first person shooter
Meet the Cow
Posted by Owen Good at 9:00 AM on August 11, 2008
I swear, I swear that I am not a mole for Valve. I know I post well more than my share of Team Fortress 2 shit, but they keep making it, and I keep laughing, and I'ma keep posting it. Machinima.org has been doing awesome "Meet the ..." sendups of the inanimate objects in TF2, and this one looks at the 2Fort Cow. The ending is cow-meets-Cloverfield amazing and makes me want to hit myself in the face with a shovel.
Meet the Cow [machinima.com, via Ubercharged.net]

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Firemane
Posted 9:26 AM 11/8/08
@Chewbenator:
But Meet The Cake! is the worst ever.
Firemane
GustavB
Posted 9:25 AM 11/8/08
Hahahahahaha!
The ending... Oh my god, I'm still laughing.
GustavB
Numerous
Posted 9:23 AM 11/8/08
I have no idea what the hell just happened, but I think I liked it.
Numerous
RageKage
Posted 9:23 AM 11/8/08
They used the close-up sounds from Kung Pow, and I'm the only one whose seen the movie :(
RageKage
Gambia
Posted 9:22 AM 11/8/08
Crudely Painted, Not-so-funny, Plywood Cut-out Folk Art.
Crudely Painted, Not-so-funny, Plywood Cut-out Folk Art.
Gambia
sh0v0r
Posted 9:21 AM 11/8/08
I don't get it?
sh0v0r
supremesonic
Posted 9:20 AM 11/8/08
I am not ashamed to admit this video was a-moo-sing.
...I'll go and stand in the corner now.
supremesonic
JayD16
Posted 9:19 AM 11/8/08
They missed a perfect Jurassic Park reference.
*Sniper lines up a shot on the cow.
*Cow pops up next to sniper
"Clever girl!"
*gun shots
JayD16
AggroRhodes
Posted 9:18 AM 11/8/08
i love that site <3
AggroRhodes
Roller
Posted 9:17 AM 11/8/08
Don't you mean war of the worlds?
Roller
kumuasata
Posted 9:17 AM 11/8/08
Meet the Bull Confirmed.
kumuasata
islandknight
Posted 9:13 AM 11/8/08
lmao thats so awesome
islandknight
hrabbit
Posted 9:12 AM 11/8/08
wth O_o that was very odd....
hrabbit
sander_dutch
Posted 9:11 AM 11/8/08
Meet the cow was long due...
It's my favourite class
sander_dutch
Br00klyn-Grenade
Posted 9:09 AM 11/8/08
Best class ever!
Br00klyn-Grenade
Chewbenator
Posted 9:05 AM 11/8/08
Meet the dispenser is also good, along with meet the train.
Chewbenator
BillyTheRatKing
Posted 9:05 AM 11/8/08
TF2 players are awesome, love the Austin Powers music too.
BillyTheRatKing
digamma
Posted 9:04 AM 11/8/08
I've already met him. He lacks substance.
digamma
TuxBobble
Posted 9:52 AM 11/8/08
See I dunno, I don't really find that very funny...
TuxBobble
Fry
Posted 9:49 AM 11/8/08
Crudely-painted not-so-funny plywood cut-out folk art?
Fry
trogam
Posted 9:47 AM 11/8/08
I wonder if a medics uber could stand up to that Cow-Laser...
Oh, and this video is the funniest thing I've seen a while.
trogam
spaz33
Posted 9:45 AM 11/8/08
ending was EPIC!!!!!
spaz33
FeatherNET
Posted 9:43 AM 11/8/08
UNBALANCED! I demand a nerf.
FeatherNET
Tittery
Posted 9:43 AM 11/8/08
That was phantastic and fenomenal. Err... whatever, I loved it.
Tittery
Littlefields
Posted 9:42 AM 11/8/08
@Chewbenator:
The train is soooo overused.
Littlefields
Handbanana37
Posted 9:40 AM 11/8/08
I love the Kung Pow reference.
