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DS Half Elf Tentacle Assault Game STOPPED!
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 4:00 PM on August 13, 2008
This winter, doujin circle Team-DSX planned to release DS title Half Elf Tentacle Assault at Comic Market. The self-made game's entirely homebrew and certainly does not have the Nintendo Seal of Quality — and never will!
However, the Comic Market preparation committee has cancelled Team-DSX's registration, meaning that the circle won't be allowed to sell their DS game. There's no word whether Nintendo was behind this, but the facts that the R4 cartridge was on the Half Elf Tentacle Assault poster and that Team-DSX seemed to be selling the R4. (Nintendo has taken legal action against the R4 in Japan.)
Team-DSX originally planned to sell Half Elf Tentacle Assault in Akihabara as well. However, the doujin circle's website is currently blank. Hit the jump for a pixelated version of the game's flier.
Half Elf tentacle rape DS stopped before release [Canned Dogs]
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Dave Silva
Posted 4:25 PM 13/8/08
They can still sell the game in a CD-Rom, just let them put it in their own R4 cart.
Sure, it's going to be pirated to hell, but most everything in those comic conventions hits the internet five minutes after some otaku gets his grubby, sweaty hands on it anyway.
Dave Silva
Simple_Man
Posted 4:21 PM 13/8/08
There goes everything that was good or decent in this world. I weep for our lost innocence.
Simple_Man
LowerHouseMember
Posted 4:21 PM 13/8/08
God damn it
LowerHouseMember
Captain_Goober
Posted 4:14 PM 13/8/08
Pixelation? Where's mah Kotaku fish to blur out the inappropriate parts?
Captain_Goober
MysidianMan
Posted 4:13 PM 13/8/08
That gold stylus/DS combo looks pretty snazzy though, you gotta admit.
MysidianMan
Shykin
Posted 4:12 PM 13/8/08
@Kai200X: Yeah! It'd be way better on the Wii!
Shykin
Kai200X
Posted 4:10 PM 13/8/08
They should know better to release this game on DS.
Kai200X
m0re
Posted 4:08 PM 13/8/08
lol i never understood the point of tentacles..
m0re
Suda51
Posted 4:07 PM 13/8/08
@Suda51: Graw, too*
Suda51
Suda51
Posted 4:06 PM 13/8/08
@Wolfers: I agree, I find the censor's on this art disgusting to!
Suda51
MattB
Posted 4:05 PM 13/8/08
I had been wanting to pick this up for the lulz but noticed their website was blank a few days ago. Hope they find some way of actually releasing it.
MattB
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Posted 4:05 PM 13/8/08
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: there's always next time.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
Posted 4:04 PM 13/8/08
All my hopes and dreams! CRUSHED!
err, I mean uhh, BAN THIS SICK FILTH WOO...
Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
Wolfers
Posted 4:03 PM 13/8/08
That's just gross.
Wolfers
Dejanus
Posted 4:03 PM 13/8/08
What will we do without this pinnacle of modern art?!?
Dejanus
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Posted 4:03 PM 13/8/08
Brian Ashcraft: Lord of Tentacles.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Shykin
Posted 4:03 PM 13/8/08
Thank you Nintendo for not being total hypocrites.
Shykin
Suda51
Posted 4:03 PM 13/8/08
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. There goes my fun, I hope they at least release it on the net.
Suda51
DontTouchMyDaughterYouFilthyGaijin
Posted 4:47 PM 13/8/08
this is bullshit. lets get the petition going! nintendo wants us to SMILE and the only thing thats gonna make me is half elf tentacle assault!
deedlit is the sexiest elf ever, btw.ROLW FTW.
DontTouchMyDaughterYouFilthyGaijin
HomerSapien
Posted 4:44 PM 13/8/08
This is horrible news...
To the petition sites!
HomerSapien
m0re
Posted 4:40 PM 13/8/08
@NeVeRMoRe666: I believe Simple_Man was referring to the fact that the tentacles have to resort to raping HALF elves now, rather than the 100% genuine organic elves they were used to..
m0re
Black-Dog-Howls
Posted 4:38 PM 13/8/08
They should have made it about pretty boys.
Yaoi fangirls would march on Nintendo headquarters.
Black-Dog-Howls
Rauzaruke
Posted 4:37 PM 13/8/08
@m0re:
Tentacles can do everything you can do to a women...but it can do it better.
Rauzaruke
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 4:34 PM 13/8/08
@Simple_Man: I know EH? NOW WHERE am I going to get my tentacles-elf-hentai fix if not on my DS?!?
NeVeRMoRe666
maraxusofk
Posted 4:32 PM 13/8/08
nooooooooo i wanted to play this on my morning commute everyday and spread the love on the bus!
maraxusofk
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 4:27 PM 13/8/08
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
@m0re: There really isn't a point...they're just tentacles, and they rape elves...I don't know how I could describe or clarify it better than that...sorry...
NeVeRMoRe666
OddyKnocky
Posted 5:04 PM 13/8/08
@Rauzaruke:
Also they can be all sorts of different colours and shit, for a truly psychadelic hentai rape experience.
OddyKnocky
Baka_Survivor
Posted 4:59 PM 13/8/08
Meh. I've been watching scat porn on my PSP for years now.
Baka_Survivor
surft
Posted 5:35 PM 13/8/08
meh, I'd rather eat tentacles
surft
Dorikin
Posted 6:01 PM 13/8/08
I'm very aroused.
Dorikin
sir_carrot
Posted 6:24 PM 13/8/08
But teen rated tentacle action is still cool.
OH COME ON NINTENDO, ENOUGH WITH THE TEASING.
Just admit it, you like animated porn just as much as the next guy.
sir_carrot
TheLAG
Posted 6:23 PM 13/8/08
What horrible heinous content.
We should distribute this to everyone so they may see how terrible it is, so this may never be done again.
I'll even volunteer to get the first copy.
TheLAG
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 6:17 PM 13/8/08
Nintendo may be very powerful, and have lots of money...
But they are walking on thin ice there.
Stopping a tentacle elf rape game in Japan? They better be very very careful...
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Suda51
Posted 6:48 PM 13/8/08
@sir_carrot: That isn't the problem though. This is a homebrew game, meaning to play it you need a flash cart, mind you there are legal ones that can't run commercial roms, but when you sell it with the R4, that makes Nintendo mad.
Suda51
Ken
Posted 7:12 PM 13/8/08
@Baka_Survivor: Oooh... :(
Lol, thanks for the laugh before work.
Geez I cannot even imagine the controls for this game...
...
...
Wait I just did,... another shower for me. So Dirty.
Ken
Shiryu
Posted 7:56 PM 13/8/08
Depixelisation... ruining my mornings since 1997 (that when I first got internet).
Shiryu
Hellreject
Posted 8:54 PM 13/8/08
Aaaw, and here I had hoped that finally I could grab a decent game for the DS. Oh well, better wait for the next elf-porn-tentacle-thingy. Some day it will come.
Hellreject
Llost
Posted 9:14 PM 13/8/08
Maybe if they made more consensual sex games (like those dating sims) it wouldn't get banned. Raping elfs with tentacles seems like they wanted it banned.
Llost
Mr.Monkey
Posted 9:48 PM 13/8/08
@Llost: READ the article, its a indy game, can only be played via *R4*, is reason why its not out...
Mr.Monkey
Angryrider
Posted 10:06 PM 13/8/08
There are DS emulators... What's going to stop these freaks from getting it on?
Angryrider
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 10:01 PM 13/8/08
@Llost: Yeaaa...but then what's the point you know...? Well...no...no..I guess you probably don't.
NeVeRMoRe666
demonknightinuyasha
Posted 10:18 PM 13/8/08
awww man now i'm gonna have to go back to doing tentacle rape the old fashion way.....
demonknightinuyasha
BlackMage66652
Posted 10:50 PM 13/8/08
It's a sad sign of the times when you can't get your Tentacle Rape games on the road with you. It's a damned shame.
BlackMage66652
Para
Posted 11:27 PM 13/8/08
A damn shame indeed.
Para
Lone-Gun
Posted 11:38 PM 13/8/08
Oh man there goes my tentacle fix for the month. I guess ill just go pushing people into the octopus tank at the aquarium like I used to!
Lone-Gun
balls
Posted 12:31 AM 14/8/08
slightly more disturbing than the half dwarf testicle rape game that was passed over as well
balls
Tehman
Posted 12:01 AM 14/8/08
I think that's the most blurred out images I've ever seen on a single picture.... Wow...
Tehman
Lyner
Posted 1:12 AM 14/8/08
Awww, no more tentacles. :(
Lyner
dead_red_eyes
Posted 4:03 AM 14/8/08
Damnit!!!!!
dead_red_eyes
Zero_Beat
Posted 5:46 AM 14/8/08
Luke Skywalker: What is it?
Obi-wan: It's as though a million voices cried out, and then quietly wept.
Zero_Beat
twinturbo2
Posted 9:47 AM 14/8/08
Someone will leak this out into the Internet somehow. Count on it.
twinturbo2
Trygle12
Posted 2:21 PM 14/8/08
My avatar is perfect for this game!
Although an eroge for the DS would be awesome material for pranks on pirates via the net.
Trygle12
Posted 9:20 PM 14/8/08
@Shykin: How's that hypocrite? I don't recall Nintendo saying they like the R4 or anything like that. In fact, they've never been tolerant towards unofficial games for any of their systems. Which is a good thing because their approved games have at least some quality standard. Well, most of the time. I'm still baffled that they let Superman 64 slip through.
sandal-hat17
Posted 8:31 AM 15/8/08
@: Yes indeed. Superman 64 was far more terrifying and disgusting than this game. At least Half Elf Tentacle Assault doesn't rape your eyeballs and eardrums.
sandal-hat17
Arashinonatsu
Posted 10:31 AM 15/8/08
That's a shame. Perhaps Team-DSX would've had better luck if the game were Half Elf Tentacle Consensual Relations.
Arashinonatsu