Posted 4:25 PM 20/8/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer:
Europe always gets screwed, doesn't it. I mean, the video game release schedule is pretty much the only reason not to live there. [kinda sarcasm, but there's some truth in my statement, admit it.]
CarbonFalcon
BPMΣ
Posted 4:24 PM 20/8/08
@zkotaku:
No...
IT'S A TRAP!
BPMΣ
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 4:23 PM 20/8/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer:
Not simultaneously with the PS3 version*
LittleBigPlaneteer
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 4:22 PM 20/8/08
As I said in another post, it's definitely coming out there, just not simultaneously with the 360 version.
This is how I see the release schedule:
Japan PS3 version Fall 2009ish
N. American PS3 and 360 version Summer/Fall 2010ish
Japan 360 version Spring 2011
Europe - TBD :P
LittleBigPlaneteer
Ikaru
Posted 4:20 PM 20/8/08
Japanese people dont lie!
....do they?
Ikaru
PsycheE
Posted 4:19 PM 20/8/08
They should release it simultaneously.
There is a strong possibility that consumers in Japan will be tipped once they realize "Well, I do want SO/LR/IU/TV; might as well get a 360 if I get to play FFXIII at the same time as everyone else,
PsycheE
eqhara
Posted 4:19 PM 20/8/08
Online retailers also say a PS3 version of Left4Dead is going to be ready for orders the same day as the 360 one, so at least both sides get to live in a fantasy world for a bit.
eqhara
Static-X
Posted 4:18 PM 20/8/08
It wouldn't surprise me at all. Stranger things have happened. Oh yea, one more thing. Prophecy, not proficy.
Static-X
CarbonFalcon
Posted 4:14 PM 20/8/08
@Lelouch:
But wait, what's this? [kotaku.com]
CarbonFalcon
Lelouch
Posted 4:12 PM 20/8/08
retailer prob just trying to move some of the damn xbox units that has been left in his store since launch
poor guy :(
Lelouch
suya123
Posted 4:09 PM 20/8/08
I bet that retailer's owner REALLY likes the Xbox 360.
suya123
CarbonFalcon
Posted 4:07 PM 20/8/08
Here's to hoping it does come out on the 360 there. It would be really interesting to see what happens when/if Square decides to do so. I mean, hell hath frozen over how many times in the past month? I've seen how many reports of pigs flying? Quick guys, we're running out of euphemisms for crazy things happening!
CarbonFalcon
zkotaku
Posted 4:06 PM 20/8/08
Its a big scam.
zkotaku
You Are My Friend!
Posted 4:05 PM 20/8/08
Japanese are funny. "At at last... that game!?" I'll be all like, "What game!?"
"That game!"
"WHAT GAME!?"
"That.... GAME!"
...
...
...
"What game?"
You Are My Friend!
R3load
Posted 4:05 PM 20/8/08
Ohh it's true, it's damn true :)
R3load
demonknightinuyasha
Posted 4:03 PM 20/8/08
my guess is they come out during the MS presser at tgs at the end lol (that would actually be really dumb, but i wouldn't put it past them)
demonknightinuyasha
guitarzan2k5
Posted 4:50 PM 20/8/08
@Roc-Thul: Son of a gun... Could've sworn I put that one on the list. Its been out for a little while, but its still another big JRPG.
Edit: I can get Tales, Star Ocean, Infinite Undiscovery, Last Remnant, Lost Oddysey AND FFXIII on this console!? Sold!"
guitarzan2k5
phinehas
Posted 4:49 PM 20/8/08
@CarbonFalcon: Actually, I think "... when FF comes to the 360" was a euphemism of its own in the first place.
phinehas
Roc-Thul
Posted 4:46 PM 20/8/08
@guitarzan2k5:
No love for Lost Odyssey? Anyways, that's a funny thing to put on the box. Do the customers get to see this box or did he just make it, take a picture of it, then take it off so as to not confuse customers?