Handbanana37
Shiryu
Posted 9:36 AM 11/8/08
The Cowpocalipse written in the scriptures is true! /o\
Shiryu
mrdietsoda
Posted 9:33 AM 11/8/08
I thought it was funny. The laser-eyed giant cow was amazing.
mrdietsoda
Crippl3
Posted 9:33 AM 11/8/08
@RageKage: No you aren't :)
Crippl3
JesseLacey
Posted 10:20 AM 11/8/08
Ive had the orange box for ever now and never tried this game...hrm
JesseLacey
user.error: like jesus christ on acid
Posted 10:18 AM 11/8/08
What the hell was that song at the end?
user.error: like jesus christ on acid
Suda51
Posted 10:15 AM 11/8/08
This is refreshing to see, even though I just got through playing TF2. Although, it was just because of stupid system lag spikes, not that I didn't want to play more :(
Suda51
JoRo1986
Posted 10:15 AM 11/8/08
@Amun-Ra: Yeah, I thought it was pretty stupid, but meh...
JoRo1986
ShaggE
Posted 10:07 AM 11/8/08
@RageKage: I beg to differ. Loved that movie. :D
@sh0v0r: There's this game called "Team Fortress 2" which has taken the "inter-net" by storm. Every once in a while, "Valve", the creators of said game, releases a "video" about one of the "characters". This is a "parody" of the aforementioned videos.
ShaggE
Amun-Ra
Posted 10:02 AM 11/8/08
That was the dumbest thing I've seen all week. Can't believe you enjoyed it, but each his own.
Amun-Ra
mcscan
Posted 9:58 AM 11/8/08
gotta love Moochinima.
too soon?
mcscan
Quilt
Posted 10:42 AM 11/8/08
Is there anything not great about Team Fortress 2? Even the machinima's are fantastic.
Quilt
Suda51
Posted 10:37 AM 11/8/08
@JesseLacey: WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKKK!!! Seriously, this game alone warrants the box's price tag. Do yourself a favor, make you love yourself again, and make us forgive you, go play this game right now.
Suda51
BossMonk
Posted 10:37 AM 11/8/08
@user.error: like jesus christ on acid:
Song at the end was Kirby theme, usually heard on the Kirby Dreamland stages in Super Smash Brothers
BossMonk
laio
Posted 10:34 AM 11/8/08
LOOOLLL
laio
ƒox
Posted 10:33 AM 11/8/08
@JesseLacey: Good god man, what is wrong with you!? You're seriously missing out.
ƒox
Fauxe
Posted 11:10 AM 11/8/08
There is no cow level! There is no COW LEVEL!! THERE IS NO COW LEVEL!!!
*cries in disbilief*
Fauxe
lancaster1
Posted 11:05 AM 11/8/08
@BillyTheRatKing: Austin Powers music make everything better
lancaster1
Clarke
Posted 11:03 AM 11/8/08
I hope valve nerfs the cow in the next update.
Clarke
maraxusofk
Posted 10:50 AM 11/8/08
i love the captain falcon original kick remix for the kirby at the end.
@BossMonk:
no it was a remix using the sound clip for falcon's ultra awesome forward smash a in the original smash (theyu changed it to some crappy elbow atk in the later games for some reason.)
maraxusofk
DoubleV
Posted 10:47 AM 11/8/08
@JesseLacey: You're lying
DoubleV
Snafoo
Posted 11:33 AM 11/8/08
That was great. Awesome. Stuper.
Snafoo
Tannrar
Posted 11:33 AM 11/8/08
Could you please credit Djy1991 and ICTOC for making the video? Machinima only hosts some of our stuff, the rest is on Youtube on Djy1991's page. We also made The Idiots of Garry's Mod 1 and 2, and the Half-Life: Full Life Consequences movies.
I'm Frodo091, by the way.
Tannrar
Fenian
Posted 11:21 AM 11/8/08
@Fauxe:
But there is, there is always a cow level...
Fenian
Tetelestia
Posted 11:57 AM 11/8/08
Grats to ubercharged for getting some big-time linkage, well deserved.
Well, not this post, but many others there.
Tetelestia
Mearns
Posted 11:49 AM 11/8/08
I think I prefer Valve's videos over something done with mouse control and hypercam.
Mearns
Owen Good
Posted 11:49 AM 11/8/08
@Tannrar: done. updated.
Owen Good
FlashIV
Posted 11:44 AM 11/8/08
I can't get enough of the Heavy's sound bites. Just the "OH NOOOO!" after they spotted the clovercow made me laugh.
FlashIV
WordMan
Posted 11:40 AM 11/8/08
?? Where's the funny?
WordMan
VengefulRonin
Posted 12:41 PM 11/8/08
I was unamused.
VengefulRonin
ajadoniz
Posted 12:26 PM 11/8/08
not to be mean or anything, but it kinda sucked. sorry?
ajadoniz
tooji
Posted 12:11 PM 11/8/08
OMG ESCAPE THE MEGA COW!
tooji
Kiri Komori
Posted 1:00 PM 11/8/08
lol, best "meet the ...." parody I've seen
Kiri Komori
CosmicElement
Posted 12:56 PM 11/8/08
I loved the abrupt ending too.
Oh, and the Kung Fu-movie reference.
Oh oh, and the spy inside the Cow-fort.
CosmicElement
Majorasblaze
Posted 1:35 PM 11/8/08
Brilliant.
Majorasblaze
flagg
Posted 2:01 PM 11/8/08
@RageKage: yeps me too
flagg
carsonpwns
Posted 1:44 PM 11/8/08
Rofl at 1:43. I guess this was a love or hate thing seeing as the comments are half half =\
carsonpwns
pnoy.otaku
Posted 2:51 PM 11/8/08
"damn boxes"
pnoy.otaku
McFazo
Posted 3:06 PM 11/8/08
I LOL'ed at the gigantic cow.
McFazo
Aex
Posted 3:05 PM 11/8/08
That was wonderful.
Aex
BenKenobi88
Posted 4:11 PM 11/8/08
Awesome hehe.
BenKenobi88
Pablos102030
Posted 4:21 PM 11/8/08
Ictoc? You mean Icton? This guys Gmod videos are pretty hilarious too.
Pablos102030
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 5:28 PM 11/8/08
That DOES IT! I will never PLAY this game. I have an intense fear of bovine...
NeVeRMoRe666
ZhouYu
Posted 5:43 PM 11/8/08
Hurrah for the Kung Pow reference :D
ZhouYu
cheesecake000
Posted 6:12 PM 11/8/08
lolcow.
I got banned from a server for saying cow once :( Wasn't even talking to the girl but she happened to be a girl and happened to be an admin and happened to believe I was calling her a cow.
No doubt that the cow class will fall and be removed from the game due to continual feminist reaction.
cheesecake000
Suda51
Posted 7:53 PM 11/8/08
Right after reading this I got on TF2, first sever I joined was in a escort the cow match, I was like DE JA VU!
Suda51
Awoken
Posted 8:02 PM 11/8/08
This video was awesome!!!! I just started playing TF2 and am impressed at how in depth the characters are and how the game play strategies work. impressive game.
@RageKage: I saw it too - you are not alone!
Awoken
NiceMissMayonnaise
Posted 10:46 PM 11/8/08
@FlashIV: I play the heavy mostly just to listen to him! Yelling stuff at just the right time adds so much to the game, my favourite is to stand on scales in the spawn and cry "NOT GOOD!" or to run away from the enemy team after a loss during humiliation spamming "Help!!!"
NiceMissMayonnaise
WittyUserName
Posted 10:35 PM 11/8/08
Oh man, that was incredible. The cow rocks.
WittyUserName
deadpandrums
Posted 11:08 PM 11/8/08
Wow hahahaha that's one of the funniest things i've seen.
Apart from Flying Penis of course,
Can't...
Breathe...
deadpandrums
Eragon117
Posted 1:47 AM 12/8/08
anybody noticed that before the pyro die , you could see the demoman about to kill him?
Eragon117
マンゼクスSythe
Posted 12:44 PM 12/8/08
@Eragon117: If you're talking about the part at 1:20 then no, that was just another pyro swinging his axe.
マンゼクスSythe