real time strategy
Don't Worry, Red Alert Fans, Jenny McCarthy Is Apparently A 'Badass' Tanya
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 7:00 AM on August 26, 2008
The announcement of Jenny McCarthy as Tanya in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 may have drawn a "uergh" or two from fans of the series. "She's no fucking Kari Wührer", some said, which... well, we're not sure if that's a compliment or an insult. But the guys at EA sure like Jenny.
Chris Corey, executive producer for Red Alert 3, says that McCarthy is a "badarse" Tanya, that's she's more than capable to tackle the role of the special ops commando. After co-piloting a two-player coop demo of the PC version of the real-time strategy game, Corey tried to allay fan fears that the former Playboy Playmate wasn't ready to fill the tank top. Corey sounded pretty enthused to have her on board.
Hey, if they're happy, I'm happy.

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Revrant
Posted September 17, 2008 9:35 AM
waywardchemist: When Jenny has never been in anything good her *entire* career, what kind of crap defense is that?
Acting isn't what bothers me, they're just picking her because she's the sluttiest looking star they could find, curly over-sprayed blonde hair, tons of make-up, overshadowing of the eyes, deep tan, this is just to appeal to horny teenagers. An actor being campy is one thing, insulting my intelligence is another, I'm supposed to believe she's a gritty badass commando when she looks fresh off a porn shoot? Yeah, right, and I hope it's just a Codename, because obviously Tanya didn't turn into a blonde porn star overnight.
kovac
Posted 10:40 PM 25/8/08
uergh is right.
Couldnt they have picked an actress with some level of acting ability?
Previous actors with C&C havent been oscar winners but they have been miles ahead of a playboy playmate.
Jenny is just kind of... uergh
kovac
Chadders
Posted 6:58 AM 26/8/08
I don't mind her as a person to look at if I'm honest, but this is not the context for her to appear in. As I said before, this is the C&C game the Wayan Bros. would have made.
I don't want camp from my RTS games! I want it like Red Alert 1 again! Where I truly feared the soviets were coming to take Britain, and the unit were believable! (Well, apart from the tesla coil... but just that! Not an effing Eiffel Tesla Tower!)
Chadders
heretrix
Posted 11:34 PM 25/8/08
They should've had six from BSG as the new Tanya. I would have even preferred the chick that played Starbuck to J.M.
They have at least shown they could play a chick that can kick some ass. But ok. I love the rest of the cast so I'm willing to give her a chance.
heretrix
dirtybacon
Posted 11:17 PM 25/8/08
I think she'll do alright... and I would prefer to look at her ;)
dirtybacon
SubKamran
Posted 12:24 AM 26/8/08
Yah I am in the beta and I can tell you if you didn't like C&C 3 you won't like RA3. I was disappointed as a die-hard pre-Generals C&C.
I think it's a bit better than C&C 3, being more Red Alerty than C&C 3 was Tiberiany. SP might prove to be a decent game but I won't touch multiplayer.
Still, it ain't no Red Alert 2.
SubKamran
Jonny_eh
Posted 4:52 AM 26/8/08
I can't even look at here, considering she's partly responsible for the latest increase in measles in the US.
Jonny_eh
El-Suave
Posted 7:11 AM 26/8/08
I don't know if the casting and portrayal of Tanya is the right place to ask for this, but I wish developers would stop using the words "cool" and "badass" as a selling point and justification of their decisions.
El-Suave
mva5580
Posted 7:10 AM 26/8/08
Jenny McCarthy can be whatever they want her to be.
And on a positive note she seems to actually be a good person as well. There are a lot of positive stories regarding her and her child, as well as the influence Jim Carey has been on the kids life.
mva5580
sir_carrot
Posted 7:09 AM 26/8/08
She was awesome in Baseketball.
A little different, but.
Okay. I'll admit it. I'm not much of a C&C fan so I'm not very concerned either way.
sir_carrot
GummyTumor
Posted 7:09 AM 26/8/08
I could care less about C&C, but I love a woman who can laugh at a good fart joke.
GummyTumor
VladMalice
Posted 7:06 AM 26/8/08
Her sister just got married here in Colorado to St. Louis Blues hockey player Dan Hinote.
I have been a Blues fan forever.
Anywho on topic...
The McCarthy's seem like cool people. It don't matter to me if she is Tanya or not
VladMalice
Aye Mak Sicur
Posted 7:01 AM 26/8/08
If you're looking for good acting in a Command and Conquer game, then allow me to be the first to welcome you to the series!