Roc-Thul
BPMΣ
Posted 4:42 PM 20/8/08
@MaloMan:
You don't read before you post, do you?
See here.
BPMΣ
okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
Posted 4:40 PM 20/8/08
I don't know guys... if Tales does very well, It may make Square start thinking.
okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
Guerrilla Mason
Posted 4:36 PM 20/8/08
"That game?" totally reminded me of Arrested Development.
Her?
Guerrilla Mason
PirateThom
Posted 4:35 PM 20/8/08
This is almost as much news worthy as that LittleBigPlanet PC box...
PirateThom
guitarzan2k5
Posted 4:33 PM 20/8/08
Its probably just be a retailer trying to capitalize on the slew of JRPGs coming to the system. "I can get Tales, Star Ocean, Infinite Undiscovery, Last Remnant, AND FFXIII on this console!? Sold!"
Then again, maybe this shopkeeper is some super secret insider, or a closet psychic, or maybe its actually the CEO of Square/Enix in disguise...
guitarzan2k5
MaloMan
Posted 4:29 PM 20/8/08
just another way to get people to buy xbox in japan
this retailer probably had a lot of 360s in their stock, wanted to get rid of them quickly
MaloMan
Tyrannical
Posted 4:27 PM 20/8/08
It might not be profitable for SE to relase a JP 360 FF:XIII, but that doesn't mean MS isn't willing to bankroll it just to stick it to Sony.
Tyrannical
Shinryoma
Posted 4:59 PM 20/8/08
Is that Super Robot Wars I see to the right as a budget title? They deserve it. If they wanted their games to sell more copies they wouldn't of had them region locked.
Shinryoma
CarbonFalcon
Posted 4:58 PM 20/8/08
@CarbonFalcon:
Actually, I may have just come up with at least one:
When WoW comes to consoles.
Ooh, I like this. Next.
When Nintendo stops printing money.
Anyone else care to join in the fun?
CarbonFalcon
SolidSnake1118
Posted 4:57 PM 20/8/08
@guitarzan2k5:
lol have you ever seen "decline of video gaming" lololol square enix
SolidSnake1118
SolidSnake1118
Posted 4:56 PM 20/8/08
man. i wish square would just say that all the 360 exclusives are coming to the ps3. i feel so betrayed, i bought the ps3 for MGS4 and all the square exclusives... i got one, but the other... cmooooooooon
SolidSnake1118
PsycheE
Posted 4:55 PM 20/8/08
@guitarzan2k5: I remember in College, I would whim one of the essay and reworded materials from Britannica/Wikipedia.
You even have a semi-onomatopoeia of my name in there.
PsycheE
CarbonFalcon
Posted 4:52 PM 20/8/08
@phinehas:
But now we're past that point. I need new material, really!
CarbonFalcon
Mundus
Posted 5:34 PM 20/8/08
I think that FFXIII will be timed exclusive in Japan for PS3 only, looking at sales like TOV had, Sqaure Enix cant just ignore there home country.
Mundus
CarbonFalcon
Posted 5:33 PM 20/8/08
@Black-Dog-Howls:
You just used references that went way over my head, yet at the same time, seemed awesome. (I have no idea where those characters are from!)
And backwards computability sounds like an awesome feature anyway.
CarbonFalcon
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 5:27 PM 20/8/08
@Black-Dog-Howls: compatibility... even spell check screwed that one up. Why is computability the first result for misspelling compatibility?
Black-Dog-Howls
guitarzan2k5
Posted 5:25 PM 20/8/08
@CarbonFalcon: How about:
When I can finally play Duke Nukem Forever.
or...
When the Dreamcast 2 comes out.
guitarzan2k5
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 5:25 PM 20/8/08
@CarbonFalcon: Its possible for Nintendo to stop printing money. After all the Wii is a moe character. Moe characters are always replaced at some point.
Here's the breakdown.
Wii = Loli Moe
360 = Yandere
PS3 = Tsundere
Right now, of the three, the Wii is the most popular character in all the rankings. She's getting tons of votes, sales, pictures, etc. etc. However, these types are easily replaced when the next big Moe character comes along. That isn't to say it's a fad, just a part of this cycle.
The 360 was the most popular in the beginning, and introduced first out of all the characters in this harem generation. However, due to early childhood trauma she's prone to break and slowly turning psychotic. She's even taken to completely remaking herself in order to keep our attention.
The PS3 was the last character introduced, and to much hatred. She's hard to get along with, save with the few that loved her since the beginning. She always teased us and berated us. First with $599 pricetag, then with the lack of games, and even further with the removal of backwards computability so that we play with her instead of her older sister. She tries to tell us that she likes us, but it always comes out as, "you idiot! Why are you so fickle? Idiot...get it together. It isn't like I like you gamers..."
Black-Dog-Howls
bobtheduck
Posted 5:24 PM 20/8/08
@PirateThom: I know you're going to be banned for that, but I think change "newsworthy" to "legitimate" and you have a winner.
bobtheduck
Mongoosekun
Posted 5:19 PM 20/8/08
@PsycheE:
The problem with that is they have to port and localize the game for the 360 before they can sell it. I wouldn't be shocked if the 360 version will be English only, and almost expect it.
Mongoosekun
Tomato
Posted 6:02 PM 20/8/08
@Mundus:
I don't know why some people think TOV did well in Japan. 100k for a "mothership" Tales game is underwhalming.
Tomato
bobtheduck
Posted 5:48 PM 20/8/08
@Mundus: If Sony secures FFXIII AND vs as complete exclusives in Japan, they may sell 10x more than MS does with vesperia and Infinite Undiscovery, unless MS keeps pulling out their big guns, and to be honest, after this E3, I don't doubt they will... I expect MS to be dropping some huge bombs at TGS.
bobtheduck
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 6:20 PM 20/8/08
@Tomato: It's called the context of comparative sales.
Given the fact that 360 is the last platform in Japan, a 100k seller is great.
However, if something moved only 100k on DS, PSP, PS2, Wii, it'd be a flop.
Black-Dog-Howls
izzy_k
Posted 6:07 PM 20/8/08
@CarbonFalcon: how about..
when Metal Gear Solid 4 is ported to 360 (on 10 dvds)
or..
when Sony releases Home ...
izzy_k
Fenian
Posted 6:53 PM 20/8/08
@Mundus: you mean square enix can't just ignore the money.
Fenian
97gsx
Posted 6:41 PM 20/8/08
@Black-Dog-Howls: You think Namco is happy with 100k? Their profits are dropping fast and at this rate I doubt they can keep it up.
97gsx
JakeDunn
Posted 7:35 PM 20/8/08
@suya123:
I don't know about Japan but here in the Netherlands you can get a better profit margin for 360 games then for ps3 games (from the distributor).
JakeDunn
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 8:08 PM 20/8/08
@AngelMayLaugh: Yes.
Yes it is.
Black-Dog-Howls
AngelMayLaugh
Posted 7:53 PM 20/8/08
@Black-Dog-Howls: Is it wierd that I understood you perfectly?
AngelMayLaugh
Nelo-Risi
Posted 9:19 PM 20/8/08
Retailers do weird stuff all the time. We should all know this.
I bet that cover is used as a bait. Anybody on the fence on whether to buy a 360 for Tales or not would buy the console instantly by the lure of Final Fantasy.
Seeing as the game is releasing mid-09 at the earliest, this is just cheap promotion. I dont know SE's intentions regarding a Japan version but going from their statement already made, I'd feel really sad for Japanese people buying a 360 and then expecting to play FFXIII on it. Its downright cheating by the retailer.
Nelo-Risi
Black_Ops_19
Posted 9:52 PM 20/8/08
MS Japan spokesperson: "Ahem... Square... we uh... sold a lot of Xbox recently in japan. That's a lot of extra games you could sell. What do ya say?"
~19
Black_Ops_19
Omegasoap
Posted 10:33 PM 20/8/08
lmfao @ all the QQ Sony fanboys.
Seriously, just stop - you're embarrassing those of us that have a PS3
Omegasoap
DissmalScientist
Posted 10:25 PM 20/8/08
I think its wrong to see this as anything but a ploy to sell xbox 360's. Nothing wrong with that, I can see why the stores would do it. But lets not pretend its Word of God that FF13 is coming to xbox 360.
DissmalScientist
Shandy706
Posted 10:24 PM 20/8/08
@Lelouch:
Why would he need to do that when they're already sold out throughout the country?
@izzy_k:
MGS4 was 85gig???!
Shandy706
twinturbo2
Posted 11:25 PM 20/8/08
@Omegasoap: This.
twinturbo2
NewSpecies
Posted 11:25 PM 20/8/08
Pre-emptive marketing. :D
I wouldn't be too shocked if it were announced at the last minute.
NewSpecies
izzy_k
Posted 2:46 AM 21/8/08
@Shandy706: meh i was too lazy to try to calculate. ohh but i forgot to add in the bonus dvd... so perhaps 85gb isn't too far off ?
izzy_k
fenderfuel08
Posted 4:11 AM 21/8/08
@SolidSnake1118: If you bought any of the new consoles for JRPGs you'll be dissapointed regardless of which one you buy. JRPGs are a thing of last generation...there are few of them this generation and in my opinion the ones that are out on the 360 range from average to bad.
Maybe Infinite Undiscovery will be good, but I doubt it will match FFXIII.
fenderfuel08
maraxusofk
Posted 4:05 AM 21/8/08
meh. i know ima get it in the u.s so it doesnt bother me. would be great if the japs had more choices to buy it.
maraxusofk
DARTH_TIGRIS
Posted 6:05 AM 21/8/08
This is a BRILLIANT idea. If retailers use the hope of it coming to the Japanese 360 to sell systems, then the increased sales and install base in Japan will catch S-E's eye as well which COULD lead to it actually being released in Japan.
This is a forward thinking retailer that is trying to shape the future. I like that.
DARTH_TIGRIS
DespisedMC
Posted 6:26 AM 21/8/08
F*** YEA! IN YO FACE SONY!!!! PS2 was better anyways
DespisedMC
ikagah
Posted 6:56 AM 21/8/08
@DARTH_TIGRIS: If the way 360s are selling after 'tales' came out was any indictation, they'd be stupid not to release it.
ikagah
jackydoe
Posted 7:11 AM 21/8/08
I actually think it would hit the JP 360, though 6 to 12 months later than the JP PS3 version depending on whenever the 360 port gets finished. I mean, Squeenix would be stupid not to bring a 360 port to JP (just like how Namco Bandai would have been stupid not to bring Eternal Sonata PS3 port to the U.S.; most of the localization was already done!). Sure, it may not sell as much as the PS3 version (probably nowhere near as much with the huge delay) but it will make them some extra dough, something they'll need.
jackydoe
DARTH_TIGRIS
Posted 8:44 AM 21/8/08
@ikagah:
Yeah, you'd think. But it wouldn't be exclusive (see Dynasty Warriors PS3 vs. 360 sales in Japan), it would be HIGHLY unlikely they could have it ready simultaneously (which wouldn't be great for sales) AND it does take resources to put a localized version together for Japan. So its not an easy decision exactly.
DARTH_TIGRIS
Maxt
Posted 7:37 PM 20/8/08
It will come to Japan at some point,it would be funny if it gets announced at TGS.
Maxt
Real Serious Assassin
Posted 4:20 PM 20/8/08
:O
Now let's see him teasing the PS3 FFXIII cover.
Real Serious Assassin
Haddock
Posted 4:57 PM 20/8/08
This was actually quite funny. I guess they'll have to import. Oh, the irony.
Haddock