Aye Mak Sicur
FrigidAir44
Posted 7:34 AM 26/8/08
Jenny McCarthy is a fine actor in her own right. She had a show called "The Jenny McCarthy Show" which was pretty damn funny. Then she left that and went to NBC to do the show "Jenny" which I recalled sucked.
If you can find some sketches on you tube check em out. Don't discount her because she has large boobs.
FrigidAir44
Trystero
Posted 7:33 AM 26/8/08
Let us take this moment to remember the original Tanya. You know, the rather petite one who had a gruff "commando" voice in-game?
Were people upset that she was replaced? No. I don't ask a lot from my C&C games.
Though, to be fair, I would have liked to have seen her as a brunette...for consistencies sake. But it's an alternate time line, so it all works out. Maybe she went blond on a coin flip?
Trystero
Silent Predator
Posted 7:27 AM 26/8/08
People getting upset about Jenny's role in RA3 need to relax and stop taking it so seriously. The most recent thing I saw her in was a cameo on Two and a Half Men where she seemed alright to me. She'll have fun with the role. It'll be enjoyable.
Silent Predator
jeangrae
Posted 7:27 AM 26/8/08
She was good on Singled Out. I've seen interviews where she was pretty funny. Whatever she does, it can't possibly be worse than Chaos Wars: [www.kotaku.com.au]
jeangrae
triplehelix1919
Posted 7:26 AM 26/8/08
its okay, they can airbrush her imperfections in the game too.
triplehelix1919
CCCombobreaker
Posted 7:20 AM 26/8/08
@kovac:
In Jenna's defense, she could do well in the game. Kari wuhrer is maybe one step up from a playmate. She does(or did) softcore porn.
CCCombobreaker
Orionsaint
Posted 7:20 AM 26/8/08
Kari Wuhrer left Red Alert to be on Stargate Atlantis. I don't blame her. Video Game role or TV series role? Hmm hehe.
Orionsaint
PsycheE
Posted 7:18 AM 26/8/08
According to a recent survey, 20% of females barter using their bodies. Mr. Corey is unncessarily defending his star which causes more eyebrows to raise.
Who knows, she might give a Brando like performance.
PsycheE
Orionsaint
Posted 7:18 AM 26/8/08
Kari Wuhrer is 41! Not that anything is wrong with that. It's just shocking because she looks like she's in her 20's! God bless her.
Orionsaint
waywardchemist
Posted 7:16 AM 26/8/08
@McWhertor: Hey, Kari Wührer was great in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" and... ummm... "The Crossing Guard." And her seasons of Sliders didn't totally suck... and I think I am out of good things to say about her acting ability/choice of roles. Let me check imdb. Yep, that appears to be it.
waywardchemist
KaliKOtt
Posted 7:14 AM 26/8/08
@SubKamran: Doesn't sound promosing to me =(
goddamit EA not again!!!!!!!!!!!!
KaliKOtt
Log1c
Posted 7:13 AM 26/8/08
STOP THE PRESSES! Someone wants good acting in a C&C Game?
Get out. Seriously, leave the thread. No more posting here for you, that is not even close to the intention of the cutscenes.
I realize it is EA now, but Westwood never really took them seriously through ANY of their games, Dune through C&C.
Log1c
InfernoT
Posted 7:13 AM 26/8/08
The worse the acting the better the cutscene for the Red Alert series, that's what made RA2 so great for me.
InfernoT
tshack
Posted 7:13 AM 26/8/08
"But the guys at EA sure like Jenny."
Well no shit.
tshack
dyl604
Posted 7:58 AM 26/8/08
I'm not overly concerned at who plays Tanya. I'm sure Jenny McCarthy can bring the camp and a lot of scenery chewing to the role. As for continuity, I figured Tanya is just a codename for a super elite female commando, much like how the James Bond moniker works for British super spies.
I'm more interested in the gameplay mechanics of the character. I understand this version of Tanya will be decked out with a "time belt." It sounds like they are doing away with the chrono legionnaire/chrono commando and only having the Tanya unit be able to time shift. This makes me a little sad because I loved those chrono units.
I remember turning around the course of a battle in multiplayer by sending in a single chrono commando to decimate my opponent's base when he marched all his forces in a final blitz on my base. (I was really hurting at that point.) He couldn't understand why he suddenly lost satellite view, all his aircraft were crashing and his build queue options were dropping like flies. Unfortunately he had just enough units left over to overtake my base and one MCV that he moved out the second he realized what was going on. Still, I have fond memories of almost winning against a vastly superior RTS player with a single unit.
dyl604
flukielukie
Posted 7:57 AM 26/8/08
Heh.. I love Command and Conquer games.
They are so cool
flukielukie
cowondinosaur
Posted 7:47 AM 26/8/08
@heretrix: No, they probably couldn't. Katee Sackoff is kind of a hot item right now and probably wouldn't have the time. Same with Helfer.
cowondinosaur
pandafresh
Posted 7:45 AM 26/8/08
im glad i dont like this series, it looks really, really dumb, and not the fun kinda dumb.
pandafresh
chucklebuck
Posted 7:43 AM 26/8/08
@FrigidAir44:
To this day, I still crack up at the one where she plays some teenage kid's dad, and the kid's friend keeps going on and on about how hot the kid's dad is. Juvenile and hilarious. I think she really had something with that show. But yeah, not so much with the sitcom.
chucklebuck
remixnzza
Posted 7:43 AM 26/8/08
@FrigidAir44: The large boobs are the only reason that we HAVEN'T discounted her
remixnzza
Tyber_Zann
Posted 7:41 AM 26/8/08
Where the hell did this news come from? I had no idea she'd be the new Tanya...blasphemy.
Bring back Kari Wuhrer! I don't care how old she is. She's a goddamn cougar that could teach all of us commenters a thing or two.
Tyber_Zann
TheTimeisback
Posted 7:10 AM 26/8/08
How would Teal'c say it: Indeed.
TheTimeisback
Command-Q
Posted 7:09 AM 26/8/08
Kari Wuhrer was my second-favorite "Remote Control" hostess.
Command-Q
FrigidAir44
Posted 8:05 AM 26/8/08
@remixnzza: Feel free to elaborate. I love responses that try to shut down my point but don't explain why.
Oh I forgot Singled Out. That show was funny too and it was all her. Then Carmen Electra took her role when she left and it sucked.
FrigidAir44
PlasmaMachine
Posted 8:47 AM 26/8/08
@Gouki4u
Exactly. I'm amazed people are actually upset over this.
PlasmaMachine
kimsama
Posted 8:43 AM 26/8/08
As long as the in-game Tanya still says classics like "Cha-ching!" I think it'll be ok.
kimsama
Gouki4u
Posted 8:33 AM 26/8/08
God help her if she doesn't have the acting chops for a C&C game. He he he hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wow. I couldn't say it with a straight face.
Gouki4u
Fauxe
Posted 9:12 AM 26/8/08
Im only disappointed with what the cut scenes are gonna look like now :D But the game, ive always loved C&C no matter how ridiculous the units have become.
But as my motto goes "Tanya is and must be a brunette" is long gone
Fauxe
antisniper
Posted 8:54 AM 26/8/08
I wonder why people are complaining that RA3 is going to be camp. If you think about it, Westwood designed RA2 and it was camp. Eiffel Tower Tesla Coil? Sonic Dolphins? Bomb Dropping Blimps?
And besides, Jenny McCarthy is only going to appear in cutscenes and what I'm more interested in is how EA implements her as a unit. C4 Tanks anyone?
antisniper
DugDawg
Posted 8:53 AM 26/8/08
@Jonny_eh: I can see it now, Tanya runs around impervious to bullets, but gets taken down by a bad case of measles.
Dear Jenny, I don't mind you being Tanya, that's fine, but please leave public health to the people with medical degrees.
DugDawg
Nik in NOLA
Posted 9:37 AM 26/8/08
@kovac:
Actually, they did have an Emmy winner once. James Earl Jones in Tiberian Sun.
Nik in NOLA
nonbreakingspace
Posted 9:17 AM 26/8/08
Putting an "actress" like this into the FMV's for the game can only mean one thing, there's going to be an R-18 version.
Seriously, why else would they use someone like this if not for some boob action??
That said, i'd prefer the PG-13 version with Kari Wührer.
Boo-urns to Jenny. Boo-urns.
nonbreakingspace
PipTheLip
Posted 10:01 AM 26/8/08
@Silent Predator: Yeah, she was in a couple of episodes in the past season of Two and Half Men and was pretty good. Her character conned Charlie into marrying her and giving her $50k!
Jim Carrey and her are a couple.
PipTheLip
GreyFoxV1
Posted 9:49 AM 26/8/08
"...that's she's more than capable to tackle the role of the special ops commando."
AHAHAHAHAHA! This is C&C we're talking about here guys! Acting ability has never been more important then over the top cheese and crazy cameos.
This ain't World in Conflict where the story and character matter!
GreyFoxV1
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 10:33 AM 26/8/08
Is it just me or does McCarthy looked aged in that photo?
Kari Wuhrer would have made a nice return. I mean she played a damn good captain in Sliders. Man, I miss that show.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
kylo4
Posted 11:38 AM 26/8/08
@Jonny_eh: I agree with you, I can't stand Jenny McCarthy. Her son is not Autistic, I have done enough research and enough looking into her story to know this (I also come from a family in the medical field) and she has just been using her son's story to garner press for herself because she has a fading career as a Playboy bunny and no one cares about her anymore. She turned the whole story into "Well I only posed for the Playboy pictures to support my son..." Which in addition to being complete BS, is just sad on a moral level. She goes around saying that vaccinations can cause Autism when (If I remember correctly) three of the original five Doctors who purported that theory have since removed their names from it and disowned it. It has been proven false as it is a genetic disorder, and yet it pisses me off (and you have no idea what real Autistics think of her. If you think I'm bad, you should see what they think).
What does this have to do with the game? Not much, although I dislike her enough to not even play the game because she's in it.
kylo4
Majpain007
Posted 11:31 AM 26/8/08
I thought she was good in that 2 and a half men episode. Man she was hot.
Majpain007
Mommar
Posted 11:24 AM 26/8/08
@Trowble (XBL/PSN):
1. She's older now... in her 40's I believe.
2. Her child has a debilitating disease that has taken a toll on her.
Really, the acting won't suffer. But Kari was shorter and a brunette. That's about the only thing I could whine about, if I felt like it, which I'm not.
@nonbreakingspace:
Kari has done plenty of nudity in her day.
Mommar
DrSteinman
Posted 12:35 PM 26/8/08
This will only go over well if she must strip in a scene where her clothes get lit on fire. Then NOBODY would dare complain... and then it would also get an M rating...
Nah EA likes money too much
DrSteinman
invisobelt
Posted 12:53 PM 26/8/08
I think you may have understood them. They didn't say she was a "badass Tanya", they say she was "bad as Tanya".
invisobelt
Neostorm
Posted 1:27 PM 26/8/08
@invisobelt: but bad is good right?
Neostorm
mergedwarrior
Posted 1:26 PM 26/8/08
Is anybody else incredibly annoyed with the ally logo stitched to her shirt? Quite honestly it keeps distracting me from her boobs.
mergedwarrior
Atheist Jew
Posted 3:03 PM 26/8/08
"She's no fucking Kari Wührer," some said, which... well, we're not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
Some said? I said. And it wasn't really an insult or a compliment, more a statement of fact. Jenny is not as hot as Kari Wührer, and, well, she's blond. Tanya's never been blond! I really don't have a problem with Jenny playing the role but I was so hoping to see Kari get back in that two-sizes-too-small tanktop.
Atheist Jew
questworld
Posted 3:28 PM 26/8/08
I'm sure she'll do fine. But that said, she does seem like unusual choice. Although to be fair, I don't think Kari Wührer was such a suitable choice either. Neither actress looks right to play this soldier, but that's more from a aesthetics and believability perspective.
questworld
smoke731mcb
Posted 5:59 PM 26/8/08
shes proven herself multiple times in comedic and dramatic acting. I think she'll do excellent.
smoke731mcb
Soldier_CLE
Posted 7:53 PM 26/8/08
@Atheist Jew: I must agree.
I too, will go against the grain with a number of posters on here, since I also think that Kari's done a PHENOMENAL job on the C&C series.
I will also tell you that it's THE ONLY EA Series game that I play! While I don't buy them, I'm often gifted RTSs for my birthday; which I admit also accounts for alot of my time passed when I have nothing to do. (I've been gifted RTSs since '95)
While some people state Kari Wührer's campy in her role, I'd argue that THAT IS PART OF HER APPEAL. She doesn't seem to take herself seriously, is still hot AT ANY AGE that she portrayed the role, and seems to get the C&C series. For that matter, I also miss Christopher Walken in the C&C series.
Kari, at this point, is like a mainstaple of the Red Alert series, and I think that in some ways, some of the Red Alert fans will be disappointed to see her NOT there.
My suggestion? At least promote her to some sort of sexy "CG -Commanding General", and place her in cutscenes on the battlefield for Co-Op missions. For that matter, make Jenny Kari's lackey to be pawned off to the player. That would make more sense to me, and also a reasonable means to explain a promotion.
Alternative Suggestion: Kari in an add-on expansion, to appease the fans.
Soldier_CLE
Placentasaurus
Posted 4:32 AM 27/8/08
Uergh is right, that woman is ugly. Nasty fake models need to get out of my ridiculous live action cutscenes.
Placentasaurus
Ed_209
Posted 9:42 AM 27/8/08
This game is going to be like watching a porno without the sex scenes.
Ed_